Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 1 National Volume Ⅰ: Looking forward to growth (1)
Write an essay on the topic "Looking forward to growth".

It is required to choose a good angle, determine the concept, clarify the style, and draw up the title by yourself; do not deviate from the scope of the content and meaning of the material, do not copy, and do not plagiarize.

Looking forward to growth Ⅰ

"I don't want, I don't want to grow up, I'd rather be stupid and stupid forever, I don't want to, I don't want to not want to grow up, I will lose him, the one I love, the one who loves me, has become nothing like him ..."

I listen to this song by SHE on my iPhone every day. I am intoxicated in the world of dolls and fairy tales. I can’t extricate myself from the world without growth. There is no pressure and no hardship in the world. Want to grow up?

Last month, I acted like a baby with my dad and asked him to buy me an Audi TT. My dad bought me an Audi and added a set of Dior without saying anything. What for?"

The handsome guy in the next class was already my 22nd bag after I handed him the note in a miniskirt about drinking Bloody Marys at the Flowers and Flowers that night.There is a handsome guy who "speaks attentively to me every day, and firmly caresses the king". In fact, it feels good. I suggest that those comrades who are struggling for growth and seeking for progress can try my "short skirt note trick" , It's easy to use, it feels great!
"Growing", cut, is too far away from me.There are no such exhausting words in my dictionary as growing up, progressing, and learning.As a human being, why are you so tired?

I like to take a big head shot with my mouth pouting at 45 degrees, of course it must be a dumpling head.I like to surf the Internet at night and sleep during the day. I like to call teachers nicknames. I like to stay out of bed. I like talking on the phone with different boyfriends.

So many people want to pretend to be tender, I don't need to pretend, because I have already practiced a "baby voice", Lin Chiling became popular because of this, and I am also a celebrity in our nightclub.Everyone calls me "little cutie". I'm going to grow up, can I still have this honorary title?

Yes, I know that my composition is so angry that the marking teacher blows his beard and stares, but I still have to "say something", I just don't want to grow up, so I have no choice but to write this composition.It's better for me to write a big truth than to hand in a blank paper, right?
Teacher, don’t be angry with me. You are a “growth” person. We have different outlooks on life and values, and we cannot talk on the same level. In other words, there is a generation gap of [-] miles between us. !Do you use Taobao to buy clothes?Can you cosplay?Can you pole dance?If you're not a hipster, what's the use of just growing up?

In today's society, I believe you know that the price of goods has risen like flying, and wages have risen like climbing stairs.Kickbacks are flying all over the sky, mistresses are everywhere, everyone is like this, is it meaningful for us to look forward to growing up?If I grow up and live like this, I might as well go back to my mommy's stomach.

In my opinion, you should put away your false masks of "growth", "aggressiveness", "benevolence" and "struggle". There are a few professors with real talents, a few projects that are not tofu, and a few entrepreneurs who are not. Engage in black box operations?In this society, the fight is about economic strength. If you have money, someone will support you. How much can you sell for growth?My dad never asked me to "grow up". He didn't just drive a Mercedes-Benz. After my mother divorced, he could still find a young girl who was a few years younger than me to enjoy life. It shows that looking forward to growing up is not as good as looking forward to RMB.

It’s better to be married than to be a good woman. I have the time to look forward to growing up. I might as well catch a few more handsome guys. My dad will provide me with food and drink, and my husband will provide me with fun. I don’t have anything Worry, how nice.Girls should start to take care of themselves from now on, use Estee Lauder and Dior every day, don't be reluctant to spend money, "face is more important than gold".When you have a good face, you can look back at Bai Meisheng with a smile, just wink and act coquettishly if you want, don't tire yourself.

To sum up, it is wrong to expect growth, and it is king not to want to grow up.To be honest, grown-ups, you can't afford to be hurt!
Comments: I want to make sure, girl, are you here to take the college entrance examination?Are you sure your age is only seventeen or eighteen?I suspect that you are most likely an old girl who has repeated for more than three or five years.You use "don't want to grow up" as an excuse, use your parents as a cash machine, and pretend to be tender in school as the "best repeating female student", is it right? !If your identity is true, then I can only say that your awareness is too high, and those who have too high awareness will suffer in the future when they grow up.

Looking forward to growth Ⅱ

There are many people in this world who need to grow, wait to grow, and strive to grow. I think I am trying to grow, my juniors are waiting to grow, and my teachers need to grow.

