Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 22 Shandong Juan: This World Needs You (1)
Please write an article of no less than 800 words on the topic "The World Needs You".

Requirements: (1) Self-determination. (2) There are no restrictions on the style of writing except poetry. (3) Distinctive stylistic features.

This world needs you Ⅰ

Sadly, what the world needs is you, not me.

I managed to pass the graduation exam this year, and I passed the most difficult math, and I got my high school diploma, and I took the college entrance examination with great joy. I know that I am a foil to others, but the world also needs me what!
In this world, do you just need to be bored in that room, struggling to grade papers?How do you feel when you see me say that?
Teacher, do you feel that I understand you very well, understand your pain and your laughter?
Let me put it this way, teacher, I am thinking about it now, and I will explain it to you based on my own problems:
My father is a liquor dealer. If a restaurant needs alcohol, just give a phone call, and my father will deliver the goods on a three-wheeler.He doesn't look good, worse than me. I'm good-looking because of my mother's blood, but people like my dad can deliver beer, and the business is so good. It's like the world I also need him very much, but why does the world only need you and not me?

Also, Zhang Luocheng, who is three places away from me, is also a very dirty person.We were very hungry when he made noodles that night. We noticed when he just started tearing off the paper on the bucket of noodles. Then he pretended to go to the toilet, and went to the corridor to make noodles with the kettle.

We didn't make a sound, just kept looking at him.

After a long time, the noodles were almost ready. We rushed out immediately to encircle the bucket of noodles. He was anxious and ran to the toilet. He guessed that we would not dare to go into the toilet to snatch his food. Do you know how dirty the toilet is?On the ground, hey, there are maggots everywhere.We were not afraid, three or four brothers surrounded him, holding chopsticks and stretching them into the noodle bowl.

He actually, you can never imagine, he spit into the face bowl, then mixed it with chopsticks, and looked at us provocatively.

I noticed that there was blood in the phlegm!You say such a person, he still eats noodles slowly.It turned out to be the top few in our class, and he needs to fight for the teaching bonus of our head teacher!For every student in our school who goes to a key point, there will be a few hundred yuan as a bonus to the head teacher. For someone like Zhang Luocheng, it is estimated that he can go to Tsinghua University and Peking University. If there is one like this, the bonus of our head teacher is several thousand!
You said that such a person is needed by the world, why didn't you mention that the world needs me?
You think I'm two!I actually know that this is a question of the person who is speaking. For example, when I look at the topic now, I feel that "what the world needs" is you, the marking teacher. You said that so many of our candidates think so, how happy you are.But I'm not happy anymore. I found from the beginning that if no one read the title to me - "The world needs you", the sentence "The world needs you" is not talking about me.

Anyway, I made up 800 words.Long live the teacher understands!

In addition, teacher, you must read this topic silently to me, so that I can sneeze even when I am far away.

Comments: Who does the world need?Nobody needs it.Who needs you?It's the people who love you and care about you and the people you love.

The world needs you II

This world needs the sky, the earth, the water, the oxygen, the vegetables, the meat, the rice, and of course you!

You see how important you are, the world needs you, it can't do without you, don't just shout "die" every now and then, do you have self-knowledge!This world really cannot live without you!
Do you know why I can't be without you?
do not know?Haha, I expected it a long time ago, you are so stupid, how could you think of it!Let me, Miss Ben, who is extremely intelligent, talented, and everyone loves flowers to bloom, condescend to explain it to you!

Think about it, you are usually so bad, and you can tell your troubles to make everyone happy, how beautiful this world is!The sun is shining brightly, the birds are chirping, and it's so refreshing to listen to you counting down your own failures with aggrieved eyes!Without you, everyone would have heated discussions and heated debates on the topic of "who should tell us what is unhappy today to make everyone happy", until the Nth World War where no relatives would recognize each other!Think about it, if there is no you, who will maintain world peace?
What?You said you don't want to do this?

No problem, you don't have to. Give you some face, and everyone won't listen to your bad news!By the way, I heard you are very ticklish, right?Alright, from now on everyone will greet you tickle!What?beg for mercy?Is it a little too late?take me Out to eat?Uh... well, excuse me, let's hear a bad story!
Ok?Nothing bad today?Not bad, you, have you been doing well recently?By the way, what did you just say?take me Out to eat?it is good!go now!I'm going to empty your purse!Oh hehehe... Don't look like a bitter melon, as if I owed you money in my previous life and I will continue to squeeze it in this life... Oh, by the way, don't put it away, just like this!Take out your mobile phone to take a picture, and then put it on the scarf, everyone has been staring at it for a long time!Right... Change your posture, um... Don't move, wait for me to press the shutter... OK!

