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Chapter 177 Exploring the Story of Qingshui River

I saw that the audience listened very carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun also became serious. Sitting behind the desk, even his eyes were playful, in order to bring the audience into it.

"Everyone, think about it, those who are capable of this kind of business are not ordinary people. They are all clueless, and their eyelashes are empty. If you pull out one of them, you can serve as a sentry, and Song Lao San is a rascal. Born, cruel and merciless."

"People are divided into groups by like flocks. His wife, Song Shi, is not a good person. She has a bad temper and can easily misunderstand other people's ideas. You have to be polite to her and ask her if she has eaten? What she thinks is, is it ironic? Our family has no food? Her state of mind, in today’s words, is persecution paranoia!”

The audience in the audience chuckled, and some even thought of the people around them.

"A couple like this, who are still engaged in the business of selling opium, is this popular? Although they have made a fortune, the neighbors in the neighborhood look down on them."

"What does Shu Xiaoxiao Liu in this book do for a living? He is a man who delivers water from a water shop. The water in the capital is not good. There are sweet water wells and bitter water wells. The bitter water is generally used for steaming rice. There are many people in the capital. The monthly salary is paid, and the state opens a grain depot to get grain. The grain is old rice for many years. This old rice must be steamed with bitter water, and the taste is very good after it comes out. Saying this is a status symbol, which means that he is a bannerman!"

"Usually someone takes advantage of a sweet water well. The well is covered and locked at night. You have to pay to buy water from other people's house. The water quality in the capital is a perfect match for scented tea, and people in the capital love to drink it." The scented tea is actually because of the water, after the scented tea is brewed, it is delicious to drink, it smells fragrant, and it is smooth and pleasant to drink!"

"A lot of old BJs wake up in the morning and don't eat. They have to drink tea first. When the old man and the old lady opened their eyes, there were a lot of mugs (enamel mugs). Let's drink a mug of tea first. If you are not used to it, you can't drink it. Stomach As soon as Wu Shi opened his eyes and sat there drinking, he must be drunk and fainted, tea drunk is worse than wine drunk!"

"Good guy, can you still get drunk after drinking tea? You've learned a lot!"

The audience in the audience was amazed, and many audience members who had never drank tea were eager to try it, thinking that they would have a chance to try it.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "How did the Wangfujing in the capital come to be? The king of Yan swept the north and brought it to the capital, conferring many princes, there are ten princes, and the houses built for these ten princes are not far away, so this The street was first called Shiwangfu, and later it was called Wangfu Street for short. Later, some of the palaces were demolished or repurposed, but it was not enough for Shiwangfu. There is a well known as Tianshui Well on this street, so later this place was renamed Wangfujing! "

"Oh, so the source is here!"

"This young man is young and knows a lot!"

The audience in the audience gave their thumbs up one after another.

Listening to books is like this. For example, "Three Kingdoms", everyone knows the story. What you listen to is something other than the story. If you just follow the story, then you are the story counselor. What you want is to expand. Let the audience hear the difference!

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "The guy who delivers the water always delivers it in the morning, you can't wait for everyone to wake up, it's too late."

"Xiao Liu is the first day of this year. Someone asked Xiao Liu what his surname is? I haven't found any information about his surname. Maybe his surname is Yan, Yan Xiaoliu!" Qu Xiaoyun joked.

After the audience finished listening to the music, a male audience shouted: "Help me take care of my seventh uncle and grandpa..."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "Go, I don't have that much time to spare!"

"Hahaha~~"

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued with a smile: "I was just joking, please don't mess with the picture. Xiaoliu is a poor kid, both of his parents died, and he lived on the street begging for food when he was ten years old, but God can't starve to death. He was accepted by a well-meaning water seller as a waiter, and at a young age he couldn't carry water, so he did odd jobs in the shop, and he started delivering water when he was 14 years old."

"One morning, Xiaoliu delivered water as usual. The family he delivered to was very special. It was a widow's family. The widow Mrs. Li is not very authentic."

"When the man was alive, Mrs. Li liked to sit at the door and kowtow melon seeds to chat with people. Once the man died, she was proud. When passing by a man who caught her eyes, he often made teasing words. Should Mrs. Li say it or not? She looks pretty good, she comes and goes, and she's not lonely all these years."

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun made no objection, and went on to say: "In the beginning, the sixth child brought water to Mrs. Li's house, but Mrs. Li didn't take him seriously one day, but suddenly one day, Mrs. Li took a look and said, oh, why is this kid so handsome? !"

