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Chapter 13 Short Video Hot Searches

Fifteen minutes before the performance the next day, the backstage was quiet.

Wang Hui returned to the capital because of something.

Guo Degang is resting in the backstage room.

Yu Qian went to a small gathering with his friends.

Hou Ye was still playing Warcraft in the corner.

Qu Xiaoyun wore headphones and listened to light music with his eyes closed.

Xiao Yueyue let out a breath, reclined on the sofa, and clicked on the short video software "Shaking Sun" with sleepy eyes.

"I'm tender..."

slip away.

"One giao, one giao, one giao..."

slip away.

Title: Under the eyes of Jincheng, there is a good voice.

"If I meet you
while you were young
with the most sincere heart

In exchange for your true love"

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Xiao Yueyue's drowsiness disappeared, her eyes widened in surprise, and she zoomed in on the video.

"Oh my god... isn't this Junior Brother Qu!"

"Junior brother, look who this is!"

Qu Xiaoyun took off the earphones and glanced at him: "It seems...it's me."

"Did you go to the Eye of Jincheng last night? This video has over a million likes!"

"Go, I played with Uncle Qian for a long time after the performance yesterday."

"You Xiaozike, first Qin Xiaoxian became popular in the short video, and now you too... Can you really do whatever you want with your good looks?"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head with a smile, and didn't take it seriously: "I'm far from Brother Qin, and I don't take pictures of these things either. The popularity will go down in a few days."

……

Hou Ye came to the stage to announce: "Now, please enjoy the stand-up comedy, performed by Qu Xiaoyun!"

After going on stage twice, Qu Xiaoyun gradually got used to it. Although he was still a little nervous, he was much stronger than before.

When the audience saw him play today, the noise was much quieter, and there were sporadic applause.

This is a good sign. After two games, it seems that some of his audience are familiar with him.

He bowed to the audience first, then sat down firmly, slammed the Xingmu, and said:

"Injury is the worst in the late cool days, haggard and unspeakable, three cups of drunkenness invited to drink, looking for fragrance and startling dreams at five o'clock cold, hairpin head and Phoenix Xieqing have tears, there are only few flowers and I have no chance, the lonely heart of the small building And the moon is as difficult as a hook..."

Xingmu slammed again, waiting for interaction.

The theater audience shouted in unison:

"It's also difficult to round!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "That's right! Ladies and gentlemen, do you know the source of this poem?"

"do not know!!!"

"Have you ever been to school?"

"No!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun was delighted: "My good fellow, it's all of you in the audience that can highlight my high school education!"

"Applause!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "This poem was written by the son of the senior comic actor who fell in love when he was studying abroad. This poem is well written. I thought it was an old poem at first, and it is also one of my favorite setting poems."

"The book continues from the previous article, where did it go last time?"

"do not know!!!"

"It's very good. If you don't remember, I will eat it for a lifetime."

"Applause!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Did you give my master the nickname Pit King?"

"Yes!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile: "It's not just you, I've heard that my master has dug countless pits over the years, big pits are surrounded by small pits, the inside of the pit is flipped and turned to connect boards, the dirty pit is cleaned, and the plum blossom pit is the same. But in fact, some pitfalls are not my master's fault."

"Everyone is a fan of stand-up comedy, let's take the Bada stick in stand-up comedy, what is Bada stick?
It refers to eight long-form stand-up comics, including "The Monarch and the Minister", "Shuo Erye Sports Car", "The Case of the Nine Heads", "The Bachelor of Interpretation", "Zhang Guangtai Comes Home", "The Birth of Ma Shou", "Song Jingang Bets the Treasure" , "Kangxi's Private Visit to Yueming Tower" and other eight paragraphs, of which the last four paragraphs are from the storytelling "Yongqing Shengping".

But which eight full-length stand-up comedians are referred to by the eight big sticks? There is really more than one kind of talk. , "Bai Zongwei Falling from a Building", etc., can also be included.In this way, the eight big sticks are more than eight sections.

