Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 187
He Yinyang and I made a detour from the corridor to the backstage passage, and there were two men in black standing outside the passage, sir!These bastards are really cautious.

"Brother Dong! What should I do?"

"What should I do? Put it down!"

He Yinyang and I walked over with our hands behind our backs.

"Stop! Who are you!" the man in black shouted.

I smiled and said, "Brother Nan asked us to come?"

"Which Brother Nan?" The two men in black showed surprise on their faces.

He Yinyang laughed haha: "Have you heard of Chen Haonan?"

The two stared, their heads shaking like rattles.

Uncle!It's really strange that Hong Kong people don't know about Chen Haonan!

"Get out of the way! Brother Nan asked us to guard for you, so stay where you are cool!"

"Stop! What kind of silver are you wearing?!" Two men in black blocked the entrance of the passage, and took out two electric batons from behind their hands, looking fierce.

"I am your uncle!"

If you don't do it now, when will you wait!He Yinyang and I rushed over like lightning, one left and one right, and suddenly got into trouble. Before the two of them could react, we had already kicked out the electric baton in our hands!
The four of them scuffled into a ball immediately!
These two Hong Kong guys are really fucking difficult to deal with. They look like professional bodyguards. After fighting with He Yinyang, I couldn't beat them at once!
After entangled for a while, He Yinyang and I punched out with both fists, and the two of us flew out together, fell to the ground and passed out, this is the nirvana of our two brothers, and ordinary people really can't resist it.

He Yinyang put on a pose very fraudulently, and there was a feeling of rushing from Chen Haonan in an instant, I kicked him hard, "Stop fucking possing, hurry up and set up the formation!"

He Yinyang and I set up several formations outside the corridor, such as blinding eyes, fascination formations, and defense formations. The passage was blocked for a while, and no ghosts could enter.

"You tie water?"

At this moment, a silly boy in his 20s came out from the darkness, and we were stunned for a moment. We didn't realize that there was someone hiding here.

"Are you tied to the water again?" He Yinyang's Hong Kong dialect is too Nima like, so he hurried away.

The silly boy took a look at us, smiled and said, "I'm a lucky audience!"

"Oh! Lucky audience! Well, what are you acting in?" I asked him.

"Oh! I acted as a college student. I was haunted by a fox demon, and I would have erotic dreams every night. If I hadn't met Mr. He Da, I would have been sucked dry by the fox demon and died!"

This silly boy seems to be short-sighted at first glance, but when we asked him, he said everything like pouring beans, hehe!I don't know how Zhou Papi found such a bastard actor.

The silly boy kept talking about his spring dream, his face was flushed like a jackass with spring hair.

Nima!This is too deep into the drama, still unable to extricate themselves!

"Dude! That's it! Mr. He Da said that you don't need to play today!" I coughed dryly.

"Why?" He stared at me with wide eyes.

"Uh, he said that you are the highlight, and he will let you play the finale tomorrow!"

"Finale? Okay, okay!" The silly boy couldn't help himself with excitement, but his face turned cold again, and he looked at us vigilantly and said, "Then how will I calculate my wages today?"

Uncle, he is still a money fanatic!
I pursed my lips and said, "Mr. He Da told you to go to the Mong Kok Police Station to collect your salary. He has already arranged it. Someone will pay you when you go there!"

"Then how much will you give today?" The silly boy looked at us seriously.

I thought for a while and said, "Maybe one thousand, maybe eight hundred!"

"Hong Kong dollars?"

"Dollars!"

"Oh! Then I'm leaving..."

The silly boy scratched his head, happily throwing himself into the trap.I had already predicted his end, either in a mental hospital, or in a board room for fraud.

Dude, I'm sorry for you!
...

"The lucky audience No. [-] is invited to enter the arena!" The voice of the announcement came from the radio.

I sneered, and finally it was our brother's turn to play!
Can You Feel!

In a passionate entrance music, He Yinyang and I walked onto the stage tremblingly.

"Brother Emma Dong! This is the first time I'm on such a big stage, I'm nervous!" He Yinyang whispered.

"Nervous fart! Look at your beating nature! If you can't do it, hurry down and don't get in my way here!"

"Oh!" He Yinyang let out an oh and actually turned around and walked back.

I was dumbfounded at once, "You fucking are really leaving! Come back!"

"But I'm nervous!"

To be honest, I was also nervous. I used to pee my pants at tea parties when I was a child, let alone such a big scene.

I comforted He Yinyang: "Don't be nervous! Just act as if you are a group of radishes and cabbage below, and follow the original plan!"

As soon as I mentioned radish and cabbage, He Yinyang really didn't feel nervous, and strolled up to the stage as if he was inspecting his own vegetable garden, sir, this kid has a big heart.

In the thunderous applause, He Yinyang and I walked up to the stage. It was the first time so many people applauded me, so excited!Exciting!
Sitting in front of the podium, Zhou Papi showed a look of surprise on his face, and whispered a few words to the female assistant beside him, who rushed towards us.

