Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 30 Sichuan Volume: There is always an expectation (3)
Scattering cattle and sheep every day, pulling the bridle on the Gobi desert, just staying together in the grass for tenderness, no need to repeat the dry firewood.It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and the "Cultural Revolution" ended soon, and the teacher was sent back to Sichuan.But this feeling can be regarded as a memory, but it was already at a loss at that time.Pity him for his deep affection for the Mongolian girl, which cannot be forgotten for a moment.That thought is as straight as a solitary smoke in a desert, and that thought is as round as a sunset in a long river.Until he couldn't stand it anymore, he went back to Mongolia to find the girl.Speaking of this, the teacher's tears are clearly barking, and he can't cry.All the students in our class were moved and wept.Because the girl is gone, the desert is left with a solitary smoke, and the long river is divided into two halves by the setting sun. (This crying may be the biggest shadow of my childhood. Nima, what kind of world is this. From then on, I never believe in love.) Basically, I have never heard such a touching and lingering love story since then.At that time, I thought, I must marry a Mongolian girl in the future.

But I didn't expect that in the third year of junior high school, a Mongolian girl would really be transferred to our class.I made a decisive decision and immediately wrote a note to the girl.After repeated exchanges, we finally fell in love.When I told her the teacher's story, she kept crying, hugged me tightly and said we would never be apart.Although we are not in the desert, our love is not as straight as the lonely smoke in the desert, and as round as the setting sun in the long river.If I were Guo Jing, how could I be so stupid, instead of marrying Hua Zheng, I would fall in love with an unlucky girl, Huang Rong.But what I didn't expect was that our good times didn't last long. My Mongolian girl left our school without taking the high school entrance examination.When she left, I even wanted to elope. She just said, take the exam well, and come to Mongolia to find me later.I firmly say, hmm.Then we broke up in tears.But, through a few letters since she left, our contact was quickly broken.But I firmly believe that I will go to Mongolia to find her, and I decided to take a Mongolian university.

Alas, I really can't write enough to write here.Life is short, what to expect.I want to say that the only thing I think about is this expectation.Looking forward to go to Mongolia to find my beloved girl.If I insist on adding a deadline to this expectation, I hope it is now.I'm already in Mongolia, and I've found my beloved girl, and we rode grass mud horses together to see the sun.

Comments: Really romantic.

There is always a kind of expectation - Rotten Girl Project

Oh dear devil, I was wrong!Love and everything are just floating clouds, I don’t want it, give me inspiration, the more the better, come here... fragrant one, okay!
After KISS with the devil, I finally have something to look forward to.

The college entrance examination is over and the university has been accepted. I sat in front of Tsinghua University and smiled cheerfully. All the handsome guys passed by my eyes——Everyone looks like Panan, crowns like Song Yu, eyes like Langxing, The nose is hanging like gall, the lips are like rouge, the body is tall and tall... and they are a pair, making my mouth water three thousand feet, as if I have reached the heaven and the earth.

I heard that there is a place called Heaven and Earth in Beijing, but I heard that they are all beauties and there are no handsome guys, what a pity!Otherwise, I planned to visit it during my graduation trip, haha...

It is often said that once you enter the rotten school, it is as deep as the sea. I have been a rotten girl for 5 years. Premium grade rotten girl.

Then, I can help the babes choose their other half among the many beautiful boys.Of course, the beautiful boys I selected are all handsome, suave, handsome, young and rich, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, number one in the universe, lonely master, invulnerable to swords and guns, only me, the jade-faced gentleman, the benevolent is invincible, The brave is fearless, the king is not bad, the hero is brave, the chivalry is extraordinary, the righteousness is beyond the sky, through the ages, unparalleled, modest and studious, not ashamed to ask, smart, lively and cute, warm to friends, cruel to the enemy, insidious and cunning, omnipotent, cruel, evil, Generosity, shrewdness, eternal blessing, longevity and heaven, indomitable, immortal, hero among heroes, dragon and phoenix among men, sentimental and righteous, courageous and colorful, unparalleled in the world, cool and handsome, exemplary, honest Credible, generous, personable, domineering, noble, single aristocrat, outwit Kong Ming, Yong Bi Zilong, Yichao Guan Yu, Qiaoyue Luban, supreme, supreme, gorgeous, heroic, moral example , not drunk with a thousand cups, not in a mess, knowledgeable, talented, arrogant, out of the world, open and aboveboard, impartial and selfless, shocking the past and shining today!
In the future of my life, I will also work hard to dedicate my heart to a rotten girl, resolutely transform all the beautiful boys in the world into little shou, and turn all the straight men in the world into crooks!
In one's life, there is always such an expectation that when we look up, we will be surrounded by patches of chrysanthemums. Around those chrysanthemums, there are green cucumbers growing enthusiastically. They are delicate and charming. Drops, they are powerful!

