Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 106 Wanted criminals in the underworld

Brother Yin is staring at us with a pair of dead fish eyes, staring at us, making our hearts tremble, uncle, how did he find out that our badges are fake?

Can't!This was purchased at a cost of one billion yuan, and the similarity rate with the genuine product is as high as 99.9%, so it is impossible to find out without an instrument!

"Come with me!" He looked at us playfully, as if he had decided to eat us.

with you?Go sir!Will we be able to go home after leaving with you?

He Yinyang and I looked at each other, and showed the kung fu of stealing peaches when we were young. I threw out a fist and slammed it hard on Yincha's chin. At the same time, He Yinyang kicked the opponent's lower leg ***.

Hearing a wailing sound from the ghost guard, he squatted down covering his chin with one hand and his crotch with the other.

hiss!It really hurts, I have already felt his pain, but man, I'm sorry, who told you to meddle in your own business.

Passers-by on the street looked at us in horror, as if they didn't know where these two fierce men came from, and even dared to beat Fengdu's underworld servants!

If you hit it, hit it, and at worst, run away after you hit it!He Yinyang Sa Yazi and I turned our heads and ran wildly.

Dudu!

The ghost messenger yelled 'stop'!The small whistle on the chest rang suddenly, and a large group of gangsters with small blue flags poured out from the street. They held batons in their hands and chased us while blowing.

Buy Mai Sasa!The efficiency of this error is also a little higher, much faster than 110!
"Brother Dong, we attacked the police!"

"Fart policeman, buddy is not in his charge!"

He Yinyang and I went to remote places in the alleys without looking back. The alleys in Fengdu were in a mess, and we didn't know the direction, we wandered around like headless chickens.

He Yinyang and I ran desperately, relying on the light weight of the soul body, walking like flying, but we couldn't get rid of the gang of ghosts behind us. Those ghosts seemed to have received professional training, and they ran faster than Liu Xiang !It looks like it's floating!

"What kind of kung fu is this!"

"I don't know! Heck, they can do light work!"

At this moment, two ghosts suddenly appeared in the alley in front of us and blocked our way. We quickly turned around and found an alley to get in, but there was another ghost in front of us, and we hit several Turning around, there are bad times on every street.

Buy Karma!Does Fengdu City need to support so many servants?It can't be that they are paid for nothing, it's too corrupt!
The range that He Yinyang and I could escape became smaller and smaller, and we were gradually surrounded by messengers. We were about to be blocked in an alley, and we happened to pass by a grocery store.

There are several rice bags at the door of the store, including rice, peanuts, and corn, and the last one is red beans!

Uncle!There are beans!Ghosts do have the habit of eating red beans, and the allusions of lovesickness from red beans are used to miss relatives in the world.

He Yinyang and I grabbed a handful of beans and started running. The shop owner chased after us with a groan, and we didn't stop until we chased for two miles.

Uncle!Didn't I just grab you a handful of beans, what a stinger!
"Brother Dong! Are the red beans good?" He Yinyang asked me while running.

In fact, I have been thinking about this problem. I have always used soybeans before, but I have never used red beans. I don’t know if I can use the technique of spreading beans into soldiers.

But now I can't control that much, just when we turned a corner, the whistle rang one after another, and a dead end suddenly appeared in front of us, and a stone wall blocked us in it.

Dudu!

The sound of whistles was dense, and the sound of footsteps rushed over, and they were already chasing them!

This group of cops surrounded us angrily, their little eyes were as vicious as they wanted, and they wished they could eat us up in one bite. Alas, what kind of vengeance is there, why are they so serious, playing with button-eyes, Not authentic!

"Tie the two of them to me! I want them to taste the frying pan!" The servant who was beaten up by us stared at us with dead fish eyes.

He actually wanted to fry us in a frying pan, I really thought he was scaring us, but I have been scaring He Yinyang with this sentence!When He Yinyang heard the word 'oil pan', his face turned green. I'm really sorry for this child, I usually scare him.

The two stalkers were already approaching us with ropes, how could my buddies wait for death, two beans were thrown out, and two big red dogs suddenly emerged from the red smoke.

Buy Mai Sasa!The color has changed, I didn't expect the red beans to be so good!
It seems that the effect of casting beans into soldiers in the underworld is better than that in the yang, because I saw two big dogs that were even bigger than the ones in the yang!
The two big dogs barked and rushed towards the two cops, and the two unlucky servants were thrown to the ground at once, howling in horror.

The head of Yincha was also shocked when he saw the two big dogs. Immediately, a trace of anger appeared on his face, and he yelled and ordered his subordinates to take us down.

I quickly threw three more red beans out, and three big red dogs appeared, barking and wrestling with them. Immediately, screams and curses resounded throughout the alley.

I watched He Yinyang foolishly watching the fun, and suddenly became angry, and slapped him on the back of the head: "Your uncle! Don't throw away the red beans in your hand, you keep the cubs!"

He Yinyang said "oh oh" twice, and quickly threw out the beans in his hand.

Meow~!

