Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund
Chapter 14
Chapter 14
Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly: "Everyone, you can't forget me, last time I preached..."
"Wu Feng was about to get away, when the fat shopkeeper in the distance suddenly screamed, and when they got to the place, the scene in front of them made their blood run cold.
The big pine tree just now turned into a bone-like dead tree, and all the dense branches disappeared, leaving only two thick and long branches. On one of the branches was a fat shopkeeper, and his chest was covered with branches. Dry pierced.
To sum it up in one sentence, the scene is extremely scary! "
"The fat shopkeeper covered the wound with his hands, howling and calling for help. But the waiter at the side was very anxious, and hurriedly cut the rope with a knife.
He didn't expect the guy in the black shop who had done so much damage to be so loyal.
The rope was cut quickly, and the waiter ran to the fat shopkeeper like crazy...
The one running in the opposite direction is called a fast one, the rabbit is his grandson. "
"Hahaha!!!"
The audience was amused by his humorous description.
"The righteousness of the rivers and lakes is fully reflected at this moment.
This tree does not have any facial features, but it knows every move around it like the back of the palm of its hand.
The other branch chased Xiaoer Dian like an arrow from the string, Xiaoer Dian screamed, and the branch stabbed him to the core. "
"I think everyone has guessed it, this is a tree demon! Have you seen "A Chinese Ghost Story"? That tree demon grandma..."
Before he finished speaking, the audience continued with a smile:
"Hey!!!"
Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "It's not easy to learn well, but it's easy to slip away after learning badly! You all let my master teach you badly, and you still take advantage of me! But it's okay for female audiences to pick on each other, but what does it mean for male audiences to pick on each other?"
The audience was amused again.
"Wu Feng took advantage of this moment to run away.
Although the waiter has already experimented, he can't just stand and wait to die.
In just a short while, the fat shopkeeper was sucked into a piece of shriveled human skin, and the dryad shook off the human skin, waving branches, and went straight to Wu Feng.
The branches swept to his feet, rolled him up like a whip, and swung him left and right.
Wu Feng resisted desperately, frantically beating the branch that wrapped around him, but what's the use of that, it's just a pain in the hand..."
"Hahaha!!!"
The down-to-earth description made the audience laugh again.
"As the volume got tighter and tighter, he suddenly felt something pressing against his chest. He reached out his hand and took out the mahogany sword hilt that he got by accident before. In a critical moment, something in his hand is better than nothing, so he slammed on Zhi Chisel away.
Coincidentally, something unexpected happened.
The moment it touched the tree demon, the peach wood hilt seemed to have a transparent sword body, and the branch was inserted through a hole, and the moment it was pierced, it was still shining with golden light.
The tree demon wailed, and Wu Feng fell to the ground. "
"Everyone, when people's fear reaches its extreme, it's anger!
Shut up a person in a small black room where you can't see your fingers, and at first he begged for mercy, "Please, let me go!"
Later, because he was afraid, he would curse at the street.
In the end, when the fear reached its peak, it was anger, "Let me out, I will kill you!"
At this point, people collapse. "
At this moment, Wu Feng was so frightened that he lost his mind.
At this level, there is no concept of danger. He rushed up to the tree demon, hacked and stabbed at the tree demon, and the tree demon also crazily hit and resisted with broken branches.
In the end, the tree demon lost its vitality, and the chirping of insects in the forest sounded again.
Right and wrong can't stay for long, he recovered a little bit of strength, walked to the fat shopkeeper's body, and took out a few pieces of silver from his arms.
Once he has money, he doesn’t have to travel for a while. He leaves the woods and runs towards home. On the way home, he has to pass through a small village called Fishing Village. This fishing village has a special terrain and is next to a canyon called Yin Gorge. water.
When he arrived near the fishing village, Wu Feng was tired and sleepy. He walked to the water's edge and took a handful of water. He was about to wash his face and wake up when an old man appeared on the path behind him.
"Young man, come back quickly! This place is haunted by water ghosts!"
"Everyone, think about it in your shoes. There are no street lights in the middle of the night, and you didn't notice anyone when you were driving. Suddenly someone appeared behind you, and you couldn't bear to say hello."
The audience chuckled, and indeed agreed with this statement after Lenovo.
Wu Feng was startled, and fell into the water when he was hanging. If he had let it go, he might not have believed that there were water ghosts, but he just saw the tree demon.
The old man asked him to stay overnight at his home, and told him the story of the water ghost in the fishing village on the way:
He said that there used to be an old man surnamed Kong in the village. When the old man was young, his family was poor. Seeing that he had no food to eat, he was so hungry that he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so he had no choice but to take a fishing rod and go to Yinxia.