So the current saying is to understand the eight sticks as a collective term for long-form stand-up comics, and "eight" is just a general term. "

"It's really not easy to get these eight big sticks. In the early years, cross talk artists were all said on the street. Then Baishasazi was still used. Baishasazi carried a broom, a pair of bamboo boards and a small cloth bag with him. , filled with white sand in the bag. When it is working, it squats in the field, uses the ground as paper and sand as ink, spreads characters with the right hand, and hits the mouth of the bamboo board with the left hand to sing the lyrics of Taiping."

"It's not easy, the wind is halved, and the rain is all gone.

What does it mean to halve the wind and stop the rain?

It's also easy to understand. It's said on the street that cross talk is windy, and fewer people will listen to it. If it rains, all those people will leave.

Storytellers are different, they are disciples of the sage Confucius, and all storytellers are called Mr.

It is rumored that some cross talk artist listened to storytelling in a teahouse, and he changed it to a joke. Later, he said that the response was good, and he said that crosstalk is good at making fun, and he added a lot of jokes to the book, which would affect the business of storytelling.

Pingshu artists quit, this is a shame.

There are rules in the industry. After negotiations between the elders of both parties, the storytelling artist finally received the eight-paragraph book from the cross-talk artist, and the cross-talk artist can only say these eight paragraphs and nothing else.

And these eight paragraphs of books are not complete storytelling, they are all cut off from the beginning to the end, and they are as bare as sticks, so they are called the eight big sticks. "

"The book is incomplete, and after so many years, the stories handed down are even more incomplete. What's more, in the early years, artists said on the street, just change the place after a paragraph, and the story does not have to be learned. The story of not being rich adds insult to injury.

Take "Nine-Headed Case" as an example. My master only had three heads when he learned it. Only by recreating the materials by myself can we have the complete "Nine Heads Case" in today's version. "

"In the future, I will also study with my master, and strive to recreate the lost jokes so that they have a beginning and an end, okay?"

"it is good!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head: "I really can't remember where I was talking about last time, or I will dig a hole like my master today, and I will give you a new one."

"Applause!!!"

"No !!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "I'm just joking with you guys. When I talked about key points on the stage, some audience asked me to talk about it later. I'm actually quite willing to tell everyone that it's so interesting to have fun with everyone.

Not to mention the reasons, one is that my time is up, and it's time for my master to play.The second is that I deliberately sell it, and it is a layman who does not sell it.

"Everyone, listen to the book and listen to the buckle, listen to the play and listen to the axis. Listening to the book is boring without the buckle. What's the point of telling a story about Uncle Wang carrying water? It must be Uncle Wang carrying water. When someone calls him, he turns his head and turns around Three heads, you will feel very curious, I won’t talk about this when the book is over, I will untie this button for you tomorrow, why does Uncle Wang have three heads, this person is dazzled.”

"Hahaha!!!"

"The great hero raised his knife and shouted for his life, the audience would be curious, oh, what happened next, did the person die or not? When the person came the next day, the storyteller went on to say, the great hero closed the knife , Forget it, don’t kill him.”

"Hahaha!!!"

"What does it mean to listen to the play and listen to the axis? The axis is the most important play. There are several plays in the theater today. The last one is called the big axis, and the penultimate one is called the finale. Many people don't understand. Oh, this is our finale actor. In fact, that's not great, it's the second-to-last, the best actor has to be the big axis."

"Hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at the theater clock, and smiled: "The main text hasn't been said yet, let's talk about it for a while, let's pretend that 10 minutes have passed..."

"Applause!!!"

"Okay, the book continues from the previous article, the last time the book talked about..."

　Compared with counterpart cross talk, stand-up comic talk is still less understood.Have you ever heard of "The King of the Pit"? Deduct one. If you are listening to Lao Guo talk about "Three Kingdoms", deduct 2.

　　Vote for those who have never heard of it, leave a favorite, haha!

　　
　
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