Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 186
On the second day of the Zhou Skinning Fa Conference, there were still huge crowds of people, and it was in full swing. Due to the divine performance of the previous day, Master Zhou's voice became louder and louder.

In a burst of thunderous applause, that sanctimonious god stick walked up to the front stage naked again, and the mountains and tsunami continued for a long time.

He Yinyang and I sighed secretly, belief is indeed a terrible thing, even more evil than pyramid schemes.

"Good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. Yesterday I used my divine eyes to verify the importance of cause and effect for everyone. Therefore, we must accumulate virtue and do good deeds on weekdays, do less evil karma, and keep ourselves away from illness. stay out of trouble..."

Ah!Watching Zhou Papi's eloquent speech, I couldn't help but feel disgusted. This kind of pious villain is also worthy of saying "good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil"!Thanks to him saying it out, this is just his gimmick. On the surface, he is preaching righteousness. The more he says this, the more people will believe in his supernatural powers. It is really unreasonable to use justice to decorate his filth.

"Brother Dong! When shall we do it?"

"hold on!"

...

Zhou Papi made a lot of hype, and the crowd was in high spirits, as if they were about to follow Master Zhou to ascend to immortality.Finally, it's time to see a doctor again.

The first person to come on stage was an old lady, trembling, as if she could hang up at any time, did she really act like him? If He Yinyang and I hadn’t known that they were invited to sing the double reed, I’m afraid we would have been rejected. Lied to.

"Old lady! What's wrong with you!" Master Zhou said kindly.

The old lady burst into tears, she was more professional than those mourners in our funeral parlor.

"Master! My old man passed away for a whole year, but I dreamed of him every day! Every night I had nightmares, and he said he would take me away!" the old lady cried.

Master Zhou said kindly, "Where are you going?"

"He said he was going to take me to the underworld!" The old lady held up the microphone and said in horror.

Wow~~~!There was another uproar in the audience.

He Yinyang and I sneered, you guys just act and continue acting.

Master Zhou asked the old lady's husband's name and birthday, and his eyes narrowed again and turned directly under his eyelids.

"Ah! I see!" Zhou Papi suddenly opened his eyes and sighed: "Old lady! Your husband is in the underworld now, and he is waiting for you below! He will come to pick you up tomorrow spring go down!"

Zhou Papi's words were endlessly startling, and the audience was shocked, and there was a burst of whispering.

The look of horror on the old lady's face became more intense, "Master! Why is he waiting for me below! I don't want to die! I haven't hugged my grandson yet!"

"Oh!" Zhou Papi pretended to be surprised, "I asked him just now why he picked you up."

"What did he say?" the old lady asked hurriedly.

Zhou Bapi sighed and said: "He said, when he was dying, you held his hand and said, you don't want to live anymore, you want to go down to accompany him. He wants you to keep your promise!"

"Ah!" The old lady's face showed a look of panic, her eyes widened and she said, "I said so, but I said it on the spur of the moment. It can't be true. Master, help me! I know wrong!"

Zhou Papi nodded and said: "Knowing your mistakes can make a difference! Remember that disasters come from your mouth! There are causes and effects in this world. When he died, you said you would go with him. Reincarnation is waiting for you below, this is fruit, so now you always dream about him!"

"Oh master! Help me, I don't want to die!" The old lady cried in a mess.

"Okay, okay!" Zhou Papi smiled and said: "Don't cry anymore, take my booklet, go home and recite the scriptures, read ninety-nine 81 times, naturally he won't pester you anymore, reincarnation And go!"

"Thank you, master! Thank you, master!"

The old lady stepped off the stage happily, and there was thunderous applause from the audience.

He Yinyang and I looked at each other in blank dismay. While admiring Zhou Papi's acting skills, we both admired the old boy's whimsy and whimsy. It was really an eye-opener.

We would never have imagined such a bizarre example of cause and effect. If we hadn't learned the inside story from Zhou Ying, how could we have thought that all of this was just a hoax.

No wonder this old boy has been standing tall for many years. He cheated from Southeast Asia to Spain. He really is a professional liar!
"Go! Move!"

Just as the second lucky audience came on stage, the two of us quietly got out of our seats and made a roundabout to the back of the stage.

Just behind the stage, there is a long, dark passage, which leads directly to the back of the scene, and the lucky audience usually passes through here.

In fact, our strategy is very simple, pretending to be a lucky audience, and then make Zhou Papi scurry, so as to expose his deception in one fell swoop.

But as soon as the two of us showed up, there was a low shout: "What are you doing!"

A few bodyguards in black suits emerged from the shadows. My lord, you can tell by looking at Schwarzenegger's size that these people are Lianjiazi. How could Zhou Paipi be careless in such an important link? Naturally, there are heavy guards!
It is not acceptable to attack by force, otherwise we will have to be sent to prison before things get aroused, so we can only outsmart them.

