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Chapter 22 Self-Cultivation of Pingmen (Adapted Joke)
"Master Hou, you can announce the curtain later!"

After Xiao Yueyue finished speaking, he ran to find Guo Degang to discuss.

"Master! Master!"

Guo Degang, who was arranging his coat and preparing to go on stage, had a look of impatience on his face: "What are you doing! You are such a big man, and you are still so frizzy. Xinxing!"

Xiao Yueyue adjusted her breathing: "Master, I want to be on stage now!"

"Why?"

"Da Linzi mocked me just now, I want to prove myself on stage!"

Guo Degang didn't take it seriously: "You are often ridiculed a lot!"

"This time is different, he touched my bottom line!"

"Hey, you're so cheap, what's the bottom line? It's really a knife in the ass, it opened my eyes!"

"Master, just tell me whether to let me take the stage!"

"You still want to hit me?"

Xiao Yueyue smiled cheaply: "How dare I! If you let me take the stage, I will buy you a boa robe!"

"real or fake?"

"Really, it's not like I haven't bought it for you!"

"That's it!"

"Thank you Master, I'll buy it for you on the 32nd!" After speaking, Xiao Yueyue ran out in a hurry.

"Stinky boy!!!"

……

"Master Hou, let's make the announcement. Master agrees. Brother Qu and I will go on stage and talk to each other!"

"What program?"

Xiao Yueyue thought for a while: ""The Self-Cultivation of Pleasure""

Hou Ye was stunned: "Why haven't I heard of this..."

"Just report it, trust me!"

Lord Hou nodded, and came to the stage to announce: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Self-Cultivation of Praise", performed by Xiao Yueyue and Qu Xiaoyun!"

When the two took the stage, Xiao Yueyue was very eye-catching in an embroidered red coat, and the audience applauded thunderously.

"it is good!!!"

It took a while for the applause to stop, and just as Xiao Yueyue was about to speak, Qu Xiaoyun who was beside him spoke first.

"Hi everyone, my name is Qu Xiaoyun, and I'm rooting!"

Xiao Yueyue gave him a sideways glance: "Sorry everyone, he is a novice and doesn't know the rules!"

"Don't you know that the teasers on stage will be introduced first?"

"Also, that's called two times! You still hold the root? Why don't you hold the egg?"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Applause!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head with a smile: "Sorry, I'm nervous, please introduce first!"

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "That's right, everyone, my name is Xiao Yueyue, and I'm a cross talk actor. The guy next to me should know everyone, and I just became a teacher..."

Before he finished speaking, the audience booed:
"Sing one!!!"

Xiao Yueyue said no, but his body was very honest: "You audience are too impatient, let me sing before you finish talking! But today I am happy, I will satisfy everyone and present a My famous song "Song of the Five Rings."

After finishing speaking, he cleared his throat:

"Ah~ fifth ring, you have one more ring than fourth ring!"

There were boos from the audience:

"Applause!!!"

"It's not for you to sing!!!"

"This song is as old as you!"

Xiao Yueyue looked aggrieved: "Oh my God, it's too much, and you said I was too angry! You didn't let my brother Deyun sing, but you actually want to listen to him? You watched his short video hot Have you searched?"

"Yes!!!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled cheaply and waved his hands: "I don't want to hear it! I don't allow others to overtake me. The position of Brother Deyun must be mine! Why do I have to take the stage temporarily? It's because Da Linzi just mocked me and looked down on me , so I want to prove my strength!"

"Dalinzi started talking about cross talk in junior high school. After so many years, he can even make mistakes in the most basic four subjects of cross talk. He also eats, drinks, whores and gambles. At this level, he still boasts that he is the former first brother Deyun. Pooh! Come on! , Xiaoyun, tell me about the four lessons of cross talk, give me a long face, and make him ashamed!"

"Everyone, listen carefully, this is the first time he has come on stage to talk about cross talk!"

Qu Xiaoyun looked confident: "Don't worry, Brother Yue, this is too simple, as we all know that the four subjects of cross talk are..."

