Big Islander 2

Chapter 194 Unobstructed

"Is it even better?" Tang Jide couldn't help feeling a little regretful when he saw that Mr. Actor had even dropped the cue stick in his hand. He should have set a rule in the first place, such as two wins in three rounds or something - if that was the case, It seems that Daxing has already lost.

The expression on David's face was constantly changing, ranging from resentment to excitement, and he stopped believing: Could it be that a human can't beat a chimpanzee?

But seeing Daxing sitting on the sofa with Erlang legs crossed, the club clamped at the bend of his legs, the white-haired guy beating his back behind him, and the parrot helping him comb his hair, it seemed like A master demeanor.David was also a little bit uncertain, his game skills were not as good as the actor's, and he probably couldn't beat him!
As a result, David's interest was unprecedentedly high.For him, there are fewer and fewer interesting things in this world, and defeating the orangutan player is the most fun thing right now.

So David turned to Tang Datou with a smile: "Mr. Island Owner, since it is a bet, it must be fair. Your orangutan is indeed very talented in playing, so I will find someone else to compete with it. Everything will be done according to the rules." What do you think of the official game going on?"

"Whatever." Tang Jide put on an indifferent look, if it wasn't for taking down this paradise island and setting up a salvage base in the Caribbean, he wouldn't have time to coax these dudes to play.

So David announced that the game would continue tomorrow night, and he would invite the famous golfer Mike Brown to compete with the chimpanzee, and then these guys started screaming strangely, as if they had just sucked in fans.

Perhaps this analogy is redundant, in the rest of the time, Tang Jide watched some men and women get together to take ~drugs, and then rolled together naked~, so scared that he hurriedly took Xiao Xiami and Xiao Heidu led back to the house to sleep - pay attention to the influence, it will teach bad children!
On the contrary, Princess Yinglun was a little bit sorry, she didn't expect Tang Datou to be out of tune with these guys, she must have never heard the old Chinese saying "Differences do not conspire with each other".

But Tang Jide doesn't blame her, after all, the princess's intention is good, but Tang Jide doesn't like this kind of drunken life.Even the Princess herself could feel that she was a little bit resentful of this circle now.

Seeing that Da Xing also went back to the room, and then lay down on the bed, Tang Jide pawed and pawed it with his feet: "There is still a game tomorrow, hurry up and go to practice."

What responded to him was Da Xing's slight snoring. Although for those men and women outside, the nightlife had just begun, for the people and animals in Peach Blossom Island, it was time to sleep at this point.

At noon the next day, Mr. Mike Brown was picked up by a special plane to Paradise Island. What was slightly different from Tang Jide's imagination was that Brown was already middle-aged, with a big belly and no mastery at all; he came randomly There is also a photography team, which was found by Mr. Actor through his own relationship.It seems that in order to make up for his failure at the pool table yesterday, he gave David a bad idea: to broadcast the human-orangutan battle live.

In the United States, it is easy to find a small TV station, and the TV station is also very interested in this kind of weird game. From the perspective of the game itself, it is still very interesting.In addition, Mr. Actor also promised to be a guest commentator, which can also attract the attention of many viewers.In short, everything is to increase ratings.

When Mr. Brown came to the ball room with a big belly to familiarize himself with the court, he saw a chimpanzee practicing on the table, and an Asian man with a big head knocked on the head of the chimpanzee from time to time. The orangutan either nodded or bared its teeth; besides, there was a little girl with a watermelon hair, who kept making gestures with the orangutan.

Brown is the absolute king in the nine-ball field, but he does not have the slightest pride and underestimates the enemy. As a professional golfer who is nearly 40 years old, what kind of opponent has he not encountered?
However, he had never met this opponent before him. After taking a few glances, Brown became even more interested because he found that the orangutan played well, whether it was the change in the stroke or the cue ball. The positioning is in the realm of a professional player, and even in the handling of certain balls, it is very weird and imaginative-of course, when humans and orangutans think about the same problem, they must have different angles.

An institution specializing in the study of chimpanzees once conducted an experiment in which peanuts were put into a narrow narrow tube with a bucket and a water ladle next to it. As a result, more than half of the orangutans knew how to scoop water with the water ladle and then pour it into the thin tube. Inside the tube, float the peanut shells, and enjoy your meal.

One of the orangutans was more independent. This guy urinated into a thin tube and ended up eating peanuts.Generally, they don't bother others, and they do everything they can do by themselves, and they bring their own water guns.

