Northeast Night Talk
Chapter 136
Chapter 136
It was a pity that I didn't see Xiao Yao'er on my trip home, and I returned to S city in mourning, staring at the empty dormitory in a daze for a while.
The boss also left, and called me to tell me to go to Shandong to farm.I was stunned at the time, why did I go to Shandong for farming? He said that there are beauties in Shandong.
I laughed, there are quite a few beauties in our L province, and they all say that the girls from Dalian are so juicy, but it's just that the 'sea oyster smell' when they talk is really unacceptable.Shandong and Dalian face each other across the sea, I think it's just like that.
I sighed, in fact we have more beauties in Yingzhou, but why do I just like S City?Maybe it's just a habit. When I go to another place, I don't know if I can breathe freely like now.
I stayed in the dormitory for a while and felt so bored, and my mother didn't have a place to work. I was worried, and the water flowed even more when the knife was cut off!
When I was about to fall asleep in a daze, the phone rang. I opened it and saw that it was He Yinyang. Didn’t this kid go to the People’s Police to handle the case? Why are you calling me? I just came back from a long journey and I really want to sleep .
This kid asked me to meet at the teahouse, and Rhubarb's cheerful voice came from beside him.
I didn't realize that Xu Hui was there until I was in the teahouse. He Yinyang said that Team Leader Xu wanted to invite us to drink tea.
really…
"Ahem, we have also found traces of mouse spirits in several other districts, and the number is definitely not as simple as one or two!"
Hearing what he said, the tea in my hand almost spilled out, and my eyes were wide open.
He Yinyang smiled wryly and said, "Brother Dong, Team Leader Xu is right! Besides Dongling District, rat spirits have also appeared in several other districts. We have been catching rats for the past two days!"
I swallowed and spit, how could there be so many rats, could it be that S City is overrun by rats!
"Caught it?" I asked.
Rhubarb barked twice and said: "Two have been found, and they are all exterminated. There are more than ten fleeing."
hiss!I gasped, more than ten?Where the hell did these shit come from?Suddenly remembering the 'mouse father' that Mrs. Hu Santai said, I couldn't help but shiver,
Xu Hui's face was solemn, and he was silent for a while and said to us: "I called you here this time to ask for your help. I know that I have troubled you enough these days, but now I have more important cases to deal with, catching mice. I can only leave it to you!"
He Yinyang and I looked at each other. I don't know what kind of case this guy has encountered again, but his face is so ugly.
"You have another big case?" He Yinyang asked excitedly.
I couldn't help but feel amused, this kid really regarded himself as a policeman after running behind others for two days.
Xu Hui nodded and said, "I'm currently investigating an economic crime."
"What? Economic crimes? Aren't you a psychic? Why are you investigating the economy?" We were both very surprised.
"This economic crime case is also related to rat spirits..." Xu Hui paused and glanced at us, then lowered his voice and said, "Several business tycoons in City S have recently suffered from a strange disease, and they all have large chest pains. The teeth marks of the rats, X-rays show that their internal organs are disappearing bit by bit..."
He Yinyang and I were stunned when we heard this, the case Xu Hui mentioned is too scary to hear!Originally thought that these big rats were just doing some sneaky things in the sewer, but they didn't expect to become so arrogant?
Xu Hui shook his head and said, "No! Unlike the rats in the sewer, those tycoons suffering from strange diseases are always guarded by their side. It is impossible for big rats to get close to them, but X-rays show that their internal organs are visceral every day. Disappearing...unbelievable!"
I was startled, hearing what he said, I immediately thought of... Daddy Mouse!According to Xu Hui's words, being able to have such a morality is beyond the reach of ordinary mouse spirits. Recalling Hu Santai's words, he unknowingly shivered.
In addition to being horrified, I feel a little lucky, this mouse father is really evil!I finally understand why Mrs. Hu Santai asked me to 'do double'. If the double hadn't been burned...I'm afraid what happened to those tycoons would have happened to us.
This monster is terrible!
"Any clues now?" I asked.
Xu Hui thought for a while and said: "The police station is at a loss, but there is some news from the economic department... These tycoons suddenly fell ill, causing internal turmoil in the major consortiums, and a large amount of funds are being lost. After investigation, an overseas Registered start-up companies are taking the opportunity to acquire and devour their consortia. The methods are extremely bad... If several consortiums fall, the entire province of L will face an economic storm! I suspect that this is an economic crime with supernatural means. An investigation into that company is under way."
We don't know much about economics, and after hearing what Xu Hui said, we felt confused, but it seemed that it was not a trivial matter, otherwise he wouldn't be so nervous.
He pursed his lips and said, "I don't have much time. If several consortiums collapse, it will be a disaster, so I can only entrust you with the matter of eradicating rats for the time being."
