The super life extension system of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 123 Because Women Guess Too Accurately
"and many more!"

Seeing that Guo Jia was leaving, Queen Mother Dong actually stood up and asked Guo Jia to stay.

The man did not shed tears, but he did not go to the sad place.

Originally, Empress Dowager Dong had some doubts about Guo Jia's words, but after seeing Guo Jia's tears, she believed it.

The compassion and maternal brilliance of a woman is unreasonable.

But if Gao Shun was here, he would definitely sneer at it and dismiss it. He had personally seen Guo Jia secretly slobbering his eyes.

But what is the status of the Queen Mother, even if His Majesty has to salute her when he sees her, who else can make the Queen Mother stand up?
Sure enough, just as the queen mother stood up, everyone's expressions changed and they were stunned.

Even the Empress Dowager herself found that she had lost her composure, and her expression changed unnaturally.

But after all, it was a person who had seen a big scene. After half a breath, the queen mother returned to her graceful and luxurious state.

"Ah! Queen Mother, you want to punish me?"

Guo Jia looked terrified, folded his hands on his chest, and backed away again and again, as if he saw something terrible.

Everyone felt chills, no matter how they looked like a little daughter-in-law being targeted by the police.

(Damn it), you are a madman who beat Luoyang all over the place, beat the dandies and celebrities, beat the celebrities and beat the sword gods, and beat the sword gods and the palace.Is there anything in this world that you are afraid of?

Really able to pretend!

But it doesn't matter what they think, the key is that Queen Mother Dong took this trick!

"Cluck!..."

Empress Dowager Dong laughed softly. Although she quickly covered her smile with her long sleeves, everyone could see how happy she was at the moment.

"Why, is Aijia so scary? Why are you so frightened when you see Aijia?"

Empress Dowager Dong's face turned slightly cold, as if she was questioning Guo Jia, but who couldn't understand the meaning of the joke?
This time, not only the high officials and Confucian scholars were stunned, but even the Han Lingdi was stunned. He didn't know how long it had been since he saw his mother so happy, and he didn't know how long it had been since he heard her brisk voice.

"Of course the Queen Mother is not scary. I just remembered that when I made a mistake when I was a child, my mother would spank me. I was afraid that the Queen Mother would spank me too."

Guo Jia looked aggrieved, and said while clutching his ass, as if someone really wanted to vent his anger on his ass.

"Presumptuous! What kind of occasion is this? Guo Jia, you have to pay attention to your words and deeds! No one can protect you if you annoy your mother!"

After all, it was a solemn occasion, and Guo Jia's rhetoric was indeed a bit out of date.Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty said it was a reprimand rather than admonishment.

"It's okay! Aijia is not angry!" This was the fourth time that Queen Mother Dong spoke for Guo Jia tonight.

"Mr. Guo is funny and humorous, which makes Aijia very happy, but you don't lie to Aijia!"

"I dare not! I dare not!"

Guo Jia saw that when Empress Dowager Dong spoke to him, she inadvertently showed a hint of cunning.

She is telling Guo Jia that everyone knows whether what you said is true or not.It's just that Aijia is really happy, so I don't care!But don't use this to deceive Aijia!

Guo Jia gasped, the women in the palace were really not simple, and their ability to perceive words and emotions was even stronger than the high officials and famous Confucians present here, it was really scary.

"Queen, in fact, what I was most afraid of when I was a child was not my mother spanking me." Guo Jia quickly changed the subject.

"Oh, what are you afraid of?"

The queen mother became interested, and the rest of the people looked at Guo Jia with burning eyes. Although this kid is a bit vulgar, he is really interesting in his words and deeds.

"What I'm afraid of is that every time I make a mistake, I don't dare to tell my mother. But my mother can find out that something is wrong with me through the sixth sense, and then it's a frightening guess."

"Sixth sense? What is that?" Naturally, the Empress Dowager did not understand these future words.

"Oh, it's nothing, the sixth sense is actually a woman's feeling." Guo Jia quickly explained: "The Queen Mother should quickly guess why I am afraid of my mother's guessing."

"Is it because your mother always guesses wildly, which makes you feel wronged?" The Queen Mother guessed softly after a little thought.

