Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 159

Since it was the last recording of "Deyun Fighting Laughter Society", the audience entered the venue early, and they were all very much looking forward to today's performance by the actors.

Today's hosts are Guo Qilin and Xiao Yueyue.

As soon as the two stepped onto the stage, there was warm applause and applause from the audience.

Due to the frenzied call yesterday, many actors from the Deyun Club who did not participate in the show also came, as well as the family members and friends of the actors. The audience was very lively.

The brothers in the backstage didn't dare to be negligent, and they all faced the job and made full preparations.

The show begins.

The opening ones were Zhang Helun and Yang Jiulang.

Since it is the theater of the Deyun Club in Beijing, many of my own brothers sat in the audience, who are familiar and comfortable, and naturally the tension is much less. In addition, the performance of the final battle was extraordinarily hard, and the audience also praised it.

This opening can be said to be the best opening of "Deyun Dou Xiaoshe" these days.

The second show was Shaobing and Cao Heyang, old partners, and the atmosphere was well set off on the stage, and the effect of the performance was also very exciting.

Next came Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang.

Stealing a peek from behind the scenes, with a quick glance, the lights in the auditorium were dimmed, and there was a large area of ​​darkness under the stage.

Qu Xiaoyun was both nervous and excited.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Trust Your Wife and Present Your Son", performed by Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang!"

Zhou Jiuliang was in the front, and Qu Xiaoyun was in the back. Both of them looked energetic in black coats, walking squarely and smiling on the stage.

"Crash!"

"it is good!!!"

Suddenly, there was a burst of thunderous applause and applause in the originally lively and noisy theater.

The two bowed to the audience, Zhou Jiuliang stood at the table, and Qu Xiaoyun stood outside the table.

After adjusting the microphone, Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said, "I have to introduce myself to everyone on stage!"

"Let everyone get to know you!" Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, this is the rule. My name is Qu Xiaoyun. I am a young actor in Deyun Club. There is no need for everyone to applaud!"

"Wow~~"

"Papapapa~~"

The audience in the audience cooperated very well and gave warm applause.

"This is really flattering you!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and introduced his partner with a smirk: "After introducing me, I have to introduce my partner. The one next to me is amazing. His surname is Zhou, his name is Dog Food, Zhou Dog Food!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience were all amused.

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and said, "Wait a minute, does dog food sound like it?"

"That should be?"

"Zhou Jiuliang!"

Qu Xiaoyun looked suddenly enlightened, and explained to everyone: "Yes, everyone can write the word Zhou, next to the word '犭' on the left, and the word 'Ju' on the right."

There was another burst of laughter from the audience.

Zhou Jiuliang raised his voice several times angrily: "Then don't read Zhou, then read the dog!"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed at his partner, raised his eyebrows and said to the audience: "Look, he admitted it himself!"

"Who admits it! You are a dog, my name is Zhou Gouliang! Bah..." Zhou Jiuliang was so angry.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing, leaning forward and back together with joy.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised: "Your name is Zhou Jiuliang! Look at everyone, this popular actor has worked so hard for the effect of the show, and he has to find his own burden!"

There was another burst of laughter in the audience. Just a name stalk made the atmosphere of the scene very happy.

Zhou Jiuliang explained with an aggrieved face: "I never heard of it, I was led away by you!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Just now I made a little joke with everyone, to liven up the atmosphere of the scene, in fact, Jiuliang and I are very good, we are good friends!"

"Correct."

Seeing the expectant eyes of the audience, Qu Xiaoyun became more and more confident in his heart, and he was confident to make this traditional joke better.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "A person's lifelong friends are very important, and they must be chosen carefully. There is a saying that is good if you are close to vermilion, and those who are close to ink are black. What kind of people look for what kind of people, such as writing brush calligraphy Calligraphers and painters always stay together."

"They have a common language!" Zhou Jiuliang praised.

"The one who sings and the one who plays the piano talk together."

"That's an accompaniment!"

"The person who talks about cross talk talks with the person who tells the story."

"Let's talk together."

"The one who sings the allegro and the one who feeds the pandas in the zoo chat together."

"What did they say?" Zhou Jiuliang asked incomprehensibly.

"To study the growth of bamboo."

"Is it chopping bamboo to make boards?" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued, "The dancers chat with the steel pipe sellers."

Zhou Jiuliang laughed: "A steel pipe show?"

Qu Xiaoyun smirked and introduced to everyone: "This is an expert!"

Zhou Jiuliang waved his hand: "No!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "These examples are actually meant to say that people have to have a common language or hobbies in order to be friends. Jiuliang and I have a common hobby, like singing!"

"Yes, it's okay, I like to sing a few lines."

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out two fingers: "Jiuliang and I often go to ktv to sing, and the first thing we say when we enter the private room is, come here!"

"Hahaha~"

"What are you here for?" Zhou Jiuliang asked with his mouth curled up.

Qu Xiaoyun said disapprovingly, "Microphone!"

"Oh……"

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "After the microphone was brought over, Jiuliang yelled again, come here, don't ask for anything over eighteen!"

The audience was amused again.

"What is it this time?" Zhou Jiuliang thought to himself, let's see how you make it up.

Qu Xiaoyun was full of wit, and explained solemnly: "Fruit plate, don't want anything over 18 yuan!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was very enjoyable to listen to, and they were all looking forward to their next performance.

"Oh……"

After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun went on to say:

"As the saying goes, a bird flies away with a phoenix, and a person is virtuous and good-natured. We make friends and improve each other. That relationship is so good, how good is it!"

"To what extent?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun said the theme of today's work: "There is a saying that is good, one is rich and the other is cheap, but friendship is seen, and death is life, but friendship is seen. The wife does not avoid the house. We have a friendship that entrusts our wives and donates our children. !"

Zhou Jiuliang finished listening to the music, and said with a hint of disdain in his tone, "Speaking in a different way."

Seeing his partner look down on him.

Qu Xiaoyun rolled up his sleeves and showed off: "There is knowledge here!"

"Then tell me sentence by sentence!" Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "One noble and one inferior are friends, so we have to use the two of us as an example."

"Okay, let me explain with an example." Zhou Jiuliang made a gesture of invitation.

Qu Xiaoyun recalled back then, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Back then, Zhou Jiuliang and I were classmates, we can't be the only two in the class!"

"Correct."

"There are four or fifty people in total. Coincidentally, there is a female classmate in the class who is very good-looking. I like her very much, and you like her too."

"It's a coincidence."

"She likes me a lot, too, and she likes me a lot."

Zhou Jiuliang thought about it for a while, and said, "You just say that you like you alone! Don't bother!"

"Hahaha~~"

……

(End of this chapter)