Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 7 Shanghai Volume: 1 Everything will not pass

Chapter 7 Shanghai Volume: Everything will never pass (2)
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Will all this pass?
It is really embarrassing to think, do I believe David or Chekhov?They are all so far away from me. To believe in them is worse than to believe in myself. The political teacher taught us to look at problems dialectically, so I think these two statements are correct.

For example, the college entrance examination is impossible for me to pass.With a swipe of a pen, the marking teacher gave me a random score, and this score will follow me for the rest of my life, and I will never pass it again.But time will pass, and at this moment, I will never go back to the moment when I just got the test paper. Maybe I will choose not to think about this problem again but just write with a pen, but, hey, all this is over.

Comment: The buddy in the previous article "All will pass, or will nothing pass" is your twin, right?The composition written by the two of you is really extraordinary, it shocked the world and wept ghosts and gods.

The past is a river, but the past is a mountain
In this world, the only things that can pass are rivers, and the only things that cannot pass are mountains.

Where did you find the ring of King David of Judea?Why does it say that everything will pass?

The ring of the character in Chekhov's novel, this must be fictional, why does it say that nothing will pass?
What is the profound meaning of these two sentences?

Everything will pass, how to live?what is everythingThe world in our eyes tells us to use the word "everything" with caution, and Ma Zhe also said the same: "Things are in motion, stillness is a special state of motion, and motion is universal." Then, why did Ma Zhe so clearly tell After our things are in motion, the King of Judah still says "all things will pass away"?Chekhov also said "everything will not pass"?
Pit father ah!Does the King of Judah know what the house price in Shanghai is now?How to pass!How to pass!

Didn't Chekhov know that Shanghai is now going to build a modern city?What's wrong with this?

I'm not a duck, I'm not a boat, even if I were killed, I wouldn't be able to swim the Huangpu River...

The blood can flow, the head can be broken, and the composition cannot be dissatisfied!

Shanghai is no longer our Shanghai, nor is China.

Heh heh, we strongly demand that housing prices fall so that I can afford to buy a house when I get married, so that it will be convenient no matter where I go.Our mother-in-laws in Shanghai usually say the first thing they say to their prospective son-in-law: "How many apartments? In which district?"

Such hurdles, do you think they will all pass, or will they not pass?

If the housing price falls, I will get over it easily. If the housing price does not fall, nothing will pass!

To be honest, I have made up the word count until now, but I still don’t understand why this topic is so illogical. Does it mean that everything will pass or nothing will pass?

So what?So what?Who issued the test paper?My greetings to all of you!

The blood can flow, the head can be broken, and the composition cannot be dissatisfied!The blood can flow, the head can be broken, and the composition cannot be dissatisfied!The blood can flow, the head can be broken, and the composition cannot be dissatisfied!The blood can flow, the head can be broken, and the composition cannot be dissatisfied!The blood can flow, the head can be broken, and the composition cannot be dissatisfied!

After counting, it is still more than 100 words short.

Hey, it seems that the matter of the college entrance examination composition will never pass.Our Chinese teacher warned us again and again the night before yesterday that we must fill in the grids in the composition, but faced with such a sad topic, I can’t figure out what it means even if I die, how to fill it up?
Shanghai is no longer our Shanghai, and neither is China.If the housing price does not come down, we will not be able to live a day.In addition, "everything will pass", housing prices are high, and our broad masses of people are "everything will pass".

Comments: "In this world, only rivers can pass, and mountains cannot pass." Wrong!There are also impassable rivers, such as the Milky Way.

everything will pass

Once upon a time, there was a country called Judea, and there was a king named David in this country. He had a diamond ring with a sentence engraved on it: Everything will pass.

How did this ring come about?And who carved such a sentence on the ring?It turned out to be the case.

This Jewish country is located in East Africa and has very rich oil resources in the country. This country continues to sell oil to the international community.Although this country is very rich in oil, the domestic oil price is very high.When the international crude oil price drops, the domestic refined oil price rises instead, and the government's explanation is "this is the Jewish national situation"; when the international crude oil price rises, the domestic refined oil price rises even higher, and the government's explanation is "this is an international practice." .As a result, the people in the country were very dissatisfied.

