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Chapter 2 interacts well with the audience
Facing the audience of nearly a thousand audiences, Qu Xiaoyun was calm and composed, and his gestures were like a storyteller.

With a Xingmu sound, he opened his mouth:

"In the first month of the first lunar month, the three brothers went to see the lights. The deaf man led the blind man, and the lame man followed closely behind. The deaf man said that this year the lights will be bright and the cannons will not go off. The blind man said that it is not clear that the cannons will be fired this year. The lame man said let the dog smell of you two Fart, the road is uneven with lights and cannons!"

After the opening poem was finished, the audience hesitated to speak, with a look of unwillingness, and then shouted in unison:

"another one!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly: "Everyone, don't hold back your internal injuries. I know you like interacting with my master very much. I forgot the routine just now. I will do it again. Everyone is ready."

"Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, King Zheng. Feng Chen, Chu Wei, cut cakes and dipped them in..."

The audience was full of excitement, they could be considered to have met the meeting, and shouted in unison:
"Sugar!"

Qu Xiaoyun smirked, and slapped Xingmu: "Brown sugar."

"Call..."

Seeing that they had been fooled, the audience laughed and booed.

I'll give you another chance: "Cut the cake and dip it..."

"brown sugar!"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "I'll give you a chance, you're useless." After speaking, Xingmu patted: "Bingtang!!!"

"How can you eat sliced ​​cakes dipped in rock sugar!"

"Applause!!!"

"another one!"

The audience in the audience tried to make a comeback, and the atmosphere gradually heated up.

The set poems are for the audience to suppress their words, and the times have changed, but it has become a way of interacting with the audience.

Xiao Yueyue in the background was stunned. The younger brother didn't look like a newcomer at all, but looked like an old fritters, so he couldn't help but look at him with admiration.

Qu Xiaoyun clasped his fists together: "Everyone hurts me, it's too simple to set the scene one after another, I can talk about it all night. But that's outrageous, after stepping down, my master can jump up and hit me on the knee. "

"Hahaha!"

The audience filled their brains with the picture and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What kind of stories do you guys want to hear?"

There was a lot of chatter in the audience, the main ones were:

"Golden Ge Iron Horse!!!"

"Ghost ghost fox!!!"

"The adulterous lover kills!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun said with a cheap smile: "Which big sister said that the adulterous lover was killed, is the big brother-in-law at the scene? If you touch your forehead at the scene, the color may have changed a little. Be careful when eating and drinking after you go home!"

There was another burst of laughter from the audience, and the atmosphere gradually improved.

"Today, due to time constraints, let me tell you a short story, which is taken from a story "The Case of Suspecting Murder in the Secret Chamber" in "The Case of the Emperor Ming Zhusi" in the Ming Dynasty."

As soon as the words fell, Qu Xiaoyun added the bgm himself: "Deng thump, thump, thump, how is the background music of my famous Detective Conan?"

The audience in the audience said:
"Applause!!!"

"Not a single note is in tune!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun laughed and said, "I can't hear you!!!"

"Today's story happened in the Ming Dynasty. The specific time is not mentioned in the article, so I don't want to speculate. I like to study Ming history very much. I don't know which emperor of the Ming Dynasty you like. I like Emperor Zhengde very much. He is a man. It's so interesting, it has the same character as Uncle Qian in the background, it's fun.

They are already emperors, and they are happy to be a general.

Another joy is that the inner courtyard of the palace has been converted into a vegetable market, and he has set up some stalls. He brought civil servants and military generals in various costumes, and asked the ministers to set up stalls to sell things. He was shopping in the vegetable market there. Isn’t this Uncle Qian! "

The audience was amused again, looking forward to the next story.

"But he also did a lot of good things. He preached an imperial decree that widows are not allowed to be widows. Because the whole body is buried in the land, cremation was proposed. This was very advanced thinking at that time."

"The story happened in a small county town in Guicheng. Many strange things happened in the county government office, and several county magistrates died tragically one after another.

The newly appointed county magistrate was afraid, and the doors and windows were closed tightly when he was sleeping, and the soldiers were standing guard outside the door in full armor. However, under such precautions, not only the sleeping magistrate died, but also the soldiers standing guard died. There was no trace of fighting at all. Moreover, the doors and windows were intact, and the deceased were all killed with a single knife.

In that era of superstition, this was too terrifying, and this weird story was spread all over the county. They all said that the county government office was haunted by ghosts, and that ghosts killed people. "

Speaking of this aroused the curiosity of the audience, the theater became very quiet.

Seeing this, Qu Xiaoyun was very satisfied, and continued:

"One word spreads ten times, ten times spreads it to hundreds, and this matter has spread to the capital. The county government cannot live without county magistrates, but no one here is willing to go. In the end, the imperial court picked a poor guy who has no money and no power.

The unlucky guy's surname is You, because he was depressed and drinking and swearing at the tavern, the owner of the meal next to him was named Zhou Yuanji, he was a self-taught detective since he was a child, he also heard about this incident, he was very interested in it, and he also has a reputation After striking up a conversation, the relationship was used, and the two changed identities.

Because Zhou Yuanji didn't know much, he didn't dare to bring his family. He brought two servants to take up the post. After arriving, he greeted the yamen servants, checked the county yamen from inside to outside, and found that it was not as evil as the legend said.

This is how people are. When passing on a message, in order to convince the other party, they will further process the story. One pass is more evil than the other. When Zhou Yuanji heard it before, the murderer was deified into a monster like a yellow wind monster. "

"Some people say that there are ghosts, why don't you invite a statue of Guan Erye to town? Everyone, it's not appropriate! When you go to the government department to do business, put a statue of Guan Erye in the lobby, and someone comes to worship with palms together, it's outrageous."

This is the difficulty of stand-up comedy.

Counterpart crosstalk has a question and answer, and stand-up comics have to be done by themselves, and sometimes they have to ask and answer by themselves, the purpose is to tell the story to everyone thoroughly.

Qu Xiaoyun raised the corner of his mouth when he mentioned this: "I suddenly remembered something. One time I went to ktv to sing, and there was a statue of Guan Erye in the hall. I said in my heart, Guan Erye doesn't love money and sex, he is alone from ancient times , let him see this kind of place, can it be effective..."

It was true, and the audience laughed and applauded.

"Tell everyone about the structure of the ancient yamen, which will help you understand the following text.

The hall with mirrors and plaques hanging high is also the place where the master tried cases.

Behind the lobby is the second hall, where the master usually works.

Behind the second hall is the inner house, where the master and his family live, no one else is allowed to enter or leave at will.

Except for handling cases during the day, Zhou Yuanji lived in the wing of the inner house with two servants, Zhou Yuanji lived in the left wing, and the two servants lived in the right wing.

In order to test whether anyone had visited the room, Zhou Yuanji hung three brushes stained with cinnabar in front of the bed in the left wing, and three brushes stained with ink in front of the bed in the right wing. Sleeping in the main room. "

Before he finished speaking, a male audience booed and said:

"fencing!!!"

"Drive the train!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "As Xiao Chunjie of Deyun Club, I can't understand what you are saying at all. I have to ask my master what it means later."

"Applause!!!"

He went on to say: "The reason why Zhou Yuanji did this was because he was about to start planning, but what he didn't expect was that nothing happened for half a year after taking office, and the money was collected in thousands of taels. The subordinates take bribes, and the big ones are given to the master.

But even though nothing happened, Zhou Yuanji did not relax his vigilance for a single day, always lived in the wing room during the day, and lived in the main room with his servants at night.

Something happened tonight..."

The audience's cheeks were hooked by this story, and they all looked forward to what would happen next...

(End of this chapter)