Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 19 Fujian Volume: Material Composition
Based on the following text, write a narrative or argumentative essay of no less than 800 words.

Yuan Longping said: My job allows me to bask in the sun and breathe fresh air, which gives me a good body... I dreamed that the rice I planted was as tall as sorghum, the tassels were as long as a broom, and the grains were like peanuts The rice is so big, my friends and I sat under the ears of rice to enjoy the shade.

Whimsical
Hum, at the beginning of this article, I have to express my contempt.

What kind of rice grows like sorghum, the ears are as long as a broom, and the grains are as big as peanuts. Mr. Yuan Longping and his friends sit under the ears of rice to enjoy the shade?

Isn't this the Great Leap Forward?The sorghum is so tall, how troublesome is it to harvest?The tassels are as long as a broom, who can carry them?Peanuts are so big, how to cook them?How to eat after cooking?
Really.I respect Yuan Longping very much.My parents have friends who are from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences. They often say that if there is no Yuan Longping, many people in China will starve to death.But I still don't like this dream.

The dream I like is that the jelly is brought to the mouth by a tube and comes out as soon as it is sucked.There is bacon in the hamburger, and if you want to eat it, you press the button, it falls into your hand, and you pick it up and eat it.Then we don't see cars and airplanes at all in our lives, but we can go wherever we want.I got up in the morning to get dressed, and when I heard someone calling me to go shopping, I was on the street right away.Then I went shopping with my friends. I didn’t have to walk when I went shopping, but I wanted to buy something. Those products were lined up in front of my eyes. When I wanted to choose something, it would automatically pop up.

Then there's the population.There are too many people on this earth, I think there are many people who shouldn't live in this world, such as those who don't flush the toilet after shitting, or those who don't flush the toilet without cleaning it, and those who steal Look at our strange sorghum sitting on the toilet!They should all not exist.Also, those spitting, petty theft people shouldn't exist.

Then, those messy people shouldn't exist, for example, people who make girls' bellies big and irresponsible should be shot.Finally, people who drink every day should also be shot.

Especially the ones who hang around drunk, last time a middle-aged man who wandered around almost took me away.

Also, it is the kind of gossip everywhere, this kind of person should be shot most.They should be sent to the frontier!

I think the mainstay of the country should be people like my parents. They have faith, morality, culture, and personal style.My mother was the school belle back then, and my father was a well-known handsome guy. A handsome guy like this shouldn't be shot.

This kind of civil servants, who maintain the operation of the country, should become the pillars of the country and the backbone of the country.

Then shoot those bad guys, the world will be harmonious, and our great national leaders will smile.

Then we need to kill those terrorists. They do evil everywhere and affect the peace of the world. My father looks for news about them every day when he reads the newspaper, which also affects our father-daughter relationship.

And those who take off their clothes and don't draw the curtains are more hateful than those who don't flush the toilet!I don't want to see someone's fat.

Then kill those who don't like to play football in their underwear!This is the most important thing. The last time I passed by the stadium, there was a boy with a golden hook upside down.I liked him very much at first, but he didn't even wear underwear. He hung upside down with a golden hook when he saw me coming, but I saw him all!
Shame on me!I don't talk to him anymore.Although last Valentine's Day he gave me a bracelet.

Comments: This article can be used as a typical example of logical confusion.

Teacher, how embarrassing are you for me?
Hello, teacher!My surname is Tang.Excuse me for my comment, I think this question is unclear.

Rice grows as tall as sorghum?This is very illogical, just like people cannot have exactly the same face, and there are no two identical sorghum in the world.May I ask, which of the countless sorghums in the world is the sorghum mentioned in "Rice grows as tall as sorghum"?

In the same way, there are more and more types of brooms now, including old-fashioned bamboo pole brooms, bamboo stick brooms, new-style telescopic brooms, and electric brooms. May I ask which kind of brooms are the tassels as long as?If it is like a telescopic broom, is it as long as it is stretched out, or as long as it is retracted?
As for peanuts, I don’t need to say anything. Everyone knows that peanuts are not the same. Besides, there are raw and cooked, boiled, mixed with vinegar, and steamed eggs. Various cooking methods will change the size of peanuts.So, I would like to ask, as big as a peanut, which kind of peanut is it as big as?

There is also sitting under the ears of rice to enjoy the shade. Does this mean that the ears of rice have become bigger, or humans have become smaller?

