Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 135 Zha Double

After kowtowing, I knelt on the ground and muttered a few words. I don’t know why grandpa asked me to come to offer incense, but since I’m here, I should beg. I looked at the names on the hall, and there seemed to be no little demons. I thought to myself that this is wrong, isn't Xiao Yaoer also a Tang Xian?
I just remembered that 'Little Yao'er' should be Xiao Yaoer's baby name. As for her real name, it must be Hu, but I don't know what it is. Seeing the densely packed names in the hall, I can't guess it accurately.

"Grandfather, grandpa! I don't ask for anything, I just ask that I can see Xiao Yaoer when I come back this time..." I muttered to myself.

"Hehe~!"

Just when I was talking nonsense, there was a sudden burst of laughter in the room, and the voice should be a woman.

"Who!?"

In the middle of the night, with such a smile, I felt so panicked that I couldn't help shouting loudly.

At this moment, the stirrups in the house suddenly started to move by themselves, which scared me enough. I hurriedly retreated and touched the soybeans in my pocket. Damn, how dare a ghost come to my house to make trouble? It just doesn't make sense.

The laughter disappeared after a while, but the two stirrups suddenly stacked together, up and down, swaying non-stop, very anthropomorphic.

I quickly brushed my eyes with my left hand, and Liu Ling's eyes opened instantly, I want to see who is so evil and dare to scare the young master like this.

When I opened my eyes, I suddenly froze, and saw an old lady with a pointed face sitting on the stirrup opposite me, looking at me with a smile on her legs.

"Who are you?" I looked at her suspiciously, but I was thinking in my heart, this person has no breath, if it weren't for Liu Ling's eyes, I wouldn't feel her existence at all. Panic.

"Who am I? Hehe!" The pointed-faced old lady smiled and said, "You begged me just now, now you don't know who I am?"

I was taken aback, who did I beg just now?I was begging for a grandpa and grandma just now, and there is an old lady in front of me, could it be...

"Emma! Grandma! My grandson greets you!" I was startled, and quickly bowed to Santai Hu.

"Wait! What grandson? Don't mess up your seniority!" Mrs. Hu glanced at me, and said, "Liangzhi and the grandfather are of the same generation, and you have to call yourself a great-grandson!"

Liangzhi is my great-grandfather's name.Hearing what she said, I nodded quickly: "Yes, yes! The great-grandson salutes you!"

My tone was very respectful, I never expected to see Mrs. Hu's grandma here, not to mention that this old lady is the ancestor of the Hu family, and even the grandma of Xiao Yao'er's grandma, so I have to behave well no matter what.

The old lady laughed and said, "Look at you stupid! Still want to fuck my granddaughter?"

Uh, I was speechless, I didn't expect this old lady to speak like this, it was a bit beyond my expectation.

"I'm afraid you won't see my granddaughter this time!"

"Why?" I was stunned.

The old lady gave me a blank look and said, "Didn't you know that she was injured for you last time?"

Hearing what she said, I couldn't help but suffocate. Wasn't it about Huang Pizi in Houling Village last time?Only then did I remember that the corner of Xiao Yao'er's mouth was bleeding, I was careless, I believed her when she said she was fine, now I heard Tai Nai talking about it, it seems that the injury is not clear.

"Her...how is she?" I was a little nervous, and suddenly realized that I cared so much about her.

"It's nothing serious, but because of your early exit, I missed the opportunity to change form. If I want to exit again, I have to wait for a while."

The old lady put away her smiling face and gave me a meaningful look.

I pursed my lips. At this moment, I don't know what the attitude of the elders is, whether they will agree with me and her... Well, I wanted to ask at first, but now I suddenly feel that I don't have the courage to say it.

The old lady seemed to see through my thoughts, shook Erlang's legs and said: "You are married for many lifetimes, we can't interfere with this, we have practiced for so many years, how can we not know the importance of cause and effect? ​​It's just a young man... I still advise you, heterogeneous Different ways, cause and effect at your own risk!"

I was suffocated, and my face suddenly turned pale. Is this why she came?To persuade me to give up Xiao Yaoer?But... can I?If I hadn't walked past the Three Lives Stone, I would only have regarded her as my younger sister, but how can I let it go now.

Perseverance, that's right, these two words run through a person's life, I'm just an ordinary person, I want to pursue my love, and continue the relationship.

"Can I meet her..." I tried to ask.

The old lady smiled, "Not now!"

"When will it be?" I said bitterly, it seems that this time I will return from an apprenticeship.

"I will see you when it's time to meet, hehe... I can only give you a word, look at the water across the mountains, far away in the sky, and the rest... depends on your fate."

Looking at the water across the mountains, far away in the sky?What are these words and what do they mean?I was a little confused?But this old lady didn't cover up her daughter like the landlord Laocai, and she already made me burn incense.

"Grandma, I didn't show up today to talk to you about these children's love, boy, you don't even know that disaster is imminent?" The old lady looked at me playfully.