"What is it?"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a while, and said a little bit without confidence: "It's... a scam, right?"

"Is cheating and abducting plausible? Why did you tell the truth! That's called talking and learning to sing!"

"Oh~ take off your shoes and get on the kang!"

The audience was amused by the homophonic burden.

Xiao Yueyue bowed and apologized: "I'm sorry everyone, his family is in the northeast."

After finishing speaking, he scolded:
"Still taking off your shoes on the kang? You struggle to get on the kang, and it's hard for you to get on stage! But it's okay, I've been studying for so many years, and I've taken on apprentices. I can teach you, but you can't talk nonsense!"

"Teaching on stage?"

"Yup!"

"Well then, you're tired!"

Xiao Yueyue put her hands behind her back and pretended to be a teacher: "Who do you think is the best actor in Deyun Club?"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't even think about it: "Of course it's Uncle Qian!"

"How is he doing on stage?"

"It's good to behave well, but I'm often hurt by my master..."

"That's right, that's his stage personality. Do you know what is the most important thing to be a fan?"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a moment: "Do you have a good rhythm?"

Xiao Yueyue shook his head: "No, the most important thing to be a fan is to have a big heart! My master once said that Guo Degang's role on stage only accounts for 20.00%!"

Qu Xiaoyun questioned: "What about 80.00%?"

Xiao Yueyue was happy: "Yu Qian and his family!"

The burden of Yu Qian's loss was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the audience laughed and applauded.

"Look at Uncle Qian's father being hurt by my master, I can't bear to watch it anymore, these years of hurting the old man's jokes can be compiled into a Guankou!"

Qu Xiaoyun was a little skeptical: "I don't believe it..."

"Okay, don't you believe me? Do you believe the audience?"

The audience chorused:

"Do not believe!!!"

"Okay, then I will give you a paragraph today!"

After speaking, Xiao Yueyue cleared his throat and took a deep breath:

"Uncle Qian's father, Mr. Wang, after the eunuch, was the last shan man in the Manchu Qing Dynasty. He was born in the Yellow Banner of Manchuria. He was the Green Hat King of the Eight Great Hat Kings of the Manchu Qing Dynasty. His surname was Aixinjueluo, and his first name was frame. He ran away, and found the cylinder Shengshang, also known as Yu Degang.

He is a famous martial artist, the first swordsman, the first scooper, and the first swordsman. He has collected "Jin Ping Mei" in more than 30 languages.Ranked eighth, known as Jing Ba Ye or Jing Ba, with a beautiful beard of more than two feet long, he has practiced martial arts since he was a child. He studied under Ximen Chudeng, the great priest of Shaolin Temple in Wudang Mountain Office, Wang Lama, and the curry is yellow and not spicy, and the cold and heat do not invade!

He is proficient in light work, nicknamed "flying on the grass", and has the unique skill of opening locks with one hand. He opened a community with a pack of instant noodles, frying and cooking with swords, guns, swords and halberds. The sword is united, also known as the sword man.

People in Jianghu call him the cold-faced killer of North Korea, and his Korean name is Park Renyong, and his next son, Park Yisheng, is Uncle Qian.

He lives in Lao La's courtyard in Pitiao Hutong, and is honored as Master Bai because he likes to pick up maidservants' clothes.The three major hobbies are spending money, hair washing room and pig intestines, especially large intestine sashimi.

Life is fastidious. When taking a bath, you have to wash the head of the Tsinghua Pool. When you go to the public toilet, you have to change into casual clothes and bring an entourage and a snack box.

Sleep with Uncle Qian and Uncle Qian's wife, and separate Uncle Qian with a curtain before going to bed.Multi-talented, even a strong athlete, sailing national team, capsized first and then dived, and after four or five days, he was caught alive!

The most remarkable thing I have done is to discover the tomb of Monkey King! "

After speaking, the audience burst into laughter:

"quite funny!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

(End of this chapter)