Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 165

Xiao Yaoer and I still couldn't get together in the end, we cried heartbreakingly after we got home, lord, why did my brother's emotional path go so destructively!

I know that maybe she will completely disappear in my life. There is a layer of kraft paper between men and women. If I break it, I may not even be able to be friends. My childhood sweetheart in Changbai Mountain will not be able to go back.

People are like this, you once had something too beautiful, you regarded it as a treasure, but in the end you found that the treasure was gone, it felt like Fan Jinzhongju!
So from then on I was just like Fan Jin, muddle-headed, foolish, even my QQ signature became scarred, facing the empty room, screaming helplessly at the cold air, except He Yinyang, the eunuch who seemed classic , But the comments that don’t match the horse’s lips, no one will comment on me again. The more vulnerable you show, the more people will look down on you, take out your own sadness, disgust others, and disgust yourself.

I knew that He Yinyang wanted to enlighten me, but I insisted that he was gloating and mocking, because my heart was really hurting, so painful that I couldn’t bear any stimulation, the more he used those words to stimulate me, the more I felt The more uncomfortable it is, the more I can't wait to call my father and mother.So I always scold him: "Fuck you! Can you not disgust me with philosophy? If I want to study philosophy, Baidu is more qualified than you!"

In those few days, I drank too much, lingered in bed, didn't go to the studio, and just ate at home and waited to die.He Yinyang got angry, came to my rental room, and pulled me out of the bed, "Han Dong, you are a coward! Aren't you just a woman! As for me! I haven't even tasted the taste of a woman, at least your fucking functions are still complete, can you give me a man once! You are in your twenties, and you are drunk all day long. Do you think you are such a coquettish little demon? Can my son come back! Don't fucking dream, don't fucking make me look down on you!"

"Whether your studio is going to work or not, if you don't do it, you will withdraw your shares and get out immediately!"

It's the first time this kid is so big to me!A few 'fucking' confused me, and then woke up, I was finally stimulated by the fucking, I stared at him blankly, for the first time I felt that the eunuch was so tall, and it was the first time he sent a message to me Such a big fire, motivating me with his most taboo thing about 'sexual dysfunction'.

I screamed and started fighting with him in the rented room, not because he scolded me, I never treated him as an outsider, I just used him to vent my anger.

Not surprisingly, he was bruised and swollen by me. Surprisingly, he didn't say a word this time. He only responded to me with heavy breathing and a bright smile. The smile was so silly and sincere.

I twitched the corner of my mouth, with a hint of gratitude on my face, I crawled out of the bed, patted his shoulder and said, "Xiaoyin, I will treat you better in the future!"

He chuckled, "Brother Dong! Don't take it too seriously, no one wants you, I want you! Look, we two have a cloudy year and a cloudy year, and a sunny year and a sunny day. Yin, one Yang, I heard from Wang Jing that you can practice both ways!"

Hearing what he said, I couldn't help but a layer of white sweat rose up on my back, and the anger in my heart surged up again, and I wrestled with him under the quilt again, sir, this time it's not for me, it's for His Brokeback Mountain!I have to wake him up this time!Otherwise, the consequences will be disastrous!
He has been beaten countless times by me since he was a child, only this time makes me feel the most fucking happy!If you are unhappy, I will let you fight, this **** is the buddy!
After that, the two of us walked out the door with our arms, and our romantic and happy second life began again!It turns out that this motherfucker is the man!

……

This year's winter came too fast. My name is Han Dong, and I can feel the coldness of winter better than others.This winter, when the wind blew, it was always emotional and hurtful when it blew on my mouth, even my eyes became distracted, and my body also became erratic.

I never knew that losing someone is so painful, it hurts both people and body, anyway, I am not the only one who is worthless, and I am not afraid of being laughed at.

The real joke is that I failed the graduation thesis defense, and I was so embarrassed standing on the podium.

You copied me, I copied him, and he copied Baidu. Brother Dong disdained it, and edited and compiled a graduation thesis "On Fengshui Design Concept".

In order to write this thesis, I have put in a lot of effort, and I have included some of my insights from "Fuxi Tianshu". This is the essence of Feng Shui knowledge, and the theoretical level is very high. I can't help being a little complacent.

It is the age of prime and prime, so I don’t expect to become popular and become a person like Mo Yan. I don’t care about the Nobel Prize. I just hope that my ideas can be carried forward and that what I have learned can be used for the society. The cause of communism has lost its light and heat, and it will not hesitate to fight for the motherland to the last second.