I was startled, "A catastrophe is imminent? Me?"

"You really don't know? Then I really want to give you some advice." The old lady glanced at me and said, "You already have the aura of a monster on you, and that monster will definitely come to look for you. You kill him The heirs of your family are already irreconcilable... What's more, there is a 'seven two-two' behind this official, he has long wanted to get rid of you and hurry up!"

I was stunned, Mrs. Hu Santai also knew about 'seven two two'!Who is Seven Two Two?It is the legendary "Son of Heaven". It seems that the Xianjia Dongfu has long known the existence of that secret organization.

Yes!The uncle said that we Fuxi's descendants and "Qilianger" are natural enemies, just like the relationship between Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu. Now that the emperor is going to destroy the world, of course he wants to get rid of us quickly.

But Tai Nai said that we killed 'his' offspring, who is this 'he' referring to?

Seeing my puzzled look, the old lady pursed her lips and said, "You don't even know who you killed? Those two mice are 'his' sons!"

"Ah!" My eyes widened suddenly, it turned out to be those two mice!But what the old lady said was that those two mice still have a father!Mouse daddy?
"Anyway, take care of yourself! Now you are not 'his' opponents. It is a fluke to kill the 'five ghosts and gods'. If you face him now, you will only die!" The old lady put away her smiling face, her face very Seriously, it made me panic.

When she said the names of the five ghosts and gods, I was already thinking about it. It seems that this "mouse daddy" is quite good, and the old lady means that she is at least on the same level as the "five ghosts and gods".Is it also one of the four heavenly kings?
The theory of destroying the world, wine, sex and wealth, the five ghosts and gods are the heavenly kings of Qi. I don’t know which one of the four heavenly kings this mouse father is. Eight points.

"Too milky! What should I do now?"

Mrs. Hu gave me a sideways glance and said: "Tomorrow, I will set up a double where I will go to the carriage and horses, and burn it five miles east of the village, and the breath on my body will naturally disappear, and he will not come to arrest you again! "

"Put a stand-in?" What is it, I have never heard of it.

"If you go there and talk about a substitute, he will naturally understand!"

I still don't understand. I opened my mouth and was about to speak when the old lady waved her hand suddenly: "I don't have time to chat with you! My grandfather is inseparable now. I'll just convey these words on my behalf, boy, you want to be my fool." It's not easy being a son-in-law, you have to work harder!"

Before I could react, the old lady suddenly swished, turned into a golden light, got into the big red cloth, and disappeared.I just stayed there with a depressed face.

……

The family that makes chariots and horses is in the east of the village. This is the first time I have come here. His family has a strange surname, Lao, and the head of the house is an old man in his 60s. Because his surname is Lao, everyone calls him the old man, the old man. The family's ancestral business is to make chariots and horses, and everyone in ten miles and eight villages knows that there is such a family.

The yard of his house is quite big, and there are paper sacrificial offerings all over the yard, and several workers are busy at work.

As soon as I said 'make a substitute', the old man gave me a meaningful look and said, "A paper man?"

It suddenly dawned on me that making a double is just making a paper man.

I gave the money first and asked him to make it for me now, the old man nodded and told me to wait a while.

The yard of his house is quite big, and it was also idle when I was idle, so I wandered around for a while, and there were paper sacrificial offerings everywhere in the yard, in various styles, not only chariots and horses, but also pasted with TV sets, electric fans Yes, there is even a landline phone. I don't know who ordered it, so I thought, if your old man calls you long distance in the middle of the night, I don't know how you will react.

Not counting these, the most outrageous thing is that there is a small mansion made of paper in his mother's house, and there are two paper figures in cheongsams next to the mansion.I asked his eldest son, who ordered this, and his eldest son smiled and said that it was ordered by a wealthy family in Taipinggou. wild'.

I laughed, knowing that he was talking about 'Villa' and it was not easy to expose him, so I asked what the two chicks next to 'Bie Ye' were doing.His eldest son snickered, leaned into my ear and whispered to me, "Those two are 'Miss Escorts' for the old man!" I instantly petrified.

My 'stand-in' was ready in a short while, there are three in total, besides He Yinyang and me, I also made one for Sun Hui, um, out of humanitarianism.

However, the workmanship of these three stand-ins is really rough, and their appearance is so ugly that they couldn't be more ugly. The old man told me that they were made according to the appearance of the 'Silver Furnace Boy'.I couldn't help curling my lips. If Taishang Laojun had such a boy, he would have been thrown into the furnace for refining, and he would send me to save the mortal world?

I stood up the pasted paper figurines and compared them to me. They were about the same size, and I really didn’t cut corners. In the afternoon, I went to the north of the village to burn a ‘stand-in’. Looking at some burn marks on the river bed, it is obvious that I am not the first to visit here, and it seems that this place really has something to say.

After burning the paper figurines, lighting incense, and paying homage to the south and west, the matter seemed to be settled.

(End of this chapter)