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Chapter 21 Grandma!Has the sun come out and the moon has gone home?
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Chatting with a friend from Hunan, she said that she just wiped the floor, and in order to wipe it more cleanly, she knelt on the ground and wiped vigorously with a rag.I said, "You are like a slave girl." She said, "Damn, you are a slave girl. Your whole family is a slave girl." I said, "You are a slave girl, and all of you in Hunan are slave girls." She said, "You guys in Fujian , only your family is a female slave."

... These words are too harsh!I lost!

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How can I describe the cold weather?To put it simply, the weather is so cold that if you spend too much time in the toilet, you will start to have diarrhea.

Another topic about the toilet (edit: enough of you! You stinking guy!) is that I haven’t been back to my hometown for a long time, and every time I go back, I have to lament who doesn’t say my hometown is good.It's not that I've been back home recently.

I said, "Ah, the home is really comfortable, the bed is very warm, the TV is very big, and the food is very good." After I finished speaking, I went to the toilet, and when I came out, my sister asked me, "How is the toilet at home?"

I smiled and said, "Okay, there's a lot of toilet paper."

The younger sister said in horror: "What kind of life do you live outside!"

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Accidentally, I dropped my sister's towel on the ground, and my sister screamed excitedly when she saw it.

I said, "Smelly child, why are you shouting so loudly?"

My sister said angrily, "Who told you to drop my towel?"

I said, "How dare you speak to me so loudly, your wings have grown stiff!"

The younger sister said: "Not only do I dare to speak to you like this, I dare to beat you!"

I said: "It's reversed, the child's father, come quickly!"

...My father said in the room with black lines on his forehead: "Both of you shut up."

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During the meal, the father picked up a piece of marinated hoof for his sister, and it fell into the chicken soup, so he screamed and took it out and put it back in the sister's bowl.The younger sister likes to eat the lean part of the stewed pork belly but not the fat, so she peeled off the fat and the skin, and was going to buy it and return it to the old man, but she missed it and fell into the soy sauce dish.The old man shook his head resentfully, stretched out his chopsticks to pick it up, and then fell into the pork rib soup.

……Enough.

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Recently, my parents fell in love with Happy Farm.For this reason, my mother opened multiple vests to meet the needs of the real account to steal food, grab parking spaces, etc., and also told my dad to help her register frequently.And in the middle of the night, they are always scrambling to get up and steal food, and occasionally they beat their chests and feet to grab the ground when they go late.

One day my mother complained to me, "Your sister is really unfilial." I asked what was wrong. "She actually raised a dog at the gate of the farm to prevent me from stealing vegetables." Mom said angrily.So I went to educate my sister and let her open the farm as soon as possible.Soon my sister cried to me and said: "Mom stole all my vegetables!" And my dad encouraged me to come to Happy Farm more times, "You don't need to do anything, just let us steal your vegetables as much as you want. Just be filial!"

... How fun is Happy Farm!I don't care about you at all!

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Uncle has recently been promoted and is busy with business.One morning when I went out, I forgot to bring my PHS.So I, who hadn't gotten up yet, spent the whole morning immersed in the ringtone of "Grandma! Is the sun coming out and the moon coming home?"It made me wish I could grab the loli in the song by the neckline and growl: "Whether she comes home or not is none of your business!"

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My uncle and I would quarrel occasionally, and when we quarreled, we would ignore each other. It was a very masculine way of cold war!As a result, the sky suddenly changed that evening, and it was about to rain. I found that the uncle's clothes were still hanging on the terrace. At this time, I really didn't want to let him live or die, but wouldn't it be naive?So I resolutely helped the uncle collect the clothes.

When the uncle came back, he was a little surprised to see the clothes that survived the disaster on the bed, but he looked a little embarrassed, so he asked me casually, "Did you collect it for me?" I didn't look at him directly, just matured nod.The uncle said: "But didn't we quarrel before?" I turned my head, gave him an elegant smile, and said, "I don't know, maybe, this is the so-called 'friendship'." The uncle seemed shocked Yes, he looked at me fixedly...then let out a "poof" laugh.

...So, so rude!

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Uncle used to boil oil in a pot with a few slices of fat meat, and then use a bowl to add the oil. This is homemade lard.Occasionally use a spoonful when cooking, very fragrant.Sometimes I start the fire myself and use the oil very cherished.One day, on a whim, I used a spoon to poke away the two stiff pieces of fat floating in the oil bowl... I saw a piece of spiders and flying insects floating in it that I didn't know when they died.

