My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 82 Part 84 Earthy Love Talk Contest (1)

Feng Chengcheng was woken up by the laughing and laughing of Miser and Mao Shuangshuang downstairs.

After confirming last night that Bai Suzhen's handsome man likes to eat cooked food and doesn't like "low-level" creatures like cannibals, she slept peacefully and had a good night's sleep.

And as soon as she opened her eyes, she met a fluffy thing. Feng Chengcheng took a closer look, wasn't it Jiuqianli's furry cat head? !
"Who told you to climb into my bed?" Feng Chengcheng asked in a hoarse voice, turning over helplessly.

"This is where I used to sleep." Jiu Qianli's lazy voice came.

"..."

The next moment, a certain cat was thrown out of the room.

"... It's getting more and more fierce." The cute cat face stared at the closed door.

After changing his clothes and going downstairs, he happened to meet Chun Hongxing holding a plate of steamed buns for Mao Shuangshuang. Feng Chengcheng took a look and asked suspiciously, "Why is the little girl here to eat?"

"Sister Chengcheng, my mother went to the city center to solicit sponsorship, don't worry about me being alone at home, let me come and play with Uncle Miser." Mao Shuangshuang smiled at Feng Chengcheng while biting the delicious steamed stuffed bun.

Tiger King Jiuqianli was also lying on the chair, eating the small dried fish that Chun Hongxing made for him, glared at Feng Chengcheng and turned his head arrogantly.

"What kind of sponsorship do you want? Do you get any money?" Feng Chengcheng asked curiously, and also took the buns that Chun Hongxing handed over and ate them.

"In three days' time, Moling Village will hold the first activity to celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day - the local love talk contest. Ma Cuicui, as the women's director of the village, assists the village committee in organizing this event well. She is the deputy leader of the event planning team. So Ma Cuicui followed the team leader and the village chief to the city to get sponsorship." The miser brought a glass of milk to Mao Shuangshuang, and after explaining to Feng Chengcheng, he said to Mao Shuangshuang lovingly, "Eat more, your Aunt Hongxing's The craftsmanship is good, eat as much as you want!"

"Sponsorship? What earth flavor competition?" Feng Chengcheng chewed on the meaning of these words, "Does the earth flavor competition mean that whoever eats the most earth flavor will win? What earth flavor? Rabbit meat? Dog meat? Weasel meat ?”

"...It's a local love talk contest, compared to three-line poems!" Hao Wutong explained to Feng Chengcheng speechlessly.

"Oh..." Feng Chengcheng pursed his lips regretfully, "If it's food competition, I can get one, and the miser can get one, maybe I can win a prize!"

"Meow!" Because of Mao Shuangshuang's presence, Jiuqianli concentrated on being his own cat in order to avoid frightening the children by revealing his identity, and replaced all his words with meow.

However, people with spiritual power and spells, bah, it’s good to be a cat demon. Except for Mao Shuangshuang, who heard a meow, everyone else heard the following:

"Think beautifully!"

"..." Feng Chengcheng couldn't argue with a cat in front of Mao Shuangshuang, so he kicked the chair where a certain cat was lying on as a warning, and then asked with interest: "How much is this sponsorship? Is it a red envelope?" ?"

"Yeah!" Mao Shuangshuang nodded, "Listen to my mother, the first prize is a 5000 yuan red envelope sponsored by the owner of the largest chicken farm in the village next door and the honorary title of spokesperson for the chicken farm for one year; the second prize is Luguang Preserved Egg Factory The 3000 yuan red envelope sponsored and a box of Songhuajiang Songhua preserved eggs; the third prize is the 1000 yuan red envelope sponsored by the noodle factory owner and a bag of hand-rolled noodles made by my mother."

"It sounds richer!" Feng Chengcheng's eyes lit up again when he heard that he was rich. Those who eat fish, if this continues, it will be a miserable time for her to work hard to earn money to support her family!

"Yeah, with the publicity these days, there have been a lot of people signing up. My mother is going to get a participation award today. I heard that she is talking about the owner of a [-]-acre vegetable greenhouse and wants to give everyone some vegetables. And hair rope..." Mao Shuangshuang finished eating a bun, stretched out her hand, and the miser quickly handed over another bun.

"Who are the people who signed up?" Feng Chengcheng asked curiously, first to inquire about the enemy's situation.

"Aunt Li in the east, Brother Gousheng, Uncle Wang in the south, Grandma Hu who has been widowed for 30 years, and our classmate Kong Damao who always has a snotty nose... There are many of them. I heard that Grandma Ye who raises chickens and Grandma Ye His husband, Grandpa Wu, has also signed up!"

