My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 83 Part 85 Earthy Love Talk Contest (2)

With the sound of gongs and drums, the first local love talk competition in Moling Village kicked off in the bright sunshine.

Fortunately, Feng Chengcheng had assigned Miser to occupy a good seat in the front row, so he could sit safely in the crowd.

Unexpectedly, the power of the countryside is so great. There are hundreds of people from the villages and villages. I heard that there are a total of [-] people who have officially participated on the stage.

Feng Chengcheng counted with his fingers, his side forcefully pulled over, plus he has a total of ten people, so the probability of winning No.1 is 9.25%!
This is too low!
The corners of Feng Chengcheng's mouth twitched, but he turned his head and looked at the judges. There were three judges in total, and they were the three who provided the sponsorship—the chicken farm owner who sponsored 5000 yuan, a middle-aged woman in her 40s, wearing a finger-thick At this moment, he is holding a small mirror to apply some pale foundation on his face;

The director of the preserved egg factory who sponsored 3000 yuan is a skinny man who looks a little girly. He is about 50 years old. He has a small goatee and wears overalls. He is using a small comb to comb his thinning hair. , so as to cover the Mediterranean Sea that is shining brightly;

The last representative of the noodle factory who sponsored 1000 yuan and some additional vegetable gift packs was a gentle young girl in her 20s wearing glasses. Fendai, her face is clean and calm.

Feng Chengcheng thought to himself, wondering if these people would be interested in the person in his hands, and whether a skin like Bai Suzhen could kill both men and women?
But——Bai Suzhen, why is it about to start, and this person hasn't come yet?
Feng Chengcheng looked around uneasily, looking for Bai Suzhen's shadow. When she couldn't bear to stand up and take a closer look, she found that from the direction of the villa, Bai Suzhen was holding a white paper umbrella and wearing a white gown. An antique hairpin holds her long hair, but most of her hair is still blowing behind her in the wind. Her face is like a dream, with enchanting eyebrows and eyes. She walks slowly from a distance, her steps are calm and elegant, with a peerless elegance. Instead of pursing her lips tightly and looking cold, she really looks like a beautiful woman.

Furious!Full of anger!

Feng Chengcheng was attracted to everyone's eyes, and looked at Bai Suzhen, who was pretending to be 13, with disdain. He looks like it!
But on one side, the little girls and big girls from ten miles and eight villages, even young women and old women, were attracted. The younger ones exclaimed: "Wow, you are a cosplay master! So handsome!"

"Yes, yes, this is really the same as the lover in my dream!"

"Hey, that's the lover of my dreams!"

"..." Feng Chengcheng covered his ears speechlessly, and moved his feet slightly away from the little girls who were screaming loudly and making noise in his ears.

"Oh, such a handsome young man is as handsome as my former lover!" A white-haired old woman leaned on a cane and showed off to the aunt beside her, "The young man who chased me back then was also so handsome!"

"That's not it!" The aunt next to her with curly hair and a red blush like a monkey's butt on her face continued, "Like my dead ghost, I'm in the wind, I see, I really didn't waste my day Dress up specially, I am really going to score twice, the spring breeze is blowing!"

"..." Feng Chengcheng was even more speechless, so he had no choice but to pull the miser next to him and block him from his side.

Who knew that when the two of them saw the miser who suddenly appeared with an embarrassing smile, they immediately began to yell in disgust. She is as beautiful as a flower, so there is no need to chase after her like this!"

Feng Chengcheng cast an admiring look, Auntie, although you are extremely narcissistic and think too highly of yourself, you are very accurate when it comes to others, and you can see the poverty of a miser at a glance!
The miser was inexplicably stunned, and before he could utter a word, the old woman over there was already clutching her chest, with a painful expression on her face, "Where did this ugly monster that stained my old woman's eyes come from, Aunt Li, Help me over there quickly, I am going blind!"

The miser stared wide-eyed, pointing at the back of the aunt who tacitly cooperated with the old woman to help her leave, hesitated to speak, and remained silent for a long time.

"Haha..." Feng Chengcheng laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist. This old woman is so funny, she said her eyes hurt, but she held her chest. Feng Chengcheng laughed and patted the miser on the shoulder, "Miser, you did a good job." , your face is really invincible!"

"Miss, this is a personal attack!" The miser looked helpless, he didn't look very good, and that's because he was a ghost. Have you seen any miser who looks so good-looking? !

"Uncle Miser, you are not ugly at all. In Shuangshuang's heart, you are as powerful as Spiderman!" Mao Shuangshuang sneaked over from Ma Cuicui, heard the conversation of several people, and hurriedly comforted Miser.

When the miser heard "not ugly", he immediately felt comforted. Others can say he is ugly, as long as Ya'er says he is not ugly, he is not ugly.

However, when he heard about Spider-Man, his face immediately collapsed again, and he said to Mao Shuangshuang solemnly: "Shuangshuang, uncle doesn't have any big demands, not to mention being as handsome as those stars, but in the future, can we not take uncle Compared with something like a spider spirit, Uncle thinks he is better than a spider spirit, right?"