... The lard I used thriftly turned out to be a tonic wine soaked in worms! Where can TvT gastric lavage?Where can gastric lavage be performed? !

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One ride, a young girl sitting next to me suddenly asked me where I was, and I told her, and we started talking.It turned out that she was going to a certain university, but she asked me casually: "How old are you?" I was so excited that I almost burst into tears.How long?How long has it been since anyone mistook me for a student?Although I always boasted that I was full of youth and exuded the atmosphere of a student all over my body, Xiao Lu ruthlessly pointed out that I only exuded the temperament of a migrant worker, which hurt me very much.

At that time, I replied to the girl in a modest tone: "I have graduated for many years."

The girl was shocked and said, "I thought you were a freshman at most."

I said, "No, I'm actually an uncle."

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Went to the wedding of a college classmate who fucked badly that day, and it was the most minimalist wedding I have attended in recent months.The bride is from Hubei, and if she really had to travel thousands of miles to Hubei to pick her up, she would have to celebrate the New Year directly when she came back, so she was arranged in a hotel in the groom's place, waiting for the groom's good news.The groom's fucker acted very excited and got straight to the point.For example, when he saw the bride, he smiled lewdly and said, "I'm here, let's go!" and the woman couldn't wait to say, "Yeah!" They ran out happily holding hands.We shouted from the side: "Both of you, be more reserved!"

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Before the wedding banquet, there was a link where the bride and groom teamed up to open a bottle of champagne and let the cork spray out. I saw Lan Fuck and his wife shaking the champagne up and down, once, twice, three times, four times, five times ...but the cork just refused to go away, and the hungry guests in the audience were suddenly anxious.In the end, Lancao himself became anxious. He gave up shaking and tried to remove the plug with his hands, but after taking it for a long time, he still couldn't take it off... Relatives of Lancao couldn't stand it anymore and came to the stage to help each other. Finally, with everyone's concerted efforts Finally, the cork was removed.

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When it was time to toast, the old platoon was in high spirits, because the last time he got married, he was severely embarrassed by the bad fuck, and the old platoon vowed to take revenge.At that time, other than a few college classmates, the people sitting at our table were the parents and sisters who were bad fuckers. In front of them, the old platoon burned three holes in a Coke bottle with cigarette butts and inserted a cigarette respectively, ready to let Lan Fuck smoked these three cigarettes at the same time with the mouth of the bottle in his mouth.Listening to the old platoon's inhumane plan, the rotten parents and sister were terrified, and I couldn't bear to watch it.At this time, the parents of Lan Fuck suddenly asked: "Is three enough? Do you want to add another one?" My sister also excitedly suggested: "Why don't you put some water in the bottle and let him smoke hookah!"

... Are you really a family?
Then Lan Fuck really picked up the Coke bottle in the posture of blowing against the bottle, and took a big breath like an asthmatic patient putting on an oxygen mask.The three cigarettes were burning slowly, and the inside of the bottle was filled with smoke, and his face was flushed quickly. At that moment, I clearly saw smoke coming out of his nostrils and ears at the same time... This is the so-called smoke from seven orifices!I almost burst into tears watching this, and quickly uttered a cry for justice, which read: No one is allowed to help him!Let him smoke it all by himself!My snarl frightened my fucking wife who was puffing on a cigarette to speed up its combustion.In the end, when he finished smoking, he almost fell into a coma due to lack of oxygen. How cruel life is!

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When I left the hotel, I saw a fight happening at the door.After a young man in red was flattened by a bald young man, he calmly walked to the flower bed, found a brick and tried to fight again, but was stopped by his friend.After reading it, Bada sighed: "The young people of today..." I said, "So we have reached the age where we can say 'the young people of today'." At this time, the young man in red had already started calling. The person came, but the bald-headed young man still stood there and waited timidly.While talking on the phone, the young man in red said to the bald young man, "You are finished", and at the same time, there were already a lot of people around. They watched the development of the situation very nervously, and couldn't bear to leave.At this time, several motorcycles arrived, and many arrogant and delinquent teenagers galloped down.Just when we were excitedly thinking that the bald-headed young man was going to die, the bald-headed young man pointed at the group of people and pointed at the young man in red, and the group immediately swarmed up... The young man in red ran away at an astonishing speed .This plot really took a turn for the worse!
(End of this chapter)