Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 24 Zhejiang Volume: My Time (1)
Read the text below, according to what the article says.

Every generation has its idols.Qian Xuesen, Yuan Longping, Zong Qinghou, Zhang Yimou, Ma Huateng, Liu Xiang... They are successful people in different industries in different eras, followed by countless admirers and imitators.What they have done and how they did it have been written into various inspirational books. However, their success is difficult to replicate, because time is changing, everything is changing, and the endowment of a person's success is also changing.

Time is not an abstract concept.Spring, summer, autumn and winter, the four seasons change.The physical time is passing by with the hands of the clock every second, while the time of life is the past formed by the stacking of big and small sorrows and joys, and the future is constructed by wrong, wrong, right and right choices.Therefore, the true meaning of life is not to copy the success of others, but to know yourself and do what you should do at the right time!
According to the meaning of the above materials, write an article of no less than 800 words under the title of "My Time".

【Requirements】①Choose an angle and clarify the concept. ②Except for poetry, there is no limit to the style of writing. ③No plagiarism, no duplication.

my time Ⅰ

I feel like my best time is yet to come, smiling and beckoning to me in the future.When I stepped forward, I saw its face clearly-college career.

I looked at its face, suddenly realized, clapped my hands, and praised: "It really is. Since college time is so wonderful, how can I not make a good plan?"

So I took out the paper and pen and started to make a detailed and careful plan.

It is said that at the beginning of college, there will be a period of military training. During the military training, I have to do a very important thing, which is related to my future happiness and health, and a happy family.It is the fabled - contact.

I plan to make the most of this time, during which I desperately get in touch with everyone in my class and grade, except for the boys.During this period of time, the girls in the class definitely don't have much feeling for us boys, and they won't take precautions, so it's the best time to start.

After making contact, I decided to focus on the target, and then... let's do it.

During this period of time, I will carry forward the spirit of diligence and frugality, be ruthless to myself, and save all the money to buy things for her, and make her laugh, amused, and my matter is a bit out of order.

When I make a move, I want to ensure that I hit it with one blow, and if I miss it, I will immediately change the target, and I will never stop wasting time.You must know that wasting time is shameful. The ancients once said: "An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time."

When I succeed, I will fall into an unprecedented economic crisis, because during this period, she and I will fall into a period of passionate love.During this period of passionate love, our passion will overflow under the blue sky, and we wish we could get tired of being together all day long... But this will also put a lot of pressure on my wallet.So I will take advantage of this time to go out and find some part-time jobs, and ask my parents for more pocket money.The banknotes should be almost enough.

When the love period is over, I will spend 4 years of college between online games and dating.Play online games to relax your mood, make a promise to promote your relationship...

This is my basic plan for the four years of college.I think that's the only way I can count as a failure.Just imagine, other people fall in love in college, and they all think it is a success in college. If I can't do it, am I considered a success?

I think, when the time comes, I will definitely be pointed at my nose and scolded: "This is that idiot, who can't even pick up girls."

How can a person with such a thin skin like me endure being scolded like this!So I have to work hard and compose a little poem to encourage myself.

Advance to the university, and then make a senior sister.

Only when you can open the room can you pass the level.

Comments: You are ignorant.

my time Ⅱ

At around 11 o'clock in the middle of the night before last year, my soybean milk machine received a call.The other party yelled at me manically: We are China Post here, your boyfriend is having a difficult labor, come here quickly to prepare for the funeral.

I put down the soymilk machine, quickly picked up a bowl of canned food and started eating.Halfway through eating, I put down my bowl and ran downstairs. A train was coming in the distance. I waved and the train stopped in front of me. The driver pushed the door and asked: Where are you going?I said, China Post.Your train is too slow, I want to take a taxi.

The driver turned pale with fright and stepped on the gas pedal.On the concrete road, sparks splattered and pulled two ditches, the train derailed and rushed away.

When I looked at the soles, it was more than one o'clock.Turn around and run upstairs.On the roof of the building, a helicopter marked "Titanic" landed in a whirlwind. I stepped forward and said: Can I go to China Post?My boyfriend is having a difficult labor.You give me a ride.The driver said: This is an urgent matter.My plane is too slow.You take a taxi.After speaking, the helicopter dropped anchor downstairs and slowly pulled up a taxi. The driver stretched out his head and shouted: Go to China Post?Play watch or bargain now?
I stood under the helicopter, the wind was blowing in my face, the situation was very urgent.Q: How much is it usually?

The driver said on the walkie-talkie: Two hundred!

I also picked up a soybean milk machine and said: too expensive!I'd better buy a car!

The driver jumped out of the car to the roof, rolled over, stood up, and said: Buy a car, come to me.

I asked, what car do you have?

The driver rolled out a BMW marked TAXI and said: Famous sports car, purely handmade.

When I saw it, it was really handmade.Oil gauges are all hand drawn.

Without saying a word, I took out a sack of IC card from my pocket, solemnly handed it to the driver, and said: Good car, I want it.There are 600 million call charges in it, you take it and save it.