So Mr. Brown became more cautious after watching the big star play a game.When Daxing and the others had lunch, he also practiced in front of the table for two hours.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the game began.The referee also changed into a formal one, wearing white gloves, with a posture of impartial law enforcement; Mr. Actor also sat on the commentary stand early, in order not to be weaker than the opponent in terms of momentum, Pheasant did his part to play another guest commentator.As for the camera equipment and the like, they had already been set up in the afternoon.

The first is to introduce the players and appearances. When talking about Brown, Mr. Actor listed a long list of championship titles. Brown’s appearance also won warm applause. For this unique game, those dudes are still very welcome.

When introducing Daxing, Yeji also wanted to say something mysterious, but Daxing really didn't make any achievements in the field of billiards.However, this is not a problem for the pheasant. It introduced the movies starred in in English, and at the end, it used its broken voice to draw a long note: "Vassily please? Da-star-"

Not to mention, the pheasant definitely surpasses the average host in rendering the atmosphere, and the on-site director was so happy that he smiled: Where did you find these strange things——

Da Xing was also dressed more formally, even wearing a small vest, but everyone still knew him, and applauded rhythmically following his steps.Da Xing never knew what stage fright was. He grinned and stretched his hands, slapping all the men and women in the makeshift auditorium.

Finally, he stood beside the referee and shook hands with Brown friendly.Brown did not dare to underestimate his opponent, and also shook hands politely. Although Daxing was relatively short in stature, Brown looked very relaxed when he bent over. It seemed that his big belly would not affect anything.

The game adopts the common tie-9 system, that is, one side wins nine games first.At the beginning of the first game, Brown showed the demeanor of a champion, without giving the big star a chance, he simply cleared the stage.At this time, the camera turned to Daxing, and Mr. Actor teased, "Mr. Daxing has already scratched his head. It seems that he is also aware of the strength of his opponent!"

The pheasant snorted twice: "Yesterday you competed with Comrade Vasily, and it seems that you didn't miss your ears—" Then, the pheasant shook off the broken car mouth, took advantage of the gap between the referee's ball, and began to shake off Mr. Actor's game yesterday .

At this moment, on the vast northern continent, many families are also watching TV programs, and many people are immediately interested when they see this unique billiards game: I have never seen an orangutan play billiards before. .Look at its opponent again, the one who sells cakes is actually Mike Brown.

It is said that Mr. Brown's domestic fame and influence are really not small, so many fans began to tell each other, and soon, the ratings began to rise sharply.

Especially when they saw the gaudy parrot in the picture talking, making the handsome face of Mr. Actor next to him turn red, people became even more interested.The guest commentators teased each other, which is so common, I didn't expect that even this parrot would do it.

In the second game, the big star kicked off, and it didn't give Brown any chance. He hit No. 1 to No. 9 and cleared the table with one shot.Among them, the No. [-] ball fell into the bag a little bit luckily. At first, it was bounced out with too much force. After bouncing again at the hole in the opposite corner, it unexpectedly fell into the original hole again, causing the audience and the TV to scream. .And Da Xing waved his little paws to Brown in a gentlemanly manner, and then bared his teeth at Tang Datou, Da Xing knew who did it.

This gesture of waving made Comrade Vasily's popularity index soar, and many viewers in front of the TV were laughing.However, some viewers began to call the TV station, asking if this was filmed in Hollywood beforehand.You know, even the Apollo moon landing, some people in the United States coaxed that it was filmed in a Hollywood studio, and these guys can't do anything.

In the picture, the action of the big star holding the club between his legs is so handsome. The photographer also took a special shot, and saw that it was actually a pair of crotch pants under the vest, so I don't know how many viewers laughed.

After Da Xing got back a round, the pheasant started to make hype, saying that Da Xing was a genius in the chimpanzee world, with ingenuity, such as unlocking a car, driving a plane, etc., all of which were revealed.

"Is this still an orangutan?" In front of the TV, countless viewers were asking the same question.

A major Hollywood director even went so far as to say, "This is a fantastic movie in itself!"

The third game finally started. Since no one had a chance, it was a defensive battle from the beginning, hoping that the opponent would make a mistake.At this time, you can see Brown's real skill, every shot will create a big obstacle for the opponent; at the same time, more and more spectators are also starting to marvel at the big star's golf skills: it is simply too against the sky, no matter how difficult the obstacle is, in There are no obstacles in front of it.The entire billiard table, including all the billiard balls, was completely unobstructed in Da Xing's eyes.

The pheasant also shouted to help Daxing brag: "Mr. Daxing successfully solved the target ball again, and did not leave any chance for Brown. Wow, it can be given an unobtrusive nickname——"

"This must be a pre-filmed stunt shot!" Many viewers shouted in front of the TV, but this did not affect their interest in watching, as if they were watching a wonderful movie.

(End of this chapter)