Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 2 National Volume Ⅰ: Looking forward to growth (2)
I didn't study for a year in the third year of high school.I was thinking, I should not grow up, I would rather live in my childhood forever, and it doesn't matter if someone robs me of my food.

It's so sad to be robbed of a woman.

Comments: A good student does not learn well, learns to fall in love with puppies, writes with negative thoughts and dirty details, which completely violates the code of conduct for high school students, and does not show the vitality that high school students should have at all.The writing is fluent but not enough to offset these problems.In view of the fact that the examinee's essay is not correct, it is not an exaggeration to give zero points.

Expect to grow Ⅴ

Those who are looking forward to it, wait for it; those who grow up, grow up and grow up!

What is the period?Why wait for a reply?

Become He Cheng?Why is it long?

period, the period for the realization of communism?The period when the husband grows up and transforms, we small people can't get involved.Those who eat meat have their own responsibility; whether it is realized or not has nothing to do with me.Period, the period for the realization of the four modernizations? The goal before the advent of the 21st century was the four modernizations mentioned by Mr. Deng. Now, it seems that there is no change; farmers are the foundation of the celestial dynasty. In the world, however, the farmers I have seen are all dark, scorched, and wretched. To borrow the words of the modern poet Yang Jian-"indulging in the exhaustion of being blackmailed." Wow, the hierarchy is obvious again, and the water and fire are incompatible, and they attack each other What is the period for killing? "

Or say: "The period is the period of enlightenment of the people's wisdom."

The enlightenment of the people's wisdom is a long-standing problem. The Sun of the Three People's Principles, starting from his status as a rogue politician, even tried to open up the people's wisdom in order to promote democracy.

Being so childish, of course he can't stand up to the warlord's separatist rule, the tragic situation where you fight for the soul and revive the poison.

Or say: "The period is the period of democracy."

Democracy, isn't it the reality of our dynasty today?Our Celestial Dynasty is the largest democratic country in the world.The Democratic Congress is held from time to time, and the delegates come in droves, bustling with fame and fortune.Democracy was realized in the [-] years of my dynasty!hum.

OK!Wait, what are you waiting for?
Are there female red sleeves to add fragrance? no!Have a well-off family, no matter how noisy outside the window?Also for no.

What I am waiting for is to grow and grow, to repeat the great cause of my parents, and to contribute the power of harmony to the convening of the Democratic Congress!

I am a new socialist young man.

Liang Rengong said: "This country is not my country; this people are not my people."

Damn it!

This is a fallacy that ignores Marxism!

How can I, Xiaomin, question political correctness so much?What we wait for is what we expect and what we grow up to be!
Success, sixteen is success!Long, thirty and stand as a long!

In the past 14 years, the years of youth, those who can do something, are in the dark.Hmph, harmony depends on everyone, and it is our great ideal to contribute to harmony and the happiness of the primary stage of socialism!

So, buy a house first, and then marry a wife. Of course, a woman is marrying a person, giving birth to a child in the primary stage of socialism, and ordering him to witness the grand occasion of the middle stage of socialism. At that time, he will definitely thank his parents and me!
Woohoo, but, where is my room?Where is my spirit?My home, my court!Where did my sages get killed by this materialistic society?

Baby, family sacrifices never forget to tell Nai Weng, when Chinese football qualify!

Comments: After reading this article, I am in a mess.

Expect to grow Ⅵ

The teacher who wrote the question must have been kicked in the head by a donkey. The growth period will come if you don’t look forward to it. Unless you eat too much Sanlu milk powder, you can only lie on the hospital bed and look forward to growing up.Although I have never eaten Sanlu milk powder, maybe I have eaten waste oil, plasticizers, and other poisons that I cannot avoid, so I will write about this topic.I look forward to growing up, looking forward to growing into a person who is invulnerable to all kinds of poisons, and looking forward to surviving this drug test competition.

If my father were to write about this topic, he would be more promising than me. He looks forward to growing into a government official, because then he can enjoy special food and let his children eat non-toxic food.Poor parents all over the world, they work hard for the sake of their own children, even if they want to do things that they don't want to do, but the competition is so cruel, he would rather work a little harder on himself to let me live a good life.Dear dad, I will be filial to you in the future, even though you didn't win me the chance to become the second generation official, it doesn't matter.

