Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 9 Chongqing Roll: A Soft Spot (1)
read the materials below, write an article according to requirements.

Material 44: Yuan Sumei, a school worker at the University of Hong Kong, did not go to university, did not know what an "academician" is, and did not do any earth-shattering events. She was deeply moved by cooking and sweeping the floor for the students with heart and affection every day for 2009 years. student.The students said: "She is just like our mother." In September 9, the University of Hong Kong awarded her an "Honorary Academician", saying that she "affected the lives of the students of the university with her own life" and was "the treasure of the University of Hong Kong".

Material 20: Zhao Shishu, a rural teacher in Wuxi County, stayed on the podium for 13 years alone, supported by his body for 33 years, ignited the torch of knowledge in the depths of the mountains, and illuminated the longing eyes of generations in the small village.In 2010 years, he extended his love and settled it into a fertile soil for the spirit, allowing hope to germinate in the spring.He was named one of the top ten "moving Chongqing" figures in [-] because of his "brilliant teacher's soul".

Please combine the materials with your own experience and perception, and write an article on the topic of "a soft spot".

Requirements: ①Choose the correct angle and clarify the concept; ②Draft the title by yourself and select the style of writing (except poetry); ③No less than 800 words; ④No copying or plagiarism.

Tomorrow I will be a sweeping monk

As we all know, in the immortal literary masterpiece "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji" written by Hong Kong writer Jin Yong, the most powerful expert is the unknown sweeping monk.

In that tumultuous and turbulent era, the heroes of the rivers and lakes fought everywhere in order to fight for a license to walk the rivers and lakes: the diploma of "the first master of the rivers and lakes".What is unreliable is that no one will accept the fights, and the Shaolin Temple is always chaotic.

When Jiumo Zhi pretended to be B, the sweeping monk appeared.I saw him flicking his sleeve, he didn't take away a cloud, but he hit Jiumozhi dumbfounded, there was nothing he could do about him.This is obviously not a conversation of a grade.In essence, the sweeping monk didn't need to compete for the diploma of the "No. [-] master in the rivers and lakes", but he did it by accident.

Where is the secret dear?Where's the trick, dear?

That is - sweeping the floor!
In addition to the inspirational legend of the sweeping monk, look at the current examples: Yuan Sumei, a school worker at the University of Hong Kong, has never been to university, and she doesn't know what an "academician" is, and she hasn't done anything earth-shattering. Cooking and sweeping the floor for students, but in the end was awarded by the University of Hong Kong: "Honorary Fellow."

Academician!This is the diploma that many aspiring young people long for!This is an honor that requires a talented young man with aspirations to study hard for decades to become a professional hard worker!What's more, there are very few honorary fellows of the University of Hong Kong. As far as I know, the sweeping monk is so NB that he has not been awarded this diploma!

Sad teenagers, no matter how hard you study hard, you can't match other people's sweeping skills!

From then on, I understood that the number one expert in the world is swept out by sweeping the floor!The magical power of sweeping the floor is boundless!Supernatural powers, sweeping the Central Plains!

However, it is said that in every Internet company, there is an old lady who sweeps the floor.Occasionally, when she passed by a programmer and glanced at the code on the screen, she would whisper to remind the other party: Be careful, the stack overflowed.

It is said that in every village committee office, there is an old lady sweeping the floor.Occasionally, when she passed by an auditor and glanced at the EXCEL on the screen, she would remind the other party in a low voice: Be careful, the cash flow statement is uneven.

It is said that in every university study room, there is an old lady sweeping the floor.Occasionally, when she passed by a student who was scratching his head and reviewing for the postgraduate entrance examination, and glanced at the questions on the simulation paper, she would remind the other party in a low voice: Use Lagrangian median value theorem, try it.

It is said that in every TV station, there is an old lady sweeping the floor.Occasionally, when she passed by the non-wire computer room and glanced at the film cut out on the computer, she would remind the director in a low voice: Be careful, the frame is clipped.

It is said that in every space center, there is an old lady sweeping the floor.Occasionally, when she passed by an expert and glanced at the screen, she would remind the other party in a low voice: Be careful, the power supply of the rocket's first guide electrode is not connected properly.

It is said that in every hospital corridor, there is an old lady sweeping the floor.By chance, when she passed the door of an operating room, she glanced inside the door and whispered to the nurse who came out: Be careful, the pliers are sewn inside.

It is said that in every organic synthesis laboratory building, there is an old lady sweeping the floor.Occasionally, when she passed by an experimenter and glanced at the feeding amount on the experiment record, she would remind him in a low voice: Be careful, there is too much catalyst.

