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Chapter 21 Xiao Yueyue is also on stage

Da Linzi explained: "My master's family is rich, and they opened a racecourse in the suburbs. A well was drilled in the racecourse. Well drilling is a skill!"

Guo Degang nodded: "That is!"

Da Linzi repeated his gestures: "You have to use the ground drill to drill into the ground, and when you get the water, it will flow up. You have to use stones to build the surrounding area. That's called a well!"

"Correct!"

"Wall, make a circle. Those with houses inside are called inside the wall, and those without houses are called outside the wall! Do you understand?"

Guo De just raised his leg and kicked it: "Nonsense, I'm so old, I don't know what is a well and what is a wall? What kind of wind I asked can blow the well to the outside of the wall!"

Full of anticipation, the audience is looking forward to what will happen next.

Da Linzi rubbed his buttocks: "Ah, you asked this, you think, it can blow the well out of the wall, such an unimaginable phenomenon, it must be the boss's wind, the first-level wind must not work! "

"Yup!"

"That's the wind, it's more than 30 levels!"

The nonsense made the audience laugh again.

Guo Degang was so angry that Xiao Yueyue used all the classic lines: "Oh my God, the ancestral grave of Dafeng has to be wiped away!"

Xiao Yueyue, who was peeking behind the scenes, heard this, smiled and said to Qu Xiaoyun beside him, "My master actually robbed me of my lines!"

Qu Xiaoyun: "..."

Da Linzi also felt that what he said was a bit fake, so he changed his words: "The main reason is that his well is not big!"

"How big is it?"

Da Linzi pinched it with his hand and compared the size of the mineral water bottle: "It's so big, and there's not much water in it, so it was easily blown out of the wall by the wind!"

Guo Degang pondered for a while: "You mean the chamber pot, right? If it can still rattle, it means there are stones in it!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Da Linzi had an idea: "Why did the well run outside the wall? Because it is a fence! The wind blew the fence away, so the well went outside the wall!"

The audience applauded and applauded:

"Hahaha!!!"

"it is good!!!"

Yu Qian walked up to his apprentice and snickered: "You made it up so well! Why didn't I think of it!"

Da Linzi tugged at the mandarin jacket on his body: "Then, Master, I am wearing the mandarin jacket?"

"Wear it!"

Guo Degang quarreled: "Greatness is what it is. If you say it like this, then it's true. I love chatting with Brother Qian, and gain knowledge!"

Yu Qian was very helpful when he heard it: "That's right, there are many new things! In my big racecourse, there are dozens of horses, including pony horses and tall horses. It's fun."

Guo Degang joked: "It's all your flesh and blood!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Yu Qian was not happy: "Is the flesh and blood like a story?"

"Blood, blood!"

"I love my horses so much, I ride them several times a day!" Speaking of this, Yu Qian choked up: "Speaking of this, I remembered a sad thing. My favorite tall horse of a foreign breed fell into a tea bowl. drowned..."

"Hahaha!!!"

Guo Degang frowned and questioned: "Wait a minute! The horse fell into the tea bowl and drowned? Should you take medicine? Are you talking nonsense?"

Yu Qian disagreed: "Ask your son if you don't believe me!"

Guo Degang turned his head and asked Da Linzi: "Son, tell you something, do you believe that a tall horse fell into the tea bowl and drowned?"

Da Linzi was happy: "Impossible! It's too funny!"

Yu Qian came over to take off the jacket again: "That's what I said!"

Da Linzi hurriedly said: "There is such a thing! The horse can fall into the tea bowl! Dad, listen to me. If the horse can fall into the tea bowl, it means it is fun. Once it runs, Guo Degang Guo Degang Guo Degang..."

"Hahaha!!!"

"Think about it, if it can fall into the tea bowl, it means the tea bowl is bigger! The one bigger than the bowl is called the basin, the one bigger than the basin is called the vat, and the one bigger than the vat is called Guo Degang..."