He gave us a deep look, with encouragement in his eyes, and earnest expectations... But I always felt like I was on a pirate ship.
...
"I now declare that the Rat Control Team is officially established! Appoint...Han Dong as the captain, He Yinyang as the deputy captain, and Rhubarb as the political commissar. We will eradicate all rats in the city within one month!"
I'm a fool, what a big hat... Am I still the captain!
He Yinyang sat there dumbfounded, overwhelmed with joy, a captain made him so beautiful, and he was still a vice...
"Woof! What is a political commissar? Is it delicious? I won't do it! They are both captains, and I want to be the captain!" Rhubarb said unconvinced.
Xu Hui smiled and said: "The political commissar has more officials than the captain, you are in charge of them!"
When Rhubarb heard it, he was overjoyed, barking non-stop.
I curled my lips and said, "Will you be paid?"
That's what I care about the most, sir, my buddy is still unemployed, the captain said it nicely, it's useless if you don't give money!
"Eh..." Xu Hui showed embarrassment on his face, smiled and said: "Look at you, it's vulgar to raise money, isn't it? If you wipe out all the mice in this city, it will be a meritorious deed." what!"
……
This is how the rat extermination team was established, and I even became the captain in a muddleheaded way, but this officer is too aggrieved, not only has no money, but also no salary!
People say, "One term of Qing magistrate, one hundred thousand snowflake silver." 'But what about me?The working daughter-in-law has nowhere to go, and she has to be a volunteer.
But it seems that we don't need to worry about rat extermination. Rhubarb greeted his subordinates happily, and carried out a sweep of the underground pipelines in the entire S City.A large-scale encirclement and suppression of "dogs take mice" was staged, and the entire Fengtian City was turned upside down.
Gradually, the number of big rats became less and less, and finally some traces could be found sporadically, but nothing like the "child abuse case" happened again.In a sense, the Rat Extermination Ranger survived.
It's nothing for me to exterminate rats. He Yinyang and He Yinyang are in the dormitory all day long, listening to rhubarb's good news.
He Yinyang listened to Rhubarb's report with great satisfaction, and punctuated the drawings of the sewer pipes in S City, feeling a little strategizing and pointing out the country.
This guy doesn't go back to work in the funeral home anymore, too, who wants to deal with the dead all day long?Mr. He Da called his grandson N times and told him to go back to report. This kid didn’t want to go back. In fact, I know the real reason. His childhood friend’s makeup artist returned to Hong Kong, and he didn’t think much about the funeral home. thought about it.
Mr. He Da originally wanted his grandson to inherit the ancestral business, but this rebellious son was having fun outside, and the old man became impatient, and resorted to a vicious trick, cutting off the boy's fortune, and he lost even a penny of pocket money!
He Yinyang soaked two bags of instant noodles and looked at me wanting to cry without tears.Eating out had always been my job, but now I feel like throwing up just looking at her face.
Our economic conditions are declining day by day. According to this trend, we will be begging on the street soon.In the middle, I occasionally went out to distribute leaflets a few times, and took part-time jobs a few times. As a result, I went back to the pre-liberation after soaking in a sauna.
I've been thinking about what kind of work I should do these days. Living people can't be suffocated by urine, but look at our majors. One majors in business and the other majors in advertising. It sounds like a bluff, but in fact it doesn't matter. !
On the way, I went to a few small companies for interviews. I talked about Kaikai, and I also used my knowledge of physiognomy in the interview. I talked nonsense with a few big sisters. After listening to me, the big sister sent me out flattered , Let me go back and wait for the call notification, but nothing happened when I went back.
Is it so difficult to find a job?Am I going to be a part-time job for the rest of my life?
Just after I got a bad nose, in this miserable misery, I accumulated a lot of knowledge, thought it over, and I was as wise as a fool...well, I suddenly had a bold idea.
I have had this idea before, and after it is done, I can't help but be able to show my talents and make a fortune every day!
...
I told He Yinyang about opening the 'Fengshui Studio', and she looked at me with a shocked face.
After being stunned for a moment, she clapped her hands and said three words 'good', exactly the same as Uncle Benshan.
"But Brother Dong, why is it called 'Fengshui Studio'?" He asked me stupidly.
I glanced at him, although no one is shouting the slogan of 'Down with ghosts and snakes' anymore, and the country no longer prohibits Mr. Yin Yang's business.But you can't open a shop directly to tell fortunes, right?Can the IRS agree?
If you want to get a business license, you have to name it with a literary point, such as "Zhougong Surveying Museum" and "Foyuan Store". The names of these stores are all I saw on the street.
The name 'Fengshui Studio' is my idea after careful consideration. With the backing of Fuxi Tianshu, based on our formation skills, it is not easy to show Fengshui to a certain company!Now the richer people are, the more they believe in this thing, which I think is very profitable.