Comments: This composition made me cry.

Appendix: Pieces are more exciting
Everything will pass, nothing will pass
Why does everything pass?Because King David doesn't need a college entrance examination, he just needs to eat!Why can't everything pass?Because Chekhov is as stupid as I am to take the college entrance examination!understand? ! ! !
Comments: Another wonderful work advocating language violence.

Time is passing

Time is passing, the flowers are dying; time is passing, the birds are dying.

Time is passing, youth will not come again; time is passing, and it will never stop.

Time is passing, and I am writing; time is passing, and I haven't finished writing.

The time is passing, the fool is crying; the time is passing, the mud horse is roaring.

Time is running out, 5 minutes left; time is running out, I don't want to write anymore.

Comments: What a great poem!Much stronger than the pear body.

Reject mediocrity
Why should I reject mediocrity?Because I live a green life!Why am I living a green life?Because this is the fashion of brother taste!Why should I have a taste for fashion?Because brother is a curious child!Why am I curious?Because I once thought about the sky!Why should I miss the sky?Because I have the calmness of mountains and the agility of water...

Comments: It gave me goosebumps all over my body.

Time is passing

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The time is over, it's time to hand in the paper
Comments: Do you want the marking teacher to be entangled directly to death?

Time is passing

As soon as the eyes are opened and closed, an exam is over.If you close your eyes, your whole life will pass, howl.

The teacher turned a blind eye and closed one eye, and the score was obtained.The teacher opened his eyes wide, and he couldn't rest in peace, howling.

Comments: When the teacher opened and closed his eyes, zero points came out.

Everything will pass and nothing will pass
David: Good job!

Chekhov: No way!
David: Good job! !
Chekhov: No way! !

David: Good job! ! !

Chekhov: No way! ! !
David: Good job! ! ! !
Chekhov: No way! ! ! !

David: Good job! ! ! ! !

Chekhov: No way! ! ! ! !
Me: You two quarrel, as long as I can pass the college entrance examination...

Comments: It's none of my business if I can't live in the past!

Everything will pass and nothing will pass
One Dollar TT: Everything will pass

Durex: Nothing will pass
Comments: If you can't get past the past, you will eventually get past it.

there is always an expectation

I look forward to full marks for the composition...

Comments: Wake up, it's time to hand in the paper!
back to the start
（0，0）→（0，1）→（1，1）→（1，0）→（0，0）

Comments: In the future, one should be added to the writing requirements: it is not allowed to write essays with pure numbers.

Old book
I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books; after graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn’t afford a sack!
Comments: The scrap collector has screwed you over.

How to view Gao Xiaosong drunk driving case
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Comments: You think too much.

look forward to growing up
Growing up, I was lucky enough to be invited to Mars to drive the economy there, and I was in all walks of life.Our company has fine-flavored steamed buns, zesty milk products, barbecue industry, chemical industry and so on.

...The manager of the chemical plant called and said: "Chairman, when the personnel from the Environmental Protection Bureau came to inspect, they said that our pollution is too serious. The white clouds that used to be turned gray, and the clear river water turned muddy. They asked us to pay a fine. "I patted my beer belly and said calmly, "It doesn't matter. The director of the Environmental Protection Bureau is my fellow villager. I often invite him to dinner, either as gifts or red envelopes. Allah, Allah, I Give him a call, everything is OK!" After hanging up the phone, I thought about it, and it was time to give him a red envelope again.

Then, I drove my little broken car in the direction of his house.

Me, I just want to grow up.

Comments: profiteers!
look forward to growth
A political teacher once said that housing prices are too high now, and the country has taken many measures to curb housing prices, the most effective of which is restricting purchases.The teacher asked us to use innovative thinking and combine other examples to talk about a good way to limit housing prices.