Not only that, but with the growing oil economy of the Jewish state, other industries also developed rapidly, especially the real estate industry.The Jewish King David said that we want to develop the real estate industry, which is a profiteering industry, into another major economic pillar of our country besides the oil industry.David's rhetoric was still hot, and the problem soon came. A large number of houses were built, but no one bought them.How to do it?A consultant gave him a brilliant idea: You can go abroad to introduce real estate buying groups and real estate speculators to make the market hot, and when housing prices keep rising, no matter how many houses you build, they will be sold out.David thought this was a good idea, so he sent invitations to invite the world's top conglomerates such as Buffett from the United States, Yukos from Russia, Tokyo Electric Power Company from Japan, and Li Ka-shing, the richest man in Asia, to discuss real estate speculation.Finally, an agreement was reached that the major consortiums were responsible for driving up property prices, and King David was responsible for footing the bill.

The professionals were astonishingly efficient. In just one day, housing prices in the Jewish State rose from 100 Jewish coins per square meter to 10000 Jewish coins per square meter.The Jewish people were shocked: Why did the housing prices go crazy after sleeping? !Am I still awake?So I went back to my room to catch up on sleep.But when they got up the next morning, they found that the house price had risen to 20000 Jewish coins.Some people who woke up first went to the bank to withdraw money and follow up to buy a house.In this way, housing prices in the Jewish people are out of control, and people all regard buying a house as their lifelong career to pursue.In order to further drive up housing prices, the King of Judah promulgated another law that only citizens who have paid social security for more than five consecutive years are eligible to buy a house.This clause directly creates another profession: providing real and valid social security certificates for more than five years.The domestic economy gradually prospered.

King David was in a good mood every day, slept and ate, ate and slept, and was very satisfied with the status quo.But a counselor reminded him: everything will pass.The prosperity of the status quo will soon pass, and it is necessary to constantly seek new profit growth points.The king thought it was very reasonable, so he asked someone to engrave this sentence on the ring, wear it on his hand every day, and keep himself alert.

Comments: If you don’t buy a house, everything will pass; if you buy a house, everything will pass.Do not believe, you try.

Teacher, do you want me to be beaten?

Dear teacher, do you want me to be beaten?

What subject did you give me!Aren't you setting me up?
Look, there is an inscription on the ring of King David of Judea (it looks like a fighter, return the king, what king? The king on the head of a tiger in the mountain!): Everything will pass.

Tell me about you, can't you just say this and let us write an essay?The results of it?You also added Chekhov's "Nothing will pass", who do you want me to support?Which statement do you support?

I would love to be objective, but "objectivity" tells me that both sides are right.I also want to be subjective, but I'm afraid, don't you know that supporting one party is the same as offending the other party?

The most hateful thing is, teacher, one of you is a terrorist, and the other is a mental aggressor. I don't want to be beaten, nor do I want to be brainwashed. Who speaks?
Before writing, I was like a "thinker", with my head tilted slightly, my head supported by my hands, and my eyes closed tightly thinking about the way forward.When I thought for a long time and there were 15 minutes before the end of the exam, I started to write this composition.

I have decided that I will not help David or Chekhov, I will help myself.

Teacher, do you know?In fact, everything has its reason and value, especially the famous quotes of David and Chekhov. Since they have existed for so long, it turns out that both of them are right.Now please don't talk about theory with me, let's speak with facts.

Since this is the case, what is the point of looking at these topics again?All ignorant people will be divided into two camps, and these two camps are full of fans of both David and Chekhov.They're not as sensible as I am, and they might fight, and then...

So I said, teacher, there are some things that you should not mislead our thinking like this.Each of us has our own thoughts and opinions, and you are undoubtedly putting us in a dilemma by asking such questions. At the end of the exam, we feel sad because of who we are helping... But you must know that feeling sad is not terrible, what is terrible is Melancholy will wear out the rest of the exam.Once it is finished, the composition has not been squeezed out. In that case, wouldn't our composition become a zero-point composition?
When we came out to take the exam, we didn’t want to get a zero score, so most people confusedly stood on the wrong team during the exam. If this team stood on the wrong team, in the future...

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