Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 1 Rescue the Field
"Where is Mr. Guo?"

"What time is it?"

"Refund!!!"

"Refund!!!"

The audience shouted angrily...

Today is the special stand-up comedy show of Jincheng Deyun Society, but there was an accident before the opening. Guo Degang and the old local opera gentlemen sang so happily.

Apprentice Xiao Yueyue searched the remedies on the Internet, saying that drinking sesame oil can temporarily relieve it. After Guo Degang drank a bottle of sesame oil suspiciously, his throat was indeed better, and his stomach was broken...

Outside the toilet door.

Xiao Yueyue pinched her nose and said in a low voice: "Has Master finished playing? Are the audience waiting for you to play?"

Guo Degang's voice was very weak: "You brat, you want to be the first brother of Deyun, you are crazy! You want to kill your master!"

Xiao Yueyue looked aggrieved: "Master, don't blame me, I will go to the trumpet and scold the grandson who made this trick in a while! To save the situation, I invited Uncle Yu from the wine table!"

Yu Qian was leaning on a chair outside the toilet, holding Xingyue Bodhi in one hand, and a beer bottle in the other, with a cigarette in his mouth, blushing like a monkey's butt, squinting his eyes like sleep .

"Pfft!!!" Suddenly there was a crisp fart sound from the toilet.

In a daze, Yu Qian straightened up suddenly, his eyes widened: "I told you about the last bottle, which grandson made another bottle!!!"

"..."

Xiao Yueyue let out a long sigh: "Master, what should I do? Today I just listened to your storytelling to fill in the gaps, and our brothers and sisters can't even tell, why don't we apologize and refund the ticket!"

Guo Degang's weak voice was mixed with a hint of force: "Refunds are impossible! The purpose of our Deyun Club is not to refund tickets! Let Qu Xiaoyun go on stage and say something first, and I will go on stage when I feel better."

"Can Junior Brother Qu do it? Jincheng is the hometown of Quyi. Everyone, old and young, has seen it before. He has never been on stage. I think he will be spit off by the audience..."

"I know my apprentice, and he has been studying with me for several years. There is nothing to say about his ability. As for what will happen after he takes the stage, let's see his fortune. Go quickly."

……

Qu Xiaoyun had nothing to do in the background, watching a short video, smiling brightly - eating in the cafeteria and watching a kid grinning gif on his mobile phone.

"Junior Brother Qu." Xiao Yueyue walked quickly.

"Brother Yue." Qu Xiaoyun put down his phone and stood up to talk.

There is no size on the stage, and there are rules under the stage.

After experiencing the turmoil of Deyun, Guo Degang attaches great importance to the character of his apprentices, and he also pays special attention to etiquette and rules.

"Master has a bad stomach, let you stand on stage for a while." Xiao Yueyue looked very anxious.

Qu Xiaoyun was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect Master to let him appear on stage, especially in a theater as big as Jincheng.

"Here, take it." Xiao Yueyue took an umbrella and handed it to him.

Qu Xiaoyun was at a loss: "Brother, I don't understand. Isn't storytelling a folding fan, handkerchief, and Xingmu? Why did you give me an umbrella? The theater leaked? No way, this is a new theater..."

Xiao Yueyue patted him on the shoulder and sighed: "There are folding fans, handkerchiefs and wake-up wooden tables. Take the umbrella with you. If there are rotten eggs flying up, you can defend yourself."

"..."

Qu Xiaoyun is 23 this year. After failing the college entrance examination, he was admitted to Deyun Club. Unlike other students, he focuses on stand-up comedy, and the detailed points are storytelling.

On the day of the interview, Guo Degang poured cold water on him: "Son, the times have changed. Now it's easy to make a movie with hundreds of millions. Storytelling is difficult and hard to do."

Qu Xiaoyun's straightforward answer impressed Lao Guo deeply.

"I think it's hard to surpass Brother Yue in crosstalk, let alone crosstalk with singing. Brother Xiaozhui's song "Explore the Clear Water River" has turned the crosstalk theater into a concert. I want to achieve some achievements in stand-up comedy. "

After listening to Guo Degang, he commented on him: "This kid is quite stupefied!"

