Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 8 Shanghai Volume: Everything will never pass (3)
It's like when others are fighting, you accidentally stand on the wrong team, and the team you stand on loses, then you will be cleared.Teacher, think about how many people we have to get zero points when you ask a question like this, and how many people have to stand in the wrong team!

Alas, teacher, I have told you so much, I don’t know how much you have listened to, but whether you have listened to me or not, and whether you think my point of view is right or wrong, I hope you can do one thing, Don't give me a zero for my composition.I heard from the teacher who gave me make-up lessons on weekends that as long as I wrote it all, no matter whether it was good or bad, I would get 20 points.

Teacher, maybe I got 70 points in the test, but if you give me 20 points, I will pass.

Finally... Teacher, you see that I finished this emotional composition in 15 minutes, don't you...

Comments: Of course the teacher doesn't want you to be beaten, but the score should be scored as you want.

everything is a cloud

King David of Judea engraved an inscription on the ring: All shall pass.

A character in Chekhov's novel also has an inscription on the ring: Nothing shall pass.

So will everything pass?This is a problem.

Philosophers say: everything is developed in motion, so everything will pass.Even if it's gone, it's not what it used to be.

Physicists say: According to the law of conservation of matter, everything will pass away.Because if everything doesn’t pass here, there will be an imbalance there.

Buddha said: Everything will pass, and nothing will pass.

Master Xingyun said: Let what should be in the past, and let what should not be in the past stay.

The man said: Everything will pass.So don't worry too much if your wife finds out that she is a mistress, because everything will pass.

The woman said: Nothing will pass.Therefore, once you find that your husband is acting suspiciously, such as hiding in the toilet and making phone calls, you must pay attention to it, and don't let the past that should not have passed.

The child said: I hope that good things will never pass, and bad things will pass quickly.Such as the college entrance examination.

The Northeast driver said: Of course everything will pass, and it must pass.If everything is over, don't you just hold back the car?

The cashier at the supermarket said: "Everything is over quickly, if you don't go through, I will break my finger when I count the money."

My mother said: Whether I can pass everything depends on my college entrance examination results.If I pass the exam, everything will pass; if I fail the exam, nothing will pass. (Teacher, please take pity on my mother and give me a good grade. Woooooo...)
My grandfather came back from attending the funeral of his old buddy and said: Don’t let everything pass, and if you pass it, I will pass it too.

Brother Xi Li said: All love can't pass, anyway, I can't pass.

Sister Feng said: I don't know if everything will pass, but I hope to go back to the past, so that I can become Mrs. Kong.

Beast said: Let everything go quickly, I didn't want to rely on myself to get out of the position.

The aunt who sells vegetables said: All love cannot pass away. I only know that I sold cabbage yesterday, zucchini today, eggplant tomorrow, and beans the day after tomorrow.No matter how difficult it is, as long as I have vegetables to sell.

During the morning rush hour, the girl on the Jinji Independence Road in the subway said: Everything should be over quickly, or if you don’t go over, my mother’s leg will be broken.

The angry youth said: Why can't the past pass?Are you trying to talk about the earthquake in Japan?The little Japan of the grass mud horse has finally been condemned by God.I really hope it goes forever.

The post-40s said: Nothing will pass, everything will remain in memory.

The post-50s said: Nothing will pass, everything will remain in thinking.

The post-60s said: Nothing will pass, everything is left in reflection.

Those born in the 70s said: Nothing will pass, everything remains in the struggle.

The post-80s said: Nothing will pass, everything will remain in sleep.

The post-90s said: Nothing will pass, everything will be left in the college entrance examination.

After 00 said: Nothing will pass, everything will remain in the roar.

I said: Everything is just floating clouds, let him get past it.

Comments: You have to pass, or not to pass, you have to pass in the end; maybe at some point you look back, those things that you thought you couldn't pass, just passed by.

past!won't pass?
We often say that when looking at a problem, we must first see clearly the premise and environment where the problem occurred, that is, the background.King David of Judea engraved an inscription on the ring: All shall pass.A character in Chekhov's novel also has an inscription on the ring: Nothing shall pass.

In what context did the king of Judah say "all shall pass"?Under what circumstances did Chekhov's "nothing shall pass" come into being?

All of this requires us to dig deep into the things behind it, to dig into the thoughts and psychology of the Jewish kings David and Chekhov.Why do they say that?What's the point of saying that?What value?What kind of thinking can it bring to future generations?
If you don't dig deeper and just look at the literal meaning, you will make mistakes.In a word, it has different or even completely opposite meanings in different scenes and situations.For example, when we speak normally, the same words, but different tone and intonation mean different content.Even if the words are the same, the tone and intonation are the same, but the final meaning will be quite different when the target is different and the scene is different.

This shows that we need to work hard and put in a lot of effort to understand a person's words.It must not be simply understood, let alone a great person?

