My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 84 Part 86 Earthy Love Talk Contest (3)

Fortunately, the other two judges were still sensible, silently holding up the "3 points" and "2 points" signs.

The owner of the chicken factory didn't care about the owner of the preserved egg factory at all, picked up the microphone and commented: "Go back and live with your Xiong Da, don't cut down trees anymore! Also, practice your language skills!"

After speaking, he waved his hand to signal the next player to enter the field.

So the bald strong player finally got a score of 4.67 and stepped down.

The second person to come on stage was the lame Uncle Wang from the south. Uncle Wang came on stage leaning on crutches. The host at the side hurriedly helped him a few times. Ma Cuicui quickly moved a chair up to let Uncle Wang sit on the stage.

Uncle Wang sat down and began to compose a three-line poem: "Ah—old lady—that's my leg

You are a dog, you are a dog's leg,
I can not leave you! "

The voice is loud and firm, the tone is sincere and affectionate, but the content...

Everyone held back their laughter, and looked at Uncle Wang's wife, only to see that the old lady's face was completely darkened, neither smiling nor angry, with an embarrassed look on her face, and she was busy winking at the embarrassing old guy on the stage to tell him to get off the stage quickly.

Uncle Wang was very stubborn, and he would not step down until the judges scored, so the owner of the chicken farm and the mustache of the preserved egg factory gave "5 points". Sympathy, gave "5.5 points".

But at least it is a little bit stronger than the bald head, scoring 5.17 points.

Jiu Qianli looked at Feng Chengcheng, who was smiling crookedly beside him, and silently stretched out an arm. Feng Chengcheng smiled and climbed onto Jiu Qianli's arm, keeping himself from lying on the ground laughing.

"Jiuqian, these people are so humorous!" Feng Chengcheng laughed until he lost all strength.

Jiuqianli looked at her smiling, and couldn't help being happy in his heart. He also found this very interesting. In his previous life, he really didn't feel happy after meeting Feng Chengcheng.

The corner of Bai Suzhen's mouth also curled into a smile, and he answered Feng Chengcheng's words, "I rarely come into contact with these human beings, and I didn't expect them to be so simple and kind that they are a bit stupid, and they are very different from the people in the past."

"These people are really different from those in the city," Feng Chengcheng also agreed. Born into a nouveau riche, she has been in contact with the best since she was a child, and the circle is also rich and powerful, but that kind of There are even more dirty things in the circle, and it is really not as clean and comfortable as these people in the countryside. "It seems that everyone is here to support the show and get together to have fun, but they really don't care about the bonus."

"Otherwise, let's just go up and talk casually, money is so vulgar..." Jiuqianli continued.

"No!" Feng Chengcheng hastily pinched the arm that was being held by him, causing Jiu Qianli to change his expression in an instant.

"You really don't know how difficult it is to raise a big family. Now there are six of them. Miser eats a lot. You are picky about what you eat. Hao Wutong eats five meals a day, and the Little Mermaid and Ye Xiaoji bring their families to eat from time to time. , even that stupid ostrich is eating more and more leaves, you don't want us to drink the northwest wind in the future!" Feng Chengcheng was heartbroken, really not in charge of the family and don't know how expensive chaimi is, for her now , How precious is an old man who can make money!

"Besides..." Feng Chengcheng glanced at Bai Suzhen, "This man is a snake demon, do you expect him to eat pickled bamboo shoots and steamed pumpkin with us?"

Sure enough, Bai Suzhen with sharp ears answered with a smile: "I eat meat."

"Bah!" Jiuqianli retorted bitterly, "What are you doing, do you still need to eat?!"

"You are similar to me, don't you eat deliciously every day? You even pester someone to buy you dried fish every day." Bai Suzhen said calmly, but his eyes were full of contempt.

Jiuqianli was choked, this dead snake demon, he knows what a fart, is he acting like a baby? !

"That's right! You're still arguing about eating dried fish every day!" Feng Chengcheng and Bai Suzhen immediately shared the same hatred.

"Hmph, wait, my lord will take No. 1 for you today, take the 5000 yuan, and give it to you one by one with hearts stacked one by one, and give you five thousand!" rhetoric.

"Don't think about it, I'm going to settle the 5000 yuan." As if he was at odds with Jiuqianli, Bai Suzhen dismissed Jiuqianli's thoughts with a playful face.

"Don't even think about it!"

"You don't think about it."

"You dead snake demon!"

"You stupid cat demon."

"You cold-blooded animal!"

"You stupid creature."

"..." Feng Chengcheng said coolly, "Can you bypass me anyway and scold me again, what's the matter with scolding me at me in the middle?"

"..."

"..."

Finally, amidst the noise, the team of several people is finally going to play.

The host came to the stage and called the next contestant: "The next one, No. 30 six contestants, Zhou Papi... eh? Zhou Papi?"

Miser immediately stood up and trotted onto the stage.

Feng Chengcheng was still wondering whose name was so stupid, and only after the miser came on stage did he realize that the full name of the miser was Zhou Papi!
"Hi everyone, my name is Zhou Papi. I want to send these three lines of poems to my daughter Ya'er. She has passed away for a long time, but I miss her very much and know that she is doing well!" Sincerity, and then began to read his own three lines: "

Bud, you are the best gift in the world
I am willing to wait for you for a hundred years,
I'm afraid I can only protect you once! "

The miser is not too hypocritical, he just expressed his feelings. Ya'er in his previous life has passed away. Fortunately, Ya'er's reincarnation is going well. Although the appearance of Ya'er in this life has changed, his personality is the same as before. The same, and he was able to stay by her side and watch her grow up slowly, so he was very contented!
"This miser is able to realize a great understanding." Jiuqianli, who hadn't paid attention to miser for a long time, was a little surprised.

