Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 100
The girl who spoke had a golden curly hair, she was pretty tall, and her figure was also remarkable.

Before Zhou Shuyi could answer, a fat man with a flat head and glasses took a puff of cigarette skillfully, put it on the ashtray, and interrupted:
"Mozi, can you restrain yourself a bit, and scare them away again!"

"Come on, brother, sit next to me!" After speaking, he waved to Qu Xiaoyun.

"it is good!"

Qu Xiao glanced at Zhou Shuyi and saw her nodding, so she walked over and sat next to the fat man with a flat head.

"Sister Zhou, the tutoring is very strict!" the fat man teased with a smile.

Zhou Shuyi glared at him and sat next to the girl named Mozi.

There was a large table of grilled skewers on the table, and a few skewers hadn't been touched. It seemed that they had just been eaten.

Qu Xiaoyun saw that the fat man next to him was very casual, two buttons of his white shirt had been unbuttoned, revealing his snow-white fat, his shiny leather shoes had been kicked aside, and his fat feet rested on the crossbar of the stool On, shaking like legs.

The flat-headed fat man greeted him warmly, and after chatting for a few words, he smiled and said to the flat-headed thin man with squinting eyes: "Good guy, he scared me when he came in, I thought it was Mr. Jinlunma who had been photoshopped Come in!"

"Hahaha!"

Except for Qu Xiao Yunyun who didn't understand what it meant, everyone else laughed.

The flat-headed fat man is very good at talking, and he is the familiar one. He can't stop talking, and while chatting, he reaches out to touch the cigarette that was put on the ashtray just now. After touching it, he chats and puts it into his mouth.

"Hey! Smoke!"

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head inadvertently, seeing that he had held the cigarette backwards, and immediately pointed to the cigarette in his hand to block the way.

"Oh, you want a cigarette, wait a minute!"

The fat, flat-headed man was putting cigarettes into his mouth while looking for a cigarette case.

"Wow!"

"Pooh!"

The fat man was scalded directly, and while fanning his mouth with his fat hand, he poured mineral water.

Mozi laughed and taunted: "Hahaha! You pig, you can make this mistake again."

The flat-headed thin man couldn't help laughing, stretched out his arms and gestured for the hen to shake its wings: "That's right brother, brother is too right, my country's service growth king, I would like to call you the reverse smoking king!"

Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help laughing a few times, but quickly suppressed it and handed him the tissue on the table.

"Thank you brother, so you reminded me just now, I thought you wanted cigarettes from me!" The fat man wiped his mouth, then his forehead, sweating profusely.

"I don't know how to smoke, I want to remind you, but you are too fast, you put it in your mouth before I finished speaking..."

Hearing that he doesn't smoke, Mozi gave Zhou Shuyi a meaningful look, turned his head and smiled and asked, "Yo, it's good not to smoke, do you know how to drink?"

"For things like wine, if you know how to drink water, you can drink..." Qu Xiaoyun replied with a smile.

"Wow, it's hard to drink when you hear this, let's drink some!"

Zhou Shuyi stopped: "Stop drinking!"

Mozi smirked and whispered in Zhou Shuyi's ear: "As a good sister, I'll help you test how good his wine is!"

"Teacher Piao, Brother Bao, why don't we drink together! I haven't had a drink with you two yet!" Mozi booed.

The two of them looked at each other and agreed, after all, eating skewers without drinking is not perfect.

Seeing that everyone was drinking, Qu Xiaoyun also agreed, there is no performance today, and drinking is fine.

Mozi fiddled with her hair, curiously asked everyone how much they had to drink: "Handsome guy, can you drink?"

Qu Xiaoyun told the truth: "The capacity for alcohol is average."

"Teacher Piao, what about you?"

The flat-headed fat man made a gesture with his hands.

Mozi shook his head and smiled, "You can only drink one bottle, what a delicious dish!"

Teacher Piao pushed his glasses with his hands, and said triumphantly, "Keep drinking!"

Mozi pursed his lips, with a look of disdain: "Blow it, where's Brother Bao?"

The skinny man with the flat head smiled, first opened his palm, and then retracted his middle finger.

"Four bottles?"

"Drink without stopping (pointing)!"

"It's too good at bragging, I'm bah!"

"What about you, Mozi!" Seeing that they despise themselves so much, they both asked back in unison.

Mozi smiled, tossed his big wavy hair, and proudly said: "If there is a handsome guy, I am not good at all. No handsome guy wants him to meow me? He is so beautiful. If Qingdao does not fall, I will not fall, and Xuehua will not fall." Fly, I won't float, okay!"

"Ah, damn it!" The two of them gave their thumbs up one after another.

Qu Xiaoyun was very impressed after listening, these people's small words are all in a set.

Teacher Piao smiled and said to Qu Xiaoyun: "Brother, let me tell you, both of them are two outstanding representatives of the "Unfortunately Open Mouth" series on the live broadcast platform."

It doesn't matter if you say that usually, once you say it in front of the person you like.

Zhou Shuyi, who had been silent all this time, couldn't take it anymore: "You put it..." After finishing speaking, he glanced at Qu Xiaoyun, eased his attitude, and changed his tone: "What pouty words are you playing!"

"Sister Zhou, I was wrong!" Teacher Piao admitted his mistake cheaply.

While speaking, the wine had been served by the waiter, and Teacher Piao enthusiastically poured wine for everyone.

Mozi picked up the wine glass: "Let me make a toast!"

After she finished speaking, she thought for a while, and just when she was about to speak, there was a subtle change in her expression.

Teacher Piao patted Qu Xiaoyun on the shoulder: "Get ready, Shi Lian spray is coming!"

"What ten consecutive sprays?" Qu Xiaoyun heard Mozi before he understood what was going on...

"Aqiu, Aqiu, Aqiu...Aqiu..."

Teacher Piao smirked and counted beside him: "One, two, three... ten."

Qu Xiaoyun had never seen anyone sneeze ten times in a row. He was very surprised and couldn't help blurting out: "It's a good thing I'm not going to the bathroom, otherwise I'm afraid it will be caught in ten segments..."

"Hahaha!"

Several people laughed like crazy.

Teacher Piao laughed out loud.

Mozi was angry and laughed: "Your mouth hurts you too much!"

"Sorry, sorry, I'll punish myself with a drink!" Qu Xiaoyun smiled and drank the wine in the glass.

Brother Bao put down his wine glass and suggested: "It's no fun just drinking, why don't we punch?"

"Okay, come on!"

"Brothers are good, five chiefs, 666!"

A few people saw that Qu Xiaoyun didn't make a punch, and Brother Bao asked curiously, "Brother, can you not punch?"

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head: "I don't know how to punch, but I understand the meaning of these colloquial words."

Teacher Piao gave a thumbs up: "Wow, this is fine!"

Mozi curiously said: "Tell me, let us also increase our knowledge."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Okay, how are you guys, 666, Sixicai, these Sixicai should mean getting rich in four seasons. The fifth leader refers to the fact that there were books, poems, and books in the past. , Li, Yi, Chunqiu, when you take the first place in the exams for these five books, you are called the five chiefs."

"Liu Liu Shun is Liu Liu Da Shun, and Qi Qiao is the meaning of love when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the Qiqiao Festival. Jiu Lianhuan refers to a toy called Jiu Lianhuan in the past, which represents intelligence. There are also eight horses. It’s King Mu of Zhou who has eight fine horses, all of them are here, and all these good things are on your side, that’s probably what it means.”

"Wow, that's amazing, this is much better than being able to punch!" Several people applauded.

Mozi suggested: "Since we don't know how to punch, let's drink it differently!"

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(End of this chapter)