Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 107 Underworld
A group of underworld servants with small blue flags surrounded us. We wanted to escape, but we couldn't!There were at least dozens of people who surrounded us, and it was hard to beat a bunch of hands with four punches. Besides, what kind of place is this? This is the boundary of the capital!Making trouble here is not the same as being in ****!

I immediately felt hopeless, this is considered a fall, and I am afraid I will not be able to go back to Yangjian!

But what puzzles me is how did these scouts find us?It seems that this posture should be organized and premeditated. How did it do it?
"Why are you arresting us!"

He Yinyang and I were kidnapped by a group of gangsters like criminal suspects, and we also screamed for grievances like criminal suspects, but can people believe it?

We were escorted by a group of shackles to a green-clothed yin who was carrying a big foreign knife. This ghost had a big word for "catch" on his chest. It seemed that he was still a head-hunter, probably a petty official.

Seeing our sophistry, he immediately frowned into the word 'Chuan', and said with a cold snort: "You are not being honest when you are about to die. Our police officers have already locked your seats with GPS. If you commit a crime, you still want to stay in the underworld." I can't run amok! Take it away!"

When He Yinyang and I heard this, we were dumbfounded, sir, the underworld has already advanced to such a point, and there is even a GPS?

Being caught on the spot, He Yinyang and I immediately clasped our ears together and languished.We were paraded through the streets with a rope led by ghost messengers. A group of people on the road pointed at us, and some even threw cabbages at us. It was the same as on TV, as if we had made a big mistake. Shame to the extreme.

The ghost messenger seemed to be trying to make things difficult for us, so he walked around the street a few times before taking us to a yamen with the words Ministry of Punishment written on it. He Yinyang and I were dumbfounded. Can we be tortured?
"Mighty~!"

The killing stick hit the ground 'dangdang', sir, who are you scaring?It's time to watch a movie without watching it!
We both knelt on the cold ground like defeated roosters, our faces were ashen, thinking about all kinds of things in the world, if we were really charged with something and imprisoned for decades, we would still be little old men when we went back ?That's an old virgin!

I sighed and said to He Yinyang: "Brother, it's my brother who hurt you!"

"Brother Dong, don't say that, if you hit the board later, you can take a few more hits for me."

"..."

Just when we were uneasy, an official suddenly walked out of the back hall. The official walked with his neck stuck, as if he had cervical spondylosis. He was wearing a black gauze hat and a crane official uniform. It seems that at least he is a high-ranking official like a governor, which is amazing.

The man straightened his hat, walked up to the high hall, and sat on the high hall with his eyes squinted.

And when I saw this person's face clearly, there was a hint of shock on my face, Maimai Sasa!This underworld is also too small, and you can see acquaintances everywhere, and this person is actually 'Sun Hui, a beheaded man'!
I have seen many ghosts over the years, but there are only two that I remember the most, one is the ghost Xiao Wanqing who gave me red tears, and the other is Sun Hui the beheaded man who gave me blue tears.But meeting today under such circumstances is beyond my expectation. I didn't expect Sun Hui to be a high-ranking official in the underworld!

Sun Hui obviously recognized me, and there was a trace of strangeness in his eyes, but he quickly returned to normal. He gave me a meaningful look, and slammed the gavel on the table, "Who is under the hall?! "

He Yinyang and I trembled violently from the shock of the gavel, sir!We're all friends, let's not be so serious, don't tell me you forgot about me?

Seeing that we were not talking, Sun Hui slapped the gavel hard again, and winked at me. This action made me realize that he still remembered me. I realized something, and quickly pulled He Yinyang and said: " Grassman Han Dong!"

"Grassman, what Yin and Yang!"

"Kowtow to my lord!"

Sun Hui nodded, reached out and took the booklet on the table in his hand, and glanced at it hastily.

"You two are applying for false certificates?" Sun Hui asked, scratching his neck.

A look of embarrassment suddenly appeared on the faces of He Yinyang and I. It stands to reason that it is not a big deal to obtain false certificates in Yangjian. At most, we will be detained for a few days.

We both nodded with dark faces, we got all the stolen goods, how dare we not admit it!
Seeing our confession, Sun Hui immediately flew into a rage, "How courageous! You dare to violate the laws of the King of Hades, and you must be severely punished! You will be fined 2000 million Ming coins, and you will pay tomorrow, otherwise, you will be served with a murderous stick!"

Seeing Sun Hui furious, our faces turned black with fright, but He Yinyang and I had weird expressions on our faces when we heard the following words, it looks like a harsh punishment, but in fact this punishment is not painful or itchy, 2000?Not many!Exile for three thousand miles?It's a short taxi ride away.This old man still misses the old love.

We both had happy faces, but someone was unhappy!The green-clothed headhunter who escorted us quickly stepped forward and said, "My lord! Absolutely not! According to the law of the king of hell, you will be sent to hell if you give a false certificate!"

Hearing what he said, He Yinyang and I trembled. It turns out that the false certificate is so serious that if you are thrown into the endless hell, you will never be reborn forever!
"Presumptuous! It's my official promotion now, what's the matter with you! Get the hell out of here!" Sun Hui said angrily.

