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Chapter 20 The name is a bit aphrodisiac

Guo Degang took great pains to separate the two, and the three returned to the microphone while arranging their clothes.

Yu Qian reluctantly said: "Don't talk about it, give me back the jacket! It's mine!"

Guo Degang turned his head and asked: "Son, tell the truth, whose mandarin jacket really belongs to?"

Da Linzi looked aggrieved: "The clothes are on me!"

"Nonsense, it's not that I can't see it, I ask who you belong to!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"It's not mine if you wear it on me!"

"Makes sense!"

Yu Qian was in a hurry: "What's the point? Why wear it on him and it's his!"

Guo Degang recalled: "That's right, why? According to what you said, I even shook hands with Brother Qian's wife! I didn't drag my sister-in-law away either!"

The audience was amused again.

Seeing that he was ignorant, Da Linzi admitted: "This mandarin jacket is indeed not mine, but my master's, but I don't wear it for nothing!"

Guo De just stretched out his hand and was about to pick it off: "Oh, take it off soon, you are not dirty! I said, why do you smell like cigarettes!"

"Goose goose goose~~" The audience laughed from ear to ear.

Yu Qian said angrily: "Don't say it's useless, you didn't give me money either!"

Guo Degang: "What money is not money, vulgar! Son, tell me the reason, why don't you wear it for nothing?"

Da Linzi seemed to be considerate of others: "Because the crew I was filming lacked a mandarin jacket like this, think about it, the crew used my things! The mouth is short, and the hands are short. When the crew lacks any roles, I always look forward to it." Mentioning that this is my master Yu Qian's mandarin jacket, isn't that the role of my master!"

Guo Degang was enlightened after listening to Mao Sai, and nodded: "Oh~ so that's the case! Brother Qian, look, Da Linzi misses you so much!"

Yu Qian's attitude changed slightly: "But why didn't you say hello to me when you borrowed something from me?"

What Da Linzi said was straightforward: "At first I didn't want to borrow it from you. I remembered that my father had a mandarin jacket, but I didn't look for the mandarin jacket, and I couldn't find my father. He turned off the phone when I called. I don't know where he went. I will go to your house to find him."

Yu Qian nodded: "Oh, so that's the case." After careful consideration, there was something wrong: "Wait! Your father is not here, why did you go to my house to find him?"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Because he loves to visit your house when you are not at home!"

The audience laughed again and again, and the burden rang again.

Yu Qian stared and pointed at Guo Degang: "Degang, what do you mean? Why didn't I know that you often visit my house?"

Guo Degang stretched out his hand to block and backed up: "This unlucky boy, you have let me know everything about me!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Yu Qian asked Da Linzi angrily: "Will you be unable to get through to your father's phone?"

"The day before yesterday..."

Yu Qian rolled his eyes and thought about it, and reached out to grab Guo Degang's collar: "I called my wife the day before yesterday and the phone was turned off, what's going on?"

The audience burst out laughing at his distraught look on stage.

Guo Degang said anxiously: "I didn't go that day, so hurry up and explain to your master!"

Yu Qian's face turned green with anger: "I didn't go that day, when did you go?"

"Hahaha!!!"

"I'm wronged! I didn't go any day!"

Da Linzi explained: "Yes, my dad was not lying, my dad was indeed not there that day, there was another man!"

Yu Qian let go of Guo Degang, raising his voice an octave: "Who is the other man?"

"A courier, my wife is just at the door to receive the courier."

Yu Qian put his hands on his chest: "I'm scared to death, can you stop panting next time you talk? You don't have to tell me the food delivery person, just tell me what's going on!"

"I found out that my father was not here, so I told my wife about my use of the mandarin jacket. After hearing my reason, my wife lent me your mandarin jacket."

"My wife also said that you are talking nonsense, cloudy and foggy, and that if you go to the film crew, let me ask someone to take care of you."

Guo Degang nodded: "The child is right!"

Yu Qian quit: "What's the point? Who talks about clouds and mountains and fog? I have taught him for these years, and he leaves as soon as he says. Is what he said credible?"

"Isn't it just a mandarin jacket? I can give it to him as much as it's worth! Because it says that I'm talking like clouds and mountains and fog, and I'm his master. Is it plausible to say that?"

Guo Degang criticized Da Linzi: "That's right, why do you say that about your master! Your master's family is rich, is he short of a mandarin jacket?"

Yu Qian snorted: "That's right! My family has a racecourse, and there are dozens of ponies. I still care about this mandarin jacket?"

"Dalinzi just asks you a question, if you want to leave, take off your jacket and give it to me. If you don't leave, let's have a good conversation!"

Da Linzi lowered his head and clasped his hands: "Then I won't go..."

"If you don't leave this jacket, I will lend you to wear it!"

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up: "Look at how generous and rich your master is!"

Yu Qian flicked his curly hair, and said triumphantly: "That's right! Can I open a horse farm without money? My horse farm has dozens of acres of land, and I connected all the water and electricity by myself, and I also dug the well myself!"

Guo Degang praised: "How capable!"

"De Gang, let me tell you, it's better to live in the suburbs. The city is so chaotic. Let's not get involved. My racecourse is a paradise."

"That is."

"Anyway, it's good to live in the suburbs, but there's one thing that's bad. It's windy! That night, the wind was blowing like a whistle. One day, the wind was so strong! I built a wall outside the well, and the wind was strong. To blow me out of the wall!"

Guo Degang nodded: "Oh, the wind is so strong that it blows the well out of the wall... Hey! Wait, can the wind blow the well out of the wall? You are talking nonsense!"

"Hahaha!!!" The audience couldn't stop being amused by their nonsense.

When Yu Qian heard the question, he was unhappy: "That's because you haven't seen the world! You went to the outside of the wall with your eyes open. If you don't believe me, ask your son."

"Okay, then I'll ask him, son, come on."

Dalinzi walked up to him.

"Son, there is such a person. His family lives in the suburbs. A well was drilled in the yard. There is a wall outside the well. One night there was a strong wind, and the well was blown to the other side of the wall. Coke?"

Da Linzi laughed from ear to ear: "It's so fun, it's impossible!"

Yu Qian became anxious after hearing this, and was about to take off his jacket when he walked over: "Take it off and give it to me, I was the one who said that just now!"

Da Linzi smiled: "What you said, then this is true, I can see it with my own eyes!"

Guo Degang was stunned for a moment: "Son, explain to me! Also give the audience a lot of insight!"

Da Linzi thought for a moment, and explained: "This matter sounds like nonsense, but you should think about it carefully!"

Guo Degang: "What!"

"He's nothing like that!"

"Hahaha!!!"

After speaking, he peeked at Master Yu Qian's livid face, and immediately changed his words: "There is such a thing, you should think about it carefully! This is not my family's business, but my master's family's business!"

The audience burst into laughter:

"Donkey whip!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Guo Degang hastily covered Da Linzi's mouth with his hands: "You've filmed too many kissing scenes, it's not easy for people to chew on their mouths, please don't call people's names so aphrodisiac!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

(End of this chapter)