If the ears of rice grow bigger, it is a phenomenon of mutation. You should call the police immediately, seal the scene, and evacuate the crowd. Maybe there is a terrible mutant virus or radiation source buried under the soil!It is also possible that it is a conspiracy by aliens!Aliens definitely exist, and the phenomenon of pyramids and wheat fields are good proofs.

If it’s about making people smaller—may I ask why you want to make people smaller?Of course, history has proved that it is more difficult for huge creatures such as dinosaurs to adapt to the survival of the earth, but there is no need to make people so small, right?If an ear of rice is as big as a tree to a person and can take shade, then a person is about the size of a cat or a dog, what will happen to those garment suppliers now?Not only clothing suppliers, but most of the businesses that serve people are going to close their doors, except for those selling pet clothes.This is a heavy blow to the world and economic development!There will be the most complete economic depression in the history of mankind, many people will lose their families because of this, and there will be schizophrenic, violent, robbery and murderers who are dissatisfied with the world.
My dearest teacher, you see, in order to save the world, should you reconsider this question?Furthermore, Comrade Yuan Longping has no grievances or enmities with you, I don't think you can bear to let him be shot while lying down!

So, above, that's it. OVER.

Comment: This student, your logical thinking is too strong.Personally, I think you have a brain for a scientist.It is suggested that you can specialize in biology in the future, which is definitely the NO.1 in the biology world.

my lost job

My parents said: Your task now is to study, and you have to work hard, work hard, and struggle.

I am an obedient and good boy, so my job has become my study, and I have also become the cheapest labor force in the world.No income from hard work, tuition fees every year, no income, and...

I have been focusing on reading since I was a child, reading, reading, reading, reading, losing eyes, losing money.My glasses basically have to be changed every year, [-] degrees, [-] degrees, [-] degrees, [-] degrees, [-] degrees... Until now, if I take off my glasses, I can't see clearly the two old red heads on the ground , I will continue to walk forward until I hit the wall... and the hundred-dollar bill will be picked up by the people behind.

Not only did I lose my eyes, but I also lost my life.

In the long 18 years of studying, I have never been in love. Although my body has matured, my mind...every time I say a few more words with a girl, I blush.I've seen girls who moved my heart, but didn't know how to express them.Every time I wanted to let her know that I liked her, I blushed and took the paper to ask questions.

It's okay once or twice, but after a long time, the good people next to me said: "Oh, the Yumu head in our class likes XX, and he takes a paper to ask questions all day long."

I had ghosts in my heart, so once they told me that, I no longer dared to ask questions. Not only did I not dare to ask, but every time I met her, I would act as if I didn’t see her, walking with my head down. I am myopic. Look at the road... When I went to the toilet, I went to the women's toilet.

"satyr!"

"A boy has entered the women's restroom!"

Now that I think about it, it's quite normal, but if I enter the women's toilet, I will come out at worst, who is afraid of whom!But not at the time.I barely looked up at the time.At that time, I escaped from the women's bathroom in despair, and when I returned to the classroom, I was arrested by the teacher and brought into the office.In the office, the head teacher scolded me for a while, calling me obscene.I kept my head down all the time, not daring to make a sound, and occasionally looked up to see other teachers in the office.The group of teachers covered their faces with their hands as if seeing a big pile of dung, glanced at me and continued to do their own things, completely ignoring me.Only when they are about to leave the office will they see me and know where I am standing, so that they can walk around better without any bad luck, let alone bring the evil wind in their eyes into what they want later. to the classroom.

Later, the teacher told my parents about it, and when I got home, I was scolded again.Dad scolded for a long time and was tired, so he slumped on the sofa and muttered: "It's unfortunate for the family!"

I was supposed to take the college entrance examination last year, but it was this matter that made me unable to hold my head up. During the college entrance examination, I was not in the mood, and I never did the right questions.As soon as I saw the test paper, I seemed to see those teachers at that time again. When I thought of the expressions of those teachers, my mind went blank.

Later, I joined the high-level rehabilitation class, and in the high-level recovery class, I met people who did the same job as me, some were short-sighted, and some were far-sighted.But their brains are more flexible than mine. After their persuasion, I realized that it's really not a big deal.There are always so many things that go wrong at work, what if I can't handle it?
Comments: Everything has a price.Without losing, there is no winning.

(End of this chapter)