Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 4 National II: Integrity (2)
So, the gentleman who was hit by reality did a very heroic act. On a dark and stormy night, he slipped into the lottery office and killed the owner of the lottery shop.Then I touched the house of Mr. Dianqian. Mr. Dianqian's privately built villa is still in the initial stage of installation, so it is easy to get in.He went in and killed Mr. Qian and his wife, leaving the baby alive.Why do you say that, because there is no doll's body at the scene.

Later, the police found that the millions of cash in the safe were gone, and disappeared together with the doll.Some people said that the doll belonged to him originally, but he adopted it to Mr. Dianqian since he was a child.He hugged his own son and wandered the world with a huge sum of money!
you say!It was horrible, it was brutal!What should I do with it? I said I didn’t win, and if I took it privately, I might be killed by someone else.So, people should be kind, that's what my parents' masters said.He even asked me not to kill. For example, mosquitoes, just chase them away with your hands, and ants, don't trample them to death.Then the meat we eat must be clean, and we must be worthy of the animals that died to keep us full.

I said, Grand Master, it’s fine if we don’t eat meat.Grand Master's old face was stern: "How can you not eat meat!"

Comments: This article is really a stroke of genius. After reading it, I was so entangled that I almost smoked it like Uncle Fan.

Whether to give money to lottery players depends on character

Besides, there was an incident last year that made everyone very excited. It was said that a lottery player named Wang Er asked the owner of a lottery store to advance money to help him buy a few lottery tickets.I rely on, ya really lucky.What's even more lucky is that the shopkeeper didn't hide it from him.So someone conducted a survey on the Internet: "If you bought a lottery ticket that won a grand prize of 533 million yuan, what would you do?"

I thought, what would I do if I were that shop owner?Or, I have a 500 million chance, what should I do?In fact, thinking about it, I'm really not willing to give it to this lottery player Wang Er.

Think about it, if my parents were farmers—according to the well-known Weibo blogger’s homework book, I had a chance to be a rich second generation, but unfortunately my parents didn’t cherish it very much, so they turned their faces to the loess and their backs to the sky every day Working hard to make money, no matter it is windy or rainy, he will be exhausted in the field.For me to study, they would piece together things every day, frowning.I managed to earn 500 million with my own money, no, I bet 500 million, how could I give it to that lottery player... Suppose my parents are civil servants, it is not easy for me to study!
Think about it, even if my parents are civil servants, it is impossible for every civil servant to be Li Gang. Even if my parents embezzle some money, it would be frightening. Corruption is not a good industry.With this 500 million, my parents can do whatever they want, and don’t want to be corrupt if they don’t want to be corrupt, so they don’t have to worry about being a civil servant. So with this 500 million, I can’t give it to that lottery player Wang Er.

No, no, what we just assumed was that I was the shopkeeper.At this moment, I want to forget that I am a college entrance examination, yes, I am the shop owner.So how do I deal with such a problem?To be honest, I still have some basic conscience. Faced with this problem, I think I still have principles. As the saying goes, good people get rewarded.So I thought, let’s see whether my conscience is better or his conscience is better, 500 million is still a lot, this money should belong to the person with a good conscience, right, of course I don’t mean that the 500 million belongs to me.Instead, let's first look at Wang Er's character, IQ, and luck.So, I called him first.

First test his character, I will test this way.

Me: Wang Er, the 1024 yuan you entrusted me to buy a lottery ticket is in vain.I didn't win the lottery ticket, what should I do? I'm a little tight recently, so please return the money to me today.

Then I see if Wang Er can quickly return the money to me within 30 seconds. If he can't, it means there is something wrong with his character.Then the money belongs to me, which is more conscientious.

Test IQ again.

Me: Wang Er, you have won a lottery, and you have won a lot.

Wang Er: How much, don't make fun of me, I have heart disease.

Me: Guess, only if you guess right, I will give you three chances.

Wang Er: ...

If Wang can't guess right two or three times, it means that he has a problem with his IQ, and he has a problem with his IQ, and the 500 million will be cheated sooner or later.So if he has a problem with IQ, I won't give it to him.

To test his luck, I will throw a coin in the air. If the coin is vertical when it falls to the ground, then I will not give him the money.As the saying goes, success depends on virtue, ability, and luck. If he has nothing, why should he take the 500 million.So, if I were the owner of the shop, I would test the lottery player first, and then decide whether to give it to him. I think there is nothing unreasonable about it!

Comments: If you want to do it like you do, you have to kill a human being.

idiots don't want

Today's test questions went smoothly all the way, stick to the principle of doing what you can and skipping what you can't do (so the paper is very clean).But when I did the composition questions, I was puzzled.

Let's talk about it, just a small prize of 533 million yuan, and you still make it into an exam question, are you sure about it?
Think about it, what can more than 500 million buy now?

If you buy a 100-square-meter house in the center of Shanghai or Beijing, you will lose more than 350 million yuan; if you buy a similar car, you will lose 400 million yuan; if you find a wife, you will lose 450 million yuan; then...

In fact, 500 million is really nothing, is it?
And tell me, is this kind of survey interesting?