"Everyone, I started delivering water at the age of 64, and when I was [-], delivering water is not something ordinary people can do. You need to have strength. The young man has trained his muscles by delivering water. He looks good, just like me. He's so handsome!" Qu Xiaoyun slapped his hands with scissors when he said this.

"Applause!!!"

"shameless!!!"

The audience in the audience were all amused by his shameless attitude.

This is the charm of stand-up comedy. It can make everyone laugh when you talk, and it is also the reason why the predecessors of Pingshu resisted the storytelling of comedians.

Qu Xiaoyun continued with a smile: "Mr. Li is more and more in love with her, so she missed it. This day, Xiaoliu came to deliver water, and Mrs. Li got up early and waited for her. The one who gave herself a beautiful appearance, was ready early. Oh, what kind of elbow, roast chicken, braised fish, etc., it’s prepared like dinner, and there’s a jug of spirits.”

"When Xiao Liu came, Mrs. Li was happy, as if she was going to bite someone, she took a fragrant handkerchief and handed it to Xiao Liu to wipe off her sweat—little brother, you are tired, come on, wipe off your sweat."

"Xiao Liu is an honest child, wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve, and waved his hand to refuse - thank you, I am not tired, I am young, and I have endless energy!!!"

"After listening to the music, Mrs. Li began to feel hot all over, and she was very excited—yo! I can't stop exerting energy, and I'm ashamed to hear it!"

"Applause!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience in the audience were all happy, and the female audience booed meaningfully.

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "You female hooligans!"

"Come down and play!"

A female audience laughed and shouted, which caused another burst of laughter from the audience.

"Go! Don't even think about it!"

After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Xiao Liu didn't understand what she meant, and planned to leave when he still had water to deliver, but Mrs. Li stopped him and insisted on letting him stay for dinner. Don't let him send it away."

"Xiao Liu will be out of luck. If he goes back to the store, the shopkeeper knows that he has offended a customer who has been ordering water all year round. If he loses business, he will be beaten up. He can only listen to Mrs. Li and stay for dinner."

"Li-shi started to drink while eating, Xiaoliu didn't know how to drink, and he didn't have to buy water to threaten him, and Xiaoliu was drunk after one glass, Li-shi began to tease and even started to use his hands foot."

"Xiao Liu doesn't do it, he doesn't like Li Shi, he refuses to agree to it, and finally runs away."

"Mr. Li is quitting. It is said that it is too embarrassing to get into the sheath. I am afraid that Xiao Liu will tell the story, so I will go to the shopkeeper who sells water to file a complaint. He said that he would give Xiao Liu food and drink with good intentions. After he finished drinking Afterwards, I became lustful and contemptuous of myself."

"After the shopkeeper found out, he beat up Xiao Liu so badly. Some viewers asked, Xiao Liu has been with him for these years, does the shopkeeper not know who Xiao Liu is? The shopkeeper actually knows, and he also knows that Mrs. Li is not a good person. But there is no other way, otherwise there is no way to explain it, I can only call Xiaoliu to show her, this is also a helpless place in that era."

"Ms. Li has vented her anger temporarily, but she has written down the grudge."

"Everyone, do you think this person is so unreasonable? The child didn't recruit her or provoke her, but because he didn't listen to her, the child was beaten for nothing, and she still has a grudge!"

The audience in the audience was also very angry after listening to it. Li's villain image was successfully established, and some audience even hated it so much that their teeth were itchy.

Seeing that the audience listened in, Qu Xiaoyun was very happy, and then said: "Xiao Liubai was beaten up, and he was also angry. I have provoked someone with this trick, why! The shopkeeper is not bad, give me I paid the two of them—come on, rest for two days to recuperate from your injuries, you don’t need to send it to Mrs. Li, I will find someone else to give it to you, and use the money to buy yourself some delicious food.”

"Thank you. My life was saved by others. What can I say? Just hit me. It's normal for the shopkeeper to beat people, and I don't take it seriously. Although the money is not much, it's three melons and two dates, but Xiao Liu really has a place he wants to go when he has money."

"Just in time for the Firearms Camp, the disciples of the Eight Banners held a flower viewing party. They said it was a flower viewing party, but there are not many people who love flowers. They are all pretending to be elegant, in the name of flower viewing, thinking Let’s make friends. Therefore, tickets are charged for this flower fair, and the purpose is to screen out a group of people.”

"Xiao Liu has also saved a little money in the past few years, plus the money given by the shopkeeper today, it is just enough for the entrance ticket. Looking at the money in his hand, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and decided to spend money to have a look."