My grandfather doesn't know how to write this topic. He hasn't read any books, and he still doesn't know what melamine is. Moreover, he rarely worries about food safety. He has never sprayed pesticides on his vegetable garden.Grandpa is very simple. Living in this age, I have no idea what he wants.He doesn't seem to have any special expectations, and he has a peaceful mind about everything. Maybe he just wants to live a normal life, watching my father and I live happily together as a family.Let's say that grandpa is looking forward to growing up to be a happy person, but grandpa, I can't guarantee that I can make your expectation not fail.

My physique is very weak, and I have to eat a lot of poisons before becoming a person who is invulnerable to all poisons, but I can't guarantee that my body can withstand those poisons, maybe I haven't grown into what I expected, so I can't treat anyone Things have expectations.Alas, thinking of this, I have to apologize for my disrespect to the teacher at the beginning. You are far-sighted, and it is my short-sightedness that failed to understand your painstaking efforts at the first time.

Teacher, I don't know what unclean thing I ate in the morning, and I suddenly started to have a stomachache, so I have to stop writing here.Hopefully I'll be fine, because I'm looking forward to growing up like the kids who ate the specials, and that's what my dad and grandpa both expected.The score you give me may determine whether the expectations of the three generations of our family can be realized. If I eat special vegetables in the future, I will definitely give you a share.

I believe that the teacher also has the same expectation as me!

Comments: The current food is really not reassuring, and incidents such as poisoned milk and gutter oil are emerging one after another.Let's look forward to food that makes people feel safe to eat!

Looking forward to growthⅦ

Looking to grow?

I don't, I don't expect it.

Why?Because I grew up and grew up.

When I was young, I looked forward to growing up every day. I watched my arms gradually thicker and my legs thicker. Even the hair on my thighs became longer and thicker. I am happy, I am delighted, I am growing up soon!When I grow up, I can look for a girlfriend in a serious and aboveboard way... Then I can go to college, join the party, and work... to realize my father's lifelong dreams and ambitions!
But, it's only now that I understand.Why do people nowadays have to be nostalgic?Pretending to be cute?After the Children's Day, the uncles and aunts with beards and fats still have to blend in and be happy.It turns out that growing up is really bad!

I'm only 18, and I'm already older than my dad's mental age.

I'm not good at studying, so I can go to a junior college at most, but even if I can go to a book, what can I do?These days work does not include assignments, what can an honest person like me do when he comes out?If I don't know how to flatter or wag my tail, I will definitely not be able to realize my father's ambition.Although I can start my own business, can an honest person like me earn money if I do business in a down-to-earth manner?It would be strange not to pay death.For example, if I want to open a restaurant, let's not talk about whether someone will come to collect protection fees or something, just talk about serious cooking.I must have real materials, but in this way, if the price goes up, who will eat it.If you want to make money, you have to be ruthless. If there is a problem with eating, I have nothing to do with it, right, anyway, if you go out of my restaurant, it has nothing to do with me!
A few days ago, I saw Malatang on Weibo, this thing is so dirty, how can I still have diarrhea after eating it?It turns out that the person added the powder of Xieliding in it, which is really clever!

Sweat, I can’t do it anymore, I drank too much with my junior last night, and went to eat Malatang again, now my stomach hurts to death, so that’s it, I won’t write, I’ll go to the bathroom.

Finally, let me say, how come we who make Malatang are so honest, and we don’t know how to add some Xieliding!I don’t even know how to go to Weibo!

I hate you!

Whoever lends me some toilet paper, I'll come as soon as I go!
Comments: Although many of us are humming "I don't want I don't want to grow up", but who can stop the growth?Growing up, pain and joy.

Looking forward to growth Ⅷ

When I was a child, when I was about four or five years old, my face was as red as a red apple.That's right, it looks like a red apple, not like a green apple. The green face is too sad or too angry.But I was neither sad nor angry when I was a child, so my face was always flushed, and I was very good at talking, and I called people uncle and aunt when I met them.This is not over yet. When I see my uncle, I will say, Uncle, I see that you can make a lot of money, right, and you will definitely marry a beautiful wife.When I met my aunt, I said, "Auntie, you are so beautiful, you will definitely be able to marry a rich husband."As a result, my uncle happily gave me the money and asked me to buy delicious food.As for the aunt, sometimes she kisses me, and sometimes she takes me to buy delicious food.I also showed off to the aunt of the salesperson, "This child is a child of my friend's family, but he is smart. It is a blessing to have such a child. You can see that he is so smart since he was a child, and it will be even more amazing when he grows up. Maybe he will be able to do it when he grows up." Being a high official can at least make a fortune.