I giggled in my heart, this stupid head catcher, I can't tell with my eyesight at all, didn't I see that I know your boss very well?

The head catcher was obviously a Lengtouqing, his face turned blue and then black, "But...but he still attacked the police!" This dead Lengtouqing stared at me and would not let go.

Sun Hui was taken aback, obviously not interested in Brother Dong being so bold, he paused, and said: "That's it! Drag that boy next to him out and give him a [-]-beater! This case will be closed!"

Sun Hui was referring to He Yinyang. He only knew me, but he didn't know He Yinyang. He didn't want to beat me, so of course he beat He Yinyang.

"Come on! Kill the mighty stick and serve!"

Two errands came up and took He Yinyang down. He Yinyang's face was as black as cowhide, "Why is it me! He beat me, why beat me, I won't do it, I won't do it!"

Alas, the big red dogs in the alley were the most vicious at that time, and I was scapegoated again, poor He Yinyang.

After a while, there was a scream like a pig being killed outside, sir, this killing stick directly hits the soul, how painful it is!When I was a child, I was most afraid of spanking, and today I finally got my wish.

After a while, He Yinyang was carried back by two errands, and was thrown on the ground in disgrace. As soon as he sat on the ground, he jumped up with an 'ouch', rubbed his butt vigorously, and stared at me angrily. glance.

"Okay! The case is over, let's get out!"

When Sun Hui announced his resignation, the stupefied young catcher also appeared, "My lord, what should we do with these two people? Do you want to fry them in a frying pan!"

The two of us stared at him fiercely, why are you so meddling in your own business? Didn't you see that the governor has already retreated?

Sun Hui waved his hand, "You all step back, I will handle this matter myself!"

Lengtouqing could also see now that the lord intended to protect the two of us, snorted coldly, and left angrily.

Everyone withdrew from the high hall, and there were only two prisoners and an official left in the hall. Of course, those two prisoners were me and He Yinyang.

"Han Dong, we haven't seen each other for two years. I didn't expect you to become a wanted criminal in the underworld when we meet again. You are really capable!" Sun Hui looked at me playfully.

I smiled embarrassingly, "I didn't expect it, let alone that you became a high official in the underworld!"

"Hey! What a big official, he's just serving the king of Hades in the Ten Palaces!"

Hey!This buddy said it really lightly, if I can have such a good job after a hundred years, I will not reincarnate even if I die.In Yangjian, the civil servant is a job that guarantees income in drought and flood!

Sun Hui looked at He Yinyang and me suspiciously and said, "Why did I think you two had to apply for false certificates? It turns out that you two are not dead!"

"Ah? You can see it!" We both looked at him in shock.

Sun Hui nodded and said: "I have an official seal on my body, and I can feel it. It is really dangerous for you two to appear in the underworld as strangers. Why do you have to risk your life to come here!"

I sighed and said: "It's a long story, we are here to find someone, oh, yes, it is a serious crime to produce false certificates, will you be implicated if you let us go like this?"

Sun Hui shook his head, smiled strangely and said, "When it comes to the order of the Three Realms, do you think I have so much power? I also did this after receiving instructions from above, otherwise how dare I blatantly bend the law for personal gain! "

"What? Instructions from above?" He Yinyang and I were a little confused.Who else do we know down there?Who is trying to help us?And looking at it like this, he is still a high-ranking official, at least bigger than Sun Hui!

Faced with our questions, Sun Hui smiled without saying a word, but said vaguely: "You will know later!"

Sun Hui took us out of the Ministry of Criminal Justice, had a meal at Jiekou Restaurant, and then brought us to his home. Sun Hui's home is very grand, full of halls, and many servants. It's great to be an official in the underworld. , no need to be sneaky, and no need to hide.

After tidying up at home for a long time, he finally dug out two small medicine bottles and handed them to us, "Drink this, and I'll take you somewhere later."

We both raised our heads and drank it. It tasted sour and sweet, a bit like wow haha. It tasted similar to the Yin-tonifying water that we drank half a step more. It should be something similar. Where is this guy taking us? what!
We both followed him out the door full of doubts, and after a while the answer was finally revealed. On a street called Youfu Road, we saw a huge palace. I guess this palace will definitely not be smaller than the Forbidden City in the capital. It is very majestic.

The two big characters written in the last letter, with a strong force, made us both breathless, it is "di-fu!"

It turns out that this is the underworld!
Two big lions were sitting on both sides of the gate of the underworld. I thought they were stone lions when we entered the gate.The two big lions started to move and rushed towards me and He Yinyang.

What the hell!

We were both dumbfounded at the time, we are not animal trainers, this big guy is enough to swallow us both.

Just when the two of us were about to run, Sun Hui shouted, "Don't move!"

The two of us stood there alive. Fortunately, the big lion didn't open its mouth wide open to us. It just sniffed us carefully, then turned around and ran back, lying on the ground again.

call!so close!At this moment, the two of us finally understood that if Sun Hui hadn't given us some yin-replenishing water just now, our identities as strangers would have been exposed!

(End of this chapter)