My eyes almost popped out when I saw the thing he conjured up, it turned out to be two cats!

"What are you doing turning into a cat!"

He Yinyang said with a mournful face: "Recently my wife bought a cat. I feed the cat every day and I forget what the dog looks like!"

I almost fainted, rhubarb wandering around you all day and you don't know what a dog looks like, aren't you insulting a dog!
Seeing the two big tabby cats pounced on the ghost messenger, like little tigers, I couldn't help but grow my mouth, yes, it feels a bit like a mountain raccoon.

"What a fart, hurry up and go!"

He Yinyang and I took advantage of the cat-dog fight, he squatted, I stepped on it, and climbed up from the wall of the dead end. After I climbed up, I quickly dragged him up, and we just escaped like this
It finally subsided, but the two of us were completely exposed. We didn’t dare to raise our heads when walking on the street, for fear of encountering a ghost, so we found a hotel in a remote alley to stay at night. It's still safe.

I quietly went out early the next morning, and saw that the streets and alleys were covered with notices.

"Brother Dong, the two of us are pictured on it!"

"Nonsense, can't I recognize it? Look at your deadly face, it looks like a pig's kidney!"

"Bah! If I'm a pig's kidney, you're a shoehorn!"

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The two of us are very honored to be wanted criminals in the underworld. At the beginning, we didn't expect that the consequences would be so serious. Can't we resolve it peacefully?

But thinking about what happened yesterday, first he beat up the errand, and then made the alleys of Fengdu City crazy. If you say it lightly, it's called disturbing the public order, and if you say it seriously, it's called rioting in Fengdu!I am afraid that in the past 500 years, except for Monkey King who has this courage, we are the only ones left!

He Yinyang and I walked down the street with our faces down. The charges of wanted criminals are too heavy. If we were in Yangjian, we would have surrendered long ago, but this is not possible here. The punishment in the underworld is too heavy. , this really can't come.

So the two of us decided to abscond in fear of crime. Fengdu City is such a big place, I don't believe that these policemen can chase it?
I heard that the capital of Fengdu City is in the east of Fengdu City, which is also the legendary "Underworld"!The underworld is the political and cultural center of the entire Fengdu city. To put it bluntly, it is the mansion where the high officials work.I heard that newly dead ghosts usually go to the underworld to report when they arrive in Fengdu, and get permission to reincarnate, so we decided to go to this underworld to have a look, maybe Ma Chao is there now!
I took a taxi on the road. This buddy was quite dark-hearted. He asked us for a fare of 500 million yuan, and he used the words of "one hundred and eight thousand miles" to fool us, but our two brothers were in Fengdu. I have been messing around for several days, and I know what I know, but I can't be the one who is taken advantage of.

"That's how it is, brothers! I don't like to travel so far, you two give me 10 yuan, and I will take you to the station, and you two can take the public car to the underworld, which can save a lot of money!"

He Yinyang and I were very surprised to hear what he said. We didn't expect that there were buses in Fengdu City.

Let's do it!It's not easy to be a newcomer, so we can save as much as we can. Xiao Wanqing didn't give us much money, and she lived pretty tight. After buying the house and repaying the loan, there was not much money left.

The taxi drove for more than two hours before arriving at the so-called station. When we both saw it, our eyes almost popped out. It turned out to be a light rail!Run in the sky!
The construction of Fengdu City is not bad, it is almost catching up with some second-tier cities in Yangjian.

I bought a ticket at the ticket office. Fortunately, I don't need an ID card. He Yinyang and I got on the bus in a daze.

After waiting for more than half an hour, the car drove away. Looking at the mileage, the speed was more than 300 kilometers per hour, and the scenery outside was flying behind me. Could this be a high-speed rail?

The service lady on the bus was very thoughtful, and she even served tea and water. The cheongsam was torn down to the thighs, which was very enchanting, and I enjoyed it very much. It's just that the ticket is a bit expensive, and it costs 200 million yuan, which is not much less than taking a taxi.

After drinking the tea in the car, I suddenly felt very sleepy, and He Yinyang and I fell asleep in a daze.

When I woke up, it was the stop!After inquiring about the time, I realized that a day and a night had passed. It was really a short but long journey.

The gate of Fengdu city is [-] miles away from the underworld, which is the length of the journey from the west to obtain scriptures. Thinking back, Tang Xuanzang was no more than that. We only spent one day and one night, but he spent more than ten years. It is better to die in the age of advanced technology. what!
Close to the capital, it is obviously more developed than other places. The simple and simple architecture shows the atmosphere, and the taste of the antique is very mellow.

He Yinyang and I happily walked out of the station, looking at the bustling streets and alleys, we really felt a little bit like going to the river during the Qingming Festival.

But when the two of us were complacent, a group of ghost messengers rushed out of the crowd, as if they had been waiting for a long time, they quickly surrounded us.

A green-clothed servant with a big foreign knife on his waist stared at us and snorted coldly: "Take these two wanted criminals from the underworld and take them to the Ministry of Punishment!"

(End of this chapter)