Can Feng defies the sky

Chapter 110
The chef squinted at her, snorted coldly through his nostrils, and pointed to a wooden sign standing on the side of the entrance of the cabin with a contemptuous look. Wei Ling turned her head and saw the sign that said: Pretending to be a married couple For those who eat and drink indiscriminately, please spit out what you have eaten and then jump into the river and swim back and forth twice.

Wei Ling fell down, looked at Ji Yuanhe bitterly, and said half annoyed and half complaining, "Spit it out...swim back? Why didn't you remind me when you came in!"

Ji Yuan and Xiao Yinyin looked at her little face that had collapsed into a bitter melon, picked up the precious bird egg and bit half of it, and said, "Well, it's delicious, it's delicious!" Biting and staring at her, the eyes moved slightly, and the chopsticks followed. With one movement, the other half of the egg was quickly and accurately thrown into Wei Lingran's chattering little mouth.

Ji Yuanhe smiled with changing eyes, "This is the end of the meal, half of each person, no one is left behind and no one loses!"

Wei Lingran's eyes widened, her throat tightened and she choked, she swallowed half of the bird's egg whole without trying a bite.

Ji Yuan and Meiyu smiled, and while pouring tea, they stretched out their hands and patted her on the back. They faintly smiled and said pityingly, "I'm choking... Don't get excited, lady!"

Wei Lingran returned him a tearful but fierce look.

"Before serving the second course, please answer me a question. Only those who answer correctly will be eligible to stay and continue to eat the third course. If you can't answer..." The eccentric chef pointed to another sign, Said, "Please take off your clothes and swim across the river naked!"

Wei Lingran narrowed his eyes, protesting against the consequences of not being able to answer.

But the chef continued, "My question is very simple. I just want to test whether you are a truly loving couple."

Wei Lingran pricked up his ears seriously, while Ji Yuanhe leisurely pulled out the tea leaves and looked at her with a smile.

The chef said: "All the husbands, please tell me, how many teeth does your wife have, and how many baskets and skips are there on her right hand?"

Wei Lingran was a little overwhelmed, who could answer such a tricky question!Who has nothing to do to count the teeth in other people's mouths? Even if someone has counted his wife's teeth in boredom, and seen the baskets and skips in his wife's palm, who can remember so clearly, how many baskets and skips are there in which hand?This is obviously making things difficult!
She didn't finish her slander, the chef said again, "All ladies please answer me, how many baskets and pans does your husband have in his left hand?"

Wei Lingran just rolled his eyes, well, even if the teeth can be counted, which couple is so boring, counting and counting the baskets on the fingers!You have to keep in mind the left hand and the right hand. This guy obviously doesn't want to cook a third dish for them. What test is the love between husband and wife?It's all bullshit!
Sure enough, the vast majority of people couldn't answer the questions. As a result, they were ordered by the weird chef to leave the meal money. The women were given preferential treatment and arranged to sit on small boats. Kuhaha swam to the other side.

Wei Lingran was originally in a somewhat angry and anxious mood, but when he saw the female compatriots sitting in the boat, he felt a little comforting joy in his heart. He thought that the poor Ji Yuan and His Royal Highness would have to suffer a little crime this time, and it would be special to come here as a mermaid. Swimming naked in the romantic winter... When I thought about it, I was suddenly surprised, hehe, I can see someone's good figure for free... I made a profit!
**The sound of the man undressing and splashing into the water can be heard endlessly. The fisher girl in charge of serving the dishes covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly, her eyes darted around Ji Yuanhe's body. Scold... ah!Shameless and shameless!Just wait to see Naked Men!
The weird chef stepped on the stool with one foot raised, his eyes slanted, and he stared at Ji Yuanhe mockingly, "Well, where's your answer?"