"???" This time, the hair-changing couple stood in place with a dazed expression on their faces.

Feng Chengcheng suppressed his smile and ignored the two people who were staring at him, and then looked at Bai Suzhen, everyone had already moved out of the way, and Bai Suzhen had already walked in front of him in a blink of an eye.

"Come on, Big Cousin!" Feng Chengcheng ignored all kinds of gazes cast by the crowd, and greeted Bai Suzhen with a natural face, saying that Big Cousin is not too big or too small, just enough for everyone around to hear.

Only then did everyone look a little kinder, especially towards the girls who were Bai Suzhen's nymphomaniac, and then they looked a little kinder towards Feng Chengcheng.

"Big cousin?" Bai Suzhen's handsome man raised his eyebrows, and Feng Chengcheng, who was addressing him out of nowhere, naturally sat on the right side of Feng Chengcheng, put away the white paper umbrella in his hand, and looked at it with a refined and refined look. sit on the chair.

Feng Chengcheng smiled and was about to ask him if he was hiding on the third floor and didn't want to come, but when he still came, there was another commotion in the crowd, and the voices of discussion and nympho were a little higher than before.

Feng Chengcheng looked up, and it was Jiu Qianli who was following him, wearing casual clothes, lazily putting one hand in his pocket, scratching the back of his head with the other, and yawning, coming this way, that kind of lazy The lazy and arrogant look is very popular among the girls who have watched too many TV dramas, and there are many discussions, "Oh my god, is this the handsome guy who lives in the villa halfway up the mountain, and he came out?"

"That's right, that's right, he's that handsome guy on the mountainside! Oh my god, he winked at me, ah...my heart is about to melt!"

"My mother, he looks handsome and cute, his eyes are so beautiful, and his mouth looks a little naughty, I like every expression he looks like!!"

Feng Chengcheng blocked his ears, thinking about whether to launch the miser's power again, unexpectedly, Ye Xiaoji and Wu Lin were one step ahead of her, rushed over to her, nodded and bowed, "Master Ninth, are you here?"

"Master Bai is here too, have you seen it?" Ye Xiaoji quietly bumped Wu Lin with her elbow, and Wu Lin asked cautiously.

"I've seen it." Jiu Qianli replied lazily, and glanced at Bai Suzhen who was sitting next to Feng Chengcheng, with an inexplicable emotion flashing in his eyes, "Have you heard that my lord was knocked down by that person?" It's on the ground, now you should bow your head and say hello to Master Bai."

"Look at what you're talking about!" Ye Xiaoji and Wu Lin immediately became a little uneasy when they heard it, and Ye Xiaoji immediately flattered her with a smooth tongue, "Although Mr. Bai is something we can't afford to offend, But your position in our hearts is unshakable, not only in us, but also in Chengcheng's heart. I think Chengcheng is much more enthusiastic towards you than he is to Mr. Bai. Look, Chengcheng is passionately towards you Beckon!"

Jiu Qianli saw that it wasn't, Feng Chengcheng was grinning at him, waving and jumping up and down, for fear that he wouldn't see the small seat she occupied.

After hearing Ye Xiaoji's words, Jiuqianli smiled warmly, and his tone became more relaxed, "Okay, don't offer treasures here, you can just call it Lord Bai, my lord hasn't given it yet He put it in his eyes, besides, it’s not a bad thing.”

As he said that, he smiled and walked towards Feng Chengcheng quickly. As soon as he walked in front of Feng Chengcheng, before he could speak, Feng Chengcheng pulled him to the seat on his left and sat down, and then the voice of gnashing teeth came over, "You Why is it slower than Bai Suzhen, you can't even compare to a dead sissy, why don't you return to your human form, and change back to your stupid cat form!"

"Didn't you ask me to use the aggressive method to force this kid here? If I hadn't changed back into a human form and said that he must be less popular than me and have lower scores than me, he would have stayed on the third floor and refused to come!" Qianli was inexplicably relieved when she heard Feng Chengcheng call Bai Su a real motherfucker.

What does it matter if there are other men next to the woman I like, my woman doesn't treat her as a man at all, but as a sister!

Hearing Jiuqianli's explanation, Feng Chengcheng immediately gave him an appreciative look, "Okay, after we win the first prize, go back and eat hot pot!"

"Deal!" The two exchanged glances, sympathetic to each other.

Feng Chengcheng also breathed a sigh of relief.

Jiuqianli, who originally said it would take a week to recover his human form, now that he insisted on stewing various tonics for him, he tricked the miser to catch leeches in the river, catch bats in the cave, dig earthworms in the ground, and cook a pot of random things." The tonic was brought to Jiuqianli's "care" in front of him, Jiuqianli wrinkled his cat's face and tried his best to avoid it, and finally made a promise that he would return to his original form before the love talk contest, Feng Chengcheng let him go.

