Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 3 National II: Integrity (1)
On September 2010, 9, the owner of a sports lottery store in Beijing bought a 12 yuan multi-entry football lottery ticket for a lottery player. Time to call the buyer and deliver the winning ticket to the buyer.He became another "most honest owner" in lottery sales.

有人据此在互联网上设计了一项调查：“假如你垫资代买的中了500万元大奖的彩票在你手里，你怎么做？”调查引来16万人次的点击，结果显示，有29.9%的人选择“通过协商协议两家对半分”；有28.1%的人选择“把500万元留给自己”；有22.1%的人选择“把500万元给对方”；还有19.9%的人没做选择。

It is required to choose a good angle, determine the concept, clarify the style, and draw up the title by yourself; do not deviate from the scope of the content and meaning of the material, do not copy, and do not plagiarize.

If I have a 500 million lottery ticket
If I have a lottery ticket of 500 million, I will be sad while being happy.

500万，怎么才500万！交了税就剩400万。在俺们这嘎达，市区的房价已经一平米3万多了。这么一算，我这400万才够买套3室1厅啊。

There are 5 people in our family, I mean now.My parents, my grandparents, and me. How can a family of 5 live?Not to mention, I'm not too young anymore, and in a few years, I'm going to have children. In this way, my parents, my grandparents, me, my wife, and my son.Let’s say we have one child, so there are 8 people, ah, no, it’s wrong, it’s 7 people. 7 people, how to live in three rooms and one living room?If my daughter-in-law gives me twins, it will be 8 people. If I have triplets, it will be 9 people. If it is quadruplets, it will be 10 people. What if... oh my god, I don’t Dare to think about it, if my daughter-in-law breaks the Guinness World Record and gives birth to sextuplets or octuplets, it will be fatal!
Well, some people will definitely say that the housing price in your place is high, so you can buy it at a cheaper place, right?I really want to say, what an idiot to you!The person who said this must have watched "Country Love" too much.Not to mention anything else, if you live in a third-tier city, can your wife go with you?Besides, what did you go for?If your job is that kind of cutting-edge, what are you doing in a third-tier city?Sell ​​skewers!
Some people will definitely say, why do you have to buy a house, you can rent it!Rent you bastard!You didn't win 500 million, of course you think so.Can your daughter-in-law stay with you if you rent a house?Even you can't forgive yourself. A man doesn't even have a safe nest for his whole life. How can he be worthy of his wife and children, let alone your wife's parents!

Hey, I'm about to cry as I write this.Talking about 500 million for a long time is just a hypothetical.Except for the words "500 million", everything else he said was the truth.Hey, my mother has been laid off for many years, and my father pays 2000 yuan a month, what should I do!Even if I earn 8000 yuan a month, in addition to basic living, even if I save 5000 yuan, 6 yuan a year can buy 2 square meters.It will take 60 years until I can afford a 30-square-meter house, ah!Then I have to be in my 50s, and I can only dare to get married and have children in my 50s, ah!When I was in my 50s, I would definitely marry a flower girl in her 20s, maybe a middle-aged divorced woman, ah!It's so tragic, love and everything is gone!If there is trouble, another son in his 20s will come out and be someone's stepfather!If I marry a middle-aged divorced woman in her 50s, she will not be able to have children, so how can I meet my ancestors!

Ah, I forgot to mention, just now the monthly income is 8000, excluding those who are unemployed.Ah, then even middle-aged divorced women can't marry!

Forget it, stop writing, full of tears.A composition is so sad, but then again, wasn't I quite happy before I saw this composition and imagined 500 million?
Comments: The paper is full of absurd words, full of bitter tears!
no matter what you do you lose

If you are serious you will lose, if you are not serious you will lose even worse.What is morality?Morality is what constrains us to work hard to strive for a better future.

When we go to the park, we never buy tickets.Isn't it, that's face.

But from the point of view of most of us, money is still the most important thing.

On September 2010, 9, the owner of a sports lottery store in Beijing bought a 12 yuan multi-entry football lottery ticket for a lottery player. Time to call the buyer and deliver the winning ticket to the buyer.He became another "most honest owner" in lottery sales.

有人据此在互联网上设计了一项调查：“假如你垫资代买的中了500万元大奖的彩票在你手里，你怎么做？”调查引来16万人次的点击，结果显示，有29.9%的人选择“通过协商协议两家对半分”；有28.1%的人选择“把500万元留给自己”；有22.1%的人选择“把500万元给对方”；还有19.9%的人没做选择。

First of all, those who chose to split 533/266.5 are shameless bastards!Whoever gives you freedom, takes the money that legally belongs to others into your own hands, and pays back half, half of [-] million is [-] million!Why don't you grab so much money!Back then we just went to the park and didn't give tickets, so it was a little bit of money. I don't need that kind of money, but I just can't stand it when you rob so much money, I want to scold people!Really, guys like you, who usually don't dare to shout when they see thieves, only dare to scrape the oil in the pork they have passed, are so disgusting!