Little boy, want to escape?Sister, I tug me, I tug, I tug... Ouch, not bad!The strength is quite big!Then I have to use my trick!I poked - Huh?Why are you twitching?Still laughing like a psycho?Do you want me to call 120 to take you to the hospital?Need not?You see that you have such severe convulsions, and you seem to have convulsions from laughter. How can you not go to the doctor for such a serious illness?I think you should stay peacefully in the hospital for ten days and half a month before you come out... No way!The world needs you, and we need you so much, how can you escape at a critical moment?You are responsible for your evasive actions!Let's all have a meal together!No more, no more, just a few zeros!let's go!Sister, I want to eat delicacies from mountains and seas!All gods and horses are floating clouds, sister, I want to listen to your bad news!Only in this way can we show that the world needs you!
Comments: This composition does not require a marking teacher.

The world needs you III

When I was young, I finished my homework and wanted to hang out with the neighbor's children for a while, but my parents would always say no, the world needs you!So I was arrested and went home to read books and do exercises, and I had to participate in various interest groups on weekends, but I was not interested in those groups. What made me go was the phrase "the world needs you".After listening to it for a long time, I firmly believe in this sentence, the world needs me, and I am going to save the world!

But how to implement it?
Believe me teacher, you also know about Superman, he is always playing on TV, Bihari?Potter is famous, and you'd be an idiot if you didn't know.Of course, it is not enough to know that there is such a hero as Superman. You also have to know why he can become a hero. I usually don’t tell others this secret. Today I will reveal it. Because Superman wears his underwear outside, he gains power and becomes a hero. !
When I was in the first grade of elementary school, I wore my underwear outside, but not only did I not get superpowers, but I was also severely teased by everyone. People said that my brain was squeezed by the door, and even my parents were very angry. My dad insisted on beating me and chased me for three miles.I went home and thought about it, and summed up the reasons for my failure.Wearing a pair of underwear on the outside has already been done by someone, and he used up all the power, so I have to add some new elements to it.I came up with a brilliant idea, for example, if one pair of underwear is not enough, I will wear two; or if it is not a problem with the underwear, then I will find a piece of underwear to wear outside.Those who laugh at me are people without a sense of mission. They don’t understand that the world needs me, and they don’t deserve people who will eventually need me to save.When I walk on the street wearing underwear outside, the rate of turning heads has always been high. I am very proud and feel that I already have the first condition to become a hero, that is, fans. My fans have always been very reserved and unwilling to express their love directly. He likes to worship his own hero in a twisting way, just like a primary school student likes to bully the girl he likes, it's really naive.

But when I wore my underwear and underwear outside, my parents stopped forcing me to be a hero. They cared for me and almost made up for all the parts that were lacking in the past. I didn't understand what they were What do you think.Not only did I understand what my parents thought, but I also forgave them because they grew up living with the perspective of being needed by the world.

But I did not forgive my parents for their mistakes in education. It has nothing to do with today, because I have to hold the pen to take the exam. The hand holding the pen is so weak that I can't even grasp my own future. Talk about saving the world Woolen cloth?

This world is fine without anyone, but if I lose myself, I have nothing.Before putting yourself into the grand narrative, let’s put yourself into the meaning of your personal life.

Comments: It would be great if you can save yourself from the college entrance examination.

The world needs you IV

I don't care if the world needs you or not, I'm very depressed right now!

You all know our college entrance examination, everyone prepares carefully, and so do I.I also bought countless copies of those so-called insider materials, and I also drank Life No. [-], Golden Partner and so on all day long. I had an egg and a glass of milk every morning!My mother brings me meals at noon and afternoon every day, for fear that I will spoil my stomach after eating at school!

But what does this mean?

You see my handwriting is so ugly now, don't get me wrong, I have been practicing calligraphy since I was a child, so why is this handwriting so ugly?It's because I didn't ask my mother to sharpen the 2B pencil we painted on the answer sheet-this is what my mother said after I cut myself!

I'm so mad, in fact, this is a trivial matter, isn't it just that the writing is difficult, isn't it that the curly noodles are affected.My mother said that as long as your writing is big enough for the marking teacher to see clearly, it will be very good.I think so too, teacher, don't think I'm taking up space to make up for the word count.

After the hand was cut, I went to bandage it, because I didn't pay attention to it at the time, but the wound was deep and festered, and the whole finger was red, and the festered place was deadly white.Holding a pen to write, every time I write a picture, it is so painful, but there is also a faint pleasure.Originally, my hand would be healed before the college entrance examination according to the practice, but because of the stimulation of frequent writing, it healed and festered, and it was healed again after half a month.

(End of this chapter)