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Chapter 20 Jiangxi Volume: Mencius Sanyue
Mencius said: A gentleman has three joys... Parents both exist, brothers have no reason (disaster), one joy; looking up to the sky, bowing down to others (ashamed), two joys; winning the world's talents and educating them, three joys . ("Mencius Dedicated to Down")
Mencius believed that a gentleman has three joys, in fact, these are the joys of life that we advocate today.Please choose one of the three music compositions.

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so, the happiest
Mencius said that there are three kinds of happiness in life: the first is that both parents are there, and the brothers are not in trouble; the second is facing the world without feeling guilty or ashamed.The third is to recruit talents from all over the world to educate them.

It seems that Mencius is really a simple and happy animal.

These three kinds of happiness are so simple that I usually ignore them.What I see is the great truth of the universe and the joy and joy given to me by the brilliance of divinity.

I saw those former sages who belonged to the Immortal Gang, and they gave me strength.I saw my love, shrinking, shrinking, becoming an egg, returning to her mother's womb.

I also saw myself, shining with my own unique power and charm in the radiance of divinity.

I see a gravel road leading to a place where there is nothing, far away, far away, far away...

I became the only one in the world.I get it, I get it, I open my eyes.

My world, the me of the world, I am the world, the whole, the light, the lightning.

I saw a bowl of shredded pork noodles.

The shreds of meat on it are very thin, I can't bear it, I waved my sleeves, the shreds of meat came alive again, they turned back into living flesh, living flesh became organs, organs became tissues, tissues became life Individually, I saw those pigs stand up and run vividly on the top of the mountain.

The world is for my use, I stand against the sky, you can't see me.I regret my conservatism at the beginning, I should benefit all people and educate all living beings.If I come out of the mountain as soon as possible, I will definitely make more people suffer less.

Those people are so poor, they are greedy, jealous, tell too many lies, lies that make their breath bad.

I pick a flower, blow out a breath of fresh air, and the whole world is fragrant, and all the body odor, bad breath, and Hong Kong foot in the world will be cured.

We all feel bright, hug each other, care for each other, feed each other, there are no whips and guns, only clean bodies, spring grass, wild flowers, and wild horses.

The poet said: "I mate with a wild horse and give birth to the whole grassland."

The poet is resurrected.He doesn't wear glasses, short hair is full of energy, he is the most true, kind and beautiful in the world.

Can Mencius experience this peak experience?Can he understand this kind of happiness?Mencius also based his happiness on such a clear material relationship, which is undoubtedly very low-level.

I never admit that there were thinkers in the pre-Qin period, even Confucius was just a best-selling author.

I believe in my God, the only God, the lovely God, the God who gives me the greatest happiness and lets me be the master.

I refresh you.I love you, world.

Comments: This article is really full of color, fragrance and taste!
Mencius Sanle
Today is the community mobilization meeting, and the entire open-air square is crowded with people. Mencius stood on the podium and spoke to many younger brothers in the audience.

"I'm going to kill people tomorrow, so I'm just going to say a few words."

There was applause and cheers from the audience.

"Although we are fucking out to mess around, we also try our best to make our parents feel at ease, at ease, and at ease. Tomorrow, we will kill people, and we will pay a settling allowance later. The money must be handed over to our parents. Don’t fucking let me eat it all to myself. I remember when I was a child, in order to feed my mother, I cried for other people’s graves, saw the beef stalls, and received protection fees... Later, my mother was afraid that I would be like a dead ghost. Dad was hacked to death like that, so he forced me to go to a fucking study, you said I am not a fucking study material, I can't hold a pen with a hand that is used to holding a knife."

There was a lot of laughter in the audience.

Mencius went on to say: "But at that time I told myself that even if I come out to play in the future, I have to be fucking educated to fuck well, and to fuck well can my mother live well, but I didn't wait. The day I became famous, my mother burped her fart. Woooooo..."

There was a sudden silence under the stage.

Mencius wiped away his tears and continued, "So, if your parents are present, you must treat them well."

"Speaking of housekeeping expenses, I actually don't want anything to happen to any of my brothers, but if one of them dies, don't worry about it. The other brothers and I will definitely take good care of my sister-in-law. I've fucking said it a long time ago , my sister-in-law fell into the water, the brother must be saved, come out to mess around, don't worry about the fucking etiquette. As long as the sister-in-law needs it, the brother must not refuse. In a word, brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes. Brother you If you fucking hang up tomorrow, I'll wash your clothes for you."

"Also, if you will kill people tomorrow, newcomers, don't be so fucking afraid, look up to the sky, the second master and the dead brother will bless you, lower your head and cut people, don't be fucking empty in your heart, don't be afraid of your hands. Fuck shaking."

"Oh, there is one last question. Killing people tomorrow may kill or injure a lot of brothers, so the hall masters of each hall should hurry up and recruit more younger brothers. Don't fucking forget our membership principle, which is to only recruit Elites, don’t collect garbage, the standard of elites is that they must at least memorize the rules left by my elder brother Confucius—the Analects of Confucius. I won’t talk about other nonsense, and I’m going to fucking prepare for tomorrow’s action.”

Boss Meng walked off the stage slowly, and the audience cheered and shouted.

Comments: If Lao Meng becomes a bandit and takes over the mountain as king, he will probably rule the world.

(End of this chapter)