"What's the matter, isn't the miser going to dissipate?" Feng Chengcheng asked nervously. Looking at the current state of the miser, he has let go of all the regrets and resentments in the past, so he can maintain his own aura. Not much, but she has watched a lot of TV dramas, and many souls fulfilled their wishes, and finally all of them disappeared. Isn't it the same for miserly people?
"Not really." Bai Suzhen continued, "I didn't expect him to let go of his century-old grievances, but now his realm can completely develop towards Lingyuan."

"What is Lingyuan?" Feng Chengcheng asked in a daze.

"Lingyuan is also a kind of soul, but it is similar to elves. For example, in the past, when ancient people practiced swords, they put a lot of emotion into their swords. Over time, swords would give birth to some spirit bodies because of these emotions. It is called Sword Spirit, and it has its own feelings and consciousness, as well as long-accumulated spells and spirits." Jiuqianli explained.

"So awesome?" Feng Chengcheng understood a little bit, "Then if the miser develops into the Yuanling, he can survive by attaching to things in the future, and can make the attached things into treasures, right?" Feng Chengcheng understood, The brain is very flexible.

"That's right." Jiu Qianli nodded.

Bai Suzhen also nodded, he didn't expect to meet such an interesting soul-turned-spiritual body, which is already very rare.

"That miser is amazing!" Hao Wutong slapped his thigh, admiring the miser who gets along with him day and night.

"It's all because of the love for Ya'er or Shuangshuang!" Chun Hongxing, whose maternal nature was shining brightly, had tears in her eyes, and her face was touched.

"That's right!" Feng Chengcheng shouted excitedly, "Let the miser develop into a Yuanling, and then attach himself to Grandpa Mao in the future, and make me more Grandpa Mao!"

"..." Everyone was silent.

Jiu Qianli glanced at her amusedly, "It was a very warm scene, but it was destroyed by you."

Looking at the judges' scoring, although the judges don't know the story behind the miser, but before the miser recited the poem, he was sensational first, and it was extremely emotional and even tearful. We were very touched, especially the owner of the chicken farm. While holding the sign of "8.5 points", he wiped his tears and snot with a tissue. Although there was only one tear, there was a little snot, so he pretended to be touched by her. Helped a lot!

"Wow, I'm so touched, it reminds me of my 23-year-old daughter who is still eating and lazy at home!"

"..." The mustache and the college girl next to him also silently raised the "8 points" sign.

Then the miser breathed a sigh of relief as if he had completed the task, and stepped off the stage to find Mao Shuangshuang, wanting to ask her how the poem her uncle read was good.

"Tsk tsk tsk, look at his enthusiasm. If Ma Cuicui didn't think so much about how he treats Shuangshuang every day, everyone would think that he is interested in Ma Cuicui!" Seeing the miser's beaming look, Ye Xiaoji said, Laughing and complaining.

"He still has a child who is in pain, we don't even have a child!" Wu Lin broke the stage.

"Old man, let's finally talk about the child!" Ye Xiaoji pouted her granny face, obviously unhappy.

"I usually ask you to practice more. You know how to feed chickens and lay eggs every day, and study eggs with double yolks and eggs with three yolks. Otherwise, we would have reached the realm and gave birth to a baby!" Wu Lin complained.

"You'll just say me, isn't your own cultivation far behind!" Ye Xiaoji was unconvinced, "What's wrong with me raising chickens, it's better than the shoes you have to wear for two hours a day, and the shoes are still damaged. Hurry up, I have to buy new shoes every day, if it weren’t for the money I got from feeding chicken eggs, you have more than 100 feet, where would you have the money to buy shoes!”

Well, the two old couples who love bickering the most are quarreling again.

Feng Chengcheng heard it clearly in front of him, and he couldn't laugh or cry. It turned out that Wu Lin's real body had more than 100 legs. He was Avalokitesvara with thousands of hands, and he was a hundred-legged centipede spirit!

No wonder the first time she saw the real body of the centipede, besides the legs, she saw all kinds of shoes!
The quarrel between the two finally stopped after Chun Hongxing and Hao Wutong took the stage, because the loving appearance of Chun Hongxing and Hao Wutong hurt their eyes.

"Old woman, forget it, Hongxing and Wutong don't have children, and they love each other like glue every day, so let's stop arguing."

"Yeah, what are you wearing shoes for, and you're not going whoring, old man, I'm sorry!"

"Stupid woman, what's your apology? Even if I go whoring, I'll only go whoring you, little chicken~"

"I hate it~"

"..." Feng Chengcheng in front of him clutched his chest and almost vomited. Jiuqianli and Bai Suzhen turned their heads at the same time in tacit understanding, gave them a sharp look, and Wu Lin and Ye Xiaoji shut their mouths knowingly.

Chun Hongxing and Hao Wutong were the only pair in the competition, which made the judges shine.

Looking at the two people again, the woman is a young woman with a variety of styles, and the man is a burly and handsome man, very attractive to each other.

The two looked at each other affectionately, as if there were no people watching them under the stage, they only had each other in their eyes, and there were only the two of them left in the world:
"Wutong—" Chun Hongxing's pleasant voice came first.

"Hongxing—" Hao Wutong's affectionate call also came.

"We want to love each other and photosynthesize together!"

"Pfft..." Feng Chengcheng just took a sip of the Sprite that Xiao Yu encouraged everyone to drink, and immediately spit it out.

These two stupid trees, you are human now, photosynthesis sucks!

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