Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 25 Zhejiang Volume: My Time (2)
In short, how powerful a student is!No matter how well a teacher teaches, he still teaches a class well, and no matter how poorly a student learns, there are still seven or eight or nine homework!Imagine that if they are top students, they are still excellent in all fields, and the teachers even ask them to spend their last little time on studying and doing homework, and they have no time for themselves to play at all!
So what do I spend my time on? I don’t need to think about this kind of question at all~ (waves hand) Just ask the teacher—how much homework do I have to assign today?
Comments: Sorry, the marking team does not have a Martian translation.

my time IV

My time is your time.My time is our time, my time your time, the time we all have together is our world.

Our world is our time, our world is made up of my time, your time, our time together, without this my time, your time, our time together, how could we form our world.

Our civilization is our world, our civilization is our time, we are inside our time, we are inside our civilization.Our time includes my time, your time, his time, we, you, me, and his time are all within civilization. Civilization gives us the concept of time. What we can’t get out of is time. My time, your time, his time, we all You and me his time.

Our idol is our time and our time is our idol.

My you, my everyone, his idol is our world, our civilization, our idol becomes the god of our civilization.

My god is your god, his god is all of us, you, me, and him.God is what we can't get out of, we can't get out of my time, my god, your time, your god, his time, his god, all of us, you, me, and everyone else's time and God.

My religion is my time, and so is my pursuit. My pursuit is my time and your time. Our time can be longer.My time, your time, his time, all of us, your time, my time, and his time, what can we do?

We live longer, oh no!We are even less in units of measure.

Well, then let us get out of our time, our idols, our civilization, our religion, our world, and we will go back to the beginning of the Big Bang hand in hand, and travel the entire universe with a beam of light particles, so that we can live forever.And, at that time, my time, my idol, your time, your idol, his time, his idol, all of us, your time, my idol's time and idol's have little meaning, then we don't need my time, your time, his time It's time for all of us you and me for his time.

In this way, are we the super invincible people in the universe?What is Shi Yuzhu who can only drink melatonin like this!I am the true master of the universe. My time, your time, his time, all of us, your time, and his time can blind the eyes of anyone in the universe!
We will appropriately give my time, your time, his time to all of us, your time, his time, and to those who do not have my time, your time, his time, a little bit of our time, your time, his time, This is called helping each other and not wanting to learn.

Marking teacher, do you think it's a bit dizzy?Hum, our Chinese teacher said that as long as we fill up the paper, we will get the basic word count of the composition.Thanks for your cooperation, you know!
Comments: The most disgusting behavior in this world is ignorance and spraying dung.

my time V

Some people say that our post-90s generation grew up from disasters, and they also listed: a severe bird flu broke out across the country when we were born; we encountered the terrible "SARS" when we were in elementary school; When we are about to go to college, Hollywood predicts that when we are in our sophomore year (if we can get into college this year)—that is, in 1—the earth will be destroyed.If life is divided into four seasons, the spring of my life has a very bad climate, the grass does not germinate, and the flowers do not bloom. It is very sad.But this does not hinder the wonderful summer of my life.

I think, if I can enter the university this year, the summer of my life will begin.In order to make up for the lack of spring, I will squander my summer.

I want to do the following things:
First, I ask my parents for pocket money of 2000 yuan every month.I'm a girl and I'm pretty, and I need a lot of money for skincare and makeup.I use Oupolai now, and my mother keeps telling me that it is too expensive (my mother uses Dabao SOD honey, so my face is full of hills, I don't want that).After I went to university, I lived in school. I had to switch to Lancome or ARTISTRY, a higher level of skin care products, to ensure that my skin is as smooth and tender as a newborn.

Second, I want to talk to a lot of boyfriends, and I have to conduct a family background investigation on the boys in the whole class, the whole department, and the whole school, arrange them in order of family background from good to bad, and try to establish a romantic relationship with the top three boys from good family backgrounds .An important turning point for a woman to change her future and destiny is to find someone to marry. If I can marry into a wealthy family, how wonderful the rest of my life will be!Besides, house prices are so expensive in the whole country now, if I find a boy from an average family, when I get married and buy a house, my parents will also have to pay, even half of the money, which is very big for my parents an expense.I don't want to put such a big burden on my parents, so I still work hard in the direction of marrying into a wealthy family, which is the way of filial piety.Although it is difficult to marry into a wealthy family, I believe that with hard work, everything is possible.