Ji Yuan and Youyou raised the teapot, poured it slowly, and drank it by themselves. Their long eyelashes drooped and they were lazy and calm, as if they hadn't heard the chef's voice with anticipation and contempt at all. The fragrant tea flowed melodiously from the long mouth of the teapot and fell into the cup, with a variety of sounds, but it aroused everyone's thoughts.

The chef was not interested in seeing him show off, so he pointed impatiently outside the cabin, and said coldly, "If you can't answer, please go straight for twenty steps, then take off your clothes and jump into the river to reflect!"

Ji Yuanhe still had a smile on his face, gazing at the line of green tea calmly, the chef gave him a lazy glance, and stopped urging him, he took off the foot of the high stool, dragged his feet in disappointment, and stretched lazily Waist yawned and walked in, disappointed as he walked, "It seems that there is no need to cook a third dish today."

"28 teeth, three baskets in the right hand and two skips in the left hand, and one basket in the left hand!"

With a light tone of voice and a leisurely expression, Ji Yuan and his head did not raise his head. After throwing out these words slowly, he leisurely poured tea and held a cup of tea in a leisurely and elegant manner.

Wei Lingran stared dazedly for a long while, recovering from the state of shock, and quickly raised her palms to look left and right, and after counting her palms, she then counted her teeth, and then she continued to maintain a dumbfounded look of shock.

The chef stopped in his tracks, and froze for three seconds in the awkward posture of turning his head and half his waist, then turned around and grinned at Ji Yuanhe for the first time, flashing a bright smile.

Ji Yuan and his bright eyes glanced ambiguously at King Wei who was still in a daze of shock, and suddenly approached her ear, smiling and whispering, "Don't talk about fingers, it's the size of your clothes, and your favorite... bellyband is Which style and which color, I probably know clearly."

Wei Lingran was dumbfounded, and fell into a sluggish stupidity again.

It took a long time to realize that this bastard had already seen her all over... After realizing it, King Wei became angry with embarrassment, his eyes were like razor blades, and he punched hard.

"What about you? How many baskets and pans does he have in his left hand?" The chef looked at her with bright eyes, and the face above his slightly forward body was brought under her fierce fist just in time.

"Boom" someone exclaimed "Ah!"

Then, there is the angry and painful "Ouch!"

After flashing a certain Wei's violent and bloody fist with a smile, Ji Yuanhe shed tears of sympathy for the poor fellow who was punched by the violent woman and turned his back on the ground, and offered a hand to lift up the four-legged unlucky.

"Shrew!" The chef covered his crooked and deformed nose, touched his swollen face that was brother to a pig's head, and blinked his watery eyes, "Whether you can answer it or not, you are not qualified to eat me." The third course!"

"She won't eat, I will!" Ji Yuanhe smiled like a bamboo, resolutely not to be seen by a teary-eyed man with goosebumps, pulled the hapless chef, and insisted not to give up his right to enjoy delicious food.

The chef rubbed his sore and sore nose, pointed to the entrance of the independent cabin in the corner, and sighed angrily and helplessly, "Then please come to the lower cabin to taste."

"Hmph, if he can go, I can go too!" King Wei still got angry, and snorted coldly, followed behind the two, walked to the lower cabin, entered the inner cabin, and the chef walked around in front of him. Then, he stopped in front of a separate cabin.

The cabin space is narrow, the aisle is winding and deep, the smell is dark, the light is dim, the cold wind blows, and an oily smell rolls up from the opening of the cabin door and hits the face.

The chef standing in front of the door suddenly turned around. As soon as he turned around, his face was full of pleading and hope, and he rushed towards the two of them like a shooting star.

With an extremely agile speed and an extremely dexterous figure, he threw himself at the feet of Wei Lingran and Ji Yuanhe.

The two stood quietly at the same spot, looked at each other, and continued to stand still. Both of them were extremely masters, and both had extraordinary adaptability. When the man rushed over, he did not have any murderous intent. With a trace of murderous breath, even martial arts are extremely poor.

If this weird chef wants to do something unfavorable to them, he will definitely die!

(End of this chapter)