"Both Ye Xiaoji and Wu Lin have signed up?" Feng Chengcheng slapped the table, "It's really embarrassing. We are not invited to such a good thing. They must want to steal the bonus!"

"That's right!" Miser nodded in agreement.

"Okay, I've made a decision. All of us will participate in the local love talk competition, and strive to win first, second and third place, and take home all prize money!" Feng Chengcheng announced loudly.

"Okay!" Mao Shuangshuang burst into laughter, "It must be very fun to have Sister Chengcheng join! I can sign up for you, and when my mother comes back, I will let her register for you!"

"Very good!" Feng Chengcheng cast admiring glances at Mao Shuangshuang, "It's not in vain to hurt you, and your buns are not in vain!"

"That's it, I don't know whose daughter it is!" Miser hurriedly answered.

"Meow!" There was another meow, but everyone clearly heard Jiu Qianli's voice: "I won't participate!"

"No, no!" Feng Chengcheng hastily retorted, "One more person occupying the quota means one more person has the hope of winning, Shuangshuang, you report me, your brother Jiuqian, Uncle Miser, Aunt Hongxing, and Uncle Wutong. Name, Uncle Xiaoyu, Sister Xiaomei, write them all down!"

"Okay!" Mao Shuangshuang snapped his fingers and remembered, "There are 7 people in total!"

"Oh, yes, there's another one!" Feng Chengcheng patted his head, "A pervert lives on the third floor, named Bai Suzhen, you write it in the registration too!"

"Okay." Mao Shuangshuang nodded. Although she was a little curious about this new "pervert" who had never met before, she was obedient and sensible and didn't ask too much.

"Haha, just wait for us to win the prize. During this period of time, you all practice hard!" Feng Chengcheng was dreaming of his own spring and autumn dream, feeling that three bulging red envelopes were waving towards him.

"Meow (I object)!"

"Objection is invalid!" Feng Chengcheng showed a strange smile, "If you dare to be disobedient, I will take advantage of your current appearance and shave all your cat hair off!"

"..." Jiuqianli curled his cat's mouth and didn't speak any more.Seeing Feng Chengcheng's high spirits, he will definitely be forced to regain his human form within three days. Hey, pretending to be a cat seems impossible!
"But what are the rules of the game?" Feng Chengcheng decided to prepare first.

"It's very simple, everyone creates works on the spot, just go up and read them. You can confess, you can read poems, you can sing, you can even rap! Then the judges will score!" Mao Shuangshuang explained.

"Then can we form a team?" Hao Wutong asked.

"Yes!" Mao Shuangshuang nodded, "The competition system is determined by the owner of the chicken farm, the largest sponsor, and it can be done as convenient as it is. There are no strict requirements!"

"Okay! Then Hong Xing and I are in the husband and wife team!" Hao Wutong patted his thigh, then turned around and flirted with Chun Hong Xing.

"Then this is too casual..." Feng Chengcheng complained, "But hey, I like it!"

Doesn't the more casual it means the higher their probability of winning?
"Then who is the judge?" Chun Hongxing also became interested.

"It's the three major sponsors!" Mao Shuangshuang revealed everything he knew. Anyway, it's not a big secret, everyone in the village knows it! "A scoring system is adopted, the full score is [-], and the average score is used."

Everyone nodded.

Feng Chengcheng rubbed his chin, pondered and asked Mao Shuangshuang: "If it's so casual, can our ostrich compete?"

"..."

----------------

In the evening, it started to rain again, and Jiu Qianli lay lazily on the sofa, staring at the dining room not far away where Feng Chengcheng was holding a small blackboard to give Chun Hongxing, Hao Wutong, the miser and the one who was dragged in. Xiao Yu and The Little Mermaid are giving lectures, the content of the lecture is exactly - how to win all the awards in the earthy love story contest!
Jiu Qianli shook his head, for the energetic Feng Chengcheng, he was really funny and helpless.

"You like that female doll, don't you?" a deep voice came from behind.

"Everyone in this house knows about it." Jiuqianli Mao didn't even raise his eyelids, knowing that the person who appeared behind him was the person who fought against him last night. "Although she doesn't dare to face it now, she will be mine sooner or later. No matter what your purpose is for coming here, just remember not to provoke her."

"With your current ability, don't you think it's ridiculous to say such things to me?" The man rubbed his hand, with a hint of sarcasm at the corner of his mouth.

