Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 23 Shandong Juan: This World Needs You (2)
Of course the tragedy didn't end there.I want to ask you, the marking teacher, do you think my mother should help me make the boiling water?During the period before the college entrance examination, my mother said that washing the wound with salt water would definitely not make the suppuration continue to worsen.I think it's good, but I don't have time, so I drink two pots of water at a time, once every two days.Therefore, I use the middle finger, ring finger and little finger to lift the injured hand.Sadly, just the day before the pre-exam leave, I was hit by someone at night, and the water bottle fell to the ground in embarrassment, and all the boiling water was spilled on my feet in embarrassment. I was still wearing silk stockings that day, and then I When the socks were taken off, the piece of skin on the back of the ankle was stuck to the stockings and was peeled off...

Teacher, it's okay, I'm strong!These things are nothing, it is nothing more than that I have done too many evils and suffered retribution!I want to face the college entrance examination optimistically!
But why were there so many mosquitoes last night!I don't use mosquito coils or electric mosquito coils. I'm afraid of these chemicals, so the screens in our house are closed all year round.I just saw it this morning. It seems that grandma forgot to close the screen window of the balcony when she took the clothes.

When I woke up at two o'clock in the middle of the night, I found that the palms of my hands had been scratched by myself.I got up and found that the heat was unbearable, and then I turned on the light to swatt the mosquitoes.I slapped six or seven large mosquitoes to death with a Chinese textbook, each one sucked so badly that their bodies swelled up badly, and their corpses were everywhere on the walls and curtains. The blood was so dazzling.

I can bear this too.I fell asleep again, and it was almost 3 o'clock by then.Because I went to wipe my body again, teacher, you know that my feet are burnt and I can't take a bath-of course, this is a small problem.But, why did a fly appear? It kept circling around the wound on my foot. I can't hit it, I can't catch it!

At that time, I especially missed a boy I hated very much. He could catch flies out of thin air, and then shake them vigorously with his hands tightly. After making the flies dizzy, he fell to the ground. shock.

Then I fell asleep, but it was 5 o'clock.I didn't catch the fly in the end, because its cunning was in stark contrast to my clumsiness.I have no way to think, if I can't sleep well, how will I get the exam questions.

I know my sad ending.I got up late in the morning, my father drove me to school, and there was another traffic jam. I reluctantly entered the examination room when the bell rang. The invigilator was not bad, and helped me into the examination room—but, I just fell asleep for 20 minutes!

I can't even read the words for those who corrected the mistakes.My mental pressure during this time broke out collectively at this moment. Let me tell you, I haven't done all the previous topics, and I haven't done any reading.I know that with my writing speed and mental state, if I finish those things, it will be impossible for me to write essays. Why do I write this article specifically because I want to make my grievances come to light!

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Teacher, in view of my hard exam preparation process, please forgive me for complaining and give me some points. Don't let my Chinese score be so low, it's too embarrassing.I will send a kiss, free shipping, dear!

Comments: The bull's head can't match the horse's mouth.

The world needs youⅤ

Jeanswest, the world needs you.

Jeanswest has been hit hard recently. It originally donated to Tsinghua University with good intentions, but it was fired because of the naming incident.It's like, you spent money to buy a bunch of saliva, not only a big loss, but also disgusting.I complain about Jeanswest.

Why can't Tsinghua University have a Jeanswest building? Don't you know that Jeanswest means "the defender of truth lives in the building"?

In fact, in terms of this matter alone, Jeanswest really has no responsibility at all.There is nothing wrong with companies willing to spend money to increase their popularity.It should be the school that should be blamed, and it should be cautious about the naming, not a decision made by patting the head.If the school thinks it should not be, then no matter how much money the company pays, it will be useless.Now that the public opinion is in an uproar, the school took off the nameplate, just like running away after shitting on the lawn, no matter whether someone would suddenly want to lie down on this lawn and look at the stars-it's so immoral!

I think the school accepts directly using the brand name to name it, which is very stupid.What's even more insane is that the innocent Jeanswest was found.For such a well-known university, even if it engages in sponsorship and advertising, it must be of a higher level, at least an international brand, such as Durex, which sounds in line with international standards.

Jeanswest, don't cry, the world still needs you.The cafeteria named after Coca-Cola still sells Pepsi Cola, and the school students named after KFC still go to eat McDonald's, Da Niang Dumplings, Master Kong Beef Noodles and Lanzhou Ramen.Similarly, even though the fourth teaching building is named after Durex, students will still buy clothes at Jeanswest during discounts.

Jeanswest, your waist is very thick.You spent 8 million yuan to put the three words Jeanswest in Tsinghua Park.Tsk tsk, this is not suitable for eating or drinking!Just because you have money, the world needs you.you knowNow that we have entered the era of fighting for fathers, if I give you a good chance, it is better to give you a good father - I don't have a good father, or who will be tortured by this inhumane and brutal college entrance examination.Since I was in kindergarten, it's for today, it's hard to say, the history of blood and tears, I won't talk about me!Jeanswest, if the world doesn't need you, I need you too. Don't give money to Tsinghua, just give it to me.I will make a Jeanswest hat, put it on your head every day, and give it to you for a lifetime, right?If it doesn’t work, I’ll call you daddy and be your son, and you don’t have to give me 8 million yuan—so much money, when will I spend it all—directly get me to the United States, Japan, and Canada , Australia, New Zealand, France, Sweden, etc., anywhere, let me go to university there-to go to the TM college entrance examination, I will stop playing-after I graduate, just give me a Jeanswest XX total.I'm wearing a Jeanswest hat and going abroad to promote it for you, how about you?