Guo De just heard this and raised his hand: "I will slap you with a big mouth!"

Yu Qian hurriedly stopped him: "Don't hit my apprentice, apprentice, you continue to talk!"

Da Linzi nodded and continued: "The ones that are bigger than the vat are called pools. There are pools in the bathhouse. When the horse runs hot, he goes to the bathhouse to take a bath. The hot water in the bathhouse will burn him to death. The bathhouse is called Chawan! "

"Oh, I'm so exhausted!" Da Linzi wiped the sweat from his forehead with his hands.

Yu Qian waved his hand, very dissatisfied: "It's not a bath house, but a tea bowl for drinking tea!"

Da Linzi looked at his master, and then at the jacket on his body, with a look of lovelessness.

Guo Degang stretched out his hand to push Yu Qian: "Don't make my son feel bad!"

Da Linzi's face turned red: "Ah, that's what happened. My master ran into Sun Yue, that fat man who once raised an elephant. The flesh on his body was like Michelin's. He was fighting crickets. My master is also fun. He loves the crickets in his hand so much. He traded the horse for Sun Yue’s crickets. The horse was exchanged, so it is equivalent to the horse falling into the tea bowl and drowning!"

Da Linzi spoke so fast that he was out of breath after speaking.

Yu Qian was very satisfied: "Good apprentice, the weaving is really good! Put on the mandarin jacket!"

After finishing speaking, I chatted with Guo Degang again: "When I mentioned crickets, I remembered something. I love this. Once when I was sleeping, I heard the crickets chirping. The sound was very nice. I thought I had to catch him. I took the thing and went out, and went out to see, good guy, this cricket is so big, its head is as big as this theater, its beard is like a telephone pole, and its body is as long as a fourteen-section train..."

Da Linzi untied his jacket while listening.

Just as Guo De stretched out his hand, he was about to cover his mouth: "Stop, stop talking, you will make my son miserable!"

"If you don't believe me, ask your son!"

"Does this happen to your son?"

Da Linzi smiled: "This is what my master brags about, it's impossible!"

Yu Qian was unhappy: "That's what I said!"

"What you said is useless, I don't want to wear this mandarin jacket anymore!" After speaking, he threw the mandarin jacket on the table.

The audience applauded and applauded:

"Hahaha!!!"

"it is good!!!"

"Guo Zuo son-in-law, I love you!!!"

The three bowed their thanks.

Backstage, Xiao Yueyue patted Da Linzi on the shoulder: "It's ok, I haven't said it for such a long time, and I did a good job!"

Da Linzi was happy: "How is it? The skill is still the same as before? This is the strength of the former brother Deyun!"

When Xiao Yueyue heard that he said that he was the first brother of Deyun, she was not happy, and her face sank: "Can you still find Bei after a few compliments? What's so good about it? Just your "Picking the Jacket" There is no improvement compared with ten years ago!"

"That's all what the master and uncle said is good, and you are the foil! The real first brother, the real funny, there is no need to pick a partner at all!"

Da Linzi taunted: "Big butt face, blow it up!"

Xiao Yueyue was furious: "Okay, today I will show you the strength of the first brother Deyun. If I choose anyone to cooperate with me, I will perform better than you!"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look for someone: "Xiao Yun, come here!"

"Brother Yue, what's the matter?"

Qu Xiaoyun walked over quickly.

Xiao Yueyue put her arms around his shoulders: "Have you also learned cross talk?"

"I have learned it, but my counterpart's speech is average, and I have never been on stage."

"It's nothing to worry about, talk to me on stage later, you'll make fun of me, I'll make fun of you."

Qu Xiaoyun looked embarrassed: "Brother Yue, I'm not very good at flattering..."

Xiao Yueyue was happy: "It's nothing to worry about! It's easy to make a joke, you just say yes, ah, go along with me, and then let me take advantage of it all the time!"

"..."

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