In my opinion, our teachers are a group of people with a glass heart who can't afford to be hurt and will be broken when touched.I am looking forward to the growth of the teachers. As our mentors in life and studies, how can they be so vulnerable?

Our teachers can't tolerate students scolding them, and if they scold them, they have to write a review.In our opinion, writing a review is worth ten essays.Compositions are seldom able to tell the truth, but self-criticism is the most difficult part of composition. Only when you say something against your will can you write a full-score self-criticism.

It's a pity that we didn't go against our will, so we often failed the review and called back to rewrite it.We often have to write the same content two or three times before we can barely get it into the head.The teacher took a rough look, and then taught us seriously for two hours, and then felt refreshed in his heart, that he had not lost his dignity as a teacher after all.

But the teachers who couldn't afford to be injured never thought that the students in front of them had been injured to the bone, and their bodies and minds had been severely damaged.Our whole body may be full of your spittle stars, and our minds and minds have already been irritated by your nagging and trivialities, and we have to hold back when we want to explode.But the reason why we are devastated is very simple, maybe we made a noise in the teacher's class, or talked back to the teacher face to face, or...

I still don't think it's a big mistake to make a lot of noise in class. If it's a big mistake to make a lot of noise, why doesn't the teacher find a bunch of puppets and give them lessons?If you think the faces are too monotonous, we can paste our own beautiful photos on each puppet head.In this way, the teacher can have a class with a group of us who are very quiet!

I don't think it's a big mistake to talk back to the teacher face to face, no matter in class or after class, we will have disputes with the teacher more or less.Teachers are not saints, we are not ninjas, and our relationship is not between leaders and subordinates.We students should say what we have, and if we hold back, the frustration and pressure will explode together...

But this is how the teacher does not allow students to affect their authority at any time.From elementary school to junior high school to high school, I have seen no less than a hundred teachers, but I have only seen two or three mature teachers.Therefore, my academic career has always been mostly suffering, and I have rarely had happiness.The only happiness is mostly being with classmates, and the happiness of being with teachers may only be traced back to elementary school or even kindergarten.

Thinking about it now, looking forward to growth, we hope to see the growth of the teacher more than the teacher expects us to grow.After all, our immaturity will only make a group of teachers suffer, and the teacher's immaturity will make countless students suffer.

Comments: Aunt Wang once said: "Children, whether you expect to grow up or not, you have to grow up after all." Therefore, anyone under the age does not need to "expect to grow up" in the future. What do you expect to grow up?What do you look forward to growing up?What is there to look forward to growing up?The one who needs to look forward to growing up, as this brother said - is the teacher!Not much to say, you understand.

Looking forward to growth Ⅲ

It seems to me, actually, that I've grown up.My firsts, many firsts, are gone.Some gave cigarettes, some gave wine, and some gave bicycles and watermelon knives.

I'm big and big - 180cm, 180mm, 180m2.

However, people’s desires are endless. Even though I am very big, even though I have not been a big brother for many years, even though my big brother is already very powerful, far exceeding Sister Feng’s requirements for choosing a spouse, but I still look forward to growing up.Because growing up can make me stronger and make me more confident in front of beautiful teachers.

So, I look forward to growing up, as if——I look forward to growing up, as if I yearn to be nurtured.

I look forward to growing up and being a real estate owner when I grow up.That way my dad wouldn't have to work hard for a meager salary and pay off that shitty mortgage every month.

I look forward to growing up and being a chef when I grow up.My noodles are not mixed with carcinogenic chromatin, and I don’t use waste oil to corrode my heart at a loss.

I look forward to growing up and becoming a driver when I grow up.Refuse to drink and drive, do not drink at all, obey the rules, and never kill the aunt who was injured in a car accident.

I look forward to growing up and being an engineering designer when I grow up.There is no more famous Three Gorges No. [-], just because the common people are no longer forced to leave their homes and endure drought and flood.

I look forward to growing up and becoming a doctor when I grow up.Whoever gave me a red envelope, I forgot the scalpel in his body.

I look forward to growing up and driving the subway when I grow up.Seats are specially set up for migrant workers to sit and rest. Which **** Beijinger dares to sit, he must be made to kowtow.

In the examination room of the college entrance examination, we are only "expected to grow up". Only Tianchao brand milk powder and Zhongguo brand milk expect us to grow up and mature one by one.But people are looking forward to and growing up. What we look forward to is the healthy growth of wages, status, and the next generation, not the skyrocketing rise of your mother's prices and house prices.