(End of this chapter)
It was a pity that I didn't see Xiao Yao'er on my trip home, and I returned to S city in mourning, staring at the empty dormitory in a daze for a while.
The boss also left, and called me to tell me to go to Shandong to farm.I was stunned at the time, why did I go to Shandong for farming? He said that there are beauties in Shandong.
I laughed, there are quite a few beauties in our L province, and they all say that the girls from Dalian are so juicy, but it's just that the 'sea oyster smell' when they talk is really unacceptable.Shandong and Dalian face each other across the sea, I think it's just like that.
I sighed, in fact we have more beauties in Yingzhou, but why do I just like S City?Maybe it's just a habit. When I go to another place, I don't know if I can breathe freely like now.
I stayed in the dormitory for a while and felt so bored, and my mother didn't have a place to work. I was worried, and the water flowed even more when the knife was cut off!
When I was about to fall asleep in a daze, the phone rang. I opened it and saw that it was He Yinyang. Didn’t this kid go to the People’s Police to handle the case? Why are you calling me? I just came back from a long journey and I really want to sleep .
This kid asked me to meet at the teahouse, and Rhubarb's cheerful voice came from beside him.
I didn't realize that Xu Hui was there until I was in the teahouse. He Yinyang said that Team Leader Xu wanted to invite us to drink tea.
really…
"Ahem, we have also found traces of mouse spirits in several other districts, and the number is definitely not as simple as one or two!"
Hearing what he said, the tea in my hand almost spilled out, and my eyes were wide open.
He Yinyang smiled wryly and said, "Brother Dong, Team Leader Xu is right! Besides Dongling District, rat spirits have also appeared in several other districts. We have been catching rats for the past two days!"
I swallowed and spit, how could there be so many rats, could it be that S City is overrun by rats!
"Caught it?" I asked.
Rhubarb barked twice and said: "Two have been found, and they are all exterminated. There are more than ten fleeing."
hiss!I gasped, more than ten?Where the hell did these shit come from?Suddenly remembering the 'mouse father' that Mrs. Hu Santai said, I couldn't help but shiver,
Xu Hui's face was solemn, and he was silent for a while and said to us: "I called you here this time to ask for your help. I know that I have troubled you enough these days, but now I have more important cases to deal with, catching mice. I can only leave it to you!"
He Yinyang and I looked at each other. I don't know what kind of case this guy has encountered again, but his face is so ugly.
"You have another big case?" He Yinyang asked excitedly.
I couldn't help but feel amused, this kid really regarded himself as a policeman after running behind others for two days.
Xu Hui nodded and said, "I'm currently investigating an economic crime."
"What? Economic crimes? Aren't you a psychic? Why are you investigating the economy?" We were both very surprised.
"This economic crime case is also related to rat spirits..." Xu Hui paused and glanced at us, then lowered his voice and said, "Several business tycoons in City S have recently suffered from a strange disease, and they all have large chest pains. The teeth marks of the rats, X-rays show that their internal organs are disappearing bit by bit..."
He Yinyang and I were stunned when we heard this, the case Xu Hui mentioned is too scary to hear!Originally thought that these big rats were just doing some sneaky things in the sewer, but they didn't expect to become so arrogant?
Xu Hui shook his head and said, "No! Unlike the rats in the sewer, those tycoons suffering from strange diseases are always guarded by their side. It is impossible for big rats to get close to them, but X-rays show that their internal organs are visceral every day. Disappearing...unbelievable!"
I was startled, hearing what he said, I immediately thought of... Daddy Mouse!According to Xu Hui's words, being able to have such a morality is beyond the reach of ordinary mouse spirits. Recalling Hu Santai's words, he unknowingly shivered.
In addition to being horrified, I feel a little lucky, this mouse father is really evil!I finally understand why Mrs. Hu Santai asked me to 'do double'. If the double hadn't been burned...I'm afraid what happened to those tycoons would have happened to us.
This monster is terrible!
"Any clues now?" I asked.
Xu Hui thought for a while and said: "The police station is at a loss, but there is some news from the economic department... These tycoons suddenly fell ill, causing internal turmoil in the major consortiums, and a large amount of funds are being lost. After investigation, an overseas Registered start-up companies are taking the opportunity to acquire and devour their consortia. The methods are extremely bad... If several consortiums fall, the entire province of L will face an economic storm! I suspect that this is an economic crime with supernatural means. An investigation into that company is under way."
We don't know much about economics, and after hearing what Xu Hui said, we felt confused, but it seemed that it was not a trivial matter, otherwise he wouldn't be so nervous.
He pursed his lips and said, "I don't have much time. If several consortiums collapse, it will be a disaster, so I can only entrust you with the matter of eradicating rats for the time being."
He gave us a deep look, with encouragement in his eyes, and earnest expectations... But I always felt like I was on a pirate ship.