As soon as I arrived at the water's edge, I suddenly felt in a trance...
Suddenly a sense of weightlessness struck, and I realized that I had fallen into the water. How could a child who grew up by the water not know how to swim, but his feet seemed to be pulled down by force, and the more he struggled, the more he sank, and finally he choked on the water. Lost consciousness.
When he woke up, a village rogue was slapping his face.
Poppy gambled a few times in the next village, got lucky and won money, drank some wine, and was rushing back humming a little tune, when he saw a woman with disheveled hair in the water not far from the shore. A child on the shore waved.
This scene shocked Popi, it was July, and the woman in the water was actually wearing a big red jacket for winter, her upper body was floating on the water without moving.
Poppy immediately sobered up after reading it. He drank too much and urinated a little. He almost peed in his pants...
"Hahaha!!!"
Hearing the key point, the audience was very focused. Unexpectedly, there was a sudden reversal, and they were all amused.
But no matter how Poppi yelled, the kid kept moving forward, as if possessed by a demon, and fell into the water before he could see it.
Poppi was really in a hurry, rushed over and jumped into the water.
He is very confident in his water skills, but it's strange that no matter how much he pulls the child up, he can't pull it up. In the end, he dragged him ashore with all his strength and ruthlessness.
Boss Kong has been lethargic since returning home, dreaming of a hideous woman who said that Poppi had delayed her finding a substitute and wanted to take revenge on him.
After waking up, he hurried to Poppi's house to look for him, but as soon as he went out, he heard people in the village say that Poppi drowned in the Yin Gorge.
Later, Poppi gave him a dream, and he said that he should have become a water ghost and couldn't reincarnate, but the King of Hades opened him up because of saving people and allowed him to reincarnate. "
"Everyone, please remember that this person has done bad things all his life, and at the end he suddenly understands that if I learn well, then he is a good person.
This person has done good deeds all his life, and then he does one bad deed, and he is a wicked person.
It is better for a virgin to be a good prostitute than a virgin! "
Wu Feng was very emotional after hearing this, and the two entered the village while talking.
The condition of the old man's house is not bad, the courtyard is not big, there are three earthen houses, two people live in one room, and one room is vacant.
Wu Feng was about to go to bed when a gust of wind suddenly blew outside the door...
He felt that the wind was a bit strange, so he tiptoed to the door of the outer room, gently opened the door a crack, looked out of the courtyard through the crack, and saw a ghost with a red tongue floating in the black mist outside the door, he couldn't help but I broke out in a cold sweat.
"Everyone, the hanged ghost is coming!!!"
Qu Xiaoyun's tone became low when he said this: "At this moment, the door of the old man's room opened, and the old man walked out like a lost soul, and entered the empty room with the hanged ghost.
Wu Feng closed the door softly, leaning his back against the door panel, his heart was racing in his throat.
"No, I have to take care of it. When I was by the river, my uncle kindly reminded me that I can't watch him die."
He calmed down and took out the mahogany sword hilt, and walked quietly to the door of the empty house.
At this time, the rope in the house was already hanging on the beam, and the old man was about to get on the stool, but the hanged ghost had his back to Wu Feng.
Qu Xiaoyun said this and picked up the folding fan on the table.
A fan can be used as various objects in the hands of a storyteller: when twisted it is a gun, when it is held a knife, when it is horizontal it is a sword, when it is vertical it is a pen, when it is opened it is a letter, a map, or an imperial decree.Just don't use it to fan the wind.
At the critical moment, Wu Feng threw the mahogany sword hilt, knocked the hanged ghost out of his wits, and saved the old man.
At the end of the story, Wu Feng returned home with the money, and used the money to do some small business with his master. The life went better and better, and he even married a beautiful wife. This is the end of the book "The Adventure of the Corpse". "
[Everyone, the protagonist helped Huang Pizi to beg to seal the bag of blessings, helped the corpse return to his hometown, and obtained the peach wood sword by doing good deeds, which saved his life at a critical moment.There is also Popi who saves people, the old man kindly reminded him by the water, that kindness is rewarded with kindness, saving others and saving oneself.What the story wants to express is that people don't have to be superstitious, but they must know cause and effect. 】
[Storytelling and singing can’t be said to be high-level education, but to persuade people to be good and teach people to learn well.The law of heaven is clear, and retribution is reincarnated. There is a way that good and evil will eventually be rewarded in the end, and only fight for early and late. 】
"Snapped!"