If you don't explode while growing, you will perish while growing.Yes, I have reached the point when the fruit is ripe, but I still have to keep growing, and I am forced to write such a composition, and the worst thing is that I am not paid for the manuscript.Growth, even if you look forward to it, is there any use for birds?
Three years ago, I really looked forward to growing up, but now that I have grown up, I start to look forward to death!
Comments: Brother, are you stupid again?If you don't have one like Bill?Gates' super Father, your dream is basically impossible to realize.

Looking forward to growth Ⅳ

Growing up is actually a kind of trouble, just like not having enough to eat in many cases.

When I was in elementary school, did you know there were bullies in elementary school?They robbed me of my meal and ate my food.In fact, the food in our cafeteria is not good. Anyway, there is no oil or salt, and the food is fried like firewood, which is unbearable.

But they still robbed me of my food, and they didn't eat any vegetables like firewood or rice like stone grains.It was so f*cking sad back then, the bully was just a head taller than me.By the way, I'm the shortest in our class, I'm so mad, do I get bullied because I'm short?Are you bullied for being skinny?

Well, let's talk about the problem of our primary school cafeteria.They not only robbed me of food, but also framed me.In fact, it is not considered a false accusation. At that time, we were going to smash the cafeteria, not the head teacher of our class. Too bad, this sentence was wrongly written.You can't alter the paper in the college entrance examination!Teacher, I mean, that person is the head teacher, but not the head teacher of our class. He was eating in the cafeteria and was hit by a stone we threw.He rushed out, and they all ran away. I was the only one who hadn't thrown a stone yet.

Those threatening people, I want to beat them when I think of them now!

Also, after the cafeteria was smashed and I was beaten up by my father, the food seemed to be better, but I was still not full.That day I read a book - "Growing Pains": I understood that growing up is a kind of trouble, just like not having enough to eat.

Where did it go?
Oh, right.Later, we went to steal the vegetables grown by the teachers, and when we came back, we secretly went to the kitchen to cook noodles in the middle of the night. I don’t know who was so wicked. When we picked peppers, we uprooted them. After picking a handful of peppers, we threw the stems under my bed. .When we ate noodles that night, they all looked at me and laughed, so I took the opportunity to eat a lot of noodles.

Who knew, the next day the head teacher picked up my ears and slapped me on the left side of the face, and fined me to stand on my head for five hours.

At that time, I could bear any suffering, really, just like what Gu Long said in his novels: the years are quiet and good.

I am very quiet.But when I think about the process of growing up, I can't help but cry.I really hope to grow up, at least no one will steal my food when I grow up!
When I was in junior high school, I was also a class committee member!No one bullied me back then.I am the labor squad leader, which is what we call it all over there. The one who manages sports is called the sports squad leader, the one who manages discipline is called the discipline squad leader, and the one who manages studies is called the study squad leader.

In the first year of high school, as I thought, I grew big and thick, with a beard and pectoral muscles.At that time, I was always wandering on the street, hoping to meet my elementary school classmates again and let them see me now.But I haven’t met any of them (I’m sorry for the grading teacher, there are still some on the reverse side), except Gao Cheng who has been my classmate. Gao Cheng is now taking the exam in the second examination room. I will go crazy when I mention him!
When I was a sophomore in high school, one of our junior girls liked me. She was very good-looking, with pigtails, and when she carried her schoolbag, she always wore it cross-body, with the straps pressing through the middle of her chest, so obvious and cute!I have been in love with her for a long time, about two weeks, and I feel that my life has stopped in those two weeks.When we were just about to kiss that day, in the grove, ah, the sun was shining brightly, the flowers were red and the willows were green, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, red flowers and green leaves.It's really pretty, she's going to kiss me, I'm so excited, she suddenly asked me: "Did you ever put shit in your crotch when you were young?"

I am an honest person, but I must not be honest at this time, my father has always treated my mother like this.I said very righteously: "I didn't!"

She curled her lips and said, "Sure enough, just like what Gao Cheng said, you are not only dirty, but also a liar!" After finishing speaking, she ran away.I couldn't catch up, she was too big to run, and I saw her get on the back seat of Gao Cheng's bicycle and leave.It was Gao Cheng who bullied me again!Tell her my secret!Of course, as you can guess, they got together later.Gao Cheng always brags to the big guys, saying that the junior girl's breasts are so soft.I wanted to kill Gao Cheng at that time, but my dad would not be sure if he knew, and I also knew that if he knew, he would not allow me to beat him. Gao Cheng's father was my father's leader.

(End of this chapter)