Otaku man rotten goddess horse is the most annoying

Chapter 24 What a Scary Future
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Because the manga "Bleach" is going from bad to worse, Xiao Lu, who originally liked to follow it, has given up for a long time.But I still maintain the habit of reading it as soon as I see an update every week, anyway, it doesn't take much time...In the recent plot, Kisuke Urahara and Aizen met each other.They have been separated for a century and haven't seen each other, and then Aizen raised a knife at Urahara... I was very nervous watching it, and hurriedly went to spoil it to Xiaolu.Xiaolu's eyes sparkled and he said with emotion: "Brother Lanran stabbed Uncle Urahara as soon as he saw him? What a thirsty yearning! It's worthy of 'BL-each'!"

I"……"

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Iron Man 2 is out.The little deer took me to see it excitedly.Although I didn't think the first one was that good, I still risked my life to accompany her.As expected, this film made me very bored watching it, but Xiao Lu watched it extremely high, and kept saying that Downey the Carrot Head deserved to play Sherlock Holmes, so how can he look at him now?There is a plot like this: After the villain played by Mickey Rourke was captured, he was imprisoned in a secret room disheveled.Suddenly the door opened, and several male policemen walked in with arrogance... Xiaolu was very excited at the time, and murmured, "Being a bad guy really doesn't end well! Now I'm going to be extorted by turnips!"

...Hey, don't insult the people's police, okay?

After watching the movie, Xiaolu called Xiaobei happily and said, "Have you seen "Iron Man 2", go and watch it."

"What is it mainly about?" Xiao Bei asked.

"The big villain is a sleazy, pure man. He brandished a whip and whipped Iron Man screaming, and then Iron Man and another man shot at him alone..."

"Understood, such a strong taste is a must-see! I will watch it tomorrow!" Xiaobei said excitedly.

……how so!Did I look at a large substrate?
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Recently, the upstairs of my rented house is being renovated. Every day at seven o’clock, there will be a very harsh sound of electric drills.One day I was so angry that I simply got up early in the morning.Pushing open the door, he found that sitting in the living room with glasses with a very different face, it could be seen that he was also suffering from troubles.The glasses seemed to be getting up, and when they saw me, they said fiercely: "The family upstairs is so bastard! They let people live!" I echoed: "That's right! I really want to beat them up." Glasses He rolled up his sleeves eagerly: "When I get angry, I go up and snatch the electric drill, insert it into their asses, and then start it vigorously until it smashes hard!"

...I suddenly calmed down.too frightening!Angry gays are downright scary!

Because of this incident, I saw the other side of the elegant glasses.It turned out that he also had such rampages. It seems that his claim to be a ghost animal attack is not groundless.When the glasses get angry, they will even vent their anger on others!This man is our painter!Just when the glasses were still annoyed by the lack of sleep, the painter walked out of the room singing a song. He was wearing a vest and a pair of trousers, holding a large washbasin in which colorful brushes and palettes were soaked , His hands are also colorful, and they look like they need to be washed.Then the painter put the big washbasin at the washbasin, and sang happily while washing and washing...

The painter's casualness seemed to arouse the anger of the glasses. He walked over and suddenly stripped off the painter's trousers, revealing the bear's underpants!Then rolled up the vest worn by the artist.

The painter yelled "Hey, hey! What are you doing?", but because his hands were so dirty, he couldn't put down his vest and pull up his pants... just stood uncomfortably in such a funny and perverted posture!The bear on the shorts and the white back glistened... Then Glasses picked up the phone and took several pictures in a row.

After doing this, Glasses seemed to have vented his anger and walked away contentedly, leaving only the painter crying in embarrassment.

... I reaffirm that Angry Gays are just horrible!

But... I think it is myself who is even more incomprehensible!Because, when the painter turned his head to me for help with great effort, and I also walked behind him at his request, I suddenly had an impulse.I didn't want to pull up the painter's pulled down trousers, and I didn't want to put down his rolled up vest, I, I, I...I actually thought: "Anyway, it's all taken off like this, why don't you put it on?" Take off his underpants too!"

This sudden perverted thought made me lose confidence in myself for a while. Is it really because of staying in this perverted environment for too long? !

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It is said that anger is contagious, and the glasses successfully transferred their anger to the painter.For the next few days, the painter was in a bad mood.I saw this scene with my own eyes: when an art dealer came to the house we rented and chatted with him while accepting the finished works of the artist, the artist suddenly hit him.At that time, the art dealer was drinking tea while looking out of the window: "Hehe, autumn is coming again. At that time, you will be able to see a lot of the most beautiful chrysanthemums..."

At this moment, the painter hit the art dealer's bald head hard.