Uncles and aunts always praise me for being smart, especially the aunts praise me for being smart. I am really sweet.I thought at the time, how great it would be for me to be a high-ranking official in the future, and I would be able to speak on TV every day, Dorafeng, and besides speaking, I would take Ultraman to fight monsters on Sundays.

In short, at that time, I was looking forward to growing up every day.My whole family is also looking forward to my rapid growth.Think about it, my family belongs to poor and lower-middle peasants, and poor and lower-middle peasants were already a shameful thing in the 90s.In order not to be ashamed, my family tried their best to hope that I would grow up early.My grandpa said, eat more, eat more, and you will be fine when you grow up.My grandma said, eat quickly, eat quickly, our family will be fine when you grow up.My parents say every day, son, what do you want to make up for, tell them, and parents will tighten their belts and let you eat and drink well.

So when I was free, I was either eating or on the way to eat. Really, it’s my grandson who lied to you.My parents bought me too many snacks. Guess what, they didn’t think it was a good idea to continue buying them, so they went to wholesale snacks. Only after wholesale did they realize that those stores were really making a lot of money.Guess what happened, my parents thought that since the store is so profitable, they should just open a store. On the one hand, I don’t need to go to the store to buy the snacks, but buy them directly at wholesale prices. On the one hand, I can make some money. How much money, as long as I can earn enough to eat.As a result, guess what, my family actually opened a store. It doesn’t matter if it opens. Because of opening a store, my family immediately got rid of the embarrassing position of poor and lower-middle peasants and became the richest man in our village in one fell swoop.

After becoming the richest man in our village, my parents have been nagging me every day, son, you have contributed to eating well, and you have contributed to growing up.Because of your growth, our family has become the richest man in our village.You grow up quickly, our family will slowly become the richest man in our township, then the richest man in our county, and then... at that time, my parents didn't know there was Bill?A person like Gates, otherwise I guess they will say, our family wants Bill?Gatsby goes down.

So I look forward to growing up every day.I think it's great to grow up. When I grow up, I'm so honorable. My family can become the richest man.Even if it is not the world.Really, I have had this ideal since I was a child.I guess no one will believe me when I say it now.So I ate it when I had nothing to do, because the more I ate, the faster it grew—my family raises pigs. I found that the one that ate a lot grew faster, and the one that ate less grew slowly, so I concluded that it is necessary to If you want to grow fast, you have to eat a lot.Anyway, regardless of 21, in order to grow, I just eat and eat, because I look forward to growing.In other words, growth is the goal, and eating is the means.

Due to eating too much, I slowly developed horizontally, chubby, and I am smart, so I am more attractive. Uncles and aunts kiss me when they see me, and I also kiss uncles and aunts when they see them. Dear.Because I kissed them, they praised me, and rewarded me with delicious and fun things, I just kissed like this.

I don't know if I ate too much melamine milk or too much waste oil food. I not only developed horizontally, but also advanced vertically. My height rose up quickly, and I grew to 1.7 meters all at once.I am tall but my mental development is not so fast. At that time, I had the mentality of a four or five-year-old child.This is terrible, when my uncles and aunts came to my house, and when I went out to play, I met my uncles, especially my aunts. When they called, it was just a hooligan calling for help and an aunt who ran away.I was very wronged at that time, I wonder why you hit me, I kissed you a few days ago and you praised me and rewarded me, why are you treating me like this now.I thought at the time that human beings are fickle, especially women.

I told my parents about my grievances, why did my aunt beat me.My parents said you grew up too fast and too tall. I said this because you nagged me about growing up every day, and then I ate more, and then I grew taller.At this time, I heard my parents sigh. They said, son, it seems that growing up is not about growing as fast as possible, but gradually.For quite a long period of time after that, my parents said every day, it seems to grow up, don't expect it, just let nature take its course.

Today, I am sitting in a bright classroom to take the college entrance examination. At this solemn moment, I think that when I was a child, I expected to grow up, but the result was that I ate and drank and hurt me.Therefore, growth is not something to look forward to, but something to go with the flow. More importantly, when you grow up, you are neither the second generation of officials nor the second generation of rich people. You have to spend a lot of money on your girlfriend Money to coax her, you want to get married and buy a house, you have to raise children, can you afford it?So growing up is sometimes a painful thing, so don't expect any growth, just let nature take its course.

Comments: If the teacher who made the question could have such a painful experience like you, then he or she would definitely not come up with such a poor question.

(End of this chapter)