The super life extension system of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 124 Became Zhang Rang Zhao Zhong's Colleague

"Queen, Guo Jia made you so happy today, you should reward him well." Han Lingdi said suddenly.

reward?Guo Jia's eyes sparkled instantly.

Even though you, a cheapskate emperor, still have some tolerance, you just need to give me all these congratulatory gifts.

Guo Jia stared at the congratulatory gift and naturally couldn't escape Emperor Han Ling's eyes. Emperor Han Ling smiled complacently, and a cunning flashed in his eyes.

"The Ai family also wants to reward Guo Jia, but I don't know what to reward him?" The queen mother hesitated.

If you have anything to think about, give me the congratulatory gift, I will reluctantly accept it, and I will never refuse it.

Guo Jia was in a hurry!It is in vain for you to claim to be smart people, you can't even think of this.

"Does the queen mother like Guo Jia very much, and I hope he can make you so happy every day?" Han Lingdi asked.

"Yes! Your Majesty, you are the lord of the great man. You have to deal with all kinds of affairs all day long, and you don't have time to accompany Aijia. If you have a pistachio like Guo Jia accompanying Aijia, how happy will you be?" the Queen Mother said expectantly.

Want me to stay with you?sure!As long as you give me all the congratulatory gifts, not to mention making you happy, three, four, or one hundred companions are fine.

Of course, I'm not a showman.

Oh, no!It's a show, not a body!
Hearing the queen mother's answer, Han Lingdi smiled slyly: "Queen mother, my son has a way to solve this problem!"

"Oh!" Empress Dowager Dong's eyes became kind in an instant: "Your Majesty, tell me, what can you do?"

"Guo Jia is a scribe, and he is a normal man. Naturally, he cannot enter the palace casually." Han Lingdi induced.

"Yeah, the Ai family is also worried about this problem." The queen mother was very cooperative, and Han Lingdi was very happy.

Nonsense, I am of course a normal man.Why are you talking so much nonsense, do you want to give me a gift, cheapskate.

"But what if he enters the palace completely? Wouldn't he be able to accompany the queen mother day and night, and fulfill his filial piety?" Han Lingdi said viciously.

"Yeah, why didn't the Ai family think of it?" The queen mother suddenly realized, enlightened, and enlightened.

Purify and enter the palace?What's the meaning?
Guo Jia looked at Emperor Han Ling and Empress Dowager Dong suspiciously, and found that they did not answer his interest, so he looked at the surrounding officials and celebrities.

But he found that everyone was staring at him.Do not!To be precise, he was staring at the middle of Guo Jia's legs.

Guo Jia only felt the hairs all over his body stand on his head, what are you doing?Could it be that there was a tradition of men and women in the Han Dynasty?And there are so many people together?
Well thought out, even if I wanted a man, I wouldn't look for old men like you.

cough cough! .No, young men and young men are not okay, my sexual orientation is normal, I only like women.

"Empress Dowager, the slaves seconded the proposal. If Guo Jiajing enters the palace, he will definitely become our best one!"

The speaker, Guo Jia, knew him, and it was Zhang Rang, one of the two giants in Zhongchang Shi, "Father".

One of you, hahaha!What are you kidding?Who would want to be your colleague or partner?
and many more!

Purify and enter the palace?Does this mean entering the palace as a eunuch?
Guo Jia's entire face turned blue, and he looked at Emperor Han Ling and Empress Dowager Dong as if seeking an answer, but got their affirmative gazes.

In an instant, Guo Jia's face turned from blue to white, without a trace of blood.

Damn, are you playing with me?Cheapskate!

I don't want all your congratulatory gifts, can't I?I only want half!
Do not!I don't want half of it either.I only need a third!

Do not!I don't want one-third, I don't want anything, as long as I don't let me get clean, I can give you the Hall of Fame.

"Your Majesty, you can...don't be kidding."

Sensing the ambiguous gazes of Jian Shuo, Zhang Rang, Zhao Zhong and a group of future "colleagues", Guo Jia became confused, frightened, and panicked.
"You are not joking! Can I make a joke?"

Han Lingdi's face changed and he became cold.Why, what about the lively conversation just now?Do you know that you are afraid now?

"Your Majesty, of course Your Majesty will not joke. But"

In this case, Guo Jia could only keep smiling.I swear secretly in my heart that I will want you to become a eunuch for Lao Tzu in the future.

"But what? Don't you want to enter the palace to accompany the Queen Mother?"

Emperor Han Ling was very cold, and the empress dowager's face was not good-looking, which made Guo Jia feel overwhelmed, and finally let him understand the feeling of everyone just now.

"Of course I am willing. But I am the only son in my family, and I am burdened with the task of carrying on the family line. Confucius said: There are three ways to be unfilial, and the greatest thing is to have no descendants!" Guo Jia hurriedly found an excuse for himself.

"Guo Fengxiao, let me remind you, my ancestors never said this!"

At the critical moment, Kong Rong also stood up to make trouble, and Guo Jia's face became even more ugly.

(Damn it), you are not Confucius, how do you know that Confucius never said it.What if he said it, are you going to bark like a dog?
No, this is not the time to be entangled in this issue, my business is not over yet.

"Your Majesty, no matter who said it, I can't let Guo Jia's bloodline be cut off here, so how can I have the face to see my ancestors again in the future?"

Fuck ghosts and gods!To fuck Heaven, Territory!
If you really have spirits, strike down this cheapskate emperor with a bolt of lightning!
If you can't kill this bastard, then kill me. If I become a eunuch, I would rather be killed by a thunderbolt.

bang ka ka-

Suddenly, there was a thunderous sound outside, which made the whole hall tremble.

A thunderclap in the blue sky startled everyone.Guo Jia's heart trembled even more, didn't he, really want to kill Lao Tzu?

Come on, I haven't lived enough.Speak slowly if you have something to say, it's not impossible to discuss the eunuch's affairs!

When I live to be 90 years old, there are many wives and concubines, and the house is full of children and grandchildren. I have no problem with you chopping me into ashes. Being a eunuch is even more trivial.

"Oh, so that's the case. I don't want Guo Jia to let you down on my ancestors, but I also have to consider the mood of my mother. It's really a dilemma!" Han Lingdi looked helpless, as if he was really in a dilemma.

"Well, I'll give you a chance. If you can come up with a solution that can make the queen mother happy and ensure the succession of the family, I'll do as you like."

snort!I have given you a chance, as for whether you can grasp it, then don't blame me.

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At this moment, Guo Jia's only thought was: to rush up and strip Emperor Han Ling's pants, give him a hard spanking, and then throw him into the pigsty, making him the old sow's favorite.

How wicked!Are you giving me a chance?Even if I am a god, I can't think of a way to get the best of both worlds in a short while.

There is no way to survive, but there is a way to die. At worst, I will fight with you.

But what about sisters and sisters?I'm dead, who will protect them?
Do you really want me to bear the humiliation and learn from Sima Qian?Do you want to learn from Goujian?The humiliation in the crotch learned from Han Xin?

sorry!I am not a tortoise!
At worst, I will learn from Lin Xiangru once, and point my sword at the tyrant!Return to Zhao after finishing "Bi"!
(What does Bi refer to here, please imagine for yourself. In addition, don’t tell me if you see it!)

ps: please collect, please recommend tickets!
ps2: Here is a name-calling campaign, everyone is welcome to name the name they want to appear in this book, and the author will choose according to the situation.Of course, I don't guarantee that this person will become a unparalleled general like Pan Feng, or a colleague of Zhang Rang and Zhao Zhong.

(End of this chapter)