Of course, the interview does not mean that you can pass the interview if you speak amazing words, it depends on your own ability.

Qu Xiaoyun has no system buffs, nor does he have any hacks such as rebirth. It is strange to be able to learn. He has had some strange dreams since he was a child. In the dream, a middle-aged man in ancient costume forced him to learn stand-up comedy.

There are two ancestors of cross talk, one is "Dongfang Shuo" in the Han Dynasty, and the other is "Zhu Shaowen" who was nicknamed "poor and not afraid" in the Qing Dynasty.

The master who taught him was nicknamed "poor and afraid", and his accent was a bit like a Shandong accent, and he misunderstood it at first:
"Begging to be tired!"

What is unbelievable is that the dream is like a series, which can be continued every day. If you don't study hard, the master will "bang bang two punches", and you will still be in pain when you wake up the next day after being beaten.

His abilities are acquired through rigorous training. After entering the Deyun Club, he was trained by his master Guo Degang. Now he really has two talents.

……

Qu Xiaoyun quickly changed into a blue coat, which looked like tights on his body.

It's not because the coat is small. Compared with the three major hobbies of the uncle smoking, drinking, and burning his head, he loves fitness. He often burns cloud cakes with his senior brother and goes to the gym to exercise. It is the golden wheel of muscle in the cross talk world.

Amidst the sound of ticket refunds, Qu Xiaoyun walked onto the stage with small square steps in a steady manner with a trace of anticipation and apprehension.

When he came on stage, he peeked out. The audience in the audience was playing with their mobile phones, booing and booing, and they were a little anxious emotionally.

He didn't choose to appear on the stage as an announcement. If he directly told the audience that there was a substitution, he might not be able to make it to the stage.

When the audience saw someone on stage, they were stunned for a moment.

"Who is this person?"

"I don't know, Miansheng."

"Where's Mr. Guo?"

Seeing him sit down, the audience began to booing, and the theater was in chaos.

"Refund!!!"

"Change to Teacher Guo!!!"

"Go down!!!"

Xiao Yueyue behind the scenes turned around and couldn't bear to watch.

Qu Xiaoyun took his time and slapped Xingmu, but only moved his mouth without making a sound.

This trick was taught by Master Guo Degang. The storyteller just opens his mouth, how can he talk to those people in the audience, you raise your voice, their voice is louder than yours.

This is what he felt deeply when he was in school.

The solution is to just open your mouth and not speak. Everyone is curious. If they can't hear what you say, they will naturally quiet down because of curiosity.

This trick really worked, and the audience's voice became smaller and smaller.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly: "Hello parents, my name is Qu Xiaoyun, and I am a student of the Xiao family in the Deyun Club. Let me pass a message to my master. Tickets are bought at the theater, and tickets are refunded in Iceland." —— This place name is not appropriate now.

The words are clear, the voice is loud, and the speech is not impatient and has a lot of charm.

There was boos in the arena:
"Applause!!!"

"Where's Mr. Guo?"

As a novice on the stage, Qu Xiaoyun was very excited to hear this cry.

"My master is currently practicing in closed-door training at the Reincarnation of the Five Grains, and he is about to leave the closed door. Everyone is tired, and they are idle. I know that everyone is a fan of stand-up comedy. It just so happens that I also learn stand-up comedy. Will you listen to me for a while?"

The audience in Jincheng has a characteristic. They will not look down on you just because you are not famous, but if you are not really capable, they will knock you off the stage harder than anywhere else.

An older lady with a very loud voice shouted in a standard Jincheng accent: "This baby is so handsome, let's give it a chance!"

Scattered female audiences took over:

"it is good!"

"Come on for a while!"

As the voice of approval grew louder, the audience gradually became quiet.

Qu Xiaoyun is very happy, not only because the audience gave the opportunity to perform, but also because of various signals that his appearance is popular with female audiences. In the era of looking at faces, he is expected to become the face value of Deyun Tiantuan.

Xiao Yueyue, who was standing behind the scenes, was trying to figure out how his junior brother was kicked off the stage, but unexpectedly the theater was quiet, so he couldn't help turning around to see how his junior brother should react next...

(End of this chapter)