Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 29 Sichuan Volume: There is always an expectation (2)
We were like raccoon dogs in a plain cart and white horse, and we arrived at the zoo very quickly. Unexpectedly, there were so many visitors that jackals were in power, and our family was separated from each other.The father whose wife and children were separated devoted himself to broadcasting everywhere, and finally found me, who almost turned into a thief as his father, and my sister, who was misbehaving. A family portrait with a strong smile.

Then go to the bird garden where the roosters are roaring and robbery to enjoy the beautiful music of nature.Later, when my father was calling us a deer and a horse, there was a cool breeze blowing, and the taste of spit drying made people shudder and shudder.

In the evening, because of the holiday, every family in the restaurant occupied the dove nest and the six animals flourished, so my mother took our Meng mother to move three times, and finally decided to eat hot pot.There is a restaurant that just changed its wallpaper, and the walls of the house are very beautiful, with dim lights and besieged on all sides, it has a very atmospheric atmosphere.The waitresses in ambush from all sides are beckoning and attracting butterflies everywhere, busy besieging Wei and saving Zhao for the guests, so sweet that people mistake them for the Western Paradise.

Hungry and unwilling to eat, we ordered a comprehensive hot pot. Dad, who was not in a hurry, took the lead and asked the waitress who was holding a knife to make an axe to cook the cunning rabbit and the dead dog, because our family, who was a vegetarian meal, had already finished adding oil and vinegar, and we just waited. Hurry up with the hot pot to sink the fish and fall geese in order to win the Central Plains, but unfortunately the lid of the pot is too small, and I want to cover it.

After the soup boiled, we hurriedly undressed, pushed food, slaughtered our relatives, and got to the bottom of it.

After the hot pot was devoured by us, there were only a drop in the ocean and a few fish that slipped through the net.When the mother, whose mother fan was still alive, wanted to throw away the winter noodles, she found that the flames were already in danger, so she had no choice but to cast a trap.Fortunately, the father of the fox pretending to be Huwei, Hulu and the pheasant, called the clerk to put out the fire with salaries, and finally came back from the ashes, which also filled our pockets.After the birds were exhausted, our family was full of wine and food, and we were all in a fight, and my sister and I were even more self-satisfied and complacent.

Unexpectedly, when paying the bill, the boss showed Lushan's true colors and wanted a thousand dollars for a meal. Dad was so angry that Wu Niu panted, and mother also cried aggrievedly.

what!On National Day, which was a lucky day for the three lives, after my father was ashamed of himself in front of his wallet and killed his relatives righteously, our family was exhausted and suffered a crushing defeat.

Comments: The idiom in the article can be described as "shocking the world, weeping ghosts and gods"!To my surprise, none of them worked in the right place!What a genius!
There is always an expectation Ⅵ
Looking forward, looking forward, the bad wind is coming, and the footsteps of Chinese drugs are approaching.

Everything looked very fresh, Xinxinran put it on the shelves.The green vegetables are brighter, the squid is fresher, and the face of the pepper is redder.

The bean sprouts sneak out of the bean shell, tender and green.In the water tank, in the pool, look, there are a lot of them.Yellow, green, put a little root-free hormone, put a little preservative, and add some urea, the mung bean sprouts are white, and the soybean sprouts are fat.

Chili, pork, yuba, you won’t let me, I won’t let you, they are all scrambling to get there.The red Sudan is like fire, the pink clenbuterol is like Xia, and the white is like snow.There was a rancid smell in the steamed buns. When I closed my eyes, the workshop seemed to be full of bacon, bread, and preserved fruits!Thousands and hundreds of flies were buzzing on the chopping board, and cockroaches, big and small, were crawling around.Insects are everywhere: miscellaneous, with names and without names, scattered in the pile of raw materials like eyes, like stars, and crawling.

"Chinese food is very safe", yes, the false reports from the Bureau of Food and Industry, the Bureau of Industry and Commerce, and the Bureau of Health will comfort you.The smell of newly investigated poisonous food was brought on the TV, mixed with the smell of unannounced visits by reporters, and various news about the exposure of harmful food was brewing on the Internet.Unscrupulous traders have installed processing sites in more remote places, and regular companies have also come, adding various harmful chemicals to raw materials, making good-looking food, and selling it in large supermarkets.After changing the processed packaging, the sales are particularly prosperous at this time.