Third, I want to spend the whole university time sleeping, dressing up, shopping, watching movies, playing video games, and playing online games.Because, from the beginning of kindergarten to the end of the college entrance examination, my life has nothing but school, and it is very empty and empty.And after graduating from university, I have to go to work again. At that time, besides going to work and working, it may be difficult to have time for leisure.In view of this, I think it is better to take a good rest during college, so that I can have strong energy when I work after graduation.Anyway, the university exam is very simple, and the teacher even drew the key points before the exam.I really can't pass it, so I give the teacher a fitness card and a shopping card, and the teacher lets it pass.I still have this little money.

Fourth, in order not to fall into the vortex of "unemployed as soon as I graduate", I have to be fully prepared.In addition to catching a wealthy son-in-law, one must also make second-hand preparations to avoid accidents.The second-hand preparation is to go to bars and KTV to work part-time.Because I am pretty, I will get a lot of tips when I go to work in such a place, and I can meet all kinds of people, so that I can exercise my ability to communicate with people.Moreover, getting acquainted with different people, especially people from the upper class, can expand my network resources, which is good for finding a job in the future.

In short, the spring of my life is in the hands of my parents and teachers, and I have no right to make decisions at all. When it comes to the summer of my life, my life is up to me.I want to make good use of this opportunity to change my life and change my destiny.In this way, after my life enters the autumn, I'm already sitting in the position of the first young mistress of a wealthy family. Who doesn't just look after me?After my life enters the winter, I will be the old lady of a wealthy family, enjoying the treatment of the Empress Dowager Cixi, which is really cool!Of course, the first priority is to get into college and start my summer.Marking teacher, for the sake of my sad spring, please give me a high score.

Comments: Foresight and foresight, there are not many children like this!If my daughter had been as ambitious as you are, she wouldn't be where she is at home now.I support you!
My idol is Socrates

Socrates said know yourself.This is the greatest sentence in the history of human civilization.

The next great man's quotation is: "Productivity determines the relationship of production!" But overall, I still think Socrates's sentence is the most arrogant.Why?Let's analyze briefly:
"Know thyself" - these words mainly address the most essential problems of human beings.This is to tell people about their own ontology and their instinct to be responsible for themselves!However, "productivity determines the relationship of production" talks more about the category of sociology, and the scope of its insinuation is much smaller!

"Know yourself" is actually the greatest use for us, that is, asking us to worship ourselves.It is only after we know ourselves that we truly discover the mystery of life—in ourselves.We have the same starting line since we were born. No one takes the first step. Some people are outstanding and some are not. It depends on how deeply people know themselves.People who know themselves deeply will be outstanding, because such people can find their position very smartly, but people who know themselves very little will be confused in life. Such people are sad: they only know To worship others, or to worship blindly.

But we can't be so sad, we have subjective initiative.We have to face this world seriously, we don't want idols, we just need to know ourselves.Why is Socrates the wisest man in Greece, because he knows where he doesn't know-this is undoubtedly one of the most sober people who know himself.

He created the classics of Western philosophy, and he has become the most outstanding person in the West since ancient times. This is not for other reasons, but mainly because of his exploration of himself.Human beings have the instinct of exploration when dealing with the whole world.Socrates is undoubtedly the best one.Oops! (Dear grading teacher, I didn't see the title clearly, I thought it was about idols! It turned out that the title was "My Time"... In order to keep the paper clean, can I continue to write?)

I have always controlled my time. Even in the month before my college entrance examination, I did not listen to anyone’s opinion. I spent two weeks reading the "Chinese Dictionary" and memorizing all the articles in the English textbook.My mathematics is weak, but I worked tirelessly, and finally before the exam, that is, yesterday, I passed a full set of 32 sets of Huanggang Zhenti.

Your own time is the easiest way to create your own wealth.Each of us has endless time, which is our greatest capital facing the world!As long as we use our time wisely, we can be successful.

Success is never accidental, as long as we stick to our own ideas and do well step by step, our ideals will be realized and our world will become a better place.The right to build the world is in our hands, and we have the right to build a better life, which is also in our own hands!

Be kind to your time and we will succeed!

(Dear grading teacher, what should I do? I have finished counting the words, and if you miss the front, can you pretend not to see it and give me some points? I wish you good health and family happiness! OK?)

Comments: The first half of the candidate's composition is seriously off topic, and the second half is pulled back, which makes this article completely untenable.And the language is fake and empty, so it should be given zero points.

(End of this chapter)