"why did you hit me?!"

"I feel very uncomfortable for no reason."

...It's terrible to vent your anger!

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There is one more topic about chrysanthemums.One day Xiaolu and I had dinner with Xiaobei again, Xiaobei told us anecdotes about her at school as usual.When it came to correcting the composition, Xiaobei said lightly: "I gave a child's composition zero points." Xiaolu and I asked why.

"Because he wrote such a sentence: Our teacher is so beautiful. When she smiles, her face looks like a bright chrysanthemum blooming..."

When I think that this innocent child will have another understanding of chrysanthemums, I feel so sad!
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It suddenly occurred to me that I wanted to review a touching revolutionary novel "An Apple".Everyone must have seen it, right?It was about a group of soldiers who got an apple under the condition of extreme lack of water, but no one was willing to eat it. They were not self-serving and dedicated to others, and they finally chose a large group of people to share the apple with a small bite of each... so I was deeply moved by the noble sentiment.Seeing me rubbing my eyes, Xiaolu hurriedly asked me what was wrong, so I let her read the article.

"How? How do you feel?" I asked.

"A group of men kissing indirectly through an apple, how can you feel?"

"..."

What I thought at the time was, this man is going to hell!
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Xiaolu and I went to a food stall for dinner.The most famous thing there is the roast chicken.Various parts of the chicken can also be ordered a la carte.I looked at the menu and found that there was an option for chicken butt, and I was embarrassed.The boss said heartily: "The chicken buttocks are delicious! It's a famous dish! Wahahahaha!" He boldly took a roast chicken, bit off the chicken buttocks, and chewed While entertaining guests.

"That boss must be gay." Xiaolu said calmly.

"Why do you say that? How can there be so many gays!" I said.

"That chicken is a rooster. You don't even miss the chrysanthemum of the rooster. If it's not gay, what else can it be?"

"..."

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The weather has been very unstable recently, and there will inevitably be heavy rain after the heat.Xiao Lu and I were walking on the street, each holding an umbrella, but we were still very embarrassed by the rain.But it's much better than those without umbrellas.When we passed a school, we saw two little boys sharing an umbrella. Because the umbrella was very small, they were very close together. From our perspective, they looked like they were walking in the rain in a hug. !

"You see, this is how a beautiful friendship sprouts." Fawn pointed at the couple and smiled at me gratifiedly.

"How can you YY the flowers of the motherland... No, you can't..." I persuaded.

"The flowers of the motherland are all so wet..." Xiaolu used every word ambiguously.

Oh my god!
Another time we passed a kindergarten, and the laughter from inside attracted us.We leaned on the fence and saw the girls playing games innocently.

"Look." Little Lu pointed it out to me, and there was a piece of cloth spread on the grass, and the two young ladies were playing house.

"Husband, let's eat ice cream tonight." said Zheng Taijia who was wearing a small apron.

"Thank you, wife." Zheng Taiyi took Zhengtai A's ice cream and praised.

"I want to have a bite too." Seeing that Zhengtai Yi was eating so deliciously, Zhengtai A was greedy and asked.

"Ah—" Zheng Taijia carried forward the spirit of sharing blessings.

After eating, they held hands and danced happily.I saw Xiaolu and I "..." for a long time.

"Maybe they can't find the little girl, and they really want to play house, so..." After a while, I said.

"Give up such positive thinking." Xiaolu patted me on the shoulder with a smile, "The future belongs to them."

... What a terrible future! Come on 2012!

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Waking up early in the morning, it is inevitable that my eyes are bleary, but I managed to go to the bathroom, and when I was about to brush my teeth, I found that I forgot to bring toothpaste.

However, there is a ready-made toothpaste on the washstand in the bathroom.It must be the painter's.After thinking about it, I squeezed a little and started to brush my teeth.Because I'm really too lazy to go back to the room to get toothpaste, so it doesn't matter if I use a little, right?

Just as my mouth was full of foam, the painter suddenly appeared!He looked at me a little dazed.I was shocked: "You must have seen that I didn't bring toothpaste!"

Sure enough, he pointed at me and said, "You are using..."

"Ah, sorry, I started to swipe and realized I forgot to bring it, so I used yours, don't you mind?" I said.

"I mind."

"Don't be so stingy. I'll let you use mine next time."

"No, no need..."

"We live under one roof, and it doesn't matter if we use some things together."

"Others are fine..." said the painter, "but I don't think toothbrushes can be borrowed."

Then I suddenly realized that it wasn't my own toothbrush that I was slamming into my mouth!

...It turns out that I forgot to bring more than just toothpaste!I resolutely threw up!

(End of this chapter)