Dead pork is the most common, and once it comes in, it is two or three tons.Don't worry.Look, making bacon, making bacon, turning beef, working overtime to make it.Tremella and ginger are smoked with a layer of sulfur, which makes them yellow and shiny, and the Sichuan pickles pickled in industrial salt are so green that it hurts your eyes.Ink vermicelli, poisonous prickly ash, and gutter oil make a bowl of brightly colored Malatang.Looking around, in the hospital, near the toilet, there are people who have eaten poisonous food and got sick; there are also children who have drank melamine, have stones, and hold back their urine.Their hair, sparse, silent in the rain.

There are more and more harmful foods in supermarkets, and more and more people eat harmful foods.In the city and in the countryside, every household, old and young, seemed to be in a hurry, and they ate all of them.Accumulate and accumulate toxins, borrow some medicine expenses, and each sees a part of the disease. "Manufacturing food lies in the application of medicine." At the beginning, some are techniques and some are raw materials.

The strawberry is like a baby that has just landed. It is full of toxins from head to toe, and it is growing.

The steamed bun looks like a little girl, beautifully dressed, being recycled and dyed.

Comments: If you know too much, you will be lost.

There is always an expectationⅦ
Life is like countless cutscenes, only after replays will there be serials.There is always a kind of expectation that one day I will be able to watch a series connected with the clips.I was playing Plants vs. Zombies last night, and the buddy on the upper bunk had to pull me to play a little war. We wanted to fight to determine the winner. After I won, I naturally dragged a case of wine from under the bed to punish him. Drink, and then we played punching and drinking all night, shouted to the top and called the head teacher to let him come to have fun, what a fucking day.Well, before I came to the examination room, the head teacher called me very anxiously and told me to pay attention to innovation when writing essays.I decided to use my innovative ability to test the bottom line of the marking teacher, so that I can have a number when I take the college entrance examination next year.

One day, I helped my neighbor with his dog.As a result, a big lightning fell that day, and the puppy barked and trembled in fright.I felt sorry for it, and put it on my lap to try to soothe it.After a loud thunder, the dog pulled me all over.There is always an expectation that the dog has no chrysanthemum.

One day, when I was in a good mood, I came to his house with my boyfriend. In the name of testing the softness of the bed, I lay on the bed, closed my eyes and said, you can do anything to me. After 30 minutes, I got out of bed and found him playing Lianliankan in front of the computer.There is always an expectation that all online games will die.

One day, I was strolling around the house, reciting poetry proudly while walking, and accidentally broke my dad's antique vase.I hurriedly said: "After the passion, accidents are inevitable." My father was suddenly sad, and said: "Yes, that's how you came here." There is always a kind of expectation, I have never heard of Yuting's commercials.

One day, I went to the most expensive Italian restaurant near the school with the boy I thought I would marry.He is good at everything, but he refuses to take the initiative to pay the bill every time he eats, but his gentleness still makes me irresistible, and this meal cost me another month's living expenses.After paying the bill, he told me he was gay.Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, he challenged me to a race to see who could catch my brother first.I lost.There is always a kind of expectation that I will also become an outstanding comrade who cheats food, drinks and feelings.

Last summer, I was taken to America by my sister.Excitedly, I got on the bus from New York to Boston. Suddenly, I felt anxious, so I used the toilet on the bus. Just as I was full of shit, the bus crossed a raised road and made a sharp turn. ——So my naked PP was splashed with urine and feces.Sadly, none of those are mine.There is always an expectation that I have never been to the United States.

On a certain holiday, I took the bus again to go to my grandfather's house who lived in a certain mountain village.Sitting next to me was an old man, he gradually leaned towards me as soon as he got in the car, and finally fell asleep completely leaning on my body. If the young man took advantage of me like this, I would have used sunflower acupuncture to solve it instantly Yes, but at this moment, I suddenly wanted to be a good person who respects the elderly, so I let him sleep on my shoulder all the way, and when I was about to get off at the station, I tried to wake up the old man.But he couldn't wake up, because he died on my shoulder.There is always an expectation that this sad past will never happen again.