For example, when I do such a survey, if I want others to feel that I am upright, then I will choose "give 500 million to the other party"; if I want others to feel that I am dishonest, then I will choose "give 500 million Keep it to yourself"; if I want others to feel that I am fair, then I will choose "By agreement, the two parties will split in half".

So, this survey is not very interesting.What I choose depends on my mood. If I am in a particularly good mood, I will open three "vest" accounts and choose each one.

But seriously, if something like this happened to me, if it wasn't an investigation, I would have taken the money all by myself.I have paid the cost, so I should have relative benefits, right?To be honest, I'm not the kind of thin-skinned person who loves to save face.Because I know that the thin-skinned people these days are those who have no money.

Think about those nail households who have been waiting for demolition for a lifetime, how many of them are thin-skinned who can finally exchange a house of more than ten square meters for a large house of [-] square meters?

Think about those business people who can drive a BMW and live in a luxury house and have mistresses and mistresses. How many of them are thin-skinned?

Right, rich people have thick skins, right?
So, if I really encountered such a thing, I must be the thick-skinned one.I think I am right, where am I wrong?
Am I not studying for future work?Isn't work to make money?Why should I not want the money I picked up for nothing now?If I want it, won’t I become a rich man?

As I said earlier, 500 million is nothing.In fact, I was bluffing those self-proclaimed "honest men" and giving them a reason not to accept the money.In this way, if I let someone else buy the lottery ticket for me in the future and win the lottery, wouldn’t the money be mine?
You must know that 500 million can save me from struggling for more than 20 years. Why should I not want such a good thing?If there are 500 million, go to the fucking college entrance examination, go to the fucking cold window to study hard, if I win the lottery, I will go to Chisa right away.

It's really an idiot who doesn't want it, I'm not an idiot, I definitely want it! (Point question, beautiful ending, Nice).

Comments: Brother, if you are asked to serve the people, after a few years, the big corrupt official He Shen will be nothing at all.

Toad

Mr. A: I won 500 million. I want to buy a luxury house, buy an Audi, and let my parents drive me home every day. The girls chase after me, buy a brand-name watch, and buy a degree from a prestigious university.

Mr. B: In this capital city, it costs 400 million to buy a luxury bungalow, 500 million of which is 100 million, of which [-] million has to pay taxes, and the bungalow has to be decorated, and there are furniture and other miscellaneous expenses. What are you buying? ?
Mr. A: Well, then I only need a degree from a prestigious university, and the rest is used to honor my parents.Ah, how filial I am!
Mr. B calmed down silently, and he only realized now that it turns out that famous universities are not for exams, but for buying!

Since studying hard is not as good as winning a lottery, it is better to spend your precious time on useful places (in fact, this is the self-hypnosis method of every candidate, but I will not expose him).

On a dull day, in a dull classroom, Mr. B suddenly said to Mr. A, "I like Xiaoqian in the next class, can you help me chase her?"
Mr. A and Xiaoqian got very close recently, but Mr. B didn't find out. The reason is because Mr. A also wanted to pursue Xiaoqian.

Mr. A thought about it, after all, we are good brothers, how could we fall out over a woman?In addition, Mr. B has been depressed recently, so Xiaoqian should be handed over to him.The so-called brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes, Mr. A feels that he is really great.

Mr. A designed a novel way of courtship for Mr. B. Mr. A asked Xiaoqian out in his own name. When Xiaoqian heard that Mr. A had booked a western restaurant to eat with her, the corner of her mouth was sweet. When Mr. A saw this Xiaoqian really couldn't bear it, but in the end she left the opportunity to Mr. B.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoqian actually rejected Mr. B. Although he said it very tactfully, he knew very well that she didn't like him. Mr. A didn't realize Xiaoqian's deep affection until this time, and felt extremely guilty.

After a night of hard thinking, Mr. A finally made up his mind that even if he is sorry for Mr. B, he should not miss the girl who is loyal to him.

Mr. A sent a lot of things to Xiaoqian, and designed a very romantic way of showing love to make up for the harm to Xiaoqian.

Taking advantage of the upcoming college entrance examination, Mr. A is no longer afraid of school punishment, and boldly shows his love in school. When Mr. A stands on the pool, showing his love to Xiaoqian majesticly and confidently, a tall and handsome boy suddenly comes out , the boy put his arm around Xiaoqian's shoulders, stared at Mr. A sarcastically and asked, "What are you doing?"

The audience roared with laughter.In the current world, it's not a handsome man with a beautiful woman, or a rich man with a beautiful woman. He has no name, no money, no appearance, and even no true love. How can he get her love?

Xiaoqian also laughed, and she finally couldn't bear it and told the truth. It turned out that she rejected Mr. B not because she liked Mr. A, but because she had already made a very perfect boyfriend who was just like her.

Mr. A and Mr. B are really good brothers. They have common characteristics. They both take themselves too seriously. Although they are the treasures of their parents, it does not mean that they are the treasures of their whole world.

Mr. A thought about how to spend the 500 million yuan after that, and prepared for Xiaoqian's future. This is his way of choosing, but he didn't consider that everyone's way of choosing is different.Among so many choices, Xiaoqian first screened out this group of toads.

Comments: After watching for a long time, I didn't figure it out, who is Ning Caichen?How did Xiaoqian travel to modern times?

(End of this chapter)