"Big Brothers, we are lucky viewers!" I said with a smile on my face.

The leader in black raised his sunglasses and looked at us: "Have you been arranged for today? I don't remember you!"

Ah!It's exposed, it's really tricky!

"Big brother, big brother! The order has been temporarily changed, and we will be next!" We both said hastily.

The man in black gave us a suspicious look, "Wait! I'll ask!"

Ask your uncle!If you ask this, you will be exposed, come on!
The man in black walked to the side, lifted his collar and muttered something in a low voice, He Yinyang and I had wet palms nervously, we were reckless this time, we should step on it better, but who would have thought that there would be so many people in the backstage watch over.

The man in black was talking with the 'collar', his face gradually became ugly, I thought to myself, 'It's broken! '.It was designated that he was exposed!
Putting down the 'collar', the man in black winked at the surroundings, and all the men in black immediately surrounded us with a 'pleasant look'.

"Don't worry! Mr. Zhou has already told us, you guys will be next!" said the leader with a pleasant face.

Uncle!You lied to a three-year-old!These people must have recognized us, they don't even have the slightest sense of sight, do you think us two brothers are fools?

"Go to your uncle!"

He Yinyang roared, stretched out his hand to pick up an unused chair from his side, and threw it towards the man in black. The two of them had no time to dodge, and they were thrown down immediately.

"Impulse is the devil, buddy!"

"Brother Dong! There is no other way! Let's fight!"

Fight your uncle!If there is a commotion here, the Fa conference will inevitably be affected. What should we do if our plans are swollen?This kid He Yinyang is brave and foolhardy, but Brother Dong can't!

I pulled him and started running, and a large group of men in black frantically chased us.

The space behind the stage in this venue is quite large, there are several corridors with sharp turns, like a maze.

He Yinyang and I were wandering around in the corridor, the footsteps around us became more and more dense, presumably the men in black were rounding us up.

"Brother Dong! What should I do?"

"Fuck you, uncle! Do you have a stand-in?"

"Bring it!"

I was immediately overjoyed, and said, "Quick! Throw it out quickly, go to two doubles at a crossing, and lead them away!"

He Yinyang quickly took out a stack of charms from his pocket, and threw them out like paper money. Suddenly, a large group of He Yinyang and Han Dong jumped out of the flames.

I was dumbfounded, and slapped him on the back of the head, "Your uncle! I asked you to throw two at each crossing. Why are you blocking such a huge pile of waste here!"

"Oh!" He Yinyang hurriedly cleared the 'traffic', and the large group of 'stand-ins' suddenly became agitated, scurrying around like headless chickens, and the originally blocked corridor was in chaos!It blocked both of us inside, and we couldn't get out!
Damn it!Things that are not enough to succeed but more than fail to succeed.

At this moment, I don't have time to pat the back of his head, because the pursuers have already chased him.

"Here they are! They are here!"

A large group of men in black rushed over, and when they saw a large group of 'twins', they were dumbfounded.

The leading man in a suit looked extremely shocked, and quickly said to the 'collar': "Corridor No. [-] asks for support, a large wave of unknown people entered the venue!"

Mai Mai Sasa!Now the fuck is playing big.

The man in black swung his baton and ran towards us. Although a group of Han Dong and He Yinyang were stand-ins, they had no combat power at all. When they saw the man in black coming, their faces showed panic, and they scrambled to escape.

"Damn He Yinyang, what's going on with these doubles, why are they running?"

He Yinyang swallowed and spat, "Dong...Brother Dong, I'm out of control!"

"Your uncle! Ah~!"

In the crowd, He Yinyang and I were pushed to the ground by a group of twins, and countless big feet stepped on us and rushed out. The pain made me gasp, and I couldn't help feeling angry.

"Chase! Catch them!"

Hulala, just as we looked up, we were trampled down by a large group of people, and a large group of men in black rushed over our heads again, almost trampling us to death. I glanced at He Yinyang, this kid is more I was miserable, foaming at the mouth.

After a while, the corridor was finally quiet. I tremblingly got up from the ground, poked He Yinyang with my foot and said, "Dude! Everyone is gone, don't pretend to be dead, get up!"

no response!
"Oh shit! Don't f*ck scare me! Are you still alive?"

He Yinyang also stood up stiffly, wiped the foam from the corner of his mouth, and told me that he was still alive.

A big footprint landed on his face, this Nima is the real Xiaoqiang.

"go!"

"Where?"

"Where are you going?" I sneered and said, "Most of the people in black have been lured away by the stand-ins. Of course we are going straight to Huanglong and be the lucky audience!"

(End of this chapter)