"Someone asked, why Xiaoliu, a poor man, is willing to spend money to see flowers? Because when Xiaoliu was young, when his parents were still there, his father liked flowers. There were many flowers and plants at home. He told him some The story of flowers and knowledge and so on, Xiaoliu also fell in love with it."

"People have to have hobbies. If a person doesn't have hobbies, don't play with him. Why? Because he has no ambitions, no matter if he smokes, drinks, burns his head, raises a horse, and has a horse. No matter what he loves, he must have the same hobbies. This person can communicate normally. If you say that this master has no hobbies, you must pay attention to see that he does not eat fireworks in the world, does not drink or smoke, does not drink or smoke, does this or that, and sits with that in a down-to-earth manner every day. This person is not easy to mess with. , he only thinks about harming people!"

"Xiao Liu is like this. He doesn't eat well and doesn't wear clothes. He just likes flowers and plants. There are many kinds of flowers in the yard, and they are very good. They decorate the yard very beautifully. The shopkeeper didn't say anything, and let him raise them by default. gone."

"It's the flower viewing party this day. Xiaoliu deliberately chose clothes that I usually don't want to wear. After all, I'm still there, so it's so beautiful. Another thing is that I'm afraid that the clothes will be too shabby. The clothes are covered with patches. Patches are like Hanako, people won’t let them in.”

"As the old saying goes, words are a tiger blocking the way, and clothes are creepy hair. What does it mean that a word is a tiger blocking the way? For example, in a restaurant in the capital, when guests eat—oh, what about this dish? Is it salty? The shopkeeper in the lobby is here—oh, who is this? Which guy served the dishes? Throw him away and tell him to leave now. After a while, let the guests just watch, the guy wiped his tears Carrying the bedroll and hitting your side."

"The guests are happy. This restaurant is good. I said that the food is too salty, and all the guys have been driven away. The guy who just kicked out the food will be served later. Even if this play is performed for you, you have to think it's worth it. That's business!"

"it is good!!!"

The audience in the audience applauded and applauded after listening.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly and said, "What do you mean the clothes are creepy? Let me give you another example. When you talk to someone, you see that he is well dressed and wears a brand. You can't help but feel that you have to respect the other person." , why can’t we negotiate business in the bathhouse? At most, he will be whiter than you, so what’s the use?”

(Going to the second floor to talk may also work!)
"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "In the past, if you were going to sing an opera in Liyuan in the capital, if you earned a little money, you would have to repair the gate building, paint it, and live in a detached courtyard. Guy, there are about a hundred people living in a courtyard of [-] square meters, and you don’t need to pay for this corner, you just give it away with two steamed buns. Once you look at the exclusive courtyard of the owner, he won’t dare to look down on you.”

Speaking of this, Qu Xiaoyun thought of something: "My master once talked with me. Back then we said that there was an old man in cross talk. The poor in the family were all too poor. He almost couldn't open the pot. He took the bag of rice and noodles. , put sand in the house, line up the walls to the top of the wall, sit at home and play mahjong with the family, and come to make an appointment for a performance—don’t worry, there are so many noodles at home that you can’t eat. Those who make appointments don’t dare to look down on you, just So simple!"

After explaining to everyone, Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Xiao Liu entered the flower viewing party very smoothly. There are quite a lot of people in the flower viewing party, and many of them are from other places in the capital. There are many types, such as roses, peonies, chrysanthemums, etc. Xiao Liu was dazzled after he entered."

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat: "It's time for our heroine Da Lian to appear on the stage. Da Lian also likes flowers very much, but the process for her to see flowers is very bumpy. Don't look at Song Lao San and his wife for selling flowers." Dayan has money, so he is reluctant to part with this daughter, not even the ticket money."

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows when he mentioned this: "Why do daughters need to be rich when they can afford it? The most important thing for a girl is to eat and see her, so she won't be short-sighted!"

"Good guy, the parents have been stingy since they were young, making it difficult for their children, and they are reluctant to spend money. They bought a mobile phone and an elderly device for their daughter, and they never brought KFC. When their daughter went to college, she met a rich man. Yes, she is willing to spend money on her, and she also buys an Apple mobile phone, coupled with the desire for comparison, in this case, it cannot be said that it is all, most girls are easily deceived!"

"So, it makes sense to raise children rich and raise daughters poor!"

Qu Xiaoyun's story is good, and the examples are also good.

This is a major feature of stand-up comedy. Not only do you listen to the story, but there are also burdens in the story to make you laugh, and it can also let you know something you don’t know. This is why there are a group of fans who love to listen to stand-up comedy.

The audience in the audience nodded in agreement, looking forward to how Brother Six and Sister Da Lian met at the flower viewing party.

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(End of this chapter)