After finishing speaking, Empress Dowager Dong stared at Guo Jia, waiting for Guo Jia's answer, which she was very interested in.

The other people present also looked at Guo Jia with great interest. Guo Jia's problem was really something they had never encountered before, and they didn't know what Guo Jia could say.

"No!" Guo Jia denied the answer.

"Is that because your mother always has a serious face when she guesses, which scares you?"

"No!" Guo Jia denied the answer again.

"Is that because your mother's guesses always turn small things into big things, which scares you?"

"No!" Guo Jia denied Queen Mother Dong's answer for the third time.

"Then why, Ai's family can't guess, you can tell Ai's family!"

After failing to guess three times in a row, Empress Dowager Dong finally gave up. It seems that the answer is not that simple.

Everyone was also thinking hard, but they couldn't think of any suitable answer.

They are a group of big shots who talk about the world all day long, but they are stumped by a family matter. It's really a bit...

So they are looking forward to Guo Jia's answer.

There was silence for a long time, until everyone got impatient with waiting, Guo Jia said quietly: "It's because the woman's guess is too accurate!"

The audience is silent, one breath, two breaths.

"Giggle!." A woman's giggle suddenly sounded in the hall. It wasn't the Queen Mother alone, even Empress He and Wang Meiren laughed.

Another breath, two breaths.

"Hahaha!." The whole hall burst out laughing. It really was a roar of laughter. Emperor Han Ling also took the lead in laughing. Many officials and Confucian scholars even laughed until their stomachs hurt.

Only the two little princes didn't smile. They looked at everyone with ignorant faces, and finally asked through the younger exit: "Father, what are you laughing at? Why can't I understand?"

"Cough cough!"

Han Lingdi immediately noticed his gaffe, and quickly stopped laughing, but how could this kind of laughter stop as soon as he wanted to? He covered his face with one hand and suppressed the smile, but it made his whole body tremble violently , which made him almost out of breath.

"Cough cough!"

His Majesty stopped laughing, and the others naturally noticed the gaffe, and quickly stopped laughing, which also resulted in a breathless coughing sound.

It's all because of Guo Jia, it's so funny. No!It's not funny at all, it's a very vulgar, tasteless joke, and it kills us all.cough cough!
"Father didn't cough cough just now!" Han Lingdi wanted to say that he didn't laugh, but he felt that it was inappropriate in the middle of speaking, so he had to change his words and use a master's trick.

"Cough cough! You will understand when you grow up! Cough cough!"

"Oh!." The little prince replied reluctantly, but he had no choice but to agree. It seems that this is not the first time his father used this trick.

Cough
After all, Emperor Han Ling was young, so he returned to normal after a while, but many officials and celebrities of His Royal Highness are old guys, and it is not so easy to catch their breath. They are still coughing, and even flushed from holding back.

This made Queen Mother Dong unhappy.

"Okay! Don't pretend all of you, don't Aijia know what you are thinking. Guo Jia's words are telling you, don't lie to women. Women are very smart and can guess everything. .”

"Yes!" From Emperor Han Ling to the great general, from the great general to the famous Confucian officials, everyone can only agree. Today is the queen mother's birthday, and the queen mother's status is the highest in the audience. Who dares to say no?
It's just that everyone's expressions are a little weird. Has the taste of the birthday banquet changed a bit?

"Remember, you should do less stealthy things in the future, women know everything!"

"Cough cough!"

At the end, Empress Dowager Dong added another sentence, which made everyone cough again and again, and their faces flushed. They were blushing before, but now they are blushing.

Which of the men present has not had any romantic affairs, and they usually even use these flamboyant things as talking points to flatter themselves, but this kind of thing can't be talked about in a formal occasion anyway.

The taste of today's birthday banquet has really changed!
Han Lingdi smiled helplessly, and could only blame the culprit Guo Jia.

"Guo"

But just as he was about to speak, he was interrupted.

"The empress mother's words are very reasonable, and the concubines think so!"

Empress He and Wang Meiren actually agreed with Empress Dowager Dong's words, which is simply impossible for them who have always been enemies.

The three women agree, what else can Emperor Han Ling say?
Three women in one play, even the most respected Emperor Ling of Han would not dare to offend three women at the same time.

Therefore, he decided to put all the crimes on Guo Jia!
(End of this chapter)