Comments: The marking teacher must think so: "Since you have said that you will take the college entrance examination again next year, then I will give you full marks next year, and this time I will give you zero marks!"

There is always an expectation Ⅷ
I am an innocent child, and I always have an expectation for this society, expecting it to change.Maybe what I said is too general, and it is too easy to be fooled by others, so I will list them one by one, hoping that there will be a general change in all these.

I am looking forward to not eating vegetables stained with pesticides, using contraceptive pills to feed large seafood, adding lean meat with clenbuterol, and using puffing agents to promote large watermelons...

I'm looking forward to not having so many plasticizers in my drink, and although I'm looking forward to my immortality, it's the spirit, not the body.

I am hoping that the house price will not be too expensive. I will be thankful if I can drop from 2 square meters to 3 yuan, but don't drop from 1 yuan to [-] yuan all at once, my heart can't stand it.

I am looking forward to being able to find a job as soon as I graduate in the future. The salary should not be too high, and I should not work overtime frequently. Overtime work is not good for my health and I am tired; it is also not good for my spirit.

I'm hoping that my parents will be enlightened enough to let me catch up with the trend and fall in love in college, and don't wait until I graduate from college to have all the firsts.Then my hair will turn gray, and I will definitely be regarded as a different kind.

I am looking forward to the fact that it will not be too expensive to have a baby in the future, and the doctor will give another [-] in red envelopes instead of three thousand for surgery.Stay in a hospital for two or three hundred, per day.There is a meal of forty or fifty at the hospital, per person.Hire a nanny for three or four thousand, one month.

It seems that the expectations I mentioned are a little too far away, and I am still in the college entrance examination school.I'm just expecting something practical.

As far as the current situation is concerned, I am also full of expectations.

I am looking forward to not being hit by a car when I go out at night, and I am even more looking forward to not being hacked eight times after being hit, and not saying that I am not guilty of death after being hit, and no expert will come out and tell the public that that college student is learning piano.I really don't want to die with my eyes open.

I am looking forward to not encountering a driver when I go out at night. Whether you are sick or not, I don't want to see you.Those who are sick are the same as above, and those who are not sick basically drink a little wine, their eyes are so confused, their reactions are so slow, the brakes are always so late, and the accelerator after hitting someone is always slow. Then some force.

I am looking forward to the KFC that I will eat out later. There will not be too much cholesterol in it, and it will not be "hormone chicken" with seven or eight legs and five or six wings. After all...we rarely eat KFC once.

I am looking forward to the fact that the college entrance examination is fair, based on scores, not relationships.

I am looking forward to even if I fail the college entrance examination, the teacher can tell me that what I have learned in the past 12 years can be used to make money. If not, I...

I am looking forward to it, the teacher who grades the papers, because my heart is as white as paper and my attitude is sincere, can you fulfill my last expectation?

Comments: Dude, you should still look forward to it in your dreams!

There is always an expectationⅨ
To be honest, I didn't have any expectations at all. Later, more people looked forward to it. I first looked forward to it and then looked forward to it. Then I had a little bit of expectation.This expectation is actually related to a Tang poem I learned when I was a child. I forgot who wrote it. The following four lines roughly read: "The desert is solitary, the long river is full of sun. Xiaoguan grows grass and mud, and Mahele Gobi Desert".

The Chinese teacher who taught us at that time was very particular about it. He combed his hair shiny and shiny, and wore glasses with big black frame bottle bottoms. Every time he read these four sentences, he would shake his head, spit, and babble for a long time. And showing a mouthful of smoky yellow teeth, mighty and unusual, telling the story of "our time".From my mother, I talked about my childhood to my middle school, and then I went to the mountains to hunt tigers and go to the countryside to catch loaches.It is said that he happened to go to the great desert of Mongolia. At first he had a hundred thoughts that he would not die, but when he really saw the magnificent scene in the poem, he completely bowed down.In this way, every day with the Mongolian girl herding sheep, looking up at the blue sky, white clouds, wind and grass, cattle and sheep at a 45-degree angle, he gradually fell in love with this place.He was 17 years old that year.She is also 17 years old.At present, the two have been in love for a long time, and soon fell in love.That love is as straight as a lonely smoke in a desert, and that love is as round as a sunset in a long river.

(End of this chapter)