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Chapter 30 This sentence was said by Big Big Wolf!

1
The fashionable old man is obsessed with the Internet and often updates QQ space or something. He told us about one of his netizens—a middle-aged woman, whose daily updates are "In this lonely night, I wandered alone in front of your window .” Or “Who can tell me, is it really wrong to love someone?” Dad said he was shocked.Then finally one day, when the woman posted "In this lonely night..." again, my father couldn't bear it anymore and replied: "Didn't you just wander around last month? Why are you wandering again?!"

Then I thought of my class monitor in college, a fat man with short legs and the worst popularity index in the class.Now every time I go to his QQ zone, I can see him updating original love poems with deep affection. People are so tired..."

Whenever I feel that my recent life is a bit boring, I will run to his space to read poems.

2
The key word in life recently is "health".For the sake of health, I decided that I can no longer just eat one meal a day and starve myself like a wolf. I want to eat three full meals!Including the most often overlooked breakfast!For this I bought pure milk and honey, just like urinating every morning, making milk every morning.Ah, it tastes as good as Wangzai milk, and you can match it with some biscuits, life is really wonderful.

In addition, I regained my running habit that I had violated for more than five years.I think when I first entered college, every day when the sun went down, I would put on short-sleeved shorts and sneakers and go for a few laps on the playground. In the physical education class, I laughed at the fat man who ran the slowest with everyone "wahahahaha"!Another sport at that time was riding a bicycle to wander around the city, giving full play to the attributes of road idiots, getting lost everywhere, and greatly exercised the strength of the feet invisibly.Or go to the book city to read books for an afternoon, and then rush back in front of the school gate in a hurry to ride back, and plunge into a nearby noodle shop for the only meal of the day...

3
In the second semester of my freshman year, I started going to the gym to practice some exercises related to abdominal and chest muscles. The brothers in the dormitory were infected one after another, and they went together in the evening.Then everyone thought that since they started exercising, they should keep up with nutrition, so they gave up the bad habits of going to the cafeteria or ordering takeaway, and gathered together to eat stir-fried vegetables for a while.During that time, everyone was very healthy and strong, and the common interest was to take off their shirts, stand in front of the door of the dormitory and do bodybuilding poses in front of the mirror, and worked hard to squeeze out the hard cleavage on the chest...

I didn't want to sacrifice sleep to get up early for a run, so I had to do it at nightfall.However, the place where I live is not suitable for running. There is a small school nearby. Of course it would be the best to be able to run on the playground there. However, the school guards the school as if it is a virgin and prevents them from entering easily.I had to choose straight and flat roads to run on the nearby streets, sidewalks and so on.Due to the dusty surrounding cars coming and going, I always felt that the news headlines of "a certain man was exercising on the road and died on the street" would come out while running.You can also go around while running, because apart from the fixed route, I am actually not familiar with this area. Sometimes when I run, I find that many roads are bypassing the analogy.I didn’t know how to run last night, and even ran across a cemetery without even a street light. My heavy breathing in the dark sounded really thrilling.

It's been a long time since I ran. After two days of running, my waist and legs hurt so much that I wanted to ask Gai Zhonggai for help.When you run, you will sweat profusely, and you will slow down and do some stretching and kicking movements. Since it is carried out on the main road, the passing pedestrians and vehicles will look sideways from time to time, and their eyes are full of praise, as if saying: Come on! , Liu Xiang!For the sake of those who support me, I must try my best to persevere.

4
The two men, who just graduated from university (from the conversation), are waiting for someone in the library.The other seats were full, so they sat next to a little boy.Little boy is doing homework.

Then the two of them probably had too much time to chat with the little boy.The little boy's temper is unpredictable, and before I realized it, the conversation they had been talking about just now had collapsed.I saw the little boy angrily packing up his summer homework and preparing to leave. Before leaving, he said: "I will definitely come back again!"

The two men were very excited.Man A said, "Oh, oh, this line is not...by the way, the line of the Terminator!"

Otoman has a different opinion: "No, the Terminator sentence is in English. This line should be from Ultraman Seven. That's what it said once a monster was beaten away."

The little boy couldn't take it anymore, he said loudly: "This sentence is said by Big Big Wolf!"

5
There are a pair of ceramic bears on Xiaolu's bookshelf, but they are actually two piggy banks.It was a long time ago, but one day we suddenly discovered that the marker pen can be graffitied and erased, so we had a weekly face-changing game...

The first one below is a naked photo.Other makeup By Xiaolu, photography By Xiaolu, photography equipment By Me.

Honest type

Vitality type

Scholar
Classic

Profiteer type

Fuji type
Girly

Xiaolu: "No matter how Papa Bear changes, Mama Bear is always by his side calmly!"

Me: "Maybe she didn't realize that she had remarried many times without knowing it..."

(End of this chapter)