The driver's eyes were filled with tears, and he stroked the rough IC card with trembling hands, choked up so that he could not speak.

I sighed deeply, patted the driver on the shoulder, and said: Thank you.roll.

I took my BMW to the fast food restaurant, bought a second-hand urn, and went to China Post.It was already [-]:[-] noon when we arrived, and a salesperson wearing a mask came up to us and asked: Are you a family member of the patient?I said yes, how is my boyfriend?The salesperson shook his head and said: We have tried our best.But... alas... father and son are safe...

My mind suddenly went blank.My boyfriend walked up to me with the baby in his arms, and asked with concern: What are you doing?

I said: My brain is blank.

The boyfriend was dissatisfied and said: Why does your brain love blanks so much?

I was furious, picked up the urn, pointed at my boyfriend's head, and said: What do you think I am empty, ah?As a fucking man, in such a logical world as this article, what the hell are you going to have? !How do you ask me to face public opinion in society when I go out in the future?Do you fucking want to go to the Spring Festival Gala? !

I cursed loudly, and at the same time pulled the box latch open with a click.

The boyfriend looked at me calmly and said: I know this is not the real reason you want to kill me.

I said: yes.The real reason is, if you don't die, I bought this urn for nothing!

After I finished speaking, I became cruel and pulled the trigger of the urn.

There was only a sound of the urn, and the boyfriend died in the box.I hugged the dead body on the ground, with mixed feelings, this, who was once my most beloved... damn it.

I was crying, and the postal clerk next to me kept selling mineral water to me.I cried and shouted: No!I don't fucking want mineral water!You take it aside! !

I cried for a while, and went to the toilet. At the door of the toilet, a man holding a gun with "escort" printed on his body said coldly: I'm sorry.It's extreme daylight and you can't go to the bathroom.

I stared at the toilet, turned and left silently.After taking two steps, he turned his head and stepped on the man's foot, then left silently.A person grabbed me and handed me a leaflet: Self-service crematorium year-end big rewards. 20 yuan per person.

I stopped the bill issuer and asked him to carry my boyfriend to the cremation.

Walking to the crematorium, there was already a 13-meter-56-centimeter long queue at the door.Finally, I waited for this exciting moment. I watched two cremation masters, one was filling coal, the other was fanning, and the fragrance was refreshing.The master who fanned the fire raised his head and asked me: How many people should be burned?

I stuffed him with my boyfriend: one.

The master who filled the coal asked: Do you put cumin?

I hesitated for a moment and asked: Don't add more money?
The master said: No.

I said: Here is a sack.

After burning for a while, the fire fan came to greet me: Come and see if it is hot enough.

I politely declined: just watch and come.I am a bit left-handed recently, and the doctor forbids me to eat meat.

The master turned and left, and returned after a while: Pack or take away?

I asked: what is the difference between these two?
The master said: There is no difference.Give.

Carrying a second-hand urn and thinking about my boyfriend, I set foot on the way to the bus.

Walking on the road, looking out the window, I thought sadly:

"Where the hell did I just put the baby?"

Comments: Report: The author of this article is undoubtedly suffering from schizophrenia.Identification is completed.

my time Ⅲ

What?My time?

You mean, time is mine? (laughs sinisterly)

what!I must tell you sternly: time does not belong to anyone! (Stop laughing and pretend to be serious!)

Know why I say no?

ha? !do not know? !Even a student should know it!
Are you an Obasan? ! (Frightened) There are so many wonders in this world... (Sighing)

Okay, let's not talk about this, let's get back to the topic!
My time?How can I have my own time as a student?

I am entangled with countless homework every day, and I have to listen to the teacher's nagging in class, repeating the same knowledge point repeatedly, which makes my ears twitch.There are countless homework to do between classes, it seems that the teacher is always afraid of giving us time to breathe, as if it will be the end of the world-I believe all students have the same experience as me!Yes, yes, yes!

There are too many homework assigned by the teacher, and the students have cultivated a tacit understanding. For example, there is such a phenomenon in the Ouen class——

"Today you do math? Oh, then I will do English, A will do Chinese, B will do politics, C will do physics, D will do chemistry..." After the arrangement is made, the top students start to fight... the underachievers watch out~
Think how powerful a student is! (Signs of grief and indignation) We have learned to divide labor and cooperate so early on, to help each other, to do homework separately, and to copy it when it is finished, and have a special person to watch over it. What a rigorous system this is! (Ahem...don't let the class teacher see it, absolutely don't let the class teacher see this composition...or a certain little tail will die soon without a place to bury it.)
In fact, it’s not that I don’t have my own time... It’s just that my time is dedicated to practicing piano, writing essays, reading novels, and watching anime after school... O(∩ _∩)O haha~ Therefore, in this way, I still don’t have my own time!

The corner of his mouth twitched when he saw the invigilator passing by: "What did you write? Martian language?"

Cough cough, did I go astray?Am I really going astray?God!Then my composition is not zero, forget it, don't care!It's really not my fault that I ran out of brain cells...

(End of this chapter)