King David of Judea, who carved this inscription on his ring?And who put it on him?We need to figure out this problem, and if we understand this problem, it will be of great help to us in understanding and analyzing this sentence.If we want to figure out these issues, we need to figure out first, who is King David of Judea?
This requires us to ask Du Niang to find out who the Jewish King David is, but since we can’t access the Internet now, I’ll make an informal guess first.First of all, everyone must know the Jews. Everyone knows that Israel is the Jews. How did this Israel come about?As far as I know, it was probably during the "World War I"?The Western powers, for their own political interests, allocated this land in Palestine to the Israelis. The Israelis originally wanted to ask the British to support him in establishing a country, but the British did not Fuck him, he went to the United States again, and the United States supported him. You see, until now, the United States still supports him. Of course, he, Israel, is still very loyal, and he still follows his big brother, the United States. Ah, and then this is the founding of the country.Then, up to now, it is still fighting with Palestine every day. This is the Western powers, and let them fight back and forth for their own interests.

Then, we went on to say, this Jew, everyone knows that it is very powerful. Look at the book stand, as long as there is a Jew’s name, this book will be bought by many people.For example, "Jew's Diary of Getting Rich" and "Jew's Promotion Notes" are all under the names of people.

Then, to go a little further, it’s not a good thing to have too much knowledge. This is a bit of a chatterbox. I know too much. I have a patriotic heart and a heart to love everyone, so I want to Pass on what I know to everyone, so that everyone can make progress together and become this profound intellectual.

This David is a surname. What is this name?It is very troublesome if it is not mentioned in the composition materials.For example, if I say Emperor Li, do you know if I'm talking about Li Shimin, Li Longji or Jet Li?Isn't Jet Li the Emperor of Kung Fu?So, this is still very troublesome. We don’t know who this David is, so there is no way to understand and study this issue. If we don’t know who this person is, how to analyze and study his words mean?right.

This matter is very troublesome. Although I am very knowledgeable, as I said just now, I told you "Emperor Li", just three words, do you know who I am talking about?Right, there is nothing you can do.

Oops, I can’t write anymore, there’s no room left, so let’s do this first, let’s continue to discuss it next year, let’s spread the oil!

Comments: Show off!

There is always such a person in the world
I do not deny that the world is material, and cognition is dialectical.But there are always such people in the world who tend to complicate simple things, dialectize simple things, and confuse clear things.It seems that if he doesn't, he doesn't know what his level is.

The most typical of this kind of person is the monk, who often repeats that life is death, death is life, mountains are mountains, waters are waters, mountains are not mountains, waters are not waters, and so on, which seem to be dialectical, but the monks of Zhang Er can't touch their heads. nonsense.Why do they love to say such things? Because most of the monks have nothing to do, the great monk said these words deliberately to make the young monks think about it as homework.On the one hand, it saves troubles and troubles, on the other hand, if you meet a few young monks with high IQs and realize something to write a few papers, you have the right to kill two birds with one stone.In fact, in the final analysis, these are just tricks of ignorant monks to bluff people.If you talk a lot and publish a lot of papers, you will naturally come across some reasonable things, which become scriptures.

The second is modern poets. Poetry is originally used for singing, so it is called poetry. In ancient times, music was generally the privilege enjoyed by the least senior white-collar workers in government agencies, so there were poems for ordinary people and intellectuals to recite. It can also be said to be the current cappella.But what era is it now, toothless grandmothers can sing popular songs, who still recites aloud and sings like a convulsion.But modern poets don’t give up. They have long hair and nerves. They publish poetry collections at their own expense. They either kill people or lie on the rails.God can't die because he doesn't exist.Poetry and poets die because they exist.

There are also those so-called literary critics, who are generally Chinese-students, whose brains have been ruined by subject teachers and rigid textbooks. All of them have become writers, and they are naturally upset. You must know that my fathers are much better at writing essays in primary and secondary schools than those grandchildren.So out of jealousy, I have to point them out, otherwise I don’t know the existence of Lao Tzu.Therefore, literary critics were born in response to the times. They waved the three banners of the central idea, the general idea of ​​the paragraph, and the writing characteristics, and continued to shackle and kidnap generation after generation of people who dreamed of writing.Among them, the most annoying, annoying, and annoying representative is the generalization of the characteristics of prose, which is called Xingshangshenling.It's really a dialectic.

As listed in today's materials, the ring of King David of the Jew reads "everything will pass away".So he was beaten while studying, and his mother came home and told him: Son, everything will pass.

And the characters in Chekhov's novels, who don't know which neuropathy they are, also have a ring that says "everything will never pass".This is also very simple. It is very likely that this crazy old man was killed. The Russians wanted to be strong. They rushed to drink some strong Volga and said to their son: everything will not pass. You have to avenge me. After finishing speaking just die.In order to remember this psycho, it is like tattooing a young man, except that he tattooed this sentence on the ring.

The world is sometimes simple, that's all.

Comments: Looking far away, the world is very simple; looking closer, the world is so complicated.However, everything will pass.

(End of this chapter)