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Chapter 20 Xiaobei is going to be a teacher!
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One day, I went to eat KFC with Xiaolu, and when I came out after eating, a foreigner walked up to me.Foreigners, of course, are extremely tall.The figure is like a model, although it has loose stubble, but it is not very old, but it exudes a melancholy atmosphere.If it's not that I'm not familiar with American celebrities with that handsome face, I really want to find one for comparison.In short, I was quite surprised to see such a handsome man in reality.When he came in front of me, I stepped aside quickly and said "Please" to let him go first, and he gave me a full smile at that time.After watching him leave, I said to Xiao Lu: "Did you see, did you see, that man is so handsome!"

Xiaolu: "...This seems to be my reaction, right?"

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Although it was very good when we got back together with Xiaolu, but like all couples in the world, we also had quarrels from time to time, and every quarrel was special to 2012.Once, I exchanged text messages with Xiaolu, and in the middle of the text, there was a quarrel, and I turned off my phone angrily.Unsurprisingly, the uncle said knowingly: "Are you quarreling again?"

I said, "Yes. It's tiring to be in a relationship!"

The uncle said: "Don't be cheap and play nice. You see, I'm over 30 and still single."

I said: "No! Uncle, I envy you very much now! I really don't think dating is interesting at all! Girls are such troublesome creatures! I really want to break up! Find a sensible man to date. It's more worry-free!"

The uncle said calmly: "You see, after you and Xiao Lu have been dating for a few years, even the idea of ​​self-destruction is so basic, how can we separate!"

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As night fell, Xiaolu and I went home after shopping.When I passed by a street lamp, I saw the shadows of me and the deer sticking together, forming a very warm silhouette, so I said to her, "Look, the street lamp makes our shadow look so sweet." The deer looked down. Look.At this time, two boys passed by us talking and laughing, one boy was talking to the other with his head tilted, and from the shadows, the two seemed to be kissing.Xiaolu said: "Good street lamp!"

4
When "Seeing the Dragon Unloading the Armor" was released, I hesitated whether to watch it, but I didn't expect Xiaolu to watch it before me, so I asked her what the plot was.Xiaolu said, "It's a substrate."

"No way!" I was shocked.

"Yes, it tells about the decades-long love between Zhao Zilong played by Andy Lau and his elder brother played by Sammo Hung."

"...Then what does it mean to remove the armor?"

"It's like this. Andy Lau was injured by an arrow. When his brothers asked him to take off his armor and take out the arrow, he refused. But when the brothers left, only he and Sammo Hung were left in the room , Andy Lau immediately said impatiently, 'Brother, take off the armor for me!'..."

So I decisively decided not to watch it.

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Uncle is very stingy.One time he was drinking orange soda and I wagged my tail at him.

"What are you looking at? It's not for you!" The uncle resolutely screwed on the lid.

We used to cook and eat together at night.The uncle said that he wanted to bring lunch to the company tomorrow.

I said: "Then I will put two bowls of rice down to cook rice every day, so that I can cook four bowls of rice. I can eat one bowl, and you can eat two bowls. You can bring the extra bowl as a lunch box."

The uncle was moved and said: "Why are you so kind to me? What should I give you in return?"

I pointed to the bottle of orange soda.

The uncle finished his soda with a "gudu gudu", then wiped his mouth and said, "This can't express my gratitude."

Are you petty? !
Another time the uncle ate jelly.I said, "Uncle, I want it, I want it."

The uncle said: "Why?"

I raised my bowl-sized fist (our bowls are small) and said, "That's it!"

The uncle looked at my fist with a smile, slowly uncovered a piece of jelly in his hand, moved his stubble-covered mouth up to suck it, chewed it, and sucked the remaining juice Suck it up, turn the empty box over so I can see it, end up in the trash, and pick up a new jelly and start eating.

To be despised to such an extent!
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That day I went to the balcony to collect my clothes, and as soon as I went up, I found that my underpants had been blown to the ground by the wind, and I walked over in shock, only to see my uncle’s shorts under my underpants... Immediately, this image appeared in my mind: My underpants were blown by the wind and "ahhh~" fell off, and then the uncle's shorts shouted: "Sister Panties, don't panic! Brother is here to save you!" and put it under it desperately.

I told my uncle about this childlike fantasy, and he threw the shorts he had just received back into the washing machine without hesitation.

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Glasses said: "I bought a book, let me lend it to you." I was surprised, this is the first time he wants to lend me a book.I said yes, took it over and took a look, and the name of this beautifully packaged book was surprisingly called "Asshole Culture"!Being shocked, Glasses came over and pointed to the first sentence on the introduction and said, "Look at how well written this sentence is, 'We exist because of assholes'." I threw the book back to Glasses in horror.Do not!I don't admit that I exist because of that thing!

...But that book is real, and those who are interested can find it and study it.

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When going out with glasses, he would often whisper in my ear: "Look at that man, he forgot to pull the zipper." We laughed together.After a lot of times, I can't help but develop the habit of paying attention to whether other men are zipping or not.Once when I went out with my uncle, I got a lot of rewards on the road. I reported to him that a certain man forgot to zip up his zipper every now and then. The uncle finally couldn't bear it and said, "Can we take our eyes off other people's crotch for a while?"

But when we were returning to the dormitory that night, a man rode a bicycle and drove past us at high speed, and there was a small light under his seat near the chrysanthemum that was blinking.After the car drove away, the uncle pointed at the man's back, clapped his hands innocently and cheered: "Look, look, that man's chrysanthemum is shining!"

Although in the city, there are still many citizens whose cultural quality is very low, such as urinating everywhere.In some less prosperous areas, when it is getting late, you can often see some unscrupulous male compatriots dormant in the shadows and release themselves, which makes me very contemptuous as a male.That time when I took the bus home with Xiaolu, I found one after a while, and every time I pointed it out to Xiaolu immediately: "Look, look, I found another one who urinated everywhere!" After I found three in a row, Xiaolu was depressed. He said to me, "Is it so exciting to count how many men urinate everywhere you see?"

...Down with the rotten girl!
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When I was shopping for vegetables in the supermarket, I saw a few very thick cucumbers, which felt very heavy in my hand, so I thought about what to do with them, thinking and thinking...Suddenly someone patted me Suddenly, I was shocked and found that it was the uncle behind me.I gasped and said, "You, why are you here?" The uncle said, "I got off work early today, so I came here too, and I didn't expect to meet you." Then he looked at my cucumber.I quickly shook my hand, threw the cucumber away, and said, "I don't mean anything! I just want to buy it for cooking! I was just choosing which one to buy!" The uncle patted my shoulder hard and said, "I I know! I know everything! Calm down! I'm not a rotten girl, I won't mess with you!"

Not good, I became nervous because of Xiaolu's influence.

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Uncle told me the news: Xiaobei is going to be a teacher!It is said that after she quit her previous job, she has been concentrating on preparing for the qualification certificate exam, and then successfully became a primary school people's teacher through the door arranged by her parents.After hearing the news, I fell into panic, and the uncle was still imaginatively saying: "Ah, if I marry Xiaobei, won't our children be able to receive a small-scale education in the future? Other people's children improve quickly." I said: "Uncle, let alone whether you will get married in the future, Xiaobei's children can improve faster than other people's children only if they have a Tanmei index!"

Sure enough, not long after, I heard many anecdotes from Xiaolu about Xiaobei's career in education.When Xiaolu told me in an envious tone that Xiaobei had quietly paired the first-grade boys in her class several times, I burst into tears.

What will happen to the world when a rotten girl becomes a teacher? !
(End of this chapter)