Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 162 The return link, bullying Xiao Yueyue together
Seeing Qu Xiaoyun's joy seemed to bite someone.

Zhou Jiuliang said angrily: "You are a first-rate rascal, I just don't trust you!"

Unexpectedly, Qu Xiaoyun bit back: "Don't worry, I don't care!"

"Why are you worried?"

"You've been away for 20 years, leaving your wife there alone, I'm afraid she won't be safe." Qu Xiaoyun said seriously.

Zhou Jiuliang waved his hand: "Stop coming, it's even more unsafe to take it!"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and persuaded: "You think too much, I won't take me there, find another house for her, how about Xidan?"

“The city center is great!”

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the south: "Five hundred kilometers south of Xidan, rent a yard there."

"Just say Kaifeng." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

"I rented a yard, and I will drive your wife there to buy some things, such as chicken, duck, fish, eggs, yoghurt, candies, drinks, snacks, body wash, shampoo, facial cleanser, and Shubao!"

Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips after hearing this: "You are really careful!"

"Ring the doorbell when you arrive. My brother and sister have brought your things to you. Move them yourself. I'm leaving, I'm leaving!" Qu Xiaoyun emphasized his tone, looking reluctant to leave.

"Don't shout, you go in!"

Zhou Jiuliang picked up the fan and shook it in his hand like a baseball bat. It was obvious that if he dared to go in, he would beat someone.

Qu Xiaoyun had a strong desire to survive, so he shook his head and refused, "No, at your wife's age, at my age, both skins of the mouth are reasonable anyway, and the bottom of the tongue crushes people to death, there is someone who can talk but won't listen, I Jumping to the Yellow River can't wash it off, I have to take care of this!" After saying that, he patted himself on the face.

"There's a lot of consideration." Zhou Jiuliang saw that he was very sensible, so he put down the fan in his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "After a while, I guess things are almost used up, so I went again, chicken, duck, fish, eggs, sugar milk, candies, drinks, snacks, body wash, shampoo, facial cleanser, and Shubao! Brother and sister, here I come again, move things by yourself!"

"Go in!"

"No, at your wife's age, at my age, the two skins of the mouth are rational anyway, and the root of the tongue crushes people to death. Some people will say that they won't listen. I can't clean it up by jumping into the Yellow River. I have to take care of this! "

The two played the previous scene again.

Qu Xiaoyun made a long story short: "Let's cut it straight, it's been more than a year, and I guess I've used up almost everything, chicken, duck, fish, eggs, sugar milk, candies, drinks, snacks, body wash, shampoo, facial cleanser, brothers and sisters!"

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute, how can I have less things?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "Useless things are bought and wasted."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down.

"There are many more things, such as hawthorns, candied haws, mature vinegar, and peppers. When the doorbell was rang, my brother and sister opened the door. I told, hey, slow down, pay more attention in the first three months."

Zhou Jiuliang smiled bluntly, and snorted coldly: "Good guy, it's been three months, don't be at the door, go in!"

Qu Xiaoyun still said no: "No, your wife's age, my age..."

Zhou Jiuliang had heard it all, and said in a harmonious voice: "The two skins of a person's mouth are rational anyway, and the bottom of the tongue crushes people to death. Some people will say that they won't listen. I can't clean it up by jumping into the Yellow River. I have to take care of this!"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Jiuliang pointed to Qu Xiaoyun's face, then pointed to his own butt, and said angrily: "You can pull it down, you are not as good as me!"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down and gave applause one after another.

Qu Xiaoyun defended himself with an aggrieved face: "Why, you have been away for 20 years, and I don't go in every day during the day!"

Zhou Jiuliang's eyes widened, and he asked, "You don't come out all night, do you?"

"Hahaha~~"

"It's boring! Once you leave for 20 years, entrusting your wife to me is called entrusting your wife." Qu Xiaoyun's face darkened, acting like Zhou Jiuliang was making trouble for no reason.

"Where's Xianzi?" Zhou Jiuliang asked, holding back his anger.

Qu Xiaoyun patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Calm down, listen to me, time flies, time flies, and 20 years later, you are back, you have to go to your wife's place to see when you come back! "

"That is." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

"After you went in, you saw our family of three enjoying themselves happily."

"Your family of three?" Zhou Jiuliang's head turned green with anger.

"Hahaha~~"

While slapping himself, Qu Xiaoyun changed his words: "No, it's a shame, I just came to visit. As soon as you walk in, the child opens his mouth and calls you Dad!"

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and said, "Wait a minute, I haven't been back for 20 years, where did the child come from?"

"Hahaha~~"

"I'll help!" Qu Xiaoyun said without blushing or beating heart.

"Can you help me with this?" Zhou Jiuliang rolled up his sleeves.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "No, I'm doing it for your own good. Think about it, you've only come back in 20 years. I'm afraid you won't be able to give birth. I'll call my blood vessels Dad and call me Uncle. As a brother, I sacrificed my own flesh and blood for you, it's easy for me!"

"Dare to love this is called entrusting your wife and offering your son, I'll fuck you!" Zhou Jiuliang smiled and pushed.

"Hahaha!!!"

"it is good!!!"

There was thunderous applause from the audience, and the two bowed and stepped down.

In a blink of an eye, the group crosstalk performed by Meng Hetang, Luan Dangdang, and Qin Xiaoxian began.

The popular actors came on stage, and there was another burst of applause and applause from the audience.

To everyone's surprise.

When the show was about to finish, Guo Degang and Yu Qian got up, straightened their coats, and walked behind the scenes.

In today's last episode, Guo Degang and Yu Qian are finally going to perform together on stage.

The moment the audience saw them coming out, the whole audience erupted, especially the actors of Deyun Club, who applauded desperately.

The audience at the scene were also driven by them and worked harder.

It will be seen at this time, regardless of the popular actors of Deyun Club, as long as the two of them appear on the stage, they are to-level existences.

There was applause and applause, and for nearly 3 minutes, the two of them didn't open their mouths.

The two of them were very happy to see the audience welcoming them so much, and they were all smiling.

Wait for the sound to be quieter.

Guo Degang nodded off the stage, and said with a smile, "Thank you everyone, we haven't been on stage for a long time, and seeing everyone is very happy, and we haven't seen so many audiences for a long time."

"Yes, it's not easy." Yu Qian praised with a smile.

The two of them chatted here as if they were at home, and it started very easily and naturally.

What they are talking about today is not a specific work, but some small stories around the recording period of "Dou Xiaoshe", and added some small burdens to make everyone laugh.

Finally, Guo Degang shouted to the backstage: "Come up, now is our voting session. Today is the same as every time we do business performances. It's time to come back and chat. Who do you want to hear sing first?"

As soon as the problem came out, there was chaos in the audience, everyone called everyone's name, but the loudest one was the current Deyun's first brother "Xiao Yueyue".

Guo Degang nodded and waved: "Xiao Yueyue come first!"

The audience applauded.

"Thank you everyone!"

Xiao Yueyue walked to the microphone with a smile, and asked, "Is "The Lover" good?"

"it is good!"

Offstage is also very cooperative.

Xiao Yueyue cleared her throat and sang with a smile: "Little sister sent me Dilang!"

The audience in the audience said in unison:

"Dei, dei!!!"

"Hahaha~~"

Everyone on and off the stage laughed together.

Xiao Yueyue pouted, smiled and scolded: "You guys are too bad!!!"

"Hahaha~~"

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(End of this chapter)