It is said that in every machinery manufacturing company, there is an old lady who sweeps the floor.Occasionally, when she passes by a designer, glances at the computer screen, and whispers: Be careful, the bolts are not strong enough.

It is said that when the players debug the Rubik's Cube before each WCA competition, there is an old lady who sweeps the floor.Occasionally, when she passed by a player who was debugging a Rubik's Cube, and glanced at his A1, she would remind him in a low voice: Your wheelbase will be POP, and it will be reduced by [-]mm.

The most amazing thing is that it is said that there is an old lady sweeping the floor at every college entrance examination marking site.Occasionally, she will pass by your side, the marking teacher, glance at my test paper, and remind you in a low voice: Be careful, this student is the child of the municipal party committee secretary Hou XX, and he needs to give high marks.

Teacher, please treat it with caution.

Comments: These sweeping old ladies are members of the "Ancient Tomb Sect" and should not be taken lightly.

come on let's do our jobs
I don't know if it's because I'm too sensitive or the world is so dark, but a piece of news in front of me shocked me. If you give me a pile of shit, I can eat a catty of it.

The "Honorary Fellow" of the University of Hong Kong turned out to be just an ordinary female worker in their school, and she didn't make any special contributions. She didn't donate her life savings to the earthquake-stricken area, and she didn't donate blood to the motherland at every turn, and she didn't sacrifice her life. Helping Hong Kong return to China, how did she become an academician?Or honorary?You must know that "XX of honor" is very important!
When I continued to look from top to bottom, I continued to write: ... It is just 44 years of hard work and affection for the students, cooking and sweeping the floor, which deeply moved the students...

Well, first circle the key words (this is what my Chinese teacher taught me, first thank the country, and then thank the teacher): cooking, sweeping the floor.

According to what our lovely Chinese teacher said, we can better understand the meaning of words and sentences according to the key words, and summarize the center of the full text.Now I know through "cooking" and "sweeping the floor" that this female worker has been doing the same job for 44 years, not to mention meritorious service, and it is not considered a crime.

I suddenly felt a pain in the ass, so can I be awarded "Honorary Academician"?

Well, now we come to combine life.

In life, there are many people who want to change jobs when they have nothing to do.Hey, which one has the higher salary, can you tell me no; ah, their boss often treats them to dinner, we should hurry up; yo, that company does not work overtime and pays well, that is our lifelong choice.

When those people are having these thoughts, the matter at hand is not doing well at all.All the messy things are thrown there.A job is not as important as a high salary. If you can find a high salary, let them go to hell with the jobs here!

And Yuan Sumei can do her job meticulously. Isn't this a national hero and a triumphant song of China?
When I thought of this, I looked up at the teacher invigilating the exam on the podium (that was my Chinese teacher in the first year of high school, who was originally a Ph. Hey, let’s leave us and change jobs), um, the teacher is taking a nap, I can continue to write, and I will be the first to hand in the paper later, just don’t let this teacher scan my composition.

Well, it's a happy decision.

Come on, let's get back to business.Now I finally understand why Yuan Sumei can become an "Honorary Fellow" of the University of Hong Kong.What a national hero this is, she is not the only one, but she is definitely rare.

Come on, let us sing: "Yuan Sumei, you are so good!"

Oh oh oh oh, by the way, my composition must have offended many people (especially the "former" Chinese teacher who was invigilating the exam), so I hope everyone who sees it will do a good job of keeping it secret!Thank you so much!Whoever raises his hand to tell the teacher is not a good baby!

Comments: You should do your job as a student—reading and writing essays; I should do my job as a teacher—teaching and writing essays.Obviously, your composition is not good enough to do your job well.

my essay

Take a look at the University of Hong Kong first, and be amazed!

Isn't this said to be the number one university in Asia!Not to mention the number one in Asia, even Peking University and Tsinghua University, which is not ranked in the top [-] in Asia, must be admired by us!

What I mean by this is that I have great respect for Peking University and Tsinghua University, not to mention the University of Hong Kong.
Speak the truth.Yuan Sumei didn’t know what an academician is because she didn’t go to university. I knew it even if I didn’t go to university. I didn’t learn anything from the best university in Asia!Who doesn't know that the security guards at Peking University also know about Youngor's suits and Tagore's poems.

Therefore, the environment is not the most important thing, the key is the individual, whether you are willing to learn or not, that is, the attitude.You see, we in the mainland often report some self-taught people, such as working as a janitor at that university, and then studying on their own for 10 years, and finally getting a doctorate or something. This is the difference.

So sometimes don’t feel sorry for yourself, don’t always compare your weaknesses to others’ strengths, but know how to compare your strengths to others’ weaknesses, so that you can have confidence!
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