She came to our side and whispered: "What's going on? Don't tell me it's one person, why are there two people here?"

I spared her and looked at Mr. He Da's vaguely worried appearance, and I couldn't help but feel relieved, and the dislike for him in my heart made me less nervous.

I whispered to the female assistant: "Sister! We think so, two people can act better than one, and we are both fascinated by the vixen, so it is more convincing!"

The female assistant showed a look of loneliness and suspicion on her face, but after hearing what we said about the vixen, she immediately felt relieved, "En! Then you two should cooperate with Mr. Zhou well, and don't make any mistakes!"

"The chicken said, sister!" He Yinyang said obediently.

This sister's call is really sweet!The female assistant was determined, and turned her buttocks back to Master Zhou's side.I took a deep look at He Yinyang, sir!This kid can eat so much in front of women!

The female assistant whispered a few words to Zhou Papi, and Master Zhou suddenly felt relieved, and suddenly there was a hint of admiration in his eyes when he looked at us.

Grandpa, you are beautiful, you won’t even know how to cry if you cry for a while!
Finally, Mr. He Da picked up the microphone, "Ahem! What's wrong with the two children~!"

We both plopped, knelt down and started howling!The cry sounded like a wolf howling, and the audience in the audience was shocked, as if they had never seen someone cry so badly.

Zhou Bapi and the female assistant were also stunned, as if they didn't expect us to act so well, and the admiration in their eyes became more and more intense.

"What are the difficulties of the two little friends, please tell me quickly, this master is in charge of you!"

We both squinted our eyes and glanced at him, no, let’s howl!
Master Zhou and the female assistant were dumbfounded. It seemed that they had never seen such a dedicated person.

The female assistant kept making eye contact with both of us, which meant that we both understood, "It's almost enough, it's too late!"

oh oh!Our crying stopped abruptly, and we wiped our faces, as if we had never cried before.

The corner of Master Zhou's mouth twitched for a moment, his eyes were vaguely praising us, what a talent!

"Brother Dong! You say me?"

"Why don't you talk first!"

"Don't, don't! I'm still a little nervous, you come first!"

I coughed dryly twice, held up the microphone and said, "Master Zhou! I'm telling you the truth! We are both college students in the same dormitory. We always have erotic dreams at night, and we have no strength at all when we wake up in the morning. Look at the circles under my eyes." Black! Your body is getting worse and worse, and you can’t even eat anymore!”

"Ah! So that's how it is! Quickly report your names, and I'll observe you with my divine eyes!"

"My name is Han Kezhou!"

"My name is He Xizhou!"

Hey!It's a good name!One beats him, the other teases him, how can this puja be held!

Of course, Master Zhou didn't hear the true meaning of our temporary name, but closed his eyes and counted.

After a while, Master Zhou suddenly opened his eyes, looked at us with piercing eyes and said, "Oh! It's terrible! You are all haunted by fox demons!"

Wow~!

There was an uproar in the venue, fox demon!Amazing!Everyone was attracted by this strange thing.

Master Zhou sat up straight, sighed, and said, "Fortunately, you met this master today, otherwise the fox demon will drain your essence in your dreams in three days, and you will die from exhaustion." Death!"

times!The two of us fell to the ground very cooperatively, and a group of spectators were dumbfounded.

Master Zhou suddenly became furious, and looked at the two of us with confused eyes, as if he didn't understand what was going on. This is the part of his uncle's ambulance!
"Brother Dong! Why did you lie down with me, didn't you follow the plan?"

oh oh!I forgot.

I jumped up from the ground, hugged He Yinyang who was lying on the ground, and started howling, "Xi Zhou! Why are you so shit!...Ah, what are you talking about?"

He Yinyang pretended to be powerless and whispered a few words in my ear. With a look of surprise on my face, I quickly picked up the microphone and said to Master Zhou: "Master! My brother said he was haunted by a fox demon. The demon is in the venue!"

Wow~!

There was another uproar in the audience.

Master Zhou became anxious immediately, his forehead was covered with sweat, there really was no such link!
Fortunately, the old boy is a 'battle-tested' after all, so he calmed down immediately, and said to me while giving me a look: "Little friend, did you make a mistake! The old man took a look with his divine eyes, where is there any fox monster?" Ah! That fox demon is now cultivating in the mountains, and only comes out at night!"

Hey!night?I will let her out now!
I glanced at the female assistant who was stunned by the side, and the female assistant immediately came to my senses, walked towards us, and whispered: "How do you get back together? What are you thinking about!"

I smiled strangely, and said in a low voice: "This is what Mr. He Da told us earlier. The script was temporarily changed. Master Zhou wants to catch the monster on the spot!"

"Why can't I be stupid?" The female assistant's eyes widened immediately, and her thick red lips parted wide.

At this moment, He Yinyang sat up from the ground with a 'bang', smiled at the female assistant and said, "Because your level is not enough!"

(End of this chapter)