I thought about it for a long time, and suddenly my inspiration came to light, and I said that we invented the problem of commuting to and from get off work by shifting peak hours to solve the congestion problem, so we can also adopt the method of buying houses by shifting peak hours to limit housing prices.

The teacher also had a dim light, and the blue light in his eyes shot up three feet: Why is the peak wrong?

I said: Some people buy it in this life, and some people buy it in the next life.

After hearing this, the teacher fainted with excitement.The classmates all applauded and screamed for me, and at that moment I felt like I was the monitor.

Comments: The brain is better than the experts.

lottery, honesty

Seeing this title, I couldn't help but think with tears in my eyes, the 533 million prize could have easily solved the problem of the house and the wife. "The most honest owner" is obviously not enough to reward his behavior. I unequivocally demand The organization awarded this great owner "a lottery sales owner who resolutely insisted on honesty in the face of the temptation of the house and his wife"!
But, no, organize you and wait, the people who don't know the truth should be calm and not rash... Please stay calm and don't be rash... Why don't you rush to express your opinion, please?We haven't done any investigation yet, and we don't even know if he has solved these two insurmountable problems. Maybe his children can make soy sauce. How can you just rely on my "righteous words"? How about just raising your arms and shouting?
Comments: Unknown truth.

Why do we keep using 2B pencils
I have always wondered why 2B pencils are required to be used in every exam.

This is really a question. For this reason, I traveled through time and space to ask Confucius. He said that he was worried about being demolished from the entrance of the National Museum. Let me ask Laozi.

Lao Tzu said that he was being asked to test whether the Changsheng brand health care medicine for aging produced by his subsidiary company contained plasticizers, melamine, Sudan red and other ingredients. He had no time to talk to me and asked me to go to Mozi.

When I saw Mozi, he was lying on the edge of the watermelon field crying and fighting for the ground. It turned out that all the watermelons burst because of the use of puffing agent, and none of the watermelons on the ground could be sold. He called and planned to donate to the Chinese men's football team. , As a result, the chairman of the Football Association didn't like him.He asked me to find Han Feizi.

...Finally found Zhuangzi's residence, and saw that he was dreaming, and the little boy beside him caught many butterflies and let them fly beside him.Damn, that's how Zhuangzi's dream butterfly came from. What's the difference between this and Cao Aman's dream killing?I turned my head and walked away, but suddenly became dizzy, fell to the ground, fell into a deep sleep, and dreamed that Zhuangzi got up and flapped the wings of a butterfly, saying in the tone of a Shaolin monk when he was dying, son, go find grandson.He has the answer you want there.

Comments: Don't look for grandchildren, pretend to be grandsons!
college entrance examination in taxi

First question, what is Li Na's occupation?

I said coldly, tennis.

Wrong, it's a lawyer.Because this time is the French Open.

The second question, which sports broadcast is the least valuable?

I thought about it and said, I don't know.

pingpong.

why?
Because CCTV5 broadcasts table tennis every day.

The third question, which sports athletes are most like soldiers but not soldiers?

I said football.

Wrong, or table tennis.Just look at the word ping-pong and you will understand.

The fourth question, which team in the Chinese Super League is most afraid of wearing hats?

I shook my head.

Beijing Guoan, if you wear a hat, it is green.

Question 500: Which two of the world's top [-] companies are most likely to get angry?

I am silent.

He sighed, and said, as if he was very self-sufficient, PetroChina and Sinopec.

Afraid I don't understand, he explained himself, think about it, even a stone can be burned and turned into oil, so can it work without getting angry?

Comments: Can oil be used without getting angry?
It's not good to win too many awards

Think about it, even if table tennis does not develop for ten years, those long-haired foreigners will not be able to catch up with us.But football is different. After 50 years of development, we can still only play against a small country like Vietnam. When we encounter such a so-called second-rate team, we can’t handle it anymore. We are like impotent people, weak and vulnerable.I'm angry, the small ball can play well, but the big ball can't afford to lose!

So I said that the teacher correcting the papers, if you are also a fan, I hope you can report my opinions to the higher authorities, and this matter cannot be delayed any longer.To disband the table tennis team, so many trophies are enough.But football is not good. Now you can’t even play in East Asia. What will you do in the future?I would rather sacrifice table tennis for football.

(End of this chapter)