Jiuqianli patted his cat's chest with his cat's paw, and watched Feng Chengcheng pour a pot of black things into the trash can with lingering fear, and then threw it away, he was relieved, thinking that he was really careless, but Feng Chengcheng What a dead person to raise, she was the number one person in Lu Guangshi back then, it seems that I can't continue to play tricks on her when I become a tiger king!
So within two days, Jiuqianli pretended to be full of vigor and returned to human form. Of course, after returning to human form, Bai Suzhen, who had known everything for a long time, often rolled his eyes and expressed contempt.

So the two didn't have any deep hatred, but they still couldn't get along. Fortunately, Feng Chengcheng was there. For some reason, Feng Chengcheng and Bai Suzhen seemed to be very warm, and Bai Suzhen would listen to Feng Chengcheng's words, probably because Feng Chengcheng was the only one who didn't People who are afraid of him.

Thinking of this, Jiu Qianli moved his chair silently, moved a little closer to Feng Chengcheng, and glanced at the distance between Bai Suzhen and Feng Chengcheng.

Very well, beside Bai Suzhen sat the honest Xiao Yu, who was staring intently at the little mermaid who was curiously looking at the people around him, Bai Suzhen seemed to be very interested in Xiao Yu, and was poking Xiao Yu's foot with an umbrella, unfortunately Xiao Yu Yu didn't respond at all, so Bai Suzhen continued poking...

"..." Jiu Qianli felt that he seemed to be worrying too much?
Ye Xiaoji and Wu Lin, who had witnessed everything silently behind Master Ninth, wiped the sweat from their brows, and Ye Xiaoji proudly said to Wu Lin, "Let me tell you, Master Ninth's life gate is Chengcheng, as long as Chengcheng cares more He, he won't care about our attitude towards Lord Bai!"

Wu Lin nodded in agreement, "My wife, you are right, I think Chengcheng is really extraordinary, even Lord Bai can be moved by her!"

Just muttering, there is already a host on stage. The host is a middle-aged woman in her 40s, with a big face and short hair. She is wearing a small suit, but it doesn't fit her well, because she has a middle-aged figure. The clothes set off her figure in four words-beautiful round and jade smooth.

However, the host had a loud voice as soon as he opened his mouth, and he didn't have any stage fright at all. As soon as he talked, the scene immediately quieted down. If you speak with your ears, others really can't hear you!

The host first introduced the judges below, then introduced the leading cadres in the village, and finally briefly explained the rules. The rules are very simple and have just been perfected. The first round is three-line poems, and the top three with the highest scores are selected Ten entered the second round; the second round was an affectionate confession, using one sentence to impress the judges, and the top ten were selected; the last round was temporarily kept secret, saying that the rules would not be revealed until the top ten competed to prevent anyone from cheating.

The corners of Feng Chengcheng's mouth twitched. Everyone is participating in a country competition, and they have to guard against others cheating. Could it be that his obvious faction of forming a team to participate in the competition has been seen by others? !
Before she had time to think about it, the host's voice had already pulled her back.

The host said enthusiastically: "Not much nonsense, we have invited the first contestant to compete today - Bald Qiang... What's the name of Bald Qiang? Hehe, this may be a stage name, everyone applauds welcome!"

When Feng Chengcheng and the others heard the name of the first person, they couldn't laugh or cry. Who knew that once Bald Qiang stood up, everyone knew why he was called Bald Qiang. The beard really looks exactly like Bald Qiang!
As soon as he entered the stage, the audience below immediately burst into laughter.

Bald Qiang touched his bald head embarrassingly, and said with a microphone, "I'm from the village next door. Bald Qiang is my nickname. Today I'm here to tell my neighbor Xiong Da...cough...cough ...Miss Xiong Dafang..."

I don't know whether it was intentional or not, when Bald Qiang talked about Xiong Dafang, he started coughing after talking about Xiong Dafang. Everyone thought his target was really Xiong Dafang, so they laughed again. After laughing for a while, they heard him continue to say Xiong Dafang .

"I like her very much!" Bald Qiang mustered up his courage, opened his mouth and began to read a three-line poem:

"I cut down trees, and it is illegal for you to persuade me to cut down trees.
That's why I stopped in time and didn't get caught by the police
I think you are right, everything you say is right! "

After speaking, he stood on the stage, and the audience laughed together again.

Feng Chengcheng and the others also looked confused, except for Xiao Yu, the Little Mermaid, Ye Xiaoji, Chun Hongxing and others who were brought here for no reason, who were thoughtful. It turns out that three-line poems look like this. Li and Bai Suzhen fell silent.

What was even more frightening was at the back. The mustache from the preserved egg factory stood up excitedly, holding up the score card in his hand, "9 points! Very good! Very just! I will give 9 points!"

"..." Feng Chengcheng couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head and said to his team beside him and behind him, "You can see that this kind of rubbish can get 9 points, cheer me up and give them all! I will compare!"

Feng Chengcheng couldn't help rubbing her forehead. Her previous worries were superfluous. If she didn't get the first place in this kind of competition, it would be the most embarrassing thing in her life! ! !

　A sneaky update.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)