Second, for those 28.1% who want to keep the bonus for themselves, please refer to my point in "First", and then I will add a few more points.You unconscionable SBs, save this money for your own medicine!Why don't you buy a piece of tofu and kill yourself?Why don't you find a better place to jump off and die?Why don't you go to Iraq?Contribute to world peace!Do you still have the nerve to live?You took 500 million, oh, 533 million, and you can only buy Adidas shoes and anycall mobile phones. What do you want the money for?Might as well donate to Project Hope!Oh yes, you can't donate to the Hope Project. The current Hope Project is worse than you.

Again, for those 22.1% who want to give the money back to the other party.Let me first praise you, your moral level has long surpassed the overall level of our Chinese people, and your moral level has already reached the level of moral modernization!Congratulations.But I have to say that you are stupid, so much money has been passed by yourself, why don't you keep some for yourself?This, a banker's daughter, asked her father: "Daddy, they deposit money in the bank and take out the bank themselves, why do you buy me hello kitty and Barbie dolls?" Dad told her to take out the pork in the refrigerator He came out and put it in again, and the daughter did so, and the father asked her, "Haney, do you have anything on hand?" The daughter said, "Ah, there is lard!" The banker smiled evilly.Look, this is legal, a gentleman loves money and gets it in a proper way!I don't even understand this truth, you guys are the second senior brothers! ! ! !Your brains are short-circuited! ! !You SB! ! ! ! SB is there! ! !
Finally, for those who don't choose, I would like to say, is this still a problem?Isn't it 500 million?My brother went to Paris in his sophomore year of high school and bought some bags. What the hell, it only cost a few million. Is 500 million still a big problem?Don't be serious, you will lose if you are serious!

If you are serious, you will lose, no matter what! ! !

Let me go, there are no more grids, marking teacher, just make do with it! ! !The college entrance examination is a major event, so you must be cautious, don't take it seriously, if you take it seriously, I will lose! ! ! !
Comments: Brother, are you the relative who bought the lottery ticket?It doesn't matter whether the number of words in your composition is enough or not, if I take a general look at your content, you will lose.

if it was me
I don't know exactly how I'm going to deal with it because this society is so dangerous.What you know and what you see is only the surface.My parents have a master who teaches them to feel the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, and so on.

But in fact, they feel nothing, I can't see it.

So, if I were a lottery shop owner, I wouldn't know what to do.

You see, there are two people over there. One borrows money from the other to buy lottery tickets. The borrower doesn’t know what to think. He says I’ll buy it with you. You only need to pay me back half of how much you lend me. Well, the brotherhood is deep and thoughtful of each other.Later, I won the lottery, which was more than 500 million.

The buddy who borrowed money was very happy. Before repaying the hundreds of dollars he borrowed, he got several million in his hands. It was so comfortable.The buddy who lent the money was unhappy, because the buddy who lent him the money happily ran over to pay him back the lottery money and asked for an equal share of the more than 400 million after tax.

You see, this is a complete psychological gap.I also gave you money to buy a lottery ticket, and you won the big prize, so you paid me back the lottery money and asked for a share of the bonus. Are you afraid that I won’t give you a share of the bonus?When the buddy who lent the money thought about it, he became very angry and didn't want to share the bonus with the person who lent him the money.

If you want me, I don't want to divide it!It's so irritating!At least you are sensible and pack a red envelope!
Back then, my parents not only gave the master incense money, but also invited people to eat at home, kowtow to the big red envelope!So my parents' masters are very kind to my parents. My parents' health was not good at first, but now they are gradually getting better.It's really worth it, respect each other, it's better not to fight.

Later, the two of them went to court, and the court ruled that there was no evidence to show what their oral agreement was.So whoever buys the lottery ticket and whoever owns it belongs to whoever it is.The owner of the lottery shop was bribed, saying that he saw only one person taking money-of course it was the gentleman who advanced the money.

He happily enjoyed the bonus to himself.In fact, according to the current business concept, the gentleman who advances the money only pays the money, and the other gentleman pays for inspiration and number selection.This is the most important thing. Anyone who buys lottery tickets knows that number selection is the most important thing.If you don't choose the number well, how can you win an award, right?
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