...
"I now declare that the Rat Control Team is officially established! Appoint...Han Dong as the captain, He Yinyang as the deputy captain, and Rhubarb as the political commissar. We will eradicate all rats in the city within one month!"
I'm a fool, what a big hat... Am I still the captain!
He Yinyang sat there dumbfounded, overwhelmed with joy, a captain made him so beautiful, and he was still a vice...
"Woof! What is a political commissar? Is it delicious? I won't do it! They are both captains, and I want to be the captain!" Rhubarb said unconvinced.
Xu Hui smiled and said: "The political commissar has more officials than the captain, you are in charge of them!"
When Rhubarb heard it, he was overjoyed, barking non-stop.
I curled my lips and said, "Will you be paid?"
That's what I care about the most, sir, my buddy is still unemployed, the captain said it nicely, it's useless if you don't give money!
"Eh..." Xu Hui showed embarrassment on his face, smiled and said: "Look at you, it's vulgar to raise money, isn't it? If you wipe out all the mice in this city, it will be a meritorious deed." what!"
……
This is how the rat extermination team was established, and I even became the captain in a muddleheaded way, but this officer is too aggrieved, not only has no money, but also no salary!
People say, "One term of Qing magistrate, one hundred thousand snowflake silver." 'But what about me?The working daughter-in-law has nowhere to go, and she has to be a volunteer.
But it seems that we don't need to worry about rat extermination. Rhubarb greeted his subordinates happily, and carried out a sweep of the underground pipelines in the entire S City.A large-scale encirclement and suppression of "dogs take mice" was staged, and the entire Fengtian City was turned upside down.
Gradually, the number of big rats became less and less, and finally some traces could be found sporadically, but nothing like the "child abuse case" happened again.In a sense, the Rat Extermination Ranger survived.
It's nothing for me to exterminate rats. He Yinyang and He Yinyang are in the dormitory all day long, listening to rhubarb's good news.
He Yinyang listened to Rhubarb's report with great satisfaction, and punctuated the drawings of the sewer pipes in S City, feeling a little strategizing and pointing out the country.
This guy doesn't go back to work in the funeral home anymore, too, who wants to deal with the dead all day long?Mr. He Da called his grandson N times and told him to go back to report. This kid didn’t want to go back. In fact, I know the real reason. His childhood friend’s makeup artist returned to Hong Kong, and he didn’t think much about the funeral home. thought about it.
Mr. He Da originally wanted his grandson to inherit the ancestral business, but this rebellious son was having fun outside, and the old man became impatient, and resorted to a vicious trick, cutting off the boy's fortune, and he lost even a penny of pocket money!
He Yinyang soaked two bags of instant noodles and looked at me wanting to cry without tears.Eating out had always been my job, but now I feel like throwing up just looking at her face.
Our economic conditions are declining day by day. According to this trend, we will be begging on the street soon.In the middle, I occasionally went out to distribute leaflets a few times, and took part-time jobs a few times. As a result, I went back to the pre-liberation after soaking in a sauna.
I've been thinking about what kind of work I should do these days. Living people can't be suffocated by urine, but look at our majors. One majors in business and the other majors in advertising. It sounds like a bluff, but in fact it doesn't matter. !
On the way, I went to a few small companies for interviews. I talked about Kaikai, and I also used my knowledge of physiognomy in the interview. I talked nonsense with a few big sisters. After listening to me, the big sister sent me out flattered , Let me go back and wait for the call notification, but nothing happened when I went back.
Is it so difficult to find a job?Am I going to be a part-time job for the rest of my life?
Just after I got a bad nose, in this miserable misery, I accumulated a lot of knowledge, thought it over, and I was as wise as a fool...well, I suddenly had a bold idea.
I have had this idea before, and after it is done, I can't help but be able to show my talents and make a fortune every day!
...
I told He Yinyang about opening the 'Fengshui Studio', and she looked at me with a shocked face.
After being stunned for a moment, she clapped her hands and said three words 'good', exactly the same as Uncle Benshan.
"But Brother Dong, why is it called 'Fengshui Studio'?" He asked me stupidly.
I glanced at him, although no one is shouting the slogan of 'Down with ghosts and snakes' anymore, and the country no longer prohibits Mr. Yin Yang's business.But you can't open a shop directly to tell fortunes, right?Can the IRS agree?
If you want to get a business license, you have to name it with a literary point, such as "Zhougong Surveying Museum" and "Foyuan Store". The names of these stores are all I saw on the street.
The name 'Fengshui Studio' is my idea after careful consideration. With the backing of Fuxi Tianshu, based on our formation skills, it is not easy to show Fengshui to a certain company!Now the richer people are, the more they believe in this thing, which I think is very profitable.
(End of this chapter)
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