Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 10 Chongqing Roll: A Soft Spot (2)
I suddenly found a problem, isn’t this the University of Hong Kong? Why are there academicians? We all know what an academician is. Those are called academicians like the Chinese Academy of Sciences, not Tsinghua University.

There is no explanation in this material, which is disturbing, so that’s all, I won’t write it.The requirement should not be less than 800 words, but mine is less than 800 words. Why do you have to specify the number of words when writing an article?You just say no less than 800 words, so I can write 8000 words?Right, but you don't give me so much paper.If I can really write 8000 characters, I will practice calligraphy. What kind of characters should I write?one.Just write one, it's simple.Of course, don't look at the simplicity, it is not an easy thing to write superbly, comrade brother!
It is not difficult to write one word, but it is difficult to write 8000!Try it, I guess there is no one in the whole universe who is as stupid as me, write a word.Because ah, most people are going to write the second one, haha!

Comments: The child who wrote this composition is really amazing!
love poison bell
——A Love Letter to Sister Feng

Fenger, please allow me to call you so affectionately. Although I know it is a presumptuous thing to call you like this, but sitting in the examination room of the college entrance examination today, I saw the four words in the composition topic, and immediately appeared in my mind Your appearance, your forehead protruding like a camel, your nostrils soaring like a pig, your lips as wide as a hippopotamus, and your hair shaped like weeds, do you know what those four words are?Well, let me tell you gently, those four words are "Poisonous Love".Oh, no, I forgot, how did you write the word "independence", you see, as I like you, my ability to forget characters with a pen is getting closer and closer to you who read a lot, haha.

Fenger, do you know?There is always someone in this world who is watching you silently.When you are scolded by the world, you may not know that there is a person crying secretly in bed, always trying to get justice for you; When you were drinking juice, there was a person holding a flower handkerchief on the sidelines, trying to wipe it away silently for you; when you officially confessed to Liu Xiang, Brother Xiang, I love you, there was a person standing beside you, crying Full face, but still support you, guard you silently, never leave.

I want to say, Fenger, my heart is already occupied by you. I want to say, if you want to watch TV, I will be the remote control. If you want to reach the stars, I will be the stairs. If you want to go to the South Pole, I will be the helicopter. , I am a Korean plastic surgeon, you are scolded so hard to breathe, I am your ventilator, you are beaten bloody, my blood type is ABC, you are thrown eggs to tears, I am your egg skin.I just love you, like you, and pamper you.I am willing to be a dandruff on your head, so that I can follow you forever and never be separated.

Fenger, do you know?I want to do a lot of things for you. Last time, you said that there are so many scammers in Shanghai Railway Station. You were cheated of 5 yuan, and you still have shadows. Do you know how much I want to secretly give you the 5 yuan? ?However, I only have 5 cents in my pocket, so I can't help you... You like books, when you saw your aunt coming over and throwing the book on the ground, you said your heart hurts, you know?When I learned about this, my internal organs and even my whole body ached so badly, I wished I could take your place and let me feel your pain.Someone once laughed at you. You once said that when it comes to copying the past, I can tell at a glance that this is your clerical error, because when it comes to the past mu, you know astronomy and geography. What about the typo, isn't it, my dear Feng'er?

As I write this, my heart is always very excited. When the composition is coming to an end, I especially want to say three words to you, Feng Er, marry me!If I have to add a time limit before this sentence, I hope it will wait until I am admitted to university. After I am admitted to university, we can get married, because I just learned that college students can get married now!
Fenger, please allow me to say it one last time, because the teacher once told us that we must not forget to mark the end of the essay when we stand in the examination room of the college entrance examination. Gently tell you again, I have a "venomous love" for you.

Comments: Save yourself, Sister Feng doesn’t like your type, she likes Xi Ge’s.

Soft spot Ⅰ

When I saw this topic, I immediately thought of it.Although this story is not long, it is very laborious to tell, it is indeed very laborious, I can feel it at this moment, my heart beats faster, and I can hardly breathe.Fortunately, it's better now.

If my political teacher sees this composition topic, he will say: "Although the composition topic is very long, but around the 'soft spot', you can write about the times, openness, innovation, writability, Emotional. It seems to me a broad proposition."

