Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 161

Seeing Zhou Jiuliang's cheek being hooked.

Qu Xiaoyun set up the music score, his mouth curled up like [-], his nose looked human and said: "Since you asked the question sincerely, then I will tell you mercifully!"

Look at how frightened he is.

Zhou Jiuliang flicked his sleeves and turned his face: "I won't listen!"

"you……"

The corners of Qu Xiaoyun's eyes twitched slightly, then he walked over meanly, shaking his arms and begging, "No, you have to listen!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was amused by the contrast.

Zhou Jiuliang nodded with his mouth wide open, "Then tell me!"

"okay!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example humblely: "We still have to compare the two of us, but it's another story! You are a freelancer, an amateur scientist!"

"How can a scientist be an amateur?" Zhou Jiuliang didn't understand.

"It's the one I did secretly!" Qu Xiaoyun explained.

"What did I do?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched his neck to look left and right, and then said softly: "Amateurs can do anything! Night has fallen, everyone is sleeping, you are going to work!"

"I work at night?" Zhou Jiuliang lowered his voice.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Zhou Jiuliang was dressed in short skirts and neatly tidied up from head to toe. He came out of his house and took advantage of the moonlight to see that there was no one around. Bring a shovel!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Continuing with what I said before, the whole story is very dense, and the actors who appeared at the end also felt a little stressed.

Zhou Jiuliang was surprised and said, "Hey, I can really pretend! What am I digging?"

Qu Xiaoyun said softly: "You have stepped on it during the day, come dig the grave at night!"

After hearing this, Zhou Jiuliang gritted his teeth: "I'm fighting against each other!"

"Digging and digging, suddenly the lights are bright!"

"what happened?"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "The professional and licensed Inverted Team is here!"

Zhou Jiuliang waved his hand: "I've never heard of it! That's called the archaeological team!"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the movement: "You were stupid at that time, people found you, hurry up, there is a fight, catch him, don't let him run away, people chase after you, and tie you up!"

"Okay, leave him alone, let's continue digging!"

"Don't let me dig, they dig themselves!" Zhou Jiuliang was very aggrieved.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his voice: "He has a license!"

The audience was amused again.

"Oh!"

"When you dig it up, good guy, there are two skulls in the tomb, one big and one small. After professional identification, the big one belongs to Cao Cao!"

"Good guy, this is how Cao Cao's tomb was discovered, what about the smaller one?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

The corner of Qu Xiaoyun's mouth turned up: "It was Cao Cao's when he was a child!"

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The audience in the audience shook their heads with laughter, and the brothers in the front row of the theater took the lead in applauding.

"What a mess!" Zhou Jiuliang flicked his sleeves angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back again, and imitated: "Zhou Jiuliang thought, no, I have to run, or I will die in their hands in a while, and I happen to have a knife in my pocket, so hit the back, poof!"

"Hahaha~~"

This action is very well designed, and every time it is performed, it can make the audience laugh.

Backstage.

Yu Qian was very satisfied with this and gave Qu Xiaoyun another point.

"I can take anything!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun was trotting in place on the stage: "Zhou Jiuliang cut the rope with a knife and ran away. The one who ran was fast. The rabbit is your grandson!"

"never heard of that!"

The audience in the audience was amused by this humorous description.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and sighed: "It turned out that I never expected that I didn't run very far and touched the mechanism of the tomb, and shot a thousand arrows through the heart!"

Zhou Jiuliang clutched his chest and said, "I'm too miserable!"

"You're about to die, and I'm the one who's saddest! You still have your father in your family!" Qu Xiaoyun was playing tricks, and when he said this, he swept his hands across a large audience.

"it is good!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience in the audience understood and applauded one after another.

Qu Xiaoyun's performance today was great, the jokes were good, the field control was also good, and the atmosphere on the scene was extremely joyous.

Zhou Jiuliang ran away: "Father is alone, if you say that, it's all together!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't care: "I'm fearless!"

"Nonsense, I'm not talking about you!" Zhou Jiuliang stomped his feet angrily.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't make a fuss, and continued: "Zhou Jiuliang's family has only one father left. What do you think? His father is seventy, and I have to go home to deliver a letter! I burst into tears as soon as I walked in!"

"My father is old enough, what happened once he entered the door?" Zhou Jiuliang asked.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, looking very sad: "Old man 71, just such a child, died outside, he didn't know yet, the old man was sitting in front of the computer to look up information, I couldn't tell when I stood there for a long time Come on!"

"sad!"

"The old man found me by accident, and he talked to me first, come on, sit there, Xiao Chen has not worked in vain in this life."

"Which Xiao Chen?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

"Guan Xi!"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Zhou Jiuliang ran away: "What kind of information is he looking for? Obviously looking at the photos, isn't it!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't disagree, and said with a smile: "Grandpa, don't watch that, I have two CDs, it's your daughter-in-law's performance!"

Continuing with the above, the male audience in the audience couldn't stop laughing.

"Go, go, stop spreading this!"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed out the theme and said: "Let's talk, let's make trouble, and I will serve the old man in the future. This is called friendship after death."

Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up: "Friends enough! What does it mean to ask a wife to offer a son?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It still has to be the two of us, the story has changed again, you are talking about cross talk!"

"This is good!" Zhou Jiuliang was very satisfied.

"Your cross talk talk is so good. Someone hired you to go abroad to talk. The money is very high. Your contract will be 20 years once you sign it."

"As long as you give more money." Zhou Jiuliang's face was full of money.

"I have a question, you are newlywed, and your wife is beautiful, she is so pretty!" Qu Xiaoyun became happier as he described it, and directly wiped his saliva with his hands.

Seeing that he didn't hold his fart well, Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand to stop him: "Take me to go abroad with you."

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and said, "They won't let you take your family members with you."

"No problem, then she will live with my parents."

"All dead!"

"Good guy!"

"Both of your parents died, and your relatives and friends died and fled. I am the only friend in this world. Let you choose who to entrust your beautiful little daughter-in-law to!"

Qu Xiaoyun was as happy as if he was going to bite someone, his mouth was so happy that it almost reached the ears.

Zhou Jiuliang grimaced: "Then what else to choose, I will entrust it to you!"

Qu Xiaoyun got cheap and acted like a good boy: "Can you rest assured that you entrust it to me?"

Zhou Jiuliang gritted his molars and said viciously, "Don't worry!"

Qu Xiaoyun was amused by his appearance: "Unlucky Virtue, he gritted his molars and said don't worry, it seems a bit uneasy!"

"Why do you seem to be worried? I'm not worried about your virtue!" Zhou Jiuliang complained.

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience in the audience was so amused by Zhou Jiuliang's incapable roar, they all looked forward to how Qu Xiaoyun would explain this entrusting his wife and offering his son.

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(End of this chapter)