After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he slammed Xingmu.
The audience applauded and applauded so loudly that the theater room was lifted:
"it is good!!!"
"Sounds great!!!"
[Thank you for your praise, this story may be far away from you, but if you think carefully about the things in the story, it may have nothing to do with you...]
"Hahaha!!!"
[However, there will always be one or two sentences in the book that are somewhat enlightening and useful to you. If you can do that, then our book is not in vain. See you later. 】
Amid the applause, Qu Xiaoyun bowed and left the stage, just as he saw Xiao Yueyue walking towards the stage.
"Xiaoyun, this is applause for you. My God, your acting is getting better and better. According to this posture, Master may give you a permanent residence in Jincheng Deyun Club!"
"Hey, it's not far behind. Everyone praises it. By the way, Brother Yue, what is Master's favorite?"
Xiao Yueyue smiled: "Master loves singing the most, and of course he likes the python robe the most. Didn't it hint on Weibo that he is waiting for Da Linzi to send the python robe!"
"How much is the python robe?"
"It costs six figures to order, why are you asking this?"
"It's okay, I'm just curious and casually ask."
Qu Xiaoyun didn't ask casually, he is only a student of Xiaozi Science, and there are only six people in Xiaozi Branch who have formally apprenticed to Baizhi, Zhang Xiaobai, Chen Xiaohua, Wang Xiaoyi, Qin Xiaoxian, Fan Xiaoqi, and Fan Xiaotang.
He really wanted to formally become the seventh person in Xiaozike to be included in Deyun's family tree, but he had been unknown and had never appeared on stage before, so he was too embarrassed to mention it. He thought that if he performed well in the theater this time, he would mention it to his master. I plan to prepare for the apprenticeship ceremony first.
Of course, the more tasteful the gift, the better, but it is a bit difficult to listen to the six-digit number for the python robe. I have always used the six-digit password to protect the three- to four-digit deposit...
At this moment, the phone's WeChat rang, and I clicked to open it.
Zhou Shuyi - Voice.
For book lovers who haven’t read enough single-portals, you can skip to Chapter 174. Based on the lyrics and information, I made up a single-portal version of "Exploring the Qingshuihe".
Those who are interested can take a look!
(End of this chapter)
Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly: "Everyone, you can't forget me, last time I preached..."
"Wu Feng was about to get away, when the fat shopkeeper in the distance suddenly screamed, and when they got to the place, the scene in front of them made their blood run cold.
The big pine tree just now turned into a bone-like dead tree, and all the dense branches disappeared, leaving only two thick and long branches. On one of the branches was a fat shopkeeper, and his chest was covered with branches. Dry pierced.
To sum it up in one sentence, the scene is extremely scary! "
"The fat shopkeeper covered the wound with his hands, howling and calling for help. But the waiter at the side was very anxious, and hurriedly cut the rope with a knife.
He didn't expect the guy in the black shop who had done so much damage to be so loyal.
The rope was cut quickly, and the waiter ran to the fat shopkeeper like crazy...
The one running in the opposite direction is called a fast one, the rabbit is his grandson. "
"Hahaha!!!"
The audience was amused by his humorous description.
"The righteousness of the rivers and lakes is fully reflected at this moment.
This tree does not have any facial features, but it knows every move around it like the back of the palm of its hand.
The other branch chased Xiaoer Dian like an arrow from the string, Xiaoer Dian screamed, and the branch stabbed him to the core. "
"I think everyone has guessed it, this is a tree demon! Have you seen "A Chinese Ghost Story"? That tree demon grandma..."
Before he finished speaking, the audience continued with a smile:
"Hey!!!"
Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "It's not easy to learn well, but it's easy to slip away after learning badly! You all let my master teach you badly, and you still take advantage of me! But it's okay for female audiences to pick on each other, but what does it mean for male audiences to pick on each other?"
The audience was amused again.
"Wu Feng took advantage of this moment to run away.
Although the waiter has already experimented, he can't just stand and wait to die.
In just a short while, the fat shopkeeper was sucked into a piece of shriveled human skin, and the dryad shook off the human skin, waving branches, and went straight to Wu Feng.
The branches swept to his feet, rolled him up like a whip, and swung him left and right.
Wu Feng resisted desperately, frantically beating the branch that wrapped around him, but what's the use of that, it's just a pain in the hand..."
"Hahaha!!!"
The down-to-earth description made the audience laugh again.