If my geography teacher saw it, he would say: "The earth is round, these stories tell us, if you have a 'soft spot' for [-] degrees north latitude, you can write the Bermuda Triangle, the Yangtze River Basin, you can write it The economic geography of the United States and China in this dimension. So I think this proposition is very representative of geography, which is very good.”

If my Chinese teacher saw it, he would definitely scratch his head first, and then look for a few composition papers. After searching over and over, he would definitely not be able to find one that was related to this.He will think about it, and then say: "I told you at the time, you must have a 'special liking' for Chinese, because here there is Li Bai who has a special liking for wine, and Lu Xun who has a special liking for human nature studies. Everything is what I expected.”

I give you a lung, teachers.At this moment, after much deliberation, I can't find what I have a special liking for. I don't have a special liking for the college entrance examination, but my parents who are outside the school do have a special liking for this thing; I have a special liking for it. There is no soft spot in the university, but work must be entered.I have a soft spot for the world, but I have no money to travel around.A soft spot is a pseudonym, a man without eggs, it is an insult to us.

The 21st century is a flat century, and each of us has the right to choose.Only by choosing those things that are really suitable for us can we stimulate our enthusiasm and give us the motivation to keep moving forward!But my enthusiasm, my passion, everything about me was ruined by this kind of college entrance examination, and my youth was going to be solved in such a corner, and I couldn't catch up with the university.

For my life, I don't know the future, nor the future.what can we do about it?I still want to say stick to their "soft spot" and achieve the best of themselves!Although this statement is a bit false, I still want to say it, because there is no point in not saying such a thing!

Comments: No wonder you are so restless, it turns out that you are a "eggless man".

Soft spot Ⅱ

Humans are really complicated animals, and everyone loves different things, some of which are very puzzling.For example, among the two people in the material, one loves to sweep the floor, and the other is disabled and lives in a place with a bad medical environment to abuse himself. It is a very strange love.

Similar to this strange love, there are many around me.For example, a primary school student with five stripes is fond of watching the news broadcast. Now even my grandfather doesn’t watch the news broadcast. How can he, a lively primary school student, have such a hobby?It's puzzling.

My sister loves being a "rotten girl".As long as there are two men in her line of sight at the same time, she can't help thinking about it. My dad and I have been "corrupted" by her countless times.

My mom is obsessed with "growling bodies".My mother has been yelling at me since I was just born, and she is the founder of the yelling body.The content of her rant is not a simple exclamation mark and "you have it", but a more technical rant that integrates all kinds of reasoning, common sense, suggestions, and criticism.

Relatively speaking, what my dad loves is relatively normal, he loves being a "slave" of all kinds.When I was in elementary school, my father poured out all of my family’s savings, and finally became a house slave as he wished (given that housing prices are so expensive now, my father’s decision to be a slave was still correct).When I was in middle school, my dad once again gave up his salary for a year and finally became a car slave.Later, no matter what big items the family bought, they had to be "slaved" once, so my father just took off the hat of "refrigerator slave" and became an "air conditioner slave" again, and even became a "mobile phone slave" three times in a row.But Dad has been a "Kanu" for the longest time, and his age is even older than mine.I have to say that Dad has a "slave" addiction.

It's much more normal for me to have a soft spot for things, and I have a soft spot for technology.The country advocates "powering the country with science and technology". As the successor of the next generation, I have to improve my scientific and technological quality.So, every time I have a break, I watch the technology channel.The Science and Technology Channel is very interesting. There is a program like this: An old man who lives in a mountain village finds that he has high-voltage electricity all over his body, but he does not feel any discomfort.After a certain science and technology channel learned about it, it organized the top domestic experts to go to a remote mountain village with high-tech precision instruments and stayed for 15 days to find out the truth.This decryption was carried out by the TV station in three episodes. Experts and scholars conducted various analyzes on the elderly, but they failed to find out the reason.At the end of the last episode of the program, experts and scholars finally came to a conclusion after rigorous argumentation: the electric pen used by the old man to test his body charge was broken.This show is so interesting!

In today's materialistic era, I'm very glad that I have a soft spot for technology, which is much healthier than "rotten girls" and "roaring bodies"!I will definitely continue and develop this love, I am very optimistic about myself!
Comments: Ambitious!The motherland belongs to you, and it also belongs to us, but in the final analysis, it belongs to you!I'm really worried about handing over the motherland to you!

(End of this chapter)