"Do you think I was really beaten back to my original shape by you?" There was a smile in the cat's eyes, and there was some imperceptible anger in the lazy voice, "I just borrowed your hand to let her see something clearly. In the face of some truths, last night I felt that you had no malicious intentions, so you didn't use your full strength. If you want to fight to the death, I will be happy to accompany you."

"Forget it." The man chuckled, "I don't want to get involved in your mundane affairs, but I'm very interested in this girl's body that holds everything. Such a body should be able to be lent to any spirit body to survive. Bar……"

"Don't touch her." Warned coldly, the cat that was originally cute, but now its hairs were all bristling.

"You guys are quite an interesting group of people..." Bai Suzhen ignored the kitten's anger, looked at Feng Chengcheng, who was speaking, and the people who were nodding like chickens pecking rice, with playful smiles in their eyes .

It seems that living here will not be boring at all...

"Hey, Suzhen!" Feng Chengcheng received Bai Suzhen's gaze and waved to him excitedly, "We are going to participate in the village's rustic love talk competition, I signed up for you, do you really want to participate?" ?”

Bai Suzhen raised his eyebrows, what is it, a local love talk contest?Chicken eating contest?
"It's a contest of love words..." the miser explained.

"Master Bai probably won't participate..." Chun Hongxing looked at that dangerously glamorous face. If he went with this face, the whole village would vote for him, right?
"Talk about love?" Bai Su really thought it was a bit funny, he glanced at a certain cat that was warning him with eyes that he would die if he dared to agree to the competition, and the corner of his mouth curled up in a playful way, "Is it okay to say love to anyone?"

"Who do you want to tell?" The cat's eyes narrowed slightly, and a dangerous atmosphere began to spread.

"Of course, it's also okay for Xu Xian and Xu Daguan who you miss so much. That's the best time to announce to the whole world that you love him! To thank me for signing up for you, I will give you all the prizes and glory. How about it?" Feng Chengcheng hurriedly encouraged Bai Suzhen who seemed to have a little interest.

If you pull this person into your team, based on that face, who will give you a low score!

It would be even better if the owner of the chicken farm, the owner of the preserved egg factory, and the owner of the noodle factory were all women. If he fell in love with Bai Suzhen and offered to keep him, he could justifiably kick him out , Hahaha, I am really smart!
"..." The man was silent for a while, then nodded, "Okay, as you wish."

Everyone opened their mouths in surprise, but the cat on the sofa was jumping up and down on the sofa in anger.

Feng Chengcheng was also surprised, no way, could it be that Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian are actually a gay couple? !The relationship between the two was so touching, and it was later promoted to the mountains and even put on the screen? !Maybe it's because the homosexual relationship can't pass the national inspection, so I had to change Bai Suzhen's gender to female? !

Legends, indeed they are all legends, they are so exciting!

Feng Chengcheng fell into his own fantasy and couldn't extricate himself...

Others were also surprised that Master Bai, who had always been so aloof and indifferent to worldly affairs, condescended to participate in the rustic love talk contest with these ants? !

Could it be because the hibernation has passed, and Mr. Bai has also started to be restless because of the summer heat?

And Bai Suzhen, who was purely out to get angry with a cat who spoke rudely, didn't know that there were so many fantasies in everyone's heads. He waved his sleeves and was about to go upstairs...

"Whoever doesn't go will get hemorrhoids!" Jiuqian Liqi gritted his teeth provocatively from behind.

"..." Bai Suzhen's raised footsteps suddenly stopped...

Feng Chengcheng continues to be trapped in his own fantasy. If Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian are really a good gay couple, then what role does Fa Hai play in this?Is it actually a bloody love triangle, you love me, I love him, and he loves him? !
Ah... Bai Suzhen, a mysterious gay guy!

Feng Chengcheng stared at Bai Suzhen's leaving back, his eyes sparkled!
I didn't realize that I had cultivated the great spirit of gossip in the valley!

Looking at the familiar words of the two and the warm eyes of a certain woman at this moment, Jiu Qianli felt a tightness in his chest. Shouldn't things be under his control? Why does it seem... a little out of control?

Feng Chengcheng, you are a heartless woman who forgets her friends when she sees sex, and forgets cats when she sees sex!
The rain outside was getting heavier and heavier... The man who returned to the third floor put down the curtains, and skillfully lit another cigarette. The smoke was lingering, and a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of the man's mouth...

　_=(=(д=(д) Today is Friday, the author is going to be lazy for a while! I will update a little less~ See you at the local love talk competition tomorrow~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)