"As the volume got tighter and tighter, he suddenly felt something pressing against his chest. He reached out his hand and took out the mahogany sword hilt that he got by accident before. In a critical moment, something in his hand is better than nothing, so he slammed on Zhi Chisel away.
Coincidentally, something unexpected happened.
The moment it touched the tree demon, the peach wood hilt seemed to have a transparent sword body, and the branch was inserted through a hole, and the moment it was pierced, it was still shining with golden light.
The tree demon wailed, and Wu Feng fell to the ground. "
"Everyone, when people's fear reaches its extreme, it's anger!
Shut up a person in a small black room where you can't see your fingers, and at first he begged for mercy, "Please, let me go!"
Later, because he was afraid, he would curse at the street.
In the end, when the fear reached its peak, it was anger, "Let me out, I will kill you!"
At this point, people collapse. "
At this moment, Wu Feng was so frightened that he lost his mind.
At this level, there is no concept of danger. He rushed up to the tree demon, hacked and stabbed at the tree demon, and the tree demon also crazily hit and resisted with broken branches.
In the end, the tree demon lost its vitality, and the chirping of insects in the forest sounded again.
Right and wrong can't stay for long, he recovered a little bit of strength, walked to the fat shopkeeper's body, and took out a few pieces of silver from his arms.
Once he has money, he doesn’t have to travel for a while. He leaves the woods and runs towards home. On the way home, he has to pass through a small village called Fishing Village. This fishing village has a special terrain and is next to a canyon called Yin Gorge. water.
When he arrived near the fishing village, Wu Feng was tired and sleepy. He walked to the water's edge and took a handful of water. He was about to wash his face and wake up when an old man appeared on the path behind him.
"Young man, come back quickly! This place is haunted by water ghosts!"
"Everyone, think about it in your shoes. There are no street lights in the middle of the night, and you didn't notice anyone when you were driving. Suddenly someone appeared behind you, and you couldn't bear to say hello."
The audience chuckled, and indeed agreed with this statement after Lenovo.
Wu Feng was startled, and fell into the water when he was hanging. If he had let it go, he might not have believed that there were water ghosts, but he just saw the tree demon.
The old man asked him to stay overnight at his home, and told him the story of the water ghost in the fishing village on the way:
He said that there used to be an old man surnamed Kong in the village. When the old man was young, his family was poor. Seeing that he had no food to eat, he was so hungry that he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so he had no choice but to take a fishing rod and go to Yinxia.
As soon as I arrived at the water's edge, I suddenly felt in a trance...
Suddenly a sense of weightlessness struck, and I realized that I had fallen into the water. How could a child who grew up by the water not know how to swim, but his feet seemed to be pulled down by force, and the more he struggled, the more he sank, and finally he choked on the water. Lost consciousness.
When he woke up, a village rogue was slapping his face.
Poppy gambled a few times in the next village, got lucky and won money, drank some wine, and was rushing back humming a little tune, when he saw a woman with disheveled hair in the water not far from the shore. A child on the shore waved.
This scene shocked Popi, it was July, and the woman in the water was actually wearing a big red jacket for winter, her upper body was floating on the water without moving.
Poppy immediately sobered up after reading it. He drank too much and urinated a little. He almost peed in his pants...
"Hahaha!!!"
Hearing the key point, the audience was very focused. Unexpectedly, there was a sudden reversal, and they were all amused.
But no matter how Poppi yelled, the kid kept moving forward, as if possessed by a demon, and fell into the water before he could see it.
Poppi was really in a hurry, rushed over and jumped into the water.
He is very confident in his water skills, but it's strange that no matter how much he pulls the child up, he can't pull it up. In the end, he dragged him ashore with all his strength and ruthlessness.
Boss Kong has been lethargic since returning home, dreaming of a hideous woman who said that Poppi had delayed her finding a substitute and wanted to take revenge on him.
After waking up, he hurried to Poppi's house to look for him, but as soon as he went out, he heard people in the village say that Poppi drowned in the Yin Gorge.
Later, Poppi gave him a dream, and he said that he should have become a water ghost and couldn't reincarnate, but the King of Hades opened him up because of saving people and allowed him to reincarnate. "
"Everyone, please remember that this person has done bad things all his life, and at the end he suddenly understands that if I learn well, then he is a good person.
This person has done good deeds all his life, and then he does one bad deed, and he is a wicked person.
It is better for a virgin to be a good prostitute than a virgin! "
Wu Feng was very emotional after hearing this, and the two entered the village while talking.
The condition of the old man's house is not bad, the courtyard is not big, there are three earthen houses, two people live in one room, and one room is vacant.