In short, Jeanswest, don't be sad.Tsinghua University does not play with you, I play with you.This world needs you, because there is someone in this world who needs you!

Comments: Jeanswest, as long as you spend generously, you are needed everywhere!

The world needs you VI

The world needs you, I must deny this sentence.Because what would I do if I knew the world needed you and not me?
So what the world needs is not you, but me.

But if the world needs me, why am I wasting my precious time here just to prove that the world needs me and not you?

So what the world needs is not you and me, but him.

Why does the world need him, not you and me?
Please listen to me use parallel sentences to explain in detail.

If the world needs you, why do others call you an idiot when you want to punish evil and promote good?
If this world needs you, why did you reward you with a peanut and send you to the kingdom of heaven when you were about to increase your rank for murder and meritorious deeds?

If the world needs you, why are you being sentenced to death and sent to God when you try to sell drugs and ask for a raise to make your life a little better?
If the world needs you, why are you being hunted across provinces and never ending when you exposed the corruption of shady government officials?
If the world needs you, why are you blocked when you want to go to certain websites because of certain needs, and the power of this organization completely destroys those websites that have made great contributions to the new humanity?

If the world needs you, why can't you even guard the land and real estate of your ancestors?
If the world needs you, why can't you afford a house or a car?

So this world doesn't need you!

If the world needs me, why do I have to take an exam to get ahead, or else I'm a piece of shit?
If the world needs me, why not only do I have to take an exam but also get a high score in order to be better than others and live a better life?

If the world needs me, why do I say a word full of so-called sensitive words?
If the world needs me, why did my soul mentor, Uncle Bin Laden, die unexpectedly?

This shows that the world does not need me.

Since the world needs neither you nor me, it only needs him?
But the question is who is he?
Real estate bureau?Land Bureau?Tax office?

I don't know about this, but as the flowers of the new China,
You must give me the confidence and courage to live,

So please give me full marks,
If you don't give me full marks,
That proves that the world doesn't need me.

I'd be disheartened,

No longer miss this world.

I will fail the college entrance examination,

I won't be able to go to college,
So I will choose to go to Foxconn.

Create a new record for Foxconn's N consecutive jumps.

Let the world talk a little more.

Maybe this is the only place in the world that needs me!
And you, my teacher and others.

Even if the world doesn't need you, I need you and I need you to give me full marks.

Give me the confidence and courage to continue living.

Comments: I am born to be useful.Everyone is needed in this world, including you.

The world needs your sister

Seeing this composition question, I couldn't help trembling my legs, full of joy, the teacher who wrote the question, how can you tell me to thank you, before I went to the examination room, I spent sleepless nights guessing the questions, and I got into a room in the dim light of night countless times. In a dilapidated house, I asked an old man bitterly: "What are the composition questions for this year?" On the eve of the college entrance examination, I went to ask the question again in my dream, and finally the old man showed his yellow teeth and let out a bad smell: "Test your sister. "

If I were your sister, my family would not be razed to the ground that year; Don't try to guess the questions; if I were your sister, I wouldn't have to sit here sadly and smell the inferior perfume on the invigilator.I'm not your sister, you can't afford to hurt me.

Whenever Duan Yu fell in love with a girl, his father would say: "It's your sister!..." In fact, like Duan Yu, I have some unbearable memories. When I was 7 years old, my mother ran away with someone else. My father saw that the woman he was looking for the day after tomorrow was unreliable, so he immediately set me up as a baby girl. Like me, I was able to mix up my high school diploma tenaciously. I went to Guangzhou to work before finishing elementary school, and later became an excellent MLM player.After cleaning up all the money in his father's hands, she suddenly thought of me, my husband, so she traveled thousands of miles and waded through mountains and rivers, and appeared at my door with trembling flowers and branches. Unfortunately, at that time, I already had two objects of pursuit. , as a good man who can't do three things with one mind, I decided to explain it to her.

To my embarrassment, before I could speak, she went home to move the dowry and said she had it.Teacher, if you say I’m at a loss, I haven’t seen her in three years. She never went to school or took a physiology class, so she can’t tell such a big lie that has no scientific basis.Just as I was staying at home, borrowing my father's wine to relieve my worries, my mother came back, and she said with a flushed face, "You...you can't...she is your sister."

I happily told her the news, she passed out on the spot, and after waking up, she stopped doing pyramid schemes, and today, when I was sitting in the examination room, I got married.So, from that day on, I deeply felt the power of your sister.So, what a group of awesome people are you, the question-making teacher and the marking teacher?Your forward-looking and creativity deeply moved me, yes, the world needs your sister.

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