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Chapter 160 The jokes that male audiences love to hear
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun recalled the girl's name: "I remember that little girl. The little girl's surname is Ma, and her name is Maria."

"It also has a bit of a foreign flavor." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands, sighed and said: "It's not good to be in this kind of relationship, so I decided not to get along with Maria. The three of us parted with tears on the day of graduation, and then went to different jobs! I went on business."

"How is the business going?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun recalled the past, and couldn't help but choked up: "It's a loss, I'm not good at management, Wanguan's family wealth is gone, and there is nothing left in the house, only a plastic basin is left. I took this plastic basin to cross the sea. "

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand to block the way, with a look of disbelief on his face: "You wait for a while, will you cross the ocean with a plastic basin?"

"Yes!"

"Then how do you use it?"

Qu Xiaoyun played cheap: "Sitting in a plastic basin, I don't need oars for rowing, I rely entirely on the waves!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was amused by his way of playing tricks.

Zhou Jiuliang was also amused: "You are quite a wave!"

Qu Xiaoyun was not convinced: "How can I have Xiao Menglang!"

Zhou Jiuliang looked around and said softly, "You are worse than him."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was amused by Jiuliang's full desire to survive, and the brothers who came to join in the show couldn't help laughing. Only Xiaomeng gritted his teeth and said, "Zhou Gouliang, you wait for me!"

Qu Xiaoyun continued with a smile, "It didn't exhaust me to death. Fortunately, I managed to get ashore in the end. I knew where this place was just by looking at it!"

"where?"

"Island!"

"Hey, your waves are not small." Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "Walking on the streets of the island country with my plastic basin in my hands, I burst into tears."

"It's like this when you're tired." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

"I feel uncomfortable, I have no relatives, and I don't know anyone here! I used to do such a big business, but now I am in such a miserable state. I was walking and crying, but I saw an acquaintance as I was walking. How can you tell me?" coming!"

"I went too."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation that day: "You came surrounded by a group of island country cops, and these cops treat you respectfully—go, poke that place!"

In the end, he roared and said, the imitation was vivid.

"Hahaha~~"

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand to stop him: "Put that place, is that called being respectful?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and gave a thumbs up: "Status! Ordinary people don't get this treatment!"

The audience in the audience was amused again, and the atmosphere on the scene was extremely joyous.

"I've never heard of it." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Hear this.

Backstage Guo Degang and Yu Qian were very satisfied with their performance, and they both added a point for them.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "You found me when you came to the front, you broke away from everyone and came to my side! I am so stupid, you look rich from head to toe."

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and made a gesture: "I'm well-developed!"

"I dare not talk to you!"

"Why?"

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands, and his straight back would be slack now, and his tone was full of helplessness: "Wandering on the streets, just take a plastic basin, and you are in such a state of desperation, what are you talking about!"

His performance on the stage, his tone, and his interpretation are very good. He substituted the emotions of the audience into the story, and some audience members even felt the same when they heard it. It’s like a class reunion.

Zhou Jiuliang also understood: "That's right, the identity is different."

Qu Xiaoyun described the meeting at that time: "You look at me, you are so touched by the reunion after a long absence, your eyeballs are down!"

The audience in the audience played in an instant, laughing again and again.

"Ah? Are you very moved?" Zhou Jiuliang said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly changed his words: "It's the tears that fell!"

"You told me, you don't know me? I said, I know you, and I know you when I turn into ashes!"

"What a hatred, this is!" Zhou Jiuliang pouted.

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "You asked me what happened, and I told you about my experience, and you said you would help me."

"Friend!" Zhou Jiuliang patted his chest.

"I said that I was very emotional. When I was in school, I and you, Maria, how nice we three are. Now I am down and out on the street, and you are prosperous. I don't know where Maria has gone... Before I finished speaking, you stopped me. "

"I know the whereabouts?" Zhou Jiuliang asked tentatively.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, Maria is married to you. I said, I wish you happiness. By the way, what does she do now? You tell me that she works in the island country film and television industry, and her stage name is Ozawa. Maria!"

"Applause!!!"

As soon as the voice fell, it aroused the sympathy of many male compatriots, and they all laughed and booed.

Zhou Jiuliang went mad with anger, as if there was a prairie on his head: "I married the one who acted in pornography!"

Qu Xiaoyun comforted: "It's from the film and television industry!"

Zhou Jiuliang rolled up his sleeves: "What film and television industry, you still pick up nice words!"

The audience in the audience burst into laughter. Several male audience members blushed from laughter, as if they had drunk alcohol, and their ears were pricked up. They really like to listen to this kind of joke.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and stretched out his hand: "After speaking, I took out two discs and gave them to me. Here, this is played by your sister-in-law!"

"Hahaha~~"

The burden is ringing one after another, and the atmosphere is very joyful.

"I really don't see the outside world!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"I'm very sad, I said how can I live without money? This will reflect the friendship between the noble and the humble!" Qu Xiaoyun said this with an accentuated tone.

"How am I?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the action at that time, covered his butt with his hand, and pulled it out forcefully: "You take out the money book with your left hand, and with a 'poof' sound behind you, pull out a gold pen with your right hand!"

Zhou Jiuliang asked angrily, "I'm sticking it in my butt? Why is there still a pop?"

The audience in the audience was amused by his antics, and they leaned back and forth.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "There is a pocket at the back of your trousers, if you push hard, poof!"

"Why is this pocket still puffing?" Zhou Jiuliang asked puzzled.

"because……"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a while, but couldn't figure out how to make it up, so he simply played a rogue: "Don't ask so clearly!"

Zhou Jiuliang went mad with anger: "Nonsense! I'm not talking about you!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience in the audience was amused again. The participating brothers and sisters are under pressure. So far, judging from the audience's reaction, there is no doubt that this joke has the best effect so far.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't make a fuss, picked up the fan on the table, wiped it on the coat, put it on his nose and smelled it: "Ahem!" He coughed.

"Am I putting it in my pocket?" Zhou Jiuliang was furious.

The case was solved, and the laughter from the audience almost lifted the theater room cover.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Let's write a check. After writing the check, I have money. With this money, my business has prospered. I have to miss you. This is called friendship between one expensive and one cheap."

"Oh, how do you explain that life is a matter of friendship?"

The audience in the audience was so satisfied with their performance that they all looked forward to the next story.

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(End of this chapter)