Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 99 Meeting on the Bund
"Dudu..."

The message notification beeps endlessly.

Driven by curiosity, Qu Xiaoyun still picked up her mobile phone and opened WeChat. There were more than ten voice messages of hers. After a cursory glance, none of them took less than 30 seconds. It seemed that the story was well told.

After hesitating for a moment, he put down his dangling finger and clicked on the first voice.

Suddenly there was a roar:
"Get out!!! Dog man, I'm so mad, you are the bastard... Are you out of your mind?"

"If you are in front of me, I will beat you, no, I will bite you hard! Biting and crying!"

"..."

The voice messages are still being sent out, the offensive of the mouthful of fragrance is too fierce, and Qu Xiaoyun was so frightened that he immediately adjusted the settings - the other party refused to receive your messages.

After setting up, the room was instantly quiet, but what I said just now was like a nightmare, repeating in my mind all the time.

Qu Xiaoyun was lying on the bed, shaking his head and muttering to himself: "It's a pity that you don't know what to say..."

Just when he was about to wash his face, the phone rang suddenly. He picked up the phone and saw that his Adam's apple floated unconsciously. It was her calling.

Do you want to take...

Qu Xiaoyun swung his fingers back and forth between the red and green keys, hesitating, and finally connected the phone with a sigh:
"Hi, the number you dialed is busy, please try again later, sorry the...um...the...s..."

When the book is in use, I hate it less, hold it for a few seconds, and I can't pretend anymore.

"You fucking meow, don't pretend anymore, okay? At least use a voice changer! It's better than this if you pretend to have no signal?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "I just learned that imitation is also very important on stage, so I wanted to try it out. It seems that what I learned is not very similar... What do you want me to do?"

Seeing him pretending to be stupid, Zhou Shuyi became even more angry, and her voice raised several decibels: "You fucking meow still have the nerve to ask me? First scold me and then block me. Is this a human thing? Are you still a human? "

Qu Xiaoyun was yelled at and took the phone away from her ear. After she finished yelling, she explained with a smile: "The main reason is to make you happy!"

Zhou Shuyi was so angry that he slapped the table: "??? Call me a bastard and say you're making me happy?"

"Listen to my making up, no, listen to my explanation..."

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a while, then made nonsense: "The millennium king and the 8-year tortoise will not be disadvantaged when they return to the bastard. Longevity is a good thing!"

This reason is obviously unqualified, and the result is nearly 1 minute of mouth-smelling fragrance.

In order to calm her anger, Qu Xiaoyun had no choice but to admit his mistake: "I was wrong..."

Zhou Shuyi snorted, and said disdainfully: "Just now you scolded me and blackmailed me again, isn't it awesome? Is that cowardly?"

There are two aspects that men hate most when women talk about it. One is cowardice, and the other is, are you still a man?

Qu Xiaoyun couldn't take it anymore, and emphasized his tone: "I'm telling you, don't overdo it! I'm just cowardly! If it's in person, I'll be even more cowardly!"

After speaking, he laughed on the phone.

Zhou Shuyi's tone became slightly better: "Stop coming! Let me ask you, is it my hands that feel better, or the hands of the female guests on the show?"

Qu Xiaoyun is not stupid, without even thinking about it, he smiled and boasted: "Of course your little hands feel better, smooth, soft, and tender!"

Zhou Shuyi snorted, and her tone was cold and murderous: "Oh, so you feel the little hands of others with your heart in the show?"

Ah... this...

Qu Xiaoyun is straight sucking teeth.

With the test experience behind the curtain at the beginning of the fifth issue, this kind of mistake can still be made. It seems that the game is wasted.

It seems that every question a woman needs to think about carefully. If she ignores it, it will easily become a proposition...

When Qu Xiaoyun was asked, he didn't know how to quibble for a while, and his speech became hesitant: "No...of course not, I..."

Zhou Shuyi sneered, and said lightly: "Smelly rascal, don't explain, just tell me, what time will you arrive tomorrow, I don't want to talk nonsense with you anymore, I just want to do it now!"

"Well... I'm not sure right now. There's no accurate notification yet. I'll find you when I get to the place tomorrow and understand the arrangement of the program group!"

"Okay, hang up!"

"Well Goodnight!"

"install……"

Zhou Shuyi grumbled angrily and hung up the phone.

After putting down the phone, Qu Xiaoyun lay on the bed and began to reflect that his eloquence was really bad.

Master Guo Degang teased all kinds of female guests on the awards stage and in the shows. Except for Zhang Xiaofei, none of the female guests were good at talking. , it seems that eloquence still needs to be practiced.

the next morning.

After waking up, the brothers and the staff of the program group recorded some topics that netizens were interested in, and used them to make program highlights.

After finishing everything, at three o'clock in the afternoon, the actors of Deyun Club got on the plane to Shanghai.

It was nearly five o'clock when we arrived at the hotel where we checked in.

Knowing that the program group had no plans for the evening, Qu Xiaoyun called Zhou Shuyi.

"Hey!"

"Hello, I'm here, near Lujiazui."

"It's so late... I'm having dinner with my live broadcast friends..."

The other end of the phone is noisy.

"Okay then... you can be busy."

"It's okay, come and find me, I'm almost done eating, I'm at the ×× restaurant on the Bund."

"OK."

Qu Xiaoyun hung up the phone, cleaned up briefly, and took the car to the restaurant she mentioned.

Sitting in a taxi, looking out of the car window at the magic city, although the night has not yet fallen, the bustling and dazzling scene is already eye-catching.

After Qu Xiaoyun got off the car, he sent her a WeChat message at the entrance of the hotel and waited outside.

Five minutes later, Zhou Shuyi came out shyly with her hands behind her back. Today she was wearing a pink dress and a big pink bow on her head.

"My friend, come in and eat together. I said I was going to leave after seeing my friends, but they wouldn't let me go..."

After Zhou Shuyi glanced at him, her eyes began to dodge, a little shy.

Qu Xiaoyun thought that after meeting, she would pinch herself first, but unexpectedly...

When I heard that I was going to see her friend, I was a little embarrassed.

"How about I go to the nearby coffee shop and order a cup of coffee, and you can eat slowly, don't worry."

"Oh, come on!"

After Zhou Shuyi finished speaking, she took his arm and pulled him into the restaurant, but stopped suddenly when she reached the door of the private room.

Through the door of the private room, Qu Xiaoyun could already hear the lively conversation in the room.

"A few friends in the private room have poisonous mouths, you should be careful and protect yourself..."

"it is good……"

Zhou Shuyi gave some instructions at the door, and opened the door of the private room.

There was smoke in the luxuriously decorated private room, and there were three people sitting on a large round table, two men and one woman.

They are very formally dressed, both men are wearing white shirts with suit jackets on the back of the chair, and the girls are wearing colorful pleated skirts.

When the girl saw Zhou Shuyi bringing Qu Xiaoyun here, she laughed and teased:
"Yo, I said why did I have to leave, so I went to see the handsome guy!"

……

(End of this chapter)