Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 19
Liu Chunsan: "Okay, our apprenticeship ceremony is short but grand. I will announce the end of the apprenticeship ceremony, and then the performance will begin. Thank you everyone."

After Liu Chunsan stepped down, Lord Hou took the microphone.

"Okay, now please enjoy the cross talk "Picking the Jacket", performed by Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Da Linzi."

Da Linzi has been away from the stage for a long time, and the two fathers came to support him.

The audience applauded enthusiastically:

"it is good!!!"

"dad!!!"

The three of them walked out of the stage according to their size and walked to the microphone. Guo Degang stood behind the table, Yu Qian and Da Linzi stood on both sides of the table.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were wearing a black coat with flowers embroidered on it, and Da Linzi was wearing an ordinary gray coat with a red mandarin coat on top.

The gift-giving audience came onto the stage, and they were so enthusiastic about giving flowers, wine and cigarettes that the three of them didn't open their mouths for 5 minutes.

After receiving the presents from the audience, Guo Degang smiled and said, "Thank you, everyone. Generally, fans of Little Braid call me brother-in-law, fans of Dalinzi call me father, and fans of Teacher Yu call me ancestor."

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience laughed outright.

Yu Qian smiled and pushed: "Who said that!"

"No one shouted, they didn't come today."

"Don't let them come!"

"Hi everyone, I'm Guo Degang, a junior high school student in cross talk class."

Yu Qian continued: "Yes, the first day of junior high school."

The corners of Guo Degang's mouth rose: "I'm very happy to be on the same stage with my son today!"

Yu Qian stepped back and waved his hand: "Don't count me in!"

Guo Degang looked indifferent: "It's okay, I don't mind."

"I mind."

The burden rang, and the audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Degang was full of pride: "My son is very familiar with you, Guo Zhuo, have you seen this drama?"

Offstage stubble:

"Seen!!!"

Da Linzi smiled and cupped his hands in thanks.

"Okay, then today we can have fun."

"My son is better at acting than me. As we all know, a large part of the reason why Chinese movies can achieve today's results is that I don't often film."

Yu Qian: "Very good, I have learned to laugh at myself."

The audience burst into laughter, and some female audience laughed and squeaked.

Da Linzi couldn't bear it anymore: "Father, let me say a few words, I haven't said a word for a long time."

"Okay, son, tell me."

"My name is Guo Qilin, beside me is my father Guo Degang, and the other is my biological father..."

"No, Master, Yu Qian."

Guo Degang: "Scare me!"

Yu Qian laughed: "I almost told the truth!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"After a long absence from the stage, I am very happy to be on the same stage with my two fathers today."

Yu Qian continued: "Master is like father and son!"

"Today we talk about cross talk, but it's boring."

Guo Degang: "For the cross talk show, why don't you talk about cross talk?"

"Let's have something interesting."

Guo Degang: "You have an idea."

"How about we sing?"

Yu Qian: "This proposal is good, mainly you can do it?"

Da Linzi pursed his mouth and looked smug: "You don't know, usually Xiao Zhui'er and Tao Yang sing on the stage, and I let them. If I open my mouth to sing, they can't do anything!"

Guo Degang covered his face and continued: "They can't do anything when you sing. You were wrong when "Painting Fans" came out, and then they collectively overturned."

The audience who were not familiar with the performance were confused, while the familiar audience laughed and applauded.

Da Linzi slapped his thigh: "When you mention this, I get angry. My young class leader and master sang it wrong. Who dares to sing it right? Backstage Xiao Yueyue, don't look at the five-ring and six-ring, variety shows now." I still sang all the time, that time when I stood by the microphone, my face was flushed, and I couldn't get into the rhythm for a long time!"

The audience couldn't help laughing at Xiao Yueyue's inability to get into the rhythm.

"If the car rolls over, it's overturned. When Tao Yunsheng came out, he turned up an octave and sang up! The people who sang in our head hate it, we are all ashamed, you are the only one who is angry!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Yu Qian continued: "All civil and military officials save the prince, but Tao Yang saves the country!"

Da Linzi clenched his fists and said viciously, "I should have slapped him then!"

"But I'm not the same as before. We all know the four basic subjects of cross talk, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling."

Guo Degang: "Wait a minute? Is that what your master taught you?"

"I made a mistake. I learned to sing and sing, and I sang "The Lyrics of Too Poor". How about a three-pk section of "Lyrics of Too Poor" today?"

Guo Degang turned his head to look at Yu Qian: "Is the lyrics plausible for being too poor? Brother Qian, you are wrong. It is not enough to just teach you to drink and burn your head."

"Hahaha!!!"

Yu Qianle's face was full of wrinkles: "That's the essence!"

The long-lost performance by the three of them made the audience laugh out loud at the beginning.

Da Linzi crossed his hips: "Do you two dare to compare with me?"

Guo Degang snorted: "You can't tell the difference between poverty and peace, and you dare to yell at your father, come here!"

Yu Qian whispered in Guo Degang's ear: "I know my apprentice, he will not exceed three and a half paragraphs!"

Da Linzi looked at Guo Degang: "Then I will come first, and I will teach my father a lesson!"

Guo Degang said angrily: "Your father!"

Yu Qian laughed secretly: "Good apprentice, move back for the teacher!"

The audience burst into laughter, full of anticipation for the next step.

Da Linzi cleared his throat: "Then I will sing, the beautiful scenery of Hangzhou is unparalleled in the world, and the exotic flowers and grasses on the shore of the West Lake are fragrant all the year round."

Before they finished singing, Guo Degang and Yu Qian sang along.

Guo Degang: "Isn't this The Legend of the White Snake? Something new?"

Yu Qian: "I thought it was amazing!"

Da Linzi scratched his head and smiled: "Hey, I just open my voice, sing and play, listen to my next one!"

"Mr. Zhuang is fine..."

The three sang together: "Travel to the west of the city..."

Yu Qian: "Stop singing, is there still something difficult?"

"This Emperor of Han has..."

The three sang together: "The Tao sits in the mountains and rivers..."

Guo Degang: "Is Han Xin right in fortune-telling? Are there any more?"

Yu Qian: "No, he will be in the third stage."

Guo Degang snorted: "You still have a PK with us, I thought how powerful it is? Dare love is only three levels."

Da Linzi sighed: "Am I ashamed?"

Yu Qian sneered: "No, you've got your eyes on it."

"Hahaha!!!"

"Then I'm leaving, I'm going to continue acting."

Yu Qian stopped and said, "Don't, you can't sing, let's talk about it!"

Da Linzi shook his arms: "No, I'm ashamed, I don't have the face to stay any longer, I'm leaving, and I'll never come back after I leave."

Guo Degang joked: "No one who left here came back!"

Na Deyun laughed at himself, and the audience was amused again.

"It's okay to come back, I'll practice hard for 100 years and come back!"

Yu Qian waved his hand: "That can't be done, I won't give praise to the old goblin!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Anyway, I'm leaving today! I'm going to practice Taiping lyrics!"

Yu Qian walked up to Da Linzi: "Are you really going? Take off the jacket for me! It's mine!" After speaking, he started to unbutton it.

The master and apprentice tore together for a mandarin jacket.

The female audience booed:
"Scrape more!!!"

"Take off the coat too!!!"

Guo Degang stopped and pointed with his hand: "Oh! These female hooligans in the audience!!!"

"Applause!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

　Thanks to Nan Qinli for the reward, and thanks to the book friends who voted! ! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)