Wu Feng was about to go to bed when a gust of wind suddenly blew outside the door...
He felt that the wind was a bit strange, so he tiptoed to the door of the outer room, gently opened the door a crack, looked out of the courtyard through the crack, and saw a ghost with a red tongue floating in the black mist outside the door, he couldn't help but I broke out in a cold sweat.
"Everyone, the hanged ghost is coming!!!"
Qu Xiaoyun's tone became low when he said this: "At this moment, the door of the old man's room opened, and the old man walked out like a lost soul, and entered the empty room with the hanged ghost.
Wu Feng closed the door softly, leaning his back against the door panel, his heart was racing in his throat.
"No, I have to take care of it. When I was by the river, my uncle kindly reminded me that I can't watch him die."
He calmed down and took out the mahogany sword hilt, and walked quietly to the door of the empty house.
At this time, the rope in the house was already hanging on the beam, and the old man was about to get on the stool, but the hanged ghost had his back to Wu Feng.
Qu Xiaoyun said this and picked up the folding fan on the table.
A fan can be used as various objects in the hands of a storyteller: when twisted it is a gun, when it is held a knife, when it is horizontal it is a sword, when it is vertical it is a pen, when it is opened it is a letter, a map, or an imperial decree.Just don't use it to fan the wind.
At the critical moment, Wu Feng threw the mahogany sword hilt, knocked the hanged ghost out of his wits, and saved the old man.
At the end of the story, Wu Feng returned home with the money, and used the money to do some small business with his master. The life went better and better, and he even married a beautiful wife. This is the end of the book "The Adventure of the Corpse". "
[Everyone, the protagonist helped Huang Pizi to beg to seal the bag of blessings, helped the corpse return to his hometown, and obtained the peach wood sword by doing good deeds, which saved his life at a critical moment.There is also Popi who saves people, the old man kindly reminded him by the water, that kindness is rewarded with kindness, saving others and saving oneself.What the story wants to express is that people don't have to be superstitious, but they must know cause and effect. 】
[Storytelling and singing can’t be said to be high-level education, but to persuade people to be good and teach people to learn well.The law of heaven is clear, and retribution is reincarnated. There is a way that good and evil will eventually be rewarded in the end, and only fight for early and late. 】
"Snapped!"
After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he slammed Xingmu.
The audience applauded and applauded so loudly that the theater room was lifted:
"it is good!!!"
"Sounds great!!!"
[Thank you for your praise, this story may be far away from you, but if you think carefully about the things in the story, it may have nothing to do with you...]
"Hahaha!!!"
[However, there will always be one or two sentences in the book that are somewhat enlightening and useful to you. If you can do that, then our book is not in vain. See you later. 】
Amid the applause, Qu Xiaoyun bowed and left the stage, just as he saw Xiao Yueyue walking towards the stage.
"Xiaoyun, this is applause for you. My God, your acting is getting better and better. According to this posture, Master may give you a permanent residence in Jincheng Deyun Club!"
"Hey, it's not far behind. Everyone praises it. By the way, Brother Yue, what is Master's favorite?"
Xiao Yueyue smiled: "Master loves singing the most, and of course he likes the python robe the most. Didn't it hint on Weibo that he is waiting for Da Linzi to send the python robe!"
"How much is the python robe?"
"It costs six figures to order, why are you asking this?"
"It's okay, I'm just curious and casually ask."
Qu Xiaoyun didn't ask casually, he is only a student of Xiaozi Science, and there are only six people in Xiaozi Branch who have formally apprenticed to Baizhi, Zhang Xiaobai, Chen Xiaohua, Wang Xiaoyi, Qin Xiaoxian, Fan Xiaoqi, and Fan Xiaotang.
He really wanted to formally become the seventh person in Xiaozike to be included in Deyun's family tree, but he had been unknown and had never appeared on stage before, so he was too embarrassed to mention it. He thought that if he performed well in the theater this time, he would mention it to his master. I plan to prepare for the apprenticeship ceremony first.
Of course, the more tasteful the gift, the better, but it is a bit difficult to listen to the six-digit number for the python robe. I have always used the six-digit password to protect the three- to four-digit deposit...
At this moment, the phone's WeChat rang, and I clicked to open it.
Zhou Shuyi - Voice.
For book lovers who haven’t read enough single-portals, you can skip to Chapter 174. Based on the lyrics and information, I made up a single-portal version of "Exploring the Qingshuihe".
Those who are interested can take a look!
(End of this chapter)
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