But during the defense, I stood on the podium for only half a minute before being kicked out. When the teacher opened my thesis, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he raised his head and stared at me with dead fish eyes.

"Han Dong! What are you writing about? Didn't I suggest you write an introduction to international trade?"

Introduction?What is that?If you ask me to cover it, I will cover it. Aren’t I very shameless? I remember that the old guy said at the beginning that he wanted to write an internship paper, an internship paper?Is there ah there is a wood, what does the internship mean?That is, what to do, what to write!This is what I do, and I can't do anything else!

Sir, three years!I haven’t even turned a few pages in the textbook. If you ask me to defend, it’s better to let me have a bowel movement. I’m not even willing to throw away that book. It’s all piled up in the toilet of the rented house for wiping my buttocks.

In fact, in our business class two, there are 34 students, except for one who dropped out of school and six who didn’t want a diploma. It seems that after the discussion, no one wrote internship papers, but business papers. Most of these papers came from Baidu, but the old professor read it with great interest and nodded frequently.

Now there is such an outlier like me. He took my majestic but nondescript and slanted thesis, and his hands shook with anger.He yelled at me: "It's an insult to the gentleman! It's an insult to the gentleman!"

Mom!How could I have insulted me? I am seeking truth from facts, okay?
All the teachers took my feng shui thesis and read it over and over, and all of them had pale faces. In the end, I was kicked out without saying a word on the podium. Strolling around, the instructor Shen Yue came to me in a suspicious manner.

I thought she was going to get mad at me, but she just let out a breath, patted my shoulder, and said sadly: "My condolences!"

What... what do you mean?

"You failed your thesis defense, and your graduation certificate will be delayed for half a year..."

I am a grass!Can't!My father, mother, grandpa, and grandma are all at home waiting to see my graduation certificate!I don't care about the Laoshizi graduation certificate, it's just a piece of paper, what can you do if you print an extra one, after all, it is the result of our three years of hard work!
This winter...is even colder!I am just a hard worker, without a graduation certificate, and I dare not go home during the Chinese New Year, how miserable it is to be stuck in a rented house...

This year, I spent the New Year outside alone, eating mutton skewers in the ice and snow with my friend He Yinyang, and singing in the snowdrifts when I got drunk.

I said, "Why don't you go find your partner!"

The old man said bitterly to me, "My daughter-in-law is back!"

Daughter-in-law, what a sacred word?
...

Wearing the scarf you gave me and stepping on the snow among the pines, my mind is constantly lingering, but the only thing that lingers in my mouth is a deep sigh.Could it be that your love for me is really endless and endless!

That being the case, let's remember it!Different species, different paths, you have given up on the cause and effect of the three generations, why can't I let go, if I am still so persistent, how can I respect you.

...

This year, I started to meet all kinds of people, started to learn how to pretend to be powerful, started to talk about cooperation, and started to set foot in KTV nightclubs... claiming to be all kinds of romantic, romantic, but in reality, the feasting and debauchery are extremely depraved.I am used to seeing intrigue and forgetting righteousness when I see profit.

This year, I learned to grow up, and I have been dealing with ghosts all the time. Only after I left school did I realize that society is such a reality.

Business is not easy, it's still the old routine, He Yinyang's daily task is to go to the funeral parlor to win the relationship besides showing the girl's palm reading.Relying on the reputation of Mr. He Da, we have also attracted many customers.

The studio began to get on the right track, and the nearby villages knew that there were two figures like us, and persuaded a few fellow villagers to hold funerals in the funeral parlor, and got some commissions in the middle.

I became a half-yin and yang of the funeral parlor, commonly known as "eating the dead", and my temperament was becoming more and more in the direction of a magic stick.

Look at the coffins of the deceased every day, and serve 'them' comfortably, accompany the funeral, accompany the wake, accompany the make-up, accompany the cremation... Uh, bah bah bah!Accompanied by sending to cremation.

In addition, hold a memorial service for the deceased and preside over the farewell ceremony.

Every old man who died praised Han Dong for his great job as the host of the funeral. They even came to thank me in their dreams at night, which kept me awake at night.

A person dies once in this life, and death is ashes. What reason do I have to be stingy with my eloquent speech?I have cried, laughed, and hurt myself, but I hope that everyone will be happy, clean and thorough when they leave.

Looking at the yellowed bones left over from cremation, I sometimes burst into tears. This is fate and life...

(End of this chapter)