Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 176
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun copied the fan on the table. A fan can be used as various objects in the hands of a storyteller: when twisted it is a gun, when it is held a knife, when it is horizontal it is a sword, when it is vertical it is a pen, and when it is opened it is a letter, a map, or an imperial decree.

"There was an interesting incident back then. An old gentleman said that the swordsman book..."

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he waved his fan and stabbed forward: "Pick up this sword, and you can only stab three people with one '咵'!"

"Why?"

The audience in the audience had their cheeks hooked by the words, and they all became curious.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and explained: "Look at this thing, the audience who listened to books in that era were not educated, including many poor people who had never gone to school, and they were all willing to listen to books, thinking that listening to books would increase knowledge, such as Zhang Zuolin Zhang Dashuai, when he was a child I especially love listening to storytelling, why don’t we always call the storyteller Mr.

"As the old saying goes, storytelling and singing can't be said to be high-level education, but persuading people to be good and teaching people to learn well. There is no storytelling to teach you to rob. They all use stories to persuade people to be good. Of course, it may not be necessary now. Everyone here Everyone, maybe one of them has a doctorate or master's degree, so why use my high school education to teach, just listen to it and enjoy it!"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Hey, it's getting too far. Just now, everyone wondered why the sword can only pierce three people at most? The storyteller put on a very educated look and preached to everyone-you don't understand? A person’s body temperature is 37 degrees, if you stab one person at 37 degrees, and three people at 37 degrees, the sword will melt!"

"Hahaha~~"

"The audience gave them a thumbs up, hey, this storyteller knows a lot, it's so scientific! If you say that now, people will smash the theater! Isn't this just talking nonsense!"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, leaning forward and back together with joy.

Backstage.

"Xiao Yun has two brushes!"

"It's a material, I can't do stand-up comedy!"

Brothers who have never heard of Qu Xiaoyun's stand-up, they all gave a thumbs up at this meeting, and understood why Xiao Yueyue praised him so much at the beginning, and why the master let him perform in the stand-up special, this is really capable.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "Okay, Xianbai said a lot today, it's time to tell a story, I told this story today on stage, but I didn't finish it, the story is called "Exploring Qingshuihe" ..."

"it is good!!!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience applauded one after another. When they heard this story, they were very excited. Qu Xiaoyun's "Explore the Clear Water River" was recorded in a theater before, and it was very popular on the short video platform. It is a pity that some There is no end to the beginning, and the time is limited. It is because of this that fans have given it the title-Kitbi.

The audience in the audience liked it very much.

Qu Xiaoyun was also very happy in his heart: "Everyone is familiar with the song "Exploring the Clear Water River". You can understand a general story by reading the lyrics, but you probably don't know the specific reasons for this love tragedy. Today I will share with you Tell me about this story."

"However, due to the limited time, I will tell everyone the part I said in the theater in a few words, so that everyone can understand the general situation, and try to finish this story today, without digging holes, okay?"

"it is good!!!"

As soon as the story could be finished without digging, the audience in the audience was very excited, with smiles on their faces, and they all looked forward to the story.

(The following story of "Exploring the Qingshui River" is based on my imagination based on the lyrics. Please enjoy it, don't take it seriously.)
Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and said earnestly: "The story happened in the capital city. The time is the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China. The specific place is the Firearms Camp of the Blue Indigo Factory. First, let me introduce this firearms camp. According to records, there are more than 1700 houses and more than 60 streets and alleys in the Huoqi Camp, where many soldiers of the Eight Banners live, together with tens of thousands of family members, and it is a very lively place.”

"Everyone, think about it, the Baqi children have enjoyed salaries for generations, and they are paid without working. What a **** cuckold king..."

When it comes to the "cuckold king", Qu Xiaoyun deliberately emphasized his tone.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience couldn't be happier.

Yu Qian's father, Mr. Wang, after the eunuch, was the last shanman in the Manchu Qing Dynasty. He was born in the Yellow Banner of Manchuria. Yes, I found the tank Shengshang, also known as Yu Degang.

These stalks made Guo Degang say something like thunder, and when he said it, it instantly detonated the audience.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Everyone, think about it, including the TV sets of that era, everyone watched a lot. Those Manchu children are the ones who carry cages to walk birds and fight crickets. Don't think of Uncle Qian." !"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was amused by his sluggishness again.

"The Huoqi camp is full of people of this type. You can imagine the atmosphere. There are many people who spend money, and there are many people who come to earn money. This place is very lively, and the big villain in our book has appeared. Song Lao San and his wife!"

Hearing this, the theater was extremely quiet, and the audience listened very carefully.

"What do they do for a living? They sell opium for a living. Isn't it fun for the Eight Banners to enjoy themselves? They grasped this point and made a lot of money. The couple had money and lived in a two-income apartment." In the courtyard set, each entrance has a small or two-story building.”

"But one thing, it's immoral to do this business, including those who run kilns, which is not good for future generations. When it comes to this, some viewers may say, ah, you are superstitious, you have to believe in science. I can only say It's boring to argue, people must have a heart of awe, why did people have a piece of "heaven, earth, king, relatives and teachers" in their homes before, because people are the smallest, and people's understanding of the universe is only 5.00%, and many things are not that you have not seen I haven’t seen it before, I haven’t seen wifi, can you say it doesn’t have it?”

"People can't believe what they believe, and they can't believe what they don't believe. People have to put their hearts on it!" After speaking, Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his chest.

"The Song Laosan couple just didn't put their minds at ease, and they couldn't get what they wanted. They gave birth to a daughter named Dalian. Dalian is a nice girl with a kind heart. She is 16 years old this year. She is also beautiful, so beautiful. To what extent? It’s called whimsical beauty, and people’s aesthetics are different, some like thin ones, some like fat ones, and some people have a special liking for girls who smoke, drink and burn their heads.”

"Hahaha~~"

When they heard that smoking and drinking burned their heads, the audience in the audience were all happy.

Qu Xiaoyun stopped him with a smile: "Don't think about the teacher when you mention smoking and drinking, it's not good! The beauty of the abnormal noise is that you close your eyes, and what kind of girls do you think look good in your hearts?" , what Miss Dalian looks like!"

"Song Lao San and his wife value sons over daughters, they only care about eating, drinking and having fun, and don't want to see this daughter at all. What kind of temperament is Song Lao San?"

Hearing that Song Lao San was about to be introduced, the curiosity of the audience was aroused, and the theater was extremely quiet at the moment.

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　I don’t know if everyone is interested in this story, but I actually like stand-up stories, but it’s not appropriate for this thing to drive people away. I’ll check the follow-up status